Chapter 442: My intestines are so green, it’s really green, black and blue
Is it related to traditional Chinese medicine?
Director Shi didn't quite understand, but he nodded honestly and went out to communicate with the patient's family.
"It shouldn't be a matter of Chinese medicine." The patient said, "My disease can't be cured by Western medicine, but the effect of Chinese medicine is pretty good after taking it. How could it be possible that taking Chinese medicine would turn my intestines black?"
"Oh, indeed, Chinese medicine is very effective in treating many diseases. By the way, have you tried acupuncture?" Luo Hao followed the patient's words without arguing with the patient.
"You know how?" The patient was surprised.
"No, I didn't learn it." Luo Hao regretted, "The first time I came into contact with traditional Chinese medicine and acupuncture, I went to Guang'anmen Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine and saw a teacher inserting a 0.5cm diameter silver needle into the patient's neck and performing acupuncture. ”
"!!!"
"!!!"
"I was scared away at that time. I couldn't see it, I couldn't see it." Luo Hao waved his hands repeatedly with a look of fear on his face.
"Really?" the patient asked in confusion.
"Really, later the teacher gave me acupuncture and used an ordinary silver needle to penetrate my wrist..." Luo Hao was still a little scared when he thought about the situation at that time.
It is indeed difficult for a young man to be afraid of anything when he is high-spirited, but Luo Hao is indeed afraid.
"Now that I think about it, it's a pity."
"Professor Luo, I heard that you have seven practicing certificates. Do you have any Chinese medicine certificates?"
"No." Luo Hao shook his head, "The psychological shadow it caused to me was too great at the time, so I didn't study. Now that I think about it, it's quite a pity."
"Professor Luo, you have even studied veterinary medicine, why don't you study traditional Chinese medicine? Are you just scared?"
"By coincidence, I actually went there to do scientific research on a zoonotic disease, so I stayed busy with Boss Xia for a while."
Luo Hao was chatting and had already put in the colonoscope.
Luo Hao was not surprised when he saw the colon that looked like splashed ink.
"This is it. Director Liu said it looks like ink from when he was a child."
"It should be because I ate gardenias."
"Gardenia blossoms? The one sung by Teacher He?" the anesthesiologist said with a smile.
He thought Luo Hao was gossiping, so he followed suit.
"No, I should have eaten gardenia, the dried and mature fruit of gardenia, a plant belonging to the genus Rubiaceae.
It has the functions of purging fire and removing troubles, clearing away heat and dampness, cooling blood and detoxifying. It is mainly used to treat fever upset, damp-heat jaundice, bloody stranguria and astringent pain, blood-heat and vomiting, red and swollen eyes, fire sores and other diseases. ”
"Lung heat is also one of the effects of gardenia, but the effect of this medicine is too strong, and it is difficult to regulate it with the help of monarchs and ministers. General Chinese medicine cannot regulate it well, and it requires a very high level."
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"Professor Luo, you..." The anesthesiologist looked at Luo Hao and couldn't tell for a moment whether Luo Hao was joking or serious.
"It's not common here. It's cold after all." Luo Hao took the colonoscope and looked left and right while chatting, "It's common in the south. Gardenia tea, have you tried it?"
The anesthesiologist shook his head.
"It clears away heat and detoxifies, purges fire and relieves troubles. The further south you go, the more people drink it. I have seen a patient who drank gardenia tea for more than ten years, and his intestines were darker than this."
The patient was a little nervous. It was obvious that Luo Hao was right. At least he had taken gardenia-type proprietary Chinese medicine recently.
Luo Hao felt the patient's nervousness and smiled, "Don't worry, I've written in the medical record that you have had black stool for two years."
"Yes, doctor, you said everything will be fine."
"No, it's very gentle. Don't worry." Luo Haowen smiled and reassured the patient.
"Gardenia tea is a type of scented tea, and many bagged scented teas also contain gardenia flowers."
"..."
The anesthesiologist felt that he would never drink tea again in his life.
"There are many types of scented tea, and they all have the same origin as medicine and food. They are flowers and are also found in medicine.
Jasmine, rose, wolfberry, poria, and bergamot can all be used as tea.
But these must be based on different physical constitutions. For example, rose tea can soothe the liver and regulate qi. For people who are depressed and have great life pressure, they can drink rose tea for a period of time, but it is not suitable for long-term use.
For people with weak spleen and stomach, drinking rose tea may cause diarrhea. ”
"It's nonsense to talk about efficacy or toxicity without considering the dose." Luo Hao understood, "Get ready to take pathology."
Luo Hao's voice was very low when he said this. He didn't want to put more psychological pressure on the patient.
This side is getting ready when Director Shi comes back.
"Professor Luo, take a look, this is a photo from your mobile phone at home."
Luo Hao glanced at it. The anesthesiologist and assistant were curious and gathered around to take a look.
"Why are you so curious?" Director Shi was puzzled.
"Professor Luo said it must be about gardenia. Let me take a look... Hey, there really is gardenia!" The anesthesiologist exclaimed when he saw the word "gardenia" in the prescription.
"???" Director Shi was startled and took a deep look at Luo Hao.
Does he know?
He is a top gastroenteroscopy doctor who has performed tens of thousands of colonoscopies, but he has never seen it. How could a little kid like Luo Hao know about it?
"Oh, then it's okay." Luo Hao smiled, "Director Liu, I'll take a piece of pathology and send it for examination."
"What's going on?" Director Shi nodded in agreement with what Luo Hao said, and then asked the anesthesiologist in a low voice.
The anesthesiologist repeated what Luo Hao just said.
It turns out that people in the south drink a lot of tea, and there are gardenia fruits in the scented tea, which is a common disease.
Director Shi woke up from a dream.
Oh shit!
No wonder I didn’t know that this was not a northern disease at all, but a disease that belonged to the south.
It is considered a disease with regional characteristics.
"Ronald, is it benign or malignant?"
"It's generally benign. Although the reaction is irreversible, just stop the Gardenia and get symptomatic treatment." Luo Hao replied.
"Pathology?"
"If I haven't guessed, it should be - fibrosis and thickening of the vein wall with calcification, foamy macrophages in the subserosal layer of the small blood vessel wall, intestinal mucosal fibrosis, hyalinization, calcification, lymphocyte plasma cell infiltration, tissue Fibrosis is centered on the veins. This is the main pathological feature."
"!!!"
Director Shi heard Luo Hao give a lot of professional pathological descriptions and immediately understood that Luo Hao must have seen more than one similar patient.
Director Shi had no intention of competing with Luo Hao anyway, he just wrote it down secretly.
After pathology and colonoscopy were done, Luo Hao took off his surgical gown.
The doctor in charge of the bed sent the patient away, and Director Shi finally had the opportunity to ask what was in his heart.
"Xiaoluohao, what's going on? Gardenia causes intestinal blackening?" Director Shi was puzzled.
Because the color I saw with my own eyes was the same as the ink stained in my mouth when I was a child.
There was a difference between what Luo Hao said and his own understanding. It was difficult to ask questions in front of the patient before, but Director Shi could no longer hold back.
"Let's change clothes together?"
"Okay." Director Shi knew that Luo Hao didn't want to tell him something in front of others.
The two came to the locker room, and Director Shi looked at Luo Hao.
"Many years ago..."
Luo Hao spoke these four words, and Director Shi was in a daze, as if he was talking to an old man, and when he opened his mouth, he was crushing him with the vicissitudes of time.
"There is a senior fellow from Zhejiang Medical University who is studying for a Ph.D. in Xiehe Union Medical College. Every time he talks about his intestines, he regrets it. His expression is very strange."
"Huh?"
"Because he was a graduate student at Zhejiang Medical University, he was selected for an interview to study for a Ph.D. at Xiehe University."
Director Shi vaguely knew that experts from Union Medical College would go to the top medical universities in China every year to select people to study for Ph.D.s at Union Medical College.
This is what Luo Hao said.
Concordia has plundered all the talents in the country, how can it not be strong?
"My senior brother told me that once he saw a patient and saw it with the teacher."
"The patient has the habit of taking gardenia tea for a long time, saying it is for health.
Gardenia tea contains gardeniposide, which can cause colitis if consumed in large amounts. The hospital has treated more than ten similar patients in recent years. Caution is still required when drinking large amounts and long-term Chinese herbal tea. ”
"There are some things in many Chinese herbal teas." Luo Hao thought for a while and smiled, "I won't say more. Having said that, the final diagnosis should be idiopathic mesenteric venous sclerosing colitis."
"Idiopathic mesenteric venous sclerosing colitis?"
"Well, it is usually diagnosed as intestinal obstruction. The patient's symptoms just now are not severe, and it is estimated that the recovery will be good."
Director Shi was silent.
"The book says that idiopathic mesenteric venous sclerosing colitis is a rare chronic ischemic bowel disease, which is mainly characterized by colon wall thickening, non-thrombotic, non-inflammatory mesenteric vein stenosis or occlusion."
"It's said to be rare, but that's when textbooks were compiled. In recent years, as everyone is able to eat and drink enough, the demand for health maintenance is getting higher and higher. Therefore, there are more and more colitis caused by gardenia tea and gardenia. .”
"There are fewer cases in the northeast, but in the south, especially near Yangcheng, it is already a common disease."
Luo Hao explained calmly.
His intestines were so green, this description was really apt, Director Shi thought to himself.
Black and blue, black and blue, the color blue... Director Shi's thoughts suddenly spread out and were everywhere.
As for the idiopathic mesenteric venous sclerosing colitis mentioned by Luo Hao, Director Shi had no idea at all.
I have encountered such a case myself, and there is no point in thinking too much about it.
Didn't Luo Hao say that this disease is a rare disease in the Northeast?
Director Shi thought about it and sighed, "Xiao Luo, some time ago... forget it."
"What's wrong?"
"When you have time, you always run to our endoscopy room. Don't always come. You only show up when you're in time to do an examination for the leader." Director Shi said in a joking tone.
"If you need anything, just call me. I'll be on call." Luo Hao said with a smile.
Director Shi had nothing to be dissatisfied with, but was impressed by Luo Hao's strength and erudition. If anything, it has to be Peking Union Medical College. Among other things, at the end of spring every year, a Peking Union Medical College expert team flies across the country to find the best from major medical universities.
It is estimated that other medical universities are red-eyed, but who is the one?
People from Xiehe make up the majority in the health care group and health bureau.
"What were you doing when I called you?" Director Shi asked.
"I'm currently watching giant pandas with an expert." Luo Hao smiled.
"I'm really sorry to bother you." "No way." Luo Hao and Director Shi said a few polite words, and seemed to talk about the subsequent treatment unintentionally. Director Shi knew that he was talking about it for himself.
But Luo Hao did not act like an expert. Instead, he made it clear in casual chat and was very respectful to Director Shi.
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Several hours passed.
Dr. Mihawu still didn't want to leave. He stood outside the panda house, looking longingly at the bamboos inside.
Bamboo was sitting on the ground, eating bamboo shoots. His every move and smile made even Dr. Mihaw watch mesmerizedly with his teeth bared.
Can't get enough of it.
"Dr. Mihawu?" Feng Zixuan greeted.
Dr. Mihawu looked at the bamboo in a daze, almost salivating, and turned a deaf ear to Feng Zixuan's greeting.
Feng Zixuan shrugged, Luo Hao handed Dr. Mihawu to him, and Feng Zixuan couldn't leave.
"Big Nizi, what do you want to eat?" Feng Zixuan wanted to get close to Wang Jiani.
Wang Jiani looks like bamboo, honest and honest, as if she doesn't exist at ordinary times, with a transparent physique.
But Feng Zixuan knew very well that if Wang Jiani was not here, Zhuzi would not even pay attention to Dr. Mihawu.
There is even a possibility of attacking this person and tearing him to pieces.
"Director Feng, you are too polite. I will buy whatever you want to eat." Wang Jiani said quickly.
"I'll go, I'll go." Feng Zixuan waved his hand, "What do you like to eat?"
"Anything works."
The two of them exchanged a few polite words, and Feng Zixuan turned around and left, using his mobile phone to search for milk tea and fruit shops in the surrounding area.
Choosing the nearest one, Feng Zixuan specifically chose frozen durian.
He doesn't eat this kind of fruit, but all the female staff in the department eat it. It is said that it can be used for beauty and so on.
I think Wang Jiani is also willing to eat it, and the frozen one doesn't have that big of a stink. Even if she can't stand it, she can eat it like ice cream.
Feng Zixuan has accumulated these fragments of knowledge for a long time, and this is the first time that someone is worth buying.
As for Dr. Mihawu, Feng Zixuan didn't care very much.
For more than twenty minutes, Feng Zixuan took the frozen durian from the delivery boy at the door.
It smelled nothing and looked fresh. Feng Zixuan carried the durian back to the panda house.
Wang Jiani is introducing bamboo to Dr. Mihawu.
Zhuzi had a lot of experiences during his recent primary school year. Wang Jiani picked interesting ones and told them to Dr. Mihawu.
"Da Nizi, eat durian."
"Thank you, thank you." Wang Jiani quickly took the durian, but Feng Zixuan noticed that Wang Jiani did not take it out to eat.
It's probably not polite, but she doesn't like it, and even has some indescribable disgust.
It wasn't disgust, Wang Jiani's expression was very strange, and Feng Zixuan couldn't describe it.
Feng Zixuan felt a little regretful, but he didn't show it and didn't urge Wang Jiani to eat.
A box of durian costs more than 200. It is peeled and frozen. The favor and intention have been paid. There is nothing she can do if Wang Jiani doesn't like eating it.
The preparations were still insufficient, Feng Zixuan thought to himself. Find time to find out more about Ronaldinho and see what Wang Jiani likes to eat.
"Dr. Mihawu, come and eat durian." Feng Zixuan handed the durian to Dr. Mihawu.
"Huh?" Dr. Mihawu was stunned.
"Durian is a tropical fruit. Generally speaking, you rarely see it and don't like to eat it. It's actually quite delicious." Feng Zixuan introduced.
80% of the durians in the world are eaten by Chinese people, so it’s normal for Dr. Michal not to know.
But the next second, Feng Zixuan saw an incomprehensible emotion in Dr. Mihau's eyes.
Three parts confused, three parts angry, three parts incomprehensible, and one part surprised.
What does this mean? Feng Zixuan was stunned.
"Director Feng..." Seeing this scene, Wang Jiani cautiously approached Feng Zixuan and explained, "Zhuzi is defecating."
"Huh?"
Feng Zixuan looked up and saw Bamboo sitting on the ground with his legs spread apart and gnawing bamboo shoots in his hand.
Shit?
Shouldn't there be a posture for defecating? Puppies bow their backs when defecating. How can bamboo poop just sitting there?
But as soon as the thought occurred, Feng Zixuan saw a piece of "frozen durian" slipping out of the bamboo's anus.
It's so silky smooth, without any feeling of constipation at all, it just comes out like a piece of frozen durian.
Looking at the piece of stool, Feng Zixuan was so envious that he almost cried.
This is simply the most perfect poop, dry and smooth yet silky and smooth, the kind that doesn’t even require wiping your butt.
It would be great if my own poop could look like this!
But with just a flash of thought, Feng Zixuan understood why Dr. Mihau had such a strange expression.
Oh shit!
It was a coincidence that I bought this durian. Feng Zixuan had no choice but to compare the frozen durian with the bamboo dumpling.
Don't tell me, it really looks like it.
Not to mention exactly the same, they are simply the same.
"I haven't eaten durian since I came to Ha Dong to accompany Zhuzi." Wang Jiani showed an awkward but polite smile, "Actually, the green dumplings have no taste. Bamboo eats bamboo shoots with thick fiber, but the main reason is because Prejudice..."
"Hahaha." Feng Zixuan laughed, making a mistake on his own.
"The book said there was a Qingtuan tattoo?" Feng Zixuan also felt embarrassed and quickly changed the direction and asked.
Wang Jiani shook her head, "I don't know either, but after hearing Luo Hao talk about it, I always felt it was too perverted."
Feng Zixuan shook his head and explained a few words to Dr. Mihawu. Dr. Mihawu also knew that it was just a misunderstanding, but the frozen durian and Qingtuan were exactly the same. It was hard to believe that Feng Zixuan did not do it on purpose.
"Let's go and eat." Feng Zixuan patted Dr. Mihau on the shoulder, "What have you eaten since you came here?"
Privately, Feng Zixuan was too lazy to be too polite to Dr. Mihau.
"I want to eat pig meat." Dr. Mihawu said directly.
"No, Luo Hao said, you can't eat pork for the time being."
Dr. Mihau showed a look of disdain on his face, "Why? Just because I drank with that cat early in the morning? That's ridiculous! Are you a doctor? If you tell me a reason that can convince me, I can Don’t go.”
Feng Zixuan didn't know why.
Luo Hao seemed to have said something about cat-pig syndrome. Feng Zixuan couldn't find anything similar on the Internet. Maybe Luo Hao was not very friendly to Dr. Mihau and said it casually?
But out of caution, Feng Zixuan was not careless and persisted.
But when it comes to eating, you have to listen to Dr. Michaël, and you can't catch him and stuff it into his mouth.
In the end, it ended with Feng Zixuan's compromise.
Although he compromised, Feng Zixuan was still prepared to take precautions to prevent the expert from dying suddenly.
Pig-cat syndrome? I’ve never heard of it, but since Ronaldinho said it, he should take it seriously.
"Dr. Mihawu, you are too stubborn, you must follow the doctor's orders." Feng Zixuan said helplessly.
"It's a joke! I saw it in Germany, it was just a common rash." Dr. Mihau waved his hands, very angry.
It seems that the scene where Feng Zixuan was holding a group of frozen durians and bamboos was intentional in Dr. Mihawu’s opinion!
It's simply too despicable to deliberately embarrass yourself, Dr. Mihau thinks so.
Feng Zixuan didn't explain too much. How to explain? This kind of thing is definitely getting darker and darker.
Moreover, these foreigners themselves have prejudices, arrogance and prejudice.
There is no other way, just go have a meal and fulfill Luo Hao's instructions. Fortunately, Dr. Mihau had a great time looking at bamboo today, and he kept talking about bamboo along the way.
Bamboos are indeed cute and cute. Feng Zixuan has never seen bamboos killing everyone in the Qinling Mountains. The only impression left on him is that they are cute and domineering when flying red-crowned cranes.
Other than that, bamboo is basically harmless to humans and animals.
Dr. Mihau said happily, and his face began to blush.
He did like small animals. Feng Zixuan could never imagine what Dr. Mihau looked like when he experimented with gorillas.
Maybe this is the gentleman's distant chef?
Dr. Mihau was brought to a pig-killing restaurant that Feng Zixuan was familiar with.
The pig was just killed today, the blood sausage was freshly stuffed, and the sauerkraut pickled at home is absolutely authentic.
Feng Zixuan is a frequent visitor here, and friends from out of town often invite people to eat here.
Soon, while Dr. Mihau was describing bamboo, sauerkraut and pork stewed with blood sausage were served.
There are also two small vegetarian dishes to relieve fatigue.
Feng Zixuan was a little worried and used chopsticks to serve Dr. Mihau with sauerkraut.
"It is said that Germany also has sauerkraut. How do you compare it with the ones from Northeast China?"
"I want to eat pork!" Dr. Mihawu stubbornly picked up the chopsticks.
He is already very proficient in using chopsticks, at least the action of picking up pork can achieve his goal smoothly.
"Dr. Mihawu, I suggest you just eat some sauerkraut." Feng Zixuan advised, "Professor Luo's diagnostic skills are very good."
"Awesome?" Dr. Mihau looked disdainful, "Then tell me, I drank a glass of beer with the cat in the breakfast shop early in the morning. It was a beer as light as water, and I couldn't feel the aroma of malt at all. Does it affect my eating meat now? ”
"Feng, I even feel that you are damn vegetarians. Why can't I eat pork!"
"No, no, no, you can change to a beef restaurant. Stew in an iron pot, you know?"
"I know, but I just want to eat pork today."
Dr. Mihau ate the pork on his chopsticks in one bite. Only when he put it in his mouth did he realize that something was missing.
Feng Zixuan didn't know if Dr. Mihau knew how to dip it in garlic paste, but when he saw him eating the pork in one bite, he sighed inwardly and was particularly curious.
Was Ronaldinho right?
Will something happen to Dr. Mihau?
Feng Zixuan was worried that something might happen, so he kept his cell phone in his hand. He also called the emergency department in advance and asked the director of the emergency department to send a nurse to wait outside with a first aid kit.
Feng Zixuan himself found it funny that this kind of formation was used in sauerkraut and pork stewed with blood sausage.
"Dr. Michaël, if you feel uncomfortable, tell me immediately."
"Uncomfortable? How can it be uncomfortable!" Dr. Mihawu scolded, then picked up a piece of pork, dipped it in minced garlic and chewed it in his mouth.
(End of chapter)