Chapter 22 Did Banana Man admit his mistake? We are the clowns! (Please collect it, please read it!)
The governments abroad are negotiating,
In addition to the foreign people demonstrating in foreign countries,
There is another group of people who are putting on a farce.
When the news came out that Yanhuang Kingdom was really practicing cultivation,
Those banana people who had just immigrated abroad were dumbfounded.
Looking at those crazy headlines from foreign media,
The banana people who thought they were lucky ones suddenly felt bad!
At this moment, headlines appeared in the minds of the Banana people like nightmares.
Words of disbelief successfully broke the fragile hearts of the Banana people.
Especially after a group of foreign media noticed this group of banana people,
Suddenly, a large number of news headlines mocking the banana people appeared all over the country, both online and offline.
"Yanhuang fool! Just threw away the opportunity to become a god?"
"Do you regret it? You are a fool who took the initiative to escape from Yanhuang!"
"Shocked! There is actually one A lot of people gave up the chance to become gods!”
Under the news headlines, there are heated discussions from foreign netizens.
Also reminded by the news media, today's foreign netizens have finally found a group of people who are worse off than themselves.
After all, it is impossible for foreigners like them to cultivate to become gods.
But the banana people could have cultivated to become gods, but they took the initiative to give up such an opportunity.
Under such comparison, foreign netizens at this time suddenly feel that their mood is a little better,
What people fear most is comparison, and now there is such a comparison.
People abroad have realized that there is a group of people who are even worse off than them.
So, the foreign people who feel sad have complained about the banana people.
"I see, we are not the worst people. There are still people who have voluntarily given up on the practice of becoming gods!"
"Oh my God! Are these people really fools? They actually Give up your nationality ”
"I can't understand. Are their brains like Shi Lezhi? But now I have a balance!"
"Yes, it turns out that even the Yanhuang people can't cultivate to become gods?"
The heart-wrenching words from foreign people directly entered the ears of many banana people.
At this moment, I looked at the green card in my hand and looked around the basement of less than ten square meters.
Look at my hands that are rough from washing dishes, and look back at the food I ate that even pigs would not eat in Yanhuang!
The banana people completely broke their defenses. In an instant, those banana people who had no money were the ones who broke the defense the most.
Originally, they came to their favorite country with the so-called longing for everything abroad.
But after I actually arrived, I found that everything abroad was not as beautiful as I imagined.
I had no skills and no money. I could only be a waiter.
Living in a basement, eating fast food and even junk food from restaurants.
The air is not fragrant, it smells of pollution and garbage.
And now, the whole country of my former country has cultivated to become a god,
but I have become a clown that the whole people laugh at!
The clown king who gave up the chance to become a god!
For a moment, today’s banana people burst into tears,
This is true for almost every banana person who has a bad life.
I even collapsed to the point of directly announcing on various social media:
"I was wrong, Yanhuang, I was wrong, I am really a big fool, I want to go home!"< br>
“Country, please, please let us go back!”
“I am also a Yanhuang person, and I also want to practice and become a god!” On social media, banana people apologized and repented Videos are flying all over the place,
Every corner is filled with videos like this.
Watching these videos, foreign netizens laughed and laughed even more happily,
What is this called? Isn’t this just hating the poor and loving the rich?
You were the one who wanted to leave in the first place, and Yanhuang also solved the air tickets and immigration issues for you,
And now, it's you who wants to come back, who do you think you are? Do you think Yanhuang Kingdom is such a casual country?
You can come back when you want, and leave when you want. Banana people really think too wonderfully!
At this moment, faced with the admission of mistakes by these banana people,
The current person in charge of the external affairs of Yanhuang Kingdom is just as foreign netizens estimated,
Use the above words directly Words answered banana people!
No matter how miserable the Banana people are, it can no longer make up for their decision to leave.
At this moment, more and more bananas are being sold miserably,
This farce is getting more and more intense, and even some of the banana people are threatening each other with death.
Suddenly, more foreign people came to watch the fun.
This is really strange! How could someone still play such a trick?
Are you really not afraid of death? Or do you really think that the Yanhuang Congress will compromise?
At this moment, the banana people are performing a farce, and foreign people are raising the topic,
At this moment, after hearing about this incident,
I just came back from the front line Mr. Li said angrily:
“These heartless traitors are really good at causing trouble. Let me come and kill them in one fell swoop!”
"Guys, we must not give in on this matter. I, Old Li, have such a temper. Anyone who dares to give in will have trouble with me!" He was so angry that
This scene directly attracted the approval of several other old people.
"You old Li, your temper is as stubborn as ever. Okay, now that we know your attitude, will we still give in?"
Mr. Chen said jokingly, ancient He and Mr. Du also agreed.
"That's right, we all promised Chen Xiaoyou that we will never give in on this matter, and there is no need for any concessions!"
"We Yanhuang will never accept threats from anyone, especially the Banana Man!"
"Well said, we Yanhuang compromised too much in the past, but now we don't need to. We can also straighten our backs and speak!" Mr. Du said very firmly.
After briefly discussing the matter, he gave a firm attitude
and asked Li Gang, the person in charge of external affairs, to handle it with peace of mind and no need to be afraid of anything.
As soon as Li Gang heard these words, it was as if a sea-fixing needle had been attached to him.
He directly expressed his attitude towards the current banana people in a tough way.
"You are no longer Yanhuang people. You have voluntarily given up your Yanhuang nationality long ago. Now you are all outsiders!"
"What do you want, the Yanhuang government will not care about you. Life or death is your own choice, and the Yanhuang government respects everyone’s choice!”
Such words entered the ears of the banana people,
In an instant, these banana people were dumbfounded, this is wrong!
That’s not how the script was written! Did you agree that you would compromise?
Why was it given up in exchange?
In an instant, all the banana people were completely reduced to clowns on the entire network.
Netizens at home and abroad ridiculed: "He is really a clown master of a generation, and I am willing to bow down!"
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At this moment, I don’t know how many banana people are spitting out old blood because of this farce.
There are also arrogant banana people who feel that all countries in the world will not sit idly by.
They firmly believe that they can also practice!
Just when this farce ended, governments around the world finally concluded their discussions...
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