Chapter 349 Divination
“Bah, bah, bah.”
The cat was also eating meat next to it, but it raised its head from time to time. The cat’s face was frowned, and its round eyes were originally round. It also became out of round. He glanced at Li Mu before lowering his head and continuing to eat.
"What's wrong with Mr. Yoghurt?" Li Mu asked softly.
“.”
The cat raised his head to look at him, opened his mouth, but said nothing, then lowered his head to eat the meat.
"Don't think about it, sir, a mouse can't make this taste."
"Meow"
"Huh? Isn't that what you mean?"
Li Muduo glanced at her and thought about it Said, "Master Yoghurt, don't think so much. This bowl is enough for me. Brother Nan ordered a lot more meat. Although he gave more than half of it to Master Yogurt, the meat in my bowl is still the normal amount. Master Yogurt Just feel free to eat what you have.”
"Meow!"
The cat raised its head again, frowned at him, and hesitated to speak, but there was less worry in its eyes, lowered its head, and continued to eat meat.
“Here, this is yours too.” Brother Nan picked up the chicken legs on the plate and put them into the yogurt bowl.
“Meow~”
After eating, Li Mu stood up to pay the bill.
Although the taste is delicious, the price is not cheap, but considering the location, that's understandable.
The two of them and the cat walked out of the store, and the street was still blocked with water.
Li Mu hugged the kitten and followed Brother Nan to the Lama Temple.
The cat lay quietly in his arms, turned to look around, and found that there were very few people, then he raised his head and said, "Nimu."
"What's wrong?"
"Master Yoghurt seems to have a bagasse stuck in his mouth, oh no, two."
"Where did the bagasse come from if I didn't eat sugar cane today?"
"Yes. "
"Where is it stuck?"
"It's stuck in the mouth," Mao'er said, closing his mouth, thinking about it, and then added, " There is one on both sides.”
"How does it feel?"
"It lives in the yogurt master! It hurts and itches!"
"That's it." Li Mu nodded and guessed the reason, "I told you yesterday After that, your mouth will be rotten if you eat too much.”
After returning home last night, Maoer and Fang Shulin ate a lot of sugar cane together, and their mouths never had time to relax.
“It’s not a bad mouth!” Cat said harshly, “It’s bagasse.”
"It's blistered or ulcerated."
"It's bagasse!"
"Then open your mouth and I'll dig it out."
"You can't touch it. ."
"That's rotten."
"No, it's bagasse! It can't be wrong!"
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Li Mu shook his head helplessly, too lazy to say more to her.
This little thing is also very stubborn.
I kept telling her yesterday that if she ate too much sugar cane, her mouth would rot, but she refused to listen. Today, her mouth really rotted, but she refused to admit that it was a rotten mouth. Instead, she made up a lame excuse.
In the final analysis, he didn't want to admit the mistake he made because he didn't listen to his words, and blamed it on an accident.
Tricks commonly used by children.
But Mr. Yoghurt soon made him realize that she was no ordinary child——
The cat was silent for a moment, looked around again to see if anyone was there, and then raised its head Looking at him, thinking about it, he asked in a very low voice: "Master Yoghurt is so powerful, how come you can eat sugar cane?" "How about eating your mouth to pieces?"
"Yogurt Master is really powerful. Normally, if a person eats a piece of sugar cane for half an afternoon, his mouth will be blistered and rotten. But even a kitten, Mr. Yoghurt, can eat it for a whole day." There are so many roots that my mouth won’t stop. It’s really unusual to be able to hold on until today before my mouth starts to have problems.”
"What should we do?"
still asked very quietly.
There was a little caution and worry in his tone asking for help.
"Don't eat sugar cane in the past two days, and don't eat hard things. It will get better on its own."
Li Mu took the opportunity to teach, "If you eat sugar cane again in the future, remember to be more moderate. If you eat too much at once, you will easily get tired of it even if your mouth is not full, and then there will be less of a unique delicacy in the world. This is arrogance towards it. ”
"Hmm" Cat said thoughtfully.
"What are you two whispering about?"
Brother Nan, who was walking in front, turned back to look at them, "Hurry up, there are still three hundred meters left. Just arrived at the Lama Temple.”
“Oh.”
Li Mu hugged the kitten and followed Brother Nan.
It can be said that they have reached the Yonghe Temple. The high vermilion wall next to the sidewalk is the wall of the Yonghe Temple, but they have not yet reached the entrance of the main gate.
The air is filled with the smell of burning incense candles.
The temple renovated by the royal palace is very grand. The buildings exposed behind the high wall are so magnificent that it makes people feel like they are in the Forbidden City.
On weekdays, many people come to burn incense. During the Chinese New Year, there are even more people. Even many people from out of town come to burn incense. According to Brother Nan, the first day of the Lunar New Year in Yonghe Temple is the busiest, with many people coming. You have to wait in line all night to burn incense, and you have to pay a lot of money.
It is said that burning incense on the head is the most effective, but I don’t know whether it is true or not.
“Hey, there is a fortune teller.”
Brother Nan was happy when he saw a middle-aged man in Tang suit sitting against the wall setting up a stall: “Come on, let’s go over and have fun. Him!"
Li Mu followed her silently.
There are fortune tellers setting up stalls around every temple, and Yonghe Temple is no exception, but most of them are charlatans.
For the sake of its reputation, the Lama Temple specially sent security guards to play "Be careful in divination and don't be deceived" on a loudspeaker to remind tourists.
I saw Brother Nan approaching the fortune teller. When she saw that the fortune teller was wearing sunglasses, she bent down and said respectfully: "Old sir, are you blind?"
"Can't see clearly."
"Oh, is this called five disadvantages and three deficiencies?" Brother Nan remembered that these messy things were very slippery.
"Of course."
"Old sir, why are you sitting here? Your colleagues all want to sit at the gate of Yonghe Temple, there are so many people there."
"Those people are half-filled, ruining the reputation of our profession. ." The middle-aged gentleman shook his head, looking like a master who disdained being complicit.
"Oh!! Then you must be a real expert!"
"Do you want to do a divination?" the middle-aged gentleman asked calmly.
“What does it count as?”
"Marriage, wealth, longevity, past and future lives, everything can be counted." The old gentleman's tone was slow and arrogant.
"Then I'll count my luck. I've been very unlucky recently." Brother Nan sighed, "I can't even pick up money when I go out recently."
".This costs one thousand." "
"It's so expensive." Brother Nan asked again, "How about marriage?"
"It depends on how far you go."
"Just look at me and this guy next to me." Brother Nan pulled Li Mu over with one hand, "Calculate whether we are destined to be together."
"Two hundred."
< br>“Ten dollars!”
“One hundred and fifty.”
“Fifteen!”
After bargaining at the end, when the price reached fifty, Brother Nan said: "I'll give it to you after the calculation is over!"
The old gentleman didn't argue with her. In this business, isn't it just a matter of words? If you don't even have the ability to ask a little girl to pay for it, why are you still messing around!
“Please give me a number.”
“What number? Your birth date?”
“Tell me whatever you want.” The old man said, “It depends on the combination of your birth date and birth date. If it doesn’t fit, you have to add fifty more.”
"π."
"What?"
"π."
"What?"
"Pi, an infinite non-cyclic number "Brother Nan felt that this fortune teller was really uneducated, "3.1415926, I can't remember the rest. Just wait, I'll tell you the top 100 on Baidu, and you can just do the math."
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"Mr., don't argue with her, she's not smart." Li Mu stood up quickly, his face burning, "3.14159265358979323846, you can just count it as this."
Thanks to the boss of Moshang Canyan for the monthly ticket! Thanks to Gatlin for your monthly pass! Thanks to the bulldozer driver for your monthly pass! Thanks to book friend 20231225761_AE for your monthly pass! Thanks to Lin Zhengying’s family and Li Yunlong’s monthly ticket! Bow and open your chest
(End of this chapter)