Chapter 706: Who knows the joy of taking away the job of the Lord of Hell
Chu Pingsheng patted the face of the Beimu spy leader who was in charge of assassinations, poisonings, espionage, espionage, and torture to extract confessions, and stood up. Feng Lingzhi, who had just been promoted to the chief general of the Snow Dragon Cavalry and didn't know how to face the current situation. His forehead and palms were sweating, and he was rubbing his hands on his chest plate over and over again: "You can find someone who can peel the skin within half an hour. Someone comes and skins him, and then finds a leather craftsman to make a blanket for Commander Li who has endured the humiliation. If you can't do it, go down there with your predecessor to keep him company."
Feng Lingzhi shivered. Sui, without saying a word, took two of his cronies and ran to the south of the city. There was really no shortage of professionals in Bei Ming who could skin people. There were even more craftsmen who could use animal skins to make leather goods. Lin Tanhua's order was not meant to embarrass them.
Ye Xizhen put his hands on the ground and ran towards the silver gun that was submerged in the ruins. Wanting to give himself a pleasure, Chu Pingsheng grabbed it from the air. Poof, the bones in his hands were shattered and he fell to the ground.
“A complete leather is valuable, how can the gift given to him be a defective product?”
He looked at Li Yishan who was cutting Yao Jian alive with one knife and said: "Am I cruel?"
"..."
The soldiers looked at each other angrily and didn't understand why he had the nerve to ask such a question. , look at what he did, cruel? Butcher okay.
Chu Pingsheng paid no attention to their gazes and walked up to Li Yishan, carefully admiring his sword skills: "If I chop them with one sword and Xu Xiao brings order to the chaos, I only need Ling Chi to kill you. If I go too far, he will use more extreme measures Only by killing you can you calm down the resentment and anger in the army and regain the love of the soldiers. For example, after Ling Chi is finished, he chops you into minced meat and makes dumplings. He then eats you bite by bite to show his love for you to the soldiers and civilians of Beimu. Hate, after all, it was you who advocated compromising with me. If he refused, you called him a confidant. Put Xu Fengnian under house arrest and use the prince's life to force him to surrender. "
Li Yishan stabbed Yao Jian in the chest. The Bei Ming Feng Shui Master began to vomit blood, and Chu Pingsheng had to close his acupuncture points to stop the bleeding. Feeding him a pill to kill him, blaming Li Yishan with a smile on his face The hand holding the sword is unstable, so I can only help this time. If something goes wrong again, I will ask the military advisor to choose one of the armies outside the city: Fengzi Camp, Snow Dragon Cavalry, Tiefu Tu, and Yugu Camp. Before lunch, I had He said that he would help the prince prepare the ingredients for making tea, but one should not keep his word.
"Yuan Zuozong and Chen Zhibao are nothing. They are so weak, okay? You, Li Yishan, are Xu Xiao's most loyal dog." Chu Pingsheng rubbed the old dog's head and said, "When you conquer the world, you make plans and make constant moves. In the end, He also sacrificed himself to the Xu family, taking on all the charges and notoriety in exchange for Xu Xiaoying's reputation. "Fuck, Li Yishan, I'm so moved by your loyalty."
Li Yishan's hands were slippery and his back was soaked. It was different from being soaked by water just now. It was soaked with sweat. He couldn't believe it. Understand, Lin Qing is a young man in his early twenties, why is he so aware of every move he makes?
"Okay, my anger is almost gone. There are two last things left. As long as it satisfies me, Xu Xiao will let Cao Changqing intercept and kill me. This is the end of the story."
"Please tell me."
"Look, I cured Chu Lushan and Qi Dangguo's disabilities. I will give you two intact people in exchange for two disabilities in your palace. Is that okay?"
Li Yishan looked at Cucumber, who was still whipping Xu Weixiong, and then at Green Ant, who was talking to Zhao Fengya.
Chu Pingsheng said: "Don't look, it's a blue bird and a sweet potato."
Li Yishan thought for a moment and responded: "Okay."
The two women are one Wu Su arranged for his son to die, and Xu Xiao arranged for his son to die. It was very reasonable to exchange for the father and son to be safe.
"Tingchao Pavilion is destroyed, but those secret books are still there. Clean them out and build a library at the Sandong Tower site. Open these secret books to everyone in the world. The borrowing system is between you and Shu Sha. It was agreed that the plan would be brought to me for review.”
"Xia uses force to break the ban. If the Liyang royal family finds out, they will not give up."
"Is the life of Xu Xiao and his son now in my hands, or in the hands of the Liyang royal family?"
"Okay."
Chu Pingsheng patted him on the shoulder: "Don't stop, continue to chop, until it's full of a thousand cuts."
He stood up and put the construction book After telling Shu Sha about the affairs in the tavern, he ordered her to replace Cucumber, finished the remaining three hundred whips, and walked towards the three maids. During lunch, Zhao Fengya was too embarrassed to hide her elbows, so she put a roasted chicken leg in her sleeve as a food reserve. , the green ants fought all afternoon, and her stomach growled with hunger, so she took it out secretly behind her master's back to please the senior maids. The green ants disliked the poor environment and had no appetite, so they refused to eat.
"Zhao Fengya, have you stolen something from me?"
Paji.
She shivered and the drumstick fell to the ground. Zhao Fengya scratched her head frantically. For a change of environment, she picked it up and dusted it off. The floor was covered with blood and the drumstick fell on it. Suddenly, the maid princess, who knew what it felt like to have no food in her belly and vowed never to let herself end up in this situation again, just looked at the food reserves with a look of resentment.
"Here, this is what you gave me at noon. If you don't bear to eat it, it's not considered stealing."
"What about the big elbow?"
Zhao Fengya blushed and shook her hands wildly: "I put my elbow back, but you can't punish me with this. We agreed that if you do something wrong, you won't have food." Green Ant touched her delicate face, thinking about her mouth Is the evil master who picked on the hungry maid the same person as the one who destroyed half of Lingzhou City just to vent his anger?
"Cucumber, stop fighting and go back to Wutong Garden."
Cucumber exhaled a breath, stopped, and looked at the scars and bones. Under normal circumstances, the person would be dead. Xu Weixiong was so upset that she rubbed her sore wrist and scolded her for being stubborn. She wanted to be a bitch. She thought that her master wanted to spare Xu Weixiong when he asked her to go back to Wutong Garden. When she turned around, she saw that Sister Fan had found a new whip. When she walked up to the front, she whipped her hard. It was much harder than her and Green Ant. The bitch preferred to be a bitch. His head dodged the tip of the whip, and he screamed heart-piercingly, scaring the full moon back into the clouds.
"Don't...stop fighting...please..."
Miss Xu Er is actually begging for mercy?
Cucumber was extremely impressed. Sister Fan slapped herself hard, and whipped Xu Weixiong even harder. She and the green ants spent the whole afternoon slapping her. Her wrists were sore from the beatings, and all the bones in her body felt like they were falling apart. The man was begging for mercy after being whipped, but Sister Fan took the slut's heart away with a few whips.
“Let’s go.”
Chu Ping ignored Xu Weixiong physically. He got on the fire unicorn, which had resumed its two-dog posture, and patted the back seat. Before Cucumber could react, the green ants scurried away. Go up, put your arms around the master's waist, and hold his head Clinging to the back, she was as happy as a young woman in love. Cucumber gritted her teeth while looking at it, and muttered something like "You'll be quick to strike". She angrily slapped Hong Chi into Zhao Fengya's arms, and pulled her up to the flying general's bed. With his back on his back, he lifted off into the sky and flew looking north.
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After all the flying general's troubles, half of Liang Prince's Mansion was destroyed. Only the Wutong Garden was safe. The pig-like koi carps in the pond outside the Moon Cave Gate were carefree. shadow.
Er Gou and Chou Diao arrived almost at the same time. Chu Pingsheng asked Cucumber to go to Chef Liu to report the name of the dish, asked Green Ant to soak the big cinnamon bark brought back at noon, and asked Zhao Fengya to help him undress and take a bath. It was always someone else who helped her bathe. Princess Liyang, who had never served anyone before, had her head fried. At noon, Cucumber gave her the job of fastening the jade belt. She was trembling, and her little hands did so much useless work. Undressing and bathing? He must have done it on purpose! He deliberately made things difficult for the newbie maid, and wanted to score twice, so he punished her by starving her for nine meals in three days.
Half an hour later, Chu Pingsheng returned to the room with messy hair, and Cucumber helped him comb his hair while suppressing a smile. Zhao Fengya became half a drowned rat. She blushed and lowered her head, saying that she was inexperienced and still had a lot of room for improvement. Could we discuss it and give her a smaller punishment and starve her for six meals in three days?
Speaking of eating, the four servants dragged the red lacquered food boxes into the house. After getting permission, they opened the food boxes, took out the exquisite dishes and put them on the rosewood dining table in the outer room. The carp was cooked in a pot. , fried white shrimp, braised liver tips, tofu balls, assorted platter, steamed pumpkin, roasted lily, a large bowl of hot Steaming pork belly health soup, eight dishes for four people to eat. It can be seen that Chef Liu is very hardworking. Less than half an hour after Cucumber came back, he delivered a sumptuous dinner to Wutong Garden. He must have known about tea. The fate of several officials in the department gave Lin Tanhua a new position and understanding of his position in the palace.
Cucumber helped him arrange his bun, picked up the fine ox horn grate in the dressing box and combed the long hair hanging down his back. Chu Pingsheng waved his hand: "Eat first, the soup won't taste good if it's cold. ”
He sat down at the main table at the table. The maid in yellow skirt, who was hairy but had a mysophobia, thought the dishes and chopsticks touched by the servant were not clean, so she went to the yard to rinse them with hot water. Zhao Fengya stood in the back room, eagerly looking at the exquisite delicacies on the food table on the other side of the bead curtain. She was so hungry that she swallowed her saliva. She felt extremely aggrieved when she recalled the food reserves that had fallen into a pool of blood.
Chu Pingsheng waved to her, but she didn’t move. He frowned and glared at her. Still not moving, he was so angry that he slammed the table and told her to go over and eat. Princess Liyang was worried about being punished for not being a good maid and being hungry every day. Then he woke up and ran over happily, thinking Thinking about how the palace maid served him, she stretched out her small green-white hands that were not wet with Yangchun water, carefully pinched off the heads and tails and peeled off the skins of the shrimps. She put the white shrimps into a small white porcelain dish with clean cucumbers and picked them up with ivory chopsticks. The hand was lowered and then fed to his mouth.
Cucumber nodded, thinking that he had done a good job in training. Regardless of the quality of service, at least in terms of being well-behaved, Zhao Fengya could start her career. She thought in a humorous way, how the person on the emperor's throne would look if he saw her precious daughter trying her best to please Mr. Lin, it would be very exciting.
“Slow!”
The green ants had just finished cleaning the water stains in the bathroom and put the Confucian shirt that Chu Pingsheng had worn during the day into the wooden basin to soak. As soon as he entered the house, he saw Zhao Fengya She picked up the shrimps and put them in the master's mouth. She shouted loudly. Her Royal Highness, who was so frightened that she was afraid that she would be starved if she didn't do well, shook her little hands and the shrimps fell on the pajamas that the master had just changed. She suddenly felt that the sky was falling. She is hungry tonight. My stomach is gone.
Cucumber quickly pulled her away, picked up the shrimps with a silk handkerchief embroidered with small yellow flowers on the crooked neck, threw them into the bowl, and gave her a fierce look. The green ant did not explain. He went up and picked up another pair of ivory chopsticks, put a bite of vegetables on each plate into his mouth, chewed and swallowed it carefully, then rolled up his sleeves, held a green glazed lotus spoon and scooped out a spoonful of poria and yam. , pork belly soup with ginseng as an ingredient After tasting it in his mouth, he made sure there was nothing wrong before nodding: "It's not poisonous."
Zhao Fengya felt that being a maid was actually a very challenging and professional job, no less demanding than when Shaofu asked her to recite poems. Songs and poems are easy.
"Okay, I don't have to go to such trouble in the future, there is no poison in the world that can threaten me."
In Chu Pingsheng's opinion, seeing them take matters seriously once or twice gave him a sense of accomplishment. If you come here every day and do the same thing every time, that’s not enjoyment, it’s trouble.
“If any of you are poisoned from now on, just give me a kiss on the mouth, young master, and you’ll be fine.”
Can kissing detoxify you?
Cucumber and Green Ant looked at each other, their pretty faces blushing slightly, wondering if their master was hinting at them by saying this?
“Can we eat now?”
Chu Pingsheng didn’t know that they were thinking too much. He pointed at the dishes on the table and raised his fingers at Zhao Fengya: “Continue.”
Princess Liyang was very happy. She peeled another shrimp and followed the instructions. She held it with her little hands and brought it to her master's mouth.
(End of this chapter)