Chapter 268 The Five Taoist Techniques
"Master, have you made a mistake? I am a man, how can I be pregnant?"
"It is not entirely correct to say that you are pregnant. Strictly speaking, you There are signs of pregnancy, but there is no fetus in the abdomen, and there is no prompt in the blood test. It is basically like a 'pseudo pregnancy'," Su Chen explained seriously.
Li Xiaocheng was stunned for a moment after hearing this, "How could this happen?"
"If a woman has a false pregnancy, it is usually due to excessive stress or illness, and you..."
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Su Chen looked intently at Li Xiaocheng, "You have been cursed."
"A curse?!"
Su Chen asked Li Xiaocheng to lift up the clothes from his wrists, and then lowered his head As he recited the mantra, a blood-red line appeared, extending from the palm of his hand all the way up to the inside of his arm.
Li Xiaocheng couldn't believe his eyes when he looked at the blood lines that appeared out of thin air.
Li Xiaocheng rubbed vigorously, trying to wipe away the dazzling blood line.
Su Chen said: "There's no need to waste your efforts. You can't wipe it off. This is the curse of the same body. It can only disappear if the curse is unlocked. Otherwise, even if you scrape off the flesh, it will be useless."
Li Xiaocheng Unable to accept, "What is the Same Body Spell? Okay How could someone cast such a vicious curse on me?"
"It depends on what you have said recently and who you have offended."
[Is it because you have a bad mouth? Clean, you scolded a pregnant woman outside? 】
[It is possible that you may offend someone without even realizing it. As the saying goes, "Misfortune comes from the mouth." But you only have one life. 】
[Yeah, don’t follow the example of the naughty kid’s family who was exterminated before. My children always ask them to be polite outside and not to be annoying. 】
“But I have never scolded a pregnant woman?”
Li Xiaocheng thought for a while, but still had no clue. Su Chen said: “If I read it correctly, your wife should be pregnant. ”
Li Xiaocheng nodded blankly.
What does this have to do with his wife’s pregnancy?
Does it mean that if the wife is pregnant, the husband has to do the same? How is that possible!
Su Chen frowned, "This is the curse of the same body. It is reflected in your husband and wife palace, that is, you are with your own wife. After the curse, how her body reacts will be how you react. .
She has a big belly, so follow her belly. Zi Da, you feel pain when she vomits, and you feel dizzy when she vomits. Even if your wife has any symptoms of pregnancy discomfort, you will also have them. Isn’t it so obvious that you didn’t notice it?”
Li Xiaocheng is still confused, is this happening?
For more than half a month, he remembered that he couldn't eat well or sleep well. He was tired, bothered and had pain in his waist and hips. He didn't pay attention to his wife's condition.
Li Xiaocheng paused for a moment, "Master, are you saying that my wife cast a curse on me?"
Su Chen: ....
"Do you think your wife has this ability?"
Li Xiaocheng scratched his head, "Should Probably not. "
"If my guess is correct, you must have a bad attitude towards your pregnant wife, and some people don't like it, so I want you to experience what it's like for a woman to be pregnant for ten months. .”
[I also want my husband to try this kind of curse! 】
【You must be dissatisfied with your wife's pregnancy and accuse her of doing it. Why don't you just get pregnant? What's the point of being tired? Just endure it if you feel uncomfortable. Which woman won't get pregnant? You're just being pretentious. 】
【This is a typical case where you don’t know the pain unless it hits you. Before, I had an impotence and my whole body ached. I asked my husband to pour me a glass of hot water and was too lazy to move. But later, he complained and felt uncomfortable after having an impotence, and I told him to endure it. 】
Su Chen said leisurely, "Think about what good things you have done?"
Li Xiaocheng tried hard to remember, and finally remembered.
"It seems like this happened once. Just about half a month ago, my wife suddenly called me in the middle of the night and said she had a stomachache and wanted to go to the hospital. It was raining heavily and she didn't call a car. She called me to take her. At that time, I I was playing cards with my buddies and was enjoying myself, so I couldn't help but say a few words to her..."
The more he spoke, the softer his voice became. It seemed that it was not as simple as just saying a few words.
Netizens frowned upon hearing this, and some netizens who had pregnant wives at home quickly brought tea and water to their wives for massage.
My wife is pregnant and he can’t run around. He doesn’t go to the hospital with him because he has a stomachache. He even curses people. What a man!
Li Xiaocheng did not dare to face the accusing eyes of everyone, "I remember there was a girl next to me at that time, and she glared at me fiercely. Master, did she cast a curse on me?" Su Chen shrugged, "Maybe. Now that the curse has been cast, does the rest matter?"
Li Xiaocheng thought about it, now is not the time to worry about who cast the curse, the focus is on breaking the curse.
"Master, you can see and solve this curse, right? How much does it cost? Please tell me the number and I will give it. Please help me."
He always I can't keep my belly growing like this, so I can go into the delivery room with my wife to give birth to the baby.
Just imagining it made Li Xiaocheng feel terrible.
Su Chen refused, "Sorry, we have rules in our industry, and breaking other people's rules is taboo."
Unless the other party is a treacherous and evil person who intends to harm people's lives.
In this matter, the other party did not act very authentically. But from another perspective, so-called husbands like Li Xiaocheng who don’t know what they mean should also learn a lesson.
"Remember, only by loving your wife can you get rich, and those who lose their wife will lose all their wealth."
[The anchor is right, only when a husband and wife are harmonious can their life be prosperous. 】
[If the family is not harmonious and fights and quarrels every day, all wealth will be lost. 】
【You still want to make a fortune playing cards, but for someone like you who treats your wife badly, the God of Wealth won’t even bother to talk to you. 】
“Actually, this curse is easy to solve. When will you learn to truly care about your wife and truly feel for her hard work and dedication, this curse will naturally be solved. If you can’t learn it, then you can only "I'm sorry."
It was actually to scare Li Xiaocheng.
The humane method of casting a curse is not that deep, and the curse will naturally be solved after a period of time.
Su Chen said this because he hoped that the other party would be more considerate of the difficulty of having a pregnant wife and not just focus on his own happiness.
Fortunately, Li Xiaocheng’s appearance is not completely indifferent.
"I was wrong. I will definitely correct it in the future." Li Xiaocheng said to everyone in the live broadcast room.
【If you don't correct yourself, your wife may run away, and you may be single for the rest of your life. 】
[Dear brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles, I am young and strong, have no history of marriage and no genetic history, my parents are loving, I have a job, I don’t smoke and I don’t gamble. Please introduce me to someone, QQ: 159XXXXX. 】
[Hey guys, this anchor has become a dating agency. 】
【Don’t swear randomly, be careful of being struck by lightning! 】
“You should tell your wife, it’s useless to tell us.” Su Chen suggested.
"Uh, okay, Master, I'll go right away." Li Xiaocheng paid the hexagram fee and hurriedly logged off.
Netizens are still discussing.
[Girls who really like to cast curses should teach these men a lesson. 】
【I really want to learn Taoism. I can kill demons and eliminate demons, catch ghosts and subjugate them, and punish rape and eliminate evil. 】
【Anchor, looking for a disciple. 】
【Please accept a disciple +1】
Su Chen shook his head, "I will not accept a disciple."
"The five Taoist arts are mountains, medicine, fortune, fortune telling, and divination."
"Shan" means alchemy, which is the skill that requires the most meditation. "Medicine" is also Chinese medicine, Taoism. As a doctor, you need to endure failures and study repeatedly. The fortune-telling technique is based on the five elements of yin and yang. You must study Ziwei Dou Shu, Xing Ping Hui Hai, Zi Ping Tui Ming, etc. to inquire about the bad luck. Ji, physiognomy is relatively easy to learn, but it is very difficult to master it. The main ones are to read the whole picture, criticize Feng Shui, and divination. You can learn more, such as Yi Jing, Qi Men Dun Jia, Da Liu Ren Daquan, etc. Taiyi Divine Number... is more difficult to learn than fortune-telling."
(End of this chapter)