The big names bid and someone pays, but who pays?
Just think about it...
"I will donate 100,000!" Someone soon initiated a donation, and the person who shouted the message was a young man whom Chen Xi did not recognize.
“Fifty million!”
“Okay, thank you Ms. He for donating half a million for the children!” Qiu Libo pointed to a middle-aged woman in the distance.
I still know this person Chen Xi. He seems to have acted in the boss's Journey to the West or Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Anyway, it is a relatively retro TV series.
"I will donate three million!" As the number of shouts increased, Mr. Shui finally couldn't help but raise his hand.
"Sui Ye is still a generous person. This donation is several million. I heard that Shui Ye is now a big star in the entertainment industry. He has filmed a lot of scenes recently. This is a generous gesture. Sure enough, the news is not false. ." Qiu Libo took the microphone and applauded the other party, which made Mr. Shui gain a lot of face.
The surrounding reporters also picked up their cameras to capture Mr. Shui’s donation.
“Five million!”
"I will also donate five million!"
Zhang Moumou and Chen Haige raised their hands one after another.
“As expected of a great director, this shot is extraordinary. Let’s give some applause from the audience.”
“Bah, bang, bang!” Qiu Libo took the lead in applauding.
"My little brother and I donated 10 million!" Suddenly, JackieChan took Chen Xi's hand and raised it in the air.
Damn it, brother, why did you bring me with you when you donated!
Chen Xi had a headache. He didn't want to spend the money.
The money was said to be for charity, but where it ended up is still unknown.
"Don't worry, the money is mine!" JackieChan, who had seen through Chen Xi's thoughts, blinked at him.
“Well…”
"Big brother, that's big brother. This little brother of yours is..."
"He is my old friend. He doesn't like to be in the limelight, so I won't say his name." JackieChan explained for Chen Xi with a smile.
"Okay, okay, the name is not important. Some people just like to do good things in obscurity, which is understandable." Qiu Libo smiled and raised the microphone again: "With today's charity gala, I want to Announcement of another happy event, that is, my wedding to Ms. Wu, a famous Wenou entrepreneur, will also be held here..."
"Huh?"
"What the hell"
The guests sitting here were stunned when they heard the news.
“Don’t be nervous, everyone. We people in Magic City don’t need any money to get married. We just need to give you some applause and blessing.” Although Qiu Libo said this, the people present will definitely not be left without money. There is no difference at all whether this is said or not.
“Now let’s invite the master of ceremonies!” Someone shouted.
Everyone looked aside and saw a tall, thin man wearing a black suit and dressed casually walking up.
"It's Cui Yongyong!" People with sharp eyes have already recognized the man's identity.
Yes, this is the famous host, Cook Forever.
"Oh, congratulations, you two newcomers." Just when Qiu Libo and Wu Jie were at a loss, Chui Yongyong took the lead in greeting them.
“This...it was supposed to be a sketch show for the wedding, like what Ben Shan and Song Dandan and I did. But I felt it was a bit inappropriate for this occasion, because this is a place to drink coffee. Those skits were all performed by people who eat garlic." Chui Yongyong's words were astonishing.
"Hahaha." The people present burst into laughter after hearing this.
Speaking of this matter, it is quite a long time ago. Qiu Libo was a Shanghai-style Qingkou actor and enjoyed great fame for a while. At that time, there was a saying on the Internet that there were fruits in the north and Qiulibo in the south.
However, in the show, Qiu Libo openly stated that others wanted to promote him and Guo Degang to perform on the same stage.
He personally declined. The reason was that a garlic eater and a coffee eater, how could two people get together?
These remarks can be said to be a complete look down on the other party, thinking that he is elegant, and mocking the cross talk actor for wearing a long gown.
It is said that it is already the 21st century, and I am still wearing a long gown and a pair of black cloth shoes. If I appear at night, I will look like a zombie from the Qing Dynasty.
In short, Qiu Libo feels that his talk show is more elegant, while cross talk is more earthy.
Qiu Libo on the stage could only laugh after hearing Chui Yongyuan's words, while Chen Xi watched everything with interest.
As for Qiu Libo's talk show, he still likes to watch it, but he can't understand Guo Degang's cross talk at all.
On the other hand, Shi Tao is a cross talk fan. Shi Tao would go to every Guo Gang performance.
Although Chen Xi doesn't like watching it, he will not belittle the badness of cross talk. This is entirely a matter of personal preference.
Qiu Libo likes to engage in regional issues between the north and the south. In Chen Xi's opinion, only children would do such things.
"Haha, what is elegant and what is vulgar. Someone has said that listening to symphony music is elegant, but watching cross talk is vulgar. Listening to celebrity lip-synching is elegant! Watching online originals is vulgar! In this way, watching body art is elegant, and watching a couple telling dirty jokes is vulgar. ! Drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar. Mr. Gorky taught us to say fuck you!" At this time, another person appeared on the stage.
Black gown, black cloth shoes, holding a microphone in his chubby hand, it is Guo Gang.
“Hahaha.” The audience at the scene was amused by the two singing together.
The most important thing is that they are a little unhappy with what Qiu Libo did just now.
"Drinking coffee means garlic, the autumn sky is always the same color, there are many elegant people, I can smell the smell of scum when they spray perfume. It is said in classical Chinese that it is not enough to achieve elegance. It’s not pretending, it’s grandson who is pretending,” Guo Degang said again.
"Hahaha."
I have to say that this crosstalk actor's mouth is still very powerful, and Guo Degang shows no mercy to the other party at all.
If this was normal, Qiu Libo would have fought back long ago. However, today is his wedding, so he can only stand aside with a smiling face. Wu Jie was also smiling, but his eyes kept looking for Tong Xiaoyao.
"I did not receive your invitation today and barged in. Why? Because I have admired Qiu Libo since I was a child. I grew up reading his books."
< br>“Haha.”
This time it was Cui Yongyong who spoke, which made Chen Haige grin.
"Uh... this... this... Brother Cui, what about you... you can tease me, but you can't tease me! You said you have watched me grow up..." Qiu Libo couldn't bear it anymore. He could only reply with words.
"No, you misunderstood. What I just said was that I grew up reading your books. There are two masterpieces, one is "The Storm" and the other is "The Great Change in the Mountain Country"."
"Hahaha." Zhang Mou couldn't help laughing this time.
The author of the two books Chui Yongyong just mentioned is also named Qiu Libo, but he is not the Qiu Libo on the stage.
"Haha, there is also a demon city named Bo." Qiu Libo also asked with a black line on his face.
"Oh, I didn't know it was you before I came here. I was still talking about why Mr. Qiu is in such good health and is married again."
"Haha." This reincarnation JackieChan laughed.
"Although both are Qiu Libo, this Qiu Libo is also amazing. The output value he creates alone a year is nearly 200 million! I heard that the profit is also nearly 200 million!"
"Hahaha, this is over, it's a bit much." Qiu Libo laughed loudly after hearing this, trying to relieve the embarrassment at this time.
Everyone present knows what this means. "I see that many people present are laughing. Those who are laughing are all entrepreneurs. They know what is going on." Cui Yongyong raised the corner of his mouth and pointed to several famous bosses present.
“Hey, China is such a big country, and such a Qiu Libo will only appear once every fifty years.” Cui Yongyuan stretched out a palm.
"Haha, no, no, teacher Yu just said a hundred years." Qiu Libo wanted to use someone as a shield, and immediately pointed to the place where Yu Qiu was originally doing, but the other party had already taken the opportunity to go to the toilet. .
"Is Teacher Yu here too? I didn't see it." Chui Yongyuan looked around.
"Uh...he didn't come, he didn't come." Qiu Libo could only respond awkwardly.
"Oh, he didn't come. If he didn't come, it doesn't count."
"Hahaha."
Cui Yongyong's words won the favor of many people. laughter.
Damn it, you are here to cause trouble today. Who invited you here?
Qiu Libo was a little confused. He communicated with Wu Jie next to him with his eyes, asking who invited these two guys, but Wu Jie pretended not to know. She still wanted to protect Tong Jie. Carefree.
As everyone knows, Chui Yongyong’s next words are even sharper.
I saw him say: "I admire your mother the most. I don't know how she raised you without the help of the police."
"Haha." These words made Qiu Libo laugh again, but his smile was uglier than crying.
Why did Chui Yongyong say this? It is because Qiu Libo has many stories off the stage.
For example, when his ex-wife's father disapproved of their marriage, Qiu Libo beat him blind and eventually went to jail.
Cui Yongyong’s words simply opened up in his face.
"Um...Wu Jie, I think you are very lucky to be able to marry Qiu Libo. Do you know how many girls have verbally expressed their desire to marry him? Yes, I think you really are. The happiest person in the world."
"Yes, yes." Although there is nothing wrong with this, Wu Jie didn't think so, and she responded to Chu Yongyong with an unhappy expression.
“I have attended many weddings, and this is the only one that is just a charity event.”
"Hahahaha."
To say the previous words, Chui always only used a little force, but this sentence was explosive.
He pointed out directly that the purpose of this wedding was not simple.
Chen Xi also smiled.
Because, in the previous life, the people present today all went out with dark faces.
That's because Qiu Libo asked these people to pay their share of the money in the name of charity.
In the end, all the money fell into the foundation he established. But when donating to the foundation, there were no names of other celebrities, but donations were made in the name of Qiu Libo.
In other words, all the money donated by those present today has been wasted.
"Brother Long, you already know the reason for what happened today, why are you still here?" Chen Xi asked puzzledly.
"Hey, a dishonest person needs to be taught a lesson." Before Jackie Chan could speak, Chen Haige next to him interrupted.
"Ahem, actually this is the style of our Comrade Xiao Cui. Although your words are a bit exaggerated, we are kind at heart. Not only do we wear a coat of charity, but we are also charitable when we take off our underwear." Qiu Libo was also anxious. , and quickly picked up the phone to respond. The original Brother Cui also became Xiao Cui.
Because if he doesn't speak up, he will be in big trouble.
"Well, you have to marry him in the future..."
"Not later, but now."
Qiu Libo corrected him again after Chui Yongyong spoke. The other person’s words.
"Haha, you have so many interesting things in the mainland." Ren Xianqi in the audience turned to look at Mr. Shui.
"Haha." Mr. Shui smiled awkwardly, not wanting to explain more.
"Now, it's because I didn't go on stage just now. After I went on stage and finished speaking, do you think she will still be so determined?" Chui Yongyuan looked at Wu Jie again, but Wu Jie lowered her head and refused to respond.
Seeing that Chui Yongyong was going too far, Qiu Libo hugged Wu Jie, looked directly at the audience and said: "Brother Chui, after we finish talking about this, my wife will really know that this There are not all good people in the world.”
< br>"Haha, this world is not all good people. Well, it is composed of bad people and good people, but in fact, what we would rather see is bad people becoming good people!" Chui Yong is worthy of being a famous talker, no matter Qiu Libo Whatever he said, he could reply.
This sentence made Qiu Libo hesitate and hesitate: "Yes... it's like this... I... that I remember, my senior brother Professor Qian Wenzhong said something, our Master Ji Xianlin once said I told him not to try to change bad people, because bad people don’t think they are bad people themselves.”
Cui Yongyong reacted quickly and thought twice. He started to fight back in seconds: "Although you have such a strong back, I tell you, you are wrong. That is not what Master Ji Xianlin said to everyone, that is what Mr. Ji Xianlin said to Qian Wenzhong."< br>
"Do you want to say that you told Qian Wenzhong that he was targeting me?" Qiu Libo forced a smile. He did not expect that the other party would say that, so he laughed at himself.
"Yes, that's what it means specifically." After sarcastically speaking about Qiu Libo, Chui Yongyuan changed the subject and pointed it at Wu Jie: "When you marry Qiu Libo, you will endure a lot every day. Do you care about the risk?"
"No, I think he is a very cute boy." There were so many people at the scene, but Wu Jie, a rich woman, still chose to support her husband.
"I don't think you care, because you threw away the business for him. Do you know which four words can be used to describe throwing away the business? Do you think it is best to marry him?" Cui Yongyong asked again.
"Well...I am very proud of my husband's talent and his actions of honoring his parents."
"What you just said is more than four words."
"Um..."
"Let me shorten it for you, that's just a moment of confusion."
"Hahaha."
A woman sitting in the audience covered her mouth and laughed.
Lu Yu is also a host. She usually makes people unable to get off the stage, but this time she met a senior.
"Brother, are you here to cause trouble today, or are you here to congratulate me?" Qiu Libo didn't care and asked directly with a smile.
"Libo, I think you also have to believe in us. Guo Gang and I may talk rudely on the surface, but we can always be your friends. Because, we are in front of you, behind your back Your face is ugly." Chui Yongyuan's words made Qiu Libo laugh for a while, but he soon thought of how to fight back.
At this kind of conference, not being rude may have better results, so he pretended to be humble and said: "Hey, there is something not very good about Brother Cui. He often does this, because sometimes we have frequent activities, and he will I don’t say a word on big occasions, but I have to be humble. Southerners always have to be humble and humble to northerners. We are more modest. Gentle. He would often go to the bathroom and say, "Bobo, don't mind. What I said before is a bit too much. Say hello to you. I hope you offend me in the bathroom in the future." Please apologize to me.”
Qiu Libo’s words meant that Chui Yongyong would apologize to him in private later. But Chui would never fall for his words, so he immediately retorted: "He forgot why I took him to the toilet, because my life creed is in the toilet, one small step forward, one civilized step. "Big strides."
Cui Yongyong's words are not unreasonable. He is telling everyone that Qiu Libo's style is worth a civilized slogan in the toilet. He looks down on Qiu Libo at all. Only such a person can show his respect to Qiu Libo. One small step forward, that is simply a miracle of civilization.
And when he said this, he also meant that today’s wedding stage is inseparable from the toilet.
"Wonderful, wonderful." Chen Xi smiled and shook his head.
Jin Nana and Saori were a little confused.
The conversation between the two people on the stage just now was full of meaning. Although the two foreigners could understand the superficial meaning, they could not understand the deeper meaning. (End of this chapter)