Chapter 773 Zhang Ping: Is my son married? 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Listening to his wife's nagging, Li Jianxin smiled and said:
"I didn't sleep well. I didn't sleep well. What does it have to do with eye twitching? Why don't you put your seat down and squint for a while?"
Zhang Ping shook her head:
"How can I sleep here? You have been meeting for a few days. Do you have any clues?"
Li Jianxin turned down the heater in the car and said:
"When real estate was booming, we kept expanding design institutes. Now that we have no income, we will first lay off a group of designers, and then we will cut salaries and reduce benefits. At least we can still pay wages normally. I heard that some of them are relying on finance. The subsidized units have not paid wages for several months.”
Zhang Ping asked:
"Xiaoyu isn't married yet, you won't be eliminated, right?"
This question amused Lao Li:
"If you really get rid of me, I can answer the question [How does it feel to be laid off and cut to the artery]... But if the compensation is in place, I don't mind being laid off. I just happened to go to the scenic spot to show Xiaoyu the gate, so Experience what it means to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger.”
Zhang Ping said speechlessly:
"You can pull me down. My biological son is the owner of a scenic spot, and my godson is a security consultant. You are guarding the gate. Who are you trying to embarrass?"
After saying that, Zhang Ping began to study the problem of her eyelids twitching again:
"Would it be better for you to jump with the left eye or the right eye?"
Lao Li has a humor unique to materialists:
"If your left eye jumps, it's [the left eye jumps for good fortune, the right eye jumps for misfortune]. If your right eye jumps, it's [the left eye jumps for disaster, the right eye jumps for wealth]. Anyway, just think about the good. Don’t put too much pressure on yourself.”
These words made Zhang Ping very dissatisfied:
"I'm not afraid of offending the gods when I say this. When I get to Yinzhou, I have to pay homage to Nuwa Empress first, and then go to the small temple on the mountain to burn incense tomorrow morning... I see those rich people are always trying to steal the head incense sticks from Yonghe Temple. Xiang, we have a temple at home, so we don’t have to go to that trouble.”
While the couple was on their way, Jia Xu and Duan Shuqing strolled to the B&B halfway up the mountain, ready to have breakfast and start studying.
It has been cold recently, so instead of running, Li Yu played badminton with Zhou Ruotong for half an hour.
After Mu Guiying got up, everyone started eating breakfast together.
It was the first time for Jia Xu to eat this kind of buffet breakfast, and she thought it was too extravagant and luxurious. She even couldn't help but mentally calculate the amount of grain, meat, eggs, and milk needed for this meal.
Today is the weekend. Zhou Ruotong doesn't have to go to work. He plans to wait for his parents-in-law at the B&B, have a meal together at noon, and then go to see the decoration of Wu Song's wedding venue.
Mu Guiying didn't know how to face her parents-in-law, so she thought about it and decided to find someone to share her anxiety with.
While eating breakfast, she secretly sent a message to Diao Chan:
"Fairy Xiaochan, today my husband plans to have a showdown with my parents-in-law. What do you think we should do if our parents-in-law don't agree with our relationship?"
Diao Chan knew the Queen's temper very well and replied secretly:
"I am so cute, my parents-in-law must like it very much, but it is a bit difficult for you to handle. If you are so noisy, my mother-in-law will most likely dislike it."
After sending the message, the little girl who was eating in the cafeteria stuck out her tongue playfully.
When Mu Guiying saw the news, she became even more EMO, and whispered to Yunxiao next to her:
"Sister Yunxiao, what should you do if your parents-in-law don't agree with you being with your husband?"
Yunxiao is very free and easy:
"Then go back and continue to be my quasi-sage. First, get through the great catastrophe of becoming a god. Guiying, why are you asking this? Are you worried that your mother-in-law won't like you?"
Mu Guiying nodded, even the sauced pork buns in her hands no longer smelled good.
Yunxiao smiled and comforted her and said:
"Just leave everything to your husband. Don't think too much. Aren't you going to train cavalry with Deng Chanyu? You can go after dinner later. Don't forget to come back for lunch."
"Okay Sister Yunxiao, I feel relieved as long as you are here."
Mu Guiying turned her anxiety into appetite and brought a small basket of food.
On the other side, in the cafeteria of the Moral Education Bilingual College, Diao Chan, who had teased Mu Guiying, also entered the EMO mode:
"Sister Guiying is right. What should I do if my mother-in-law doesn't like me? You can't send me back to the book world, right?"
The girl took out her ID card in her wallet, looked at it, and calculated the balance in her bank card, planning to take time tonight to make a detailed plan.
Once the mother-in-law disagrees, she will run away from home, then find a way to make money, buy all the properties in her husband's name, and then buy her husband back...
"Eh? Why am I connected with the heroine's revenge story?"
Seeing that it was getting late, the little girl put away her ID card, hurriedly finished the food in front of her, and trotted to class.
You can't delay class even if you're a heroine or something.
After breakfast, Jia Xu walked around the B&B and got a general understanding of the scenic spot. Then he plunged into the study room of the B&B and began to learn modern knowledge.
Duan Shuqing did not give in and began to learn the daily work of the B&B from Zhang Wanping.
The couple worked so hard that Li Yu, who originally wanted to play two games, was a little embarrassed. He drove first to buy some vegetables, and then went to Guanlan Mingshu Community to get some clothes for Professor Zhou.
As for Zhou Ruotong, he went to the scenic spot with Yun Xiao after breakfast, as if he wanted to discuss something important.
Li Yu returned to the B&B, put the vegetables he bought into the kitchen, and then went to the study room to browse the logistics information on the computer. When Jia Xu saw it, he immediately came over:
"Are these supplies all to support the world in the book?"
"Yes, you have to sort out the accounts after buying them and add them when you file your tax return. Otherwise, if you don't file a tax return after buying so many things, you will easily be investigated by the tax department."
Jia Xu looked over the logistics information and asked about the disassembly and assembly of the paper mill:
"Can I go over there and have a look?"
Li Yu said:
"After Erlang's wedding, let's drive there and take a look at the disassembly and assembly progress of the factory."
At around ten o'clock in the morning, Li Jianxin drove to the gate of the B&B. As soon as the car parked, Zhou Ruotong greeted him:
"Dad, Mom, thank you for your hard work. Is the journey going smoothly?"
Zhang Ping pushed the door open and got out of the car, urging Li Jianxin to open the trunk:
"I've been free lately, so I bought some wool thread and knitted a sweater for you. Tongtong, you try it on. If it doesn't fit, I'll take it apart and knit it again."
Zhou Ruotong was moved:
"Thank you, Mom. It will definitely fit. If it doesn't fit, it's my problem and has nothing to do with you."
Zhang Ping was amused by her daughter-in-law’s words:
"My Xiaoyu must have done great things in his previous life to meet such a wonderful wife like you."
When Zhou Ruotong returned to the room with the sweater to try it on, Li Yu said to Zhang Ping and Li Jianxin:
"I have something very important to report to you two. Please don't get excited after hearing it."
Zhang Ping immediately asked very cooperatively:
"What's wrong, son? Is Tongtong pregnant?"
After saying that, she patted Li Jianxin gently:
"Let me just say that your eyelids are twitching. You are going to be a grandpa, and I am going to be a grandma... First of all, let's say that we can't dislike boys or girls. I don't care about other people's families. Anyway, we don't allow boys to be favored over girls!"
Li Yu: "..."
Mom, can you stop playing so much?
The gate was not the place to talk, so Li Yu simply led the old couple to the private room on the third floor, which was originally the bedroom prepared for his parents.
Arriving in the room, Li Yu first said:
"Mom, Tongtong is not pregnant, I have something else to say."
Zhang Ping, who was struggling with which school her grandchildren should go to, suddenly became dissatisfied when she heard this:
"You should tell me earlier that you're not pregnant. I almost called my mother-in-law... Tell me, son, what's wrong? Are you seeing Erlang getting married and can't hold it anymore?"
Li Yu didn't know how to speak. He thought for a long time and then said:
"Actually, I am not an ordinary person, but the... savior of several worlds."
Li Jianxin was sitting on the sofa and was about to peel a banana to try it. When he heard this, he thought his son was joking and didn't care.
Zhang Ping was speechless:
"Aren't you just a little handsome and tall? How come you have become the savior? If you believe that you are the savior, you might as well believe that I am Qin Shihuang... Son, don't you believe in Jesus secretly?"
Li Jianxin responded:
"There are indeed more people preaching recently. I see that the security guards and cleaners in our community are saying that you can eat whatever you want at the church on weekends. There is no limit and no charge. All you have to do is just shout Jesus. It's very cost-effective. .”
Li Yu was a bit dumbfounded listening to his parents' unreasonable analysis. He sat down and started talking about the adoption of Brother Dao and the disappearance of Sun Facai. Zhang Ping and his wife didn't take it seriously at first, but once they heard it, they took it as their own. Sun Facai is actually in the world of the Three Kingdoms. He is also married to Cai Yan and has his own children. It always feels like a dream.
But the old couple still can't accept time travel:
"Er smash, did Sun Facai owe a lot of money and the height limit was imposed, so he transferred the scenic spot to you and let you develop it first?"
Li Yu showed the videos and photos on his mobile phone to the two of them:
"This is when he first arrived and almost starved to death. This is when Lu Bu found the car. Isn't it his car? I also photographed the license plate, which starts with "闵E."
Zhang Ping always felt that this was shot in a film and television city, but after thinking about it seriously, she felt that domestic film and television cities were not so realistic.
Especially those low thatched houses are very lifelike and completely different from those in scenic spots. Li Jianxin no longer cares about eating bananas:
"That big man who often hangs around the scenic spot, is Lu Bu from the Three Kingdoms?"
"Yes, I came to the B&B for dinner yesterday."
"That little cicada that always clings to you is the Diao Chan from the Three Kingdoms?"
"Yes, I'm in my first year of high school now."
Zhang Ping always felt that what her son said was too bizarre, even weirder than "Approaching Science". She thought of the statues in the scenic spot and asked tentatively:
"Are the statues of Nuwa and Houtu that you built in the scenic area also real?"
Li Yu nodded:
"Not only is it true, they are my mothers..."
These words made Zhang Ping instantly alert:
"What do you mean? Are you going to steal my son?"
Li Yu quickly said:
"No, Empress Nuwa is about to transform into a Taoist. One time I accidentally called Mom. She deduced and found that after I called Mom, the process of transforming into a Taoist was interrupted, and then I became her son. They are also called His Royal Highness the Holy Son... I am your son and her son.”
Zhang Ping muttered:
"How come my biological son is suddenly shared? But Empress Nuwa is the ancestor of mankind, so it's right for you to call her mom...and Empress Houtu, are we also shared?"
"She is my godmother. At that time, I was not sure whether the transformation process could be terminated. Nuwa was worried that someone would bully me after she transformed into a god, so she asked me to recognize Houtu Queen as my godmother."
Only now did Zhang Ping realize why her son said he wanted to build a statue for himself last time, and why he talked about three mothers standing side by side... This brat must have been setting the stage for this last time.
Li Jianxin opened a bottle of mineral water and took a sip:
"I never expected that I would become the godfather of the tiger-fighting hero Wu Song. No wonder I could overwhelm a group of relatives at the wine table."
Zhang Ping said:
"I'm going to become sisters with Empress Nuwa. What's the point of being Wu Song's godfather... Son, aren't you doing some script killing prank? Can you really talk to Empress Nuwa when you go to a scenic spot?"
Li Yu nodded:
"Not only her, Queen Houtu, Tathagata Buddha, you can all communicate in your mind."
When Zhang Ping heard this, she instantly felt like she was looking down on the gods. The rich were grabbing the incense sticks in the Lama Temple, while the people at the bottom were thinking about the cauldron of food in the church. When she came to the scenic spot, she could actually talk to the Buddha directly. In terms of seniority, , and even taller than before.
Doctor Zhang now felt that he really hadn't slept well, as if he was still in a dream and hadn't woken up.
Li Yu introduced a few more worlds, and also talked about Zhou Ruotong's last trip to the world in the book. Zhang Ping and Li Jianxin couldn't close their mouths after hearing this.
But when they talked about Mu Guiying, the couple figured out the secret:
"That Guiying is Mu Guiying from Yang Family General, right? You brat, why did you separate her and Yang Zongbao? I just like to hear their scene in the Henan Opera."
Li Yu shrugged:
"Mom, do all mothers think their sons are perfect?"
Zhang Ping nodded:
"Yes, when you took the college entrance examination, Tsinghua and Peking University did not send a notice to our family. Even now, I feel that it is the loss of those two schools."
Li Yu said:
"Empress Nuwa also looked at me the same way. She felt that I was just a wife and could not demonstrate the respected status of His Highness the Holy Son, so she betrothed Guiying to me, as well as Diao Chan and Yun Xiao in Fengshen Yanyi. Now they are all My wife...me In fact, I hate arranged marriages, but Empress Nuwa became a mother for the first time, and she wanted to give me the best. Some mothers have to learn from this humbly... Don't fight, don't fight, I was wrong, Mom .”
Zhang Ping patted her stinky son on the back several times:
"How do you want me to face my biological mother in the future? Last time I said that you have not been a half-hearted person since you were a child. The slap in the face comes so fast."
Li Yu quickly comforted his mother:
"They acquiesced, because Tongtong's lifespan in the book world has been nearly 100,000 years, and here it is still about a hundred years. In the future, our whole family is destined to settle in the book world. There are some things that we must accept. ”
Today was Li's showdown. He told almost everything exactly as it was, and Zhang Ping felt that her son was making up stories.
But in the end, everything Li Yu said was correct, and all the logic made sense.
Zhang Ping sat on the sofa and sighed:
"No wonder your dad and I have been getting better and better since we brought the two clay figurines back to the provincial capital. It turns out that we have been favored by Empress Nuwa. I will have to burn some incense later to express my gratitude. ”
After saying that, she asked Lao Li again:
"How much did you bring this time?"
Li Jianxin said:
"Fifty thousand cash, prepared for Xiaosong, what happened?"
"Hurry up and make an appointment to withdraw the money. We met Tongtong for the first time and sealed her a big red envelope. Now that we have three daughters-in-law, we naturally have to prepare the red envelopes. We can't favor one over the other."
Good guy, are you now entering the role of mother-in-law?
Li Yusheng was afraid that his mother would not be able to accept it, but he did not expect that she had already entered the next stage:
"Little Chan is so well-behaved, I fell in love with her the first time we met; Guiying is lively and can eat, I like her very much, this is Yunxiao...Son, I don't need to call her Empress Yunxiao when I see her, right?"
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Li Yu was surprised by his mother’s ability to adapt:
"Mom, don't you have any psychological discomfort with such a big change?"
Zhang Ping said:
"My son is already very good. I have said before that you are different from other children since you were a child. Now you hit the mark, right? It was really a loss for Tsinghua and Peking University that they did not admit you back then."
Li Jianxin also changed quickly. He considered it and said:
"The education in our hometown is still a bit poor. Why don't we send Wu Dalang to the provincial capital to go to school? He has suffered all his life and now that he is resurrected, we have to treat him better."
Li Yu said:
"It's enough to go to school here. This resurrection has used heavenly materials and earthly treasures. His learning ability should be better than ordinary people... Dad, why don't you hurry up and help design the construction of the city in the world in the book? I want to build something that has been passed down for thousands of years." You can also try architecture. Don’t designers hope that the buildings they design can be built? ”
When Li Jianxin heard this, he felt that this was indeed a good choice:
"When Xiaosong's wedding is over, I will start working on this matter... Jia Xu is in the study, right? I will go and chat with him later."
Zhang Ping took out the money from her bag and dug out several red envelopes.
One daughter-in-law received a big red envelope, and red envelopes were also prepared for Sun Facai's child Sun Mao, the newly resurrected Wu Dalang, and others.
For this reason, Li Yu also took over 100,000 in cash from his room, so that the old mother could give it away as much as she could.
With the red envelope ready, Li Yu led his parents downstairs, and happened to meet Mu Guiying who came here sneakily to inquire about the situation. This girl had no intention of training cavalry and simply came to the B&B.
When Zhang Ping saw her, she quickly said:
"Good boy, I'm looking for you. This is a red envelope for you. Your father-in-law and I don't know much about each other. You can't dislike us. If Xiaoyu bullies you, just say that we will hang him up and take turns beating him. When will you put him down when you are satisfied..."
Listening to her mother-in-law's rambling words, Mu Guiying, who claims to have never shed a tear since she was a child, her eyes instantly turned red. She looked down at her toes and whispered:
"I have always been afraid that you, the second elder, will dislike me."
Zhang Ping held this good girl in her arms:
"You are so good-looking, how can we bear to dislike you."
"I...I eat more."
"Eating more is a good thing. It's called good taste. Many people want to eat but can't."
"I... am quite noisy."
"This is called being young and energetic. You are full of energy and vitality every day. You can't even ask for it."
Mu Guiying: "!!!!!!!!!"
No, all my shortcomings are actually advantages in the eyes of my mother-in-law. Could it be that my husband's mother is the legendary... innate mother-in-law's holy body?
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