Chapter 12 Black Alms Bowl
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
Everyone's heart was in their throats, just like the death row inmates kneeling at the Meridian Gate at three quarters, waiting to be beheaded, wanting to exchange a lifetime of luck for the words "Leave a life under the knife" people'.
The cook's serious face suddenly broke out into a smile, as if it was sunny after the rain.
"Congratulations, distinguished guest, you can take them away!"
Congratulations from the cook.
“Awesome!”
“Survived! Survived!”
"God bless you!"
The tourists cheered excitedly, and many people even felt exhausted, lying on the table and gasping for air.
This time, I was really scared to death.
By the way, he was wrong again?
Isn’t this so lucky?
No one believed that Lin Baici could drink the time it took to cook this pot of porridge, because it was incredible.
"What does it matter to God? It was Oppa who saved everyone!"
Jin Yingzhen pouted.
"Are you deceived? You must be deceived? Right?"
Hua Yueyu looked at Lin Baici, her heart pounding, as if there was a baby stuffed inside. Curious kangaroo.
"Yes!"
Lin Baici smiled slightly.
‘Wow, that’s that calm smile, I love it so much! ’
Hua Yueyu grabbed Little Sister Li’s arm and shook it hard.
I used to like those little fresh meats?
How superficial!
I declare that from today on, Lin Baici will be my male idol!
"What are you waiting for? Let's go quickly!"
The uncle urged, laughing and talking to Lin Baici in a low voice: "Little handsome guy, it was my fault just now, wait a minute I’m going to be the host. I’ll arrange a table at Fujinglou to apologize to you!”
Fujinglou is the best restaurant in Guangqing City, with an average consumption of about one thousand yuan per person.
The uncle was reluctant to give it up.
So to put it this way, he was just promising a blank check in order to let Lin Baici take him out of Longchan Temple.
“Can we leave now?”
Someone asked the cook impatiently.
“Ask him!”
The cook pointed at Lin Baici.
Everyone looked over eagerly again.
“Handsome guy, let’s get out quickly?”
“Let’s go! Let’s go!”
“Hurry up!”
Everyone was busy urging them. They didn't want to stay in this terrifying dining hall for a second.
“Should I say thank you first?”
Jin Yingzhen complained: “It’s really not polite at all!”
Everyone was stunned and embarrassed. He couldn't help but quickly thanked Lin Baici.
For a moment, thank you one after another.
"No need to say thank you, get out quickly!"
Lin Baici waved his hand, he was just doing it casually to save these people. Anyway, with the God of God around, it was just an extra 'time'.
Everyone glanced at the cook and found that she did not stop her, so they ran out in a swarm.
“Wait!”
Lin Baici stopped.
Uh-huh!
Everyone stopped and looked at Lin Baici in confusion.
“I didn’t tell you!”
Lin Baici looked at the uncle: “Who asked you to leave?”
“Ah?”
The uncle looked frightened,
frightened.
Is this guy so vindictive?
"Handsome guy, I..."
The uncle forced out a smile and his mind was spinning rapidly, trying to convince Lin Baici.
"Cook, I don't care about this guy!"
Lin Baici's voice was cold.
What this uncle did was really disgusting, especially kicking down the little girl's stool to distract the cook. This was no different from killing someone.
Lin Baici’s brain is rusty and he won’t help him!
"Don't! Don't! I kneel down for you! I kowtow to you!"
The uncle turned pale with fright, knelt down with a bang, and began to kowtow to Lin Baici.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
"I still have two grandsons to take care of. I can't die!"
The uncle cried and began to suffer.
“As long as you drink the fragrant porridge with as many ingredients as you like, you won’t have to die!”
Lin Baici chuckled: "It's quite simple!"
'It's so simple for you, I'm not a god of food! ’
The uncle cursed in his heart, but he did not dare to show any disrespect on his face.
The cook came over and glanced at the uncle.
“This kind of weakling who kowtows to others casually is not worthy of drinking my porridge. Let’s make firewood!”
The cook said, grabbing the uncle's hair and dragging it into the kitchen, obviously intending to stuff it directly into the stove.
“Let me go!”
“Damn you, I am an old man, do you know how to respect the old and love the young?”
“I was wrong, I apologize. , give me a chance."
The uncle shouted incoherently and tried to struggle, but it was useless. The cook was a fierce woman with a height of two meters and could run a horse on her arms.
With one slap, most of the uncle's teeth were broken and his jaw was dislocated.
Everyone saw this terrifying scene and ran faster.
At the same time, they also deeply realized how much Lin Baici helped them.
One word,
can really determine their life or death!
Everyone left the dining hall and came to the courtyard outside Xiangji Kitchen.
Bang!
Wooden door closes the door.
Some people were trembling and their legs were weak, sitting on the ground, and some people came over to talk to Lin Baici.
They are not stupid. They know that only by embracing this thigh can they increase their chances of getting out of Longchan Temple, so they want to team up with Lin Baici.
The old aunt looked anxiously and kept fanning herself with her sunhat. If so many people followed Lin Baici, she would become a marginalized person.
"Brother Lin has a really powerful tongue. Are three generations of his ancestors all chefs?"
Brother Gu is very curious.
"Three generations? Who do you look down on? Brother Lin's ancestor must have had an imperial chef!"
Little Sister Li analyzed.
Lin Baici didn't leave, but turned back to look at Xiangji Kitchen. Is there any divine grace on the sacred object inside?
After enjoying the benefits of 'reciting it through ear-to-ear recitation', he only has four words for divine grace...
He wants it very much.
【Why leave? Find a way to get a vote for it! 】
【I have never seen anyone who didn’t pick up money after seeing it on the ground. Don’t miss it if you can get it for free, otherwise the goddess of luck will spurn you. 】
"Wait here!"
Lin Baici held the pine torch tightly and walked towards the door of the dining hall.
Gululu!
His stomach was growling and his hunger increased.
“What are you going to do?”
Hua Yueyu subconsciously pulled Lin Baici, not knowing why.
"Oppa, do you want to get the taboo objects?"
Jin Yingzhen guessed Lin Baici's plan and quickly persuaded: "There are only taboo objects sealed in the black coffin. It is safe, otherwise there is a risk of being contaminated by the rules if you get close to it!"
Jin Yingzhen was holding the vanilla futon in her arms. She was actually very panicked. If she had a choice, she would have thrown it away long ago.
“It’s okay, I’ll play by ear!”
Lin Baici comforted him, walked forward quickly, pushed the door open, and then went straight to the kitchen.
Because he had just completed the God Taboo game, the rule contamination was temporarily applied to him and did not take effect again.
The kitchen is not very big.
Lin Baici took a quick glance and did not see the shadow of the cook. It seemed that she would only appear after new diners were attracted by the fragrance.
In the stove, the flames were raging, burning a corpse. It had become charred and black, and the appearance of the old man could not be seen.
"Which is the sacred object?"
Lin Baici's gaze passed over the kitchen knife, chopping board, iron pot, fence...
[Look what I saw? A black alms bowl, this is a very practical piece of tableware! 】
Alms bowl?
Isn’t it the bowl used by monks for alms?
In Journey to the West, Tang Monk has one.
Based on Nagami’s words, Lin Baici found a black bowl on the stove.
It's very big and oblate, like the kind of box where Go pieces are placed.
Lin Baici walked over quickly and picked up the black altar bowl.
The portion is quite heavy!
Judging from the appearance, it is black, as if the moonless night has been frozen, and there is a circle of gold on the bottom and the mouth of the bowl.
Lin Baici knew that this was it.
Because when he picked up the bowl, the hunger disappeared.
【Use it to serve food and just let it sit for a minute to purify the impurities and toxins in the food! 】
[The world is seriously polluted. When people eat whole grains and the meat of birds and animals, they will inevitably ingest some harmful substances. They accumulate in the body, and over time, people will get sick and shorten their lifespan! 】
[With this black alms bowl, you can eat food with waste oil, expired snacks, and drinks mixed with chemicals with confidence! 】
Sanlian evaluation of God.
Lin Baici raised his eyebrows, this is a good thing.
But after the vacation, I have to go to the university to report. During my four-year college career, I will definitely eat in the cafeteria. I can’t carry an alms bowl with me every day, right?
Students who don’t know the situation will regard me as a monk who has returned to secular life, right?
wrong!
Even a serious monk wouldn’t eat with this thing, right?
Lin Baici was depressed.
It’s such a waste to have good things but not be able to use them.
[Its biggest effect is that it has a 'granary' inside, where you can store rice, flour, grains, oils, vegetables and fruits. As long as you carry this alms bowl, you will never have to worry about the risk of starving to death. 】
When Lin Baici heard this, he perked up: "What?"
[It's true, it's really a fish with nine leaks. Can't you understand such a straightforward explanation? It is recommended to retake nine-year compulsory education! 】
The god has a poisonous tongue.
"No, of course I understand. I mean, is there really a 'grain depot' in this bowl?"
Lin Baici put his hand into the alms bowl and touched it around , turned it over again, and poured it hard a few times, but nothing came out.
Anyone who has experienced the epidemic era knows how important survival materials are.
So Lin Baici was very excited about the effect of this 'grain warehouse'.
【Please call it the alms bowl and say it after me, boyu! 】
The pronunciation of God is very standard, and he can go to CCTV to host the news broadcast.
“Where is the grain warehouse? How to open it? How big is the space?”
Lin Baici asked.
【You can open the grain depot by muttering 'drink porridge' and 'drink porridge' to it! 】
Lin Baici immediately held up the black alms bowl with one hand and brought it to his mouth.
“Drink porridge!”
“Drink porridge!”
After Lin Baici finished speaking, he saw a swirling halo appear at the mouth of the bowl.
He was excited and looked inside with wide eyes.
“How to use it?”
Lin Baici was very interested, as if he was an Ultraman who saw the little monster coming.
【I am a god, not a nanny! 】
The god refused to be taught step by step.
Lin Baici put down the pine torch, picked up a kitchen knife from the cutting board next to him, and put it into the swirling halo.
He has always been very cautious. Ever since he entered the kitchen, he has not put down the torch and is always ready to fight.
Lin Baici waited for a few seconds, put his hand into the halo, fished it out a few times, and when he took it out, he was holding a kitchen knife in his hand.
“Haha, fun!”
Lin Baici was happy.
Wait!
Although this is a grain depot, it didn’t say that grain must be stored, right?
Clothes, shoes, socks, bedding, and a computer should also work.
Doesn’t that mean that no matter where I go to play in the future, I won’t have to carry a lot of luggage in big and small bags?
"By the way, God, how do you know this?"
Lin Baici found that God seemed to know all these taboo objects!
A new week has begun, please vote for me to be on the list! Please, everyone!
(End of this chapter)