Chapter 422: What just happened?
The passage paved with red carpet runs through the entire wedding scene. The background wall of the ceremony stage is a huge landscape painting. Between the mountains and rivers, there are clouds and mist, just like a fairyland.
On both sides of the landscape background wall, couplets are hung. The upper couplet reads "The love between mandarin ducks and wings is as deep as the sea", "The dragon and the phoenix show their auspiciousness and love fills the world", and the horizontal inscription is "Hundred Years of Love", with vigorous and powerful fonts.
There is a long mahogany table on the ceremony table. The table is covered with red tablecloth. There is an exquisite dragon and phoenix candlestick in the center. A pair of red dragon and phoenix candles are lit high and the candlelight is swaying. .
In the wedding venue, there are various Chinese decorations, such as red screens, fans, lanterns, Chinese knots, etc.
The guest seats were all carved from mahogany and neatly arranged on both sides of the red carpet. Each table was covered with a red tablecloth and placed with exquisite Chinese tableware, tea sets, wedding candies and wedding cigarettes.
The vines that covered the entire wedding scene disappeared, and the bodies of Tang San and others were also put down.
As soon as Oscar and Dai Mubai escaped from the control of the vines, they rushed towards Li Ling in a menacing manner.
Li Ling did not take action, but said calmly: "If you two dare to take a step forward, I will cripple your limbs, kill the teachers of Shrek Academy, and destroy the Star Luo Empire. . ”
The two of them paused when they heard this, and the anger on their faces was instantly replaced by an extremely complicated look, and they did not dare to take another half step forward.
"That's right. Why do you have to do something embarrassing on your big day?"
Li Ling nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "I have already helped a few of you. We have already done all the troublesome things like the bridal chamber and the wedding hall, so you grooms can’t just sit around and make people gossip.”
“Well, you guys will be responsible for helping greet the guests and toasting to them. . "
Li Ling turned around and looked at A Yin, Xiao Wu and others, and said with a smile: "Don't just stand around. I have prepared the Phoenix Crown Xiape for you in the room. There is a video tutorial to teach you how to do it. Come on, help each other get dressed."
"Remember to dress nicely, or I will kill Tang San and the others, and then I will kill your whole family."
The plot has come to this point, and the protagonists have experienced so many lives and deaths together, and their relationship is already very deep.
It is simply nonsense to expect to rely on words to say something, and to use words to drive a wedge between them.
It is more practical to directly threaten.
It doesn’t matter whether they change their minds in this world or not. They have already conquered the other world anyway.
The worst thing is to go to the previous time point and just give them some good looks.
Anyway, with Qian Renxue as a medium, the world can come whenever it wants, and there is plenty of time to change their minds.
How could Tang Hao be willing to see A Yin marry someone else? He hurriedly said: "A Yin, you can't."
"Pa!"
Li Ling slapped her It hit Tang Hao's face, knocking out several of his teeth.
“Don’t force me to slap you on such a special day. If the force is too strong, I will slap you away, smash my mahogany furniture, and you won’t be able to compensate for selling your sister Tang Yuehua. ”
Li Ling turned to look at Ah Yin and said calmly: "Go and deal with him. I hope to see him greeting and toasting the guests with Tang San and the others later."
A Yin looked struggling. He was silent for a long time, and then let out a light hum.
The lives of her husband and son are in someone else's hands. Does she have a choice?
Li Ling reached out his hand and squeezed her butt with satisfaction, and walked towards the guest seat with a big smile.
“Everyone comes to a wedding and has a banquet, so it’s hard not to give some money to everyone. Although I don’t lack the money, this ceremony still needs to be done. Everyone can give whatever they want, as long as they feel like it.”< br>
Li Ling walked among the guests with a smile, collecting people one by one.
As he said, it doesn’t matter how much, he is not short of this little money.
However, when people get married, they all receive part of the money. If he doesn’t have it, how can he be decent and lose face?
These people have seen Li Ling's madness today, how dare they not give it to him.
Everyone Li Ling found in front of him honestly took out some gold soul coins and handed them to Li Ling.
"What about auspicious words? Why don't you have any auspicious words? Shouldn't you wish me a happy wedding?"
Li Ling took the portion of the money handed over by the God of Cookery and frowned slightly: "You don't even have auspicious words. , it makes me look like a beggar, why, you Look down on me?"
The corners of the God of Cookery's mouth twitched and he said with a smile: "No, no, how could I look down on you? I haven't had time to say it yet. I wish you a happy wedding." Li Ling heard. After saying this, his expression finally softened.
“That’s right. As a host, I am very enthusiastic about you guests, so naturally you have to be a little polite, so that we can live in harmony, right?”
He smiled and patted the God of Cookery on the shoulder, and looked at the Nine-Colored Goddess beside the God of Cookery, with a flash of surprise in his eyes.
The tall figure is mature and plump, with bulging front and back, tall and plump chest, slender waist, plump buttocks, round and straight legs, long and plump legs, and a mature and intoxicating charm in her eyes.
"Is this your wife?"
Li Ling looked surprised and exclaimed: "Sister-in-law, you have a really good figure. I'm sure you will be my brother."
"By the way, you have nothing to do when you return to the God Realm anyway, so you might as well stay a few more days."
"After the wedding is over, I will cultivate our relationship with my sister-in-law."
The face of the Jiucai Goddess changed slightly, and the God of Cookery's face froze with a smile, and hurriedly said: "No, we still have things to do in the God Realm."
"Okay, okay, it's settled." Li Ling interrupted him directly without giving him a chance to finish.
Li Ling patted the God of Cookery lightly on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Since you and I are brothers, I won't talk to you outside. Let me just say it bluntly. I think my sister-in-law is pretty good. Let me play for two days.”
“Brother, if you have something to do in the God Realm, you might as well go back and leave your sister-in-law behind.”
"But even if I want to go back, I'm not in a hurry. I'll eat today's table and leave tomorrow."
"Otherwise, you won't give me face. I feel that the table I set is too good for you, brother." I can't stand your eyes."
"Others will gossip when they see it, saying that I can't even keep the guests at the table. I must be too stingy and not willing to give the guests good food. " < br>
Before the God of Cookery spoke, the Goddess of Nine Colors couldn't bear it anymore. She said in a deep voice with a frosty face: "Your Excellency, you are too arrogant. We are gods."
Li Ling smiled. Smiling, his eyes glanced unscrupulously at her mature and plump alluring curves, turned to point at Ah Yin who was talking to Tang Hao, and said to the Nine-Colored Goddess:
"Sister-in-law, if you have nothing to do right now, you might as well go help A Yin and the others dress up, and ask A Yin some things about me."
"From the time I came here to now, you have seen that I have the right What has Ah Yin done?”
“But why does she seem so tired? Afraid of my appearance.”
“You wouldn’t think that a hundred thousand year old soul beast that would sacrifice for the one you love would be a soul beast that is greedy for life and afraid of death.”
"Or do you think she killed Tang Hao and Tang San just because she was afraid of me?"
“I don’t need to say what kind of person I am.”
“If I say something that may sound beyond your knowledge and difficult for you to understand.”
“That’s you The arrogance in your mouth is just because you can't understand the existence beyond your cognition, so you have such misunderstanding of me, and you think I am arrogant."
" In fact, every word I say that you think is crazy is just to calmly state a fact to you, to inform you, rather than to ask for your opinion."
"What I want to do, No one in this world can stop it. Even if you blow yourself up in front of me now, you still can't change anything."
"Without my permission, you can't die even if you want."
"Just like this"
Li Ling patted the God of Cookery lightly on the shoulder.
With a 'bang' sound, the body of the God of Cookery instantly exploded into a ball of blood mist.
The face of the Nine Colored Goddess suddenly changed, she opened her mouth and exclaimed: "Old."
However, before she could say the word husband in her mouth, the bloody mist condensed into the look of the God of Cookery again, as if nothing had happened just now.
The God of Cookery looked confused: "What happened just now?"
(End of this chapter)