Chapter 254 I suggest everyone stock up on some cockroaches
After Jiang Nanxi finished shouting, he trampled all the cockroaches crawling on the ground to death.
When Liu Qingyan saw this scene, his expression was strange. He didn't expect that the new year's product she was talking about was cockroaches.
After stepping on the cockroaches, Jiang Nanxi cleared the ground and looked in the direction of Liu Qingyan.
"Teacher Liu, do you want some new year's goods?"
"...Forget it."
The corner of Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched.
Thinking of the scene of Jiang Nanxi stuffing a cockroach into He Rou's mouth, he guessed that this woman did the same to Song Wanwan. What kind of new year gift does he want? Is it possible for her to stuff a cockroach into his mouth?
The director was about to collapse and couldn't help but say, "Okay, don't mention this! You guys take a rest here first, and I'll go check on He Rou's condition!"
Jiang Nanxi grinned, "Then you should also go and check on Song Wanwan. If they are all okay, ask them to come over and play games quickly, so as not to delay everyone's meal."
The director was slightly stunned, "What's wrong with Song Wanwan?"
Jiang Nanxi: "She wanted to drug me, so I gave her some New Year's goods. She should have her stomach lavaged in the hospital now."
Director:? ? ? !
The director pulled his hair, "Jiang Nanxi! Who would give cockroaches to others? Where did you find them? Don't you think they are dirty?!
Song Wanwan Can't you tell me what I'm going to do to you? I'll solve it for you. What do you mean by sending someone to the hospital for gastric lavage? Do you still think our program is not messy enough?"
Jiang Nanxi bowed, "Private Marseille, Wadaxi is a sexy female cockroach, and cockroaches don't dislike cockroaches."
Director:? ? ?
Before the director could react, Jiang Nanxi looked at the camera and said, "Family members, I can describe to you the feeling of putting a cockroach in your mouth.
It is a very intimate feeling. At that moment, a dark, moist and rotten taste will touch the tip of your tongue, and this taste will spread, filling your entire nasal cavity and reaching the roof of your mouth."
Director:? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi: "I think everyone can store some cockroaches in their pockets. Especially girls, sometimes they encounter people who are very pretentious and preachy. Many girls don't want to What should we do if we listen to him but are too polite to interrupt him?
We just take out a handful of cockroaches from our pockets and stuff them into each other’s mouth gracefully, and he Will shut up?"
Director:? ? ?
Audience:? ? ?
[Hahahahahaha, the director’s cracked expression was so funny. He even took two steps back. Was he afraid that Jiang Nanxi would also stuff a cockroach in his mouth? 】
【Awesome, I learned another trick today, I will buy some cockroaches when I go back today! 】
Suddenly, Li Chu raised his hand like an Ultraman and asked, "Teacher, teacher, I have a question.
During the New Year greetings, the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt like to urge marriage, may I ask Is it okay for me to bring cockroaches for the New Year?”
Jiang Nanxi: “Why not? We girls are prone to encounter people who are jealous when we go out, so we should bring some New Year’s goods.
It is said that people who eat people are soft-mouthed and have short hands. If the seven aunts and eight aunts eat the New Year gifts you gave them, they will definitely be embarrassed to rush to get married. "
Others: "..."
Audience: "..."
[Hahahaha, I really admire Jiang Nanxi's brain circuit, the main one is to kill everyone Right! 】
【Teacher, I understand! 】
[I don’t know if the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt will shut up, but I might do a laser dance on the spot. 】
The director didn’t dare to say anything more. Because he saw Jiang Nanxi keeping his hands in his pockets, he was afraid that Jiang Nanxi would take out a handful of cockroaches and stuff them into his mouth.
He told other staff to watch here, and then he went to find He Rou, and also went to find out about Song Wanwan's situation.
Because these two people are not in good condition, Cheng George has not come back yet, so the recording of the program can only be suspended.
Fortunately, Liu Qingyan bought a bunch of things for everyone to eat in the morning, so it didn't matter if he didn't have lunch.
When the director went to the hospital to find Song Wanwan, he asked the other guests to go back to their rooms to rest.
Jiang Nanxi went back and took a nap.
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It’s past three in the afternoon.
Jiang Nanxi just received a notice from the director that both Cheng George and Song Wanwan were back and the show could start recording again.
Jiang Nanxi got up to wash up, and then wandered to the restaurant where the game session was recorded.
"Hey, you are here."
When Cheng George and Song Wanwan heard her voice, their expressions changed at the same time, and their expressions turned ugly.
Song Wanwan was because of the cockroach incident.
Cheng George knew it. The people he sent to ambush Leng Huaixin were all dead, and none of them came back alive!
At that time, he sent most of his men to deal with Leng Huaixin. There were about ten people, and each one of them was a Taoist person with superb methods!
In the end, no one survived, and they all died in the hands of Ultraman!
Last time about the Ailao Mountain incident, he was scolded so badly by his family that he did not dare to return to Country M in the short term because he did not know how to explain the incident of the golden sword hilt being robbed.
Now he is still staying in China, just to deal with Jiang Nanxi and find Ultraman to get back the golden hilt.
But he hasn’t gotten the stuff back yet, and it’s cost so many people, so his grandfather will probably have a problem with him!
Jiang Nanxi’s seat was opposite Cheng George. When she sat down, she saw Cheng George’s face.
She raised her lips and smiled and said, "Mr. Cheng, I heard that you didn't come back all night. What were you doing? Did you go on a date with another girl?"
Cheng George gritted his back molars and looked at Jiang Nanxi coldly, "What are you proud of? Sooner or later you will have to look good!"
As far as he knew, Purple Jade Villa was full of national treasures, and some Taoist people dreamed of it. of ancient artifacts.
If he can get the invitation and go to Purple Jade Villa, he will definitely convince the owner to lend him the ancient artifact.
Then we can deal with that damn Ultraman and get back the golden hilt!
Purple Jade Villa's invitations are one of the rewards of the show. There are only two invitations. Not only do guests need to win the "Couple Assassin" game, but they also need to have the most game points.
This game point refers to the total score of each round of the game during the filming of the show, so the more times you win the game session, the more points you will get.
The team with the most points in the game currently is the team of Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan. As a couple assassins, the two of them have almost completed the ten couple tasks.
The director said, "Before this round of the game starts, I would like to remind you one more thing. That is that all the tasks of the couple assassins will be completed soon, but none of you have discovered who the assassins are.
Today After dinner in the evening, the first round of voting will be held. If the Couple Assassin is voted out tonight, the remaining groups will be considered winners. The remaining groups will continue to shoot to get game points. Couple Assassin Immediately eliminated.
If you vote incorrectly tonight and do not vote out the Couple Assassin, then the remaining people will lose if the Couple Assassin completes the task before voting tomorrow night!” Cheng George narrowed his eyes, looked at Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan and said, "Director, I would like to ask, do the couple assassins have the most game points now?"