Ding~
“Hello, big brother.”
It’s a girl.
Lin Feng: "What's wrong, sister, do you have any questions?"
Girl: "I want to consult on emotional issues."
Lin Feng took a sip of noodles: "You tell me."
Girl: "I had a fight with my boyfriend some time ago, and it was pretty fierce. The two of us have been together for almost three years. We had a fight some time ago. There was a fight, but I didn’t fight back.”
Lin Feng laughed: “ If you didn’t fight back, then you were beaten.”
Girl: “But I called the police.”
Lin Feng waved his hand and said, “You are the one who didn’t report it.” Being beaten is not called a fight. I have to make this clear to you first
Fighting,
it comes and goes.
You slap me and I kick you.
In legal terms, fighting is also called fighting.
Then you didn’t fight back and just got beaten.
Sister-in-law,
You are really strong if you can describe being beaten as if you had a fight. "
Uh...
...
On the barrage.
"We had a fight, but I didn't fight back (dog head)."
"You have to be strong in your relationship. If you get beaten, you say it was a fight (sunglasses)."
" Hahahaha, I'm really going to die laughing."
"You didn't fight back, you just got beaten up (grin)"
"Hahahaha, that's my weird laugh (face covering)."
. . . . . . .
Girl: "The cause of the matter was that he wanted to borrow money to buy a car, but his driver's license was revoked because of drunk driving.
After the revocation, his friend happened to want to buy a car. He I only saw one car, almost three More than ten,
He said he would pay in my name. I didn’t care about the money, but I thought it was really unsafe
Because he didn’t have a driver’s license and he was old. Will say."
Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt and frowned: "Sister-in-law, you are a very self-contradictory person,
You were obviously beaten unilaterally, but you said you two had a fight,
Then my boyfriend went to pay money in my name. I didn’t care about the money. It didn’t matter.
Then it was all about the money!
Sister-in-law,
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You're such a shameless thing. "
The girl was silent for a while and said: "Okay, I admit that it's because I don't have that much money.
The conflict between the two broke out later because of this matter, which led to a fight later. I I called the police and paid some money. "
Lin Feng: "What was the beating like? You talk first. "
Girl: "Just slapped me a few times and kicked me in the head. ”
Lin Feng: "Just pay it back?
You even hit me?
Sister-in-law, you are the most face-saving woman I have ever seen.
At first I said you two hit me There was a fight, and I thought it was a back-and-forth, but you told me that you didn't fight back, so you were hit by him.
I asked you what happened.
You just slapped me a few times and kicked me on the head.
Just a fucking slap?
Why didn’t I beat you to death?
Those slaps from the boy will give you a concussion, okay? "
Girl: "He lost a little money, and I gave him back a little later. ”
Lin Feng: "Why don't you give him a little bit back? Why don't you give him a massage to make you feel better?
He is the technician. He has massaged you well. Why don't you give me a tip?"
Uh. . .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Female: Just slapped me a few times and kicked me on the head (dog head)."
"Brother: Why didn't I beat you to death (smile)."
Hahahaha .
“This sister is very resistant to beatings (laughing and crying).”
“He is the technician. He massages you and you feel comfortable, right? Hahaha, the big brother’s output is still stable. I laughed to death. .”
"The key point is that my sister-in-law should give me a tip. I want a strong woman (grin)."
"Where can I find such a woman? I'll make an appointment with her. If I don't hit her, I'll be in love (cover my face and laugh)."< br>
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "After I beat you up, you returned the money to him. Isn't that your compensation? Then you deserve every point. Why are you giving him back?"
The woman whispered: "Don't I feel sorry for him?" Damn it!
Lin Feng said speechlessly, "I'll give you compensation for being slapped on the head a few times. You think he's pitiful, so give him some.
Sister-in-law,
How pitiful did you beat him?
What a pitiful guy! "
Girl: "I feel like I'm really in love, just like everyone said. "
Lin Feng: "You are not a love brain, you have cerebral palsy. "
Girl: "I feel that he is really pitiful. "
Lin Feng: "You are really cerebral palsy. ”
Well. .
Woman: "But I..."
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard urgently and said: "Sister-in-law, stop fucking talking, my breasts hurt,
Boys also have mammary glands, and they can also enlarge.
Stop telling me your nonsense, just tell me the problem.”
Woman: "I just feel like he is like me. He always says how nice I am to you. I think you are not good enough. I am downwardly compatible with you..."
Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt: " Okay, I understand, no need to say any more.
I think so,
Sister-in-law,
If you can’t separate, you two will have to live together. .
What should you do if he hits you in the future?
You buy two boxes of ibuprofen in advance and keep them at home.
If you know that your boyfriend is not in a good mood today, for example, he wants to ask you for a loan or buy a car for him,
you know that he is going to fight with you when he comes home.
Just take ibuprofen two hours in advance.
Because the effect of this medicine takes about an hour or two, and it relieves pain while taking it.
Right?
It just doesn’t hurt so much when I hit you. "
...
On the barrage.
"Prepare two boxes of ibuprofen in advance and keep them at home (dog head)."
"Relieving the pain while taking the injection, hahaha, I laughed to death."
"Brother is really talented, he learned how to , I will also take some ibuprofen before I fight with my husband.”
“What kind of fight, you are getting beaten (cover your face)”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "You can't divide it anyway, no matter how much I say, it's useless.
Then just buy two boxes of ibuprofen and keep them at home.
< br>Take ibuprofen two hours before he goes home from get off work
Hey!
The painkillers are taking effect just in time, and your husband will hit you. If both of them hit you, it means there is no pain.
What if you are not sure when your husband is going to fight?
He may fight now, or he may not fight in two hours.
He may stay up late, hold his breath until before going to bed, and then fight again. What should we do?
It doesn’t matter.
Learn about ibuprofen extended-release capsules.
The medicine is effective for 24 hours.
If your husband takes the medicine at any time, it will still be effective, so there won’t be any problem, right? "
...
On the barrage.
"Ibuprofen sustained-release capsules hahahahaha."
"I never understood the difference between ibuprofen sustained-release capsules and ibuprofen, but now I understand hahaha."
"Come on Learn knowledge (dog head).”
“It’s so dark and humorous, hahahaha”
“Your husband can take it at any time, and the effect will still be there (laughing and crying)”
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"When her husband is about to raise his hand, say, wait, let me take an ibuprofen sustained-release capsule (dog head) first."
Pfft~
Hahahaha.
"What time does this broadcast start? I need to set the alarm clock." (End of chapter)