Chapter 135 Speed of Light 21, Lover's Lipstick
Xia Hongyao is a calm person. Thanks to the help of the clay figurine, all ten of her darts hit the bull's-eye and she definitely passed the test.
“Thank you!”
Although Nangong Shu could pass the test without Lin Baici’s help, since they took action, she would remember this favor.
Speaking of which, this little wolfdog is so handsome and powerful, it’s like having one!
The faces of the seven people who had not finished shooting the darts became extremely ugly, because no matter what, the three unlucky guys were born among them.
The crazy maid chewed bubble gum, walked up to a man wearing sunglasses, and looked at him up and down.
"The first one..."
Just when the man in sunglasses was about to take action, the maid passed by: "It's not you!"
The man in sunglasses relaxed. tone.
The maid stopped in front of a man of medium height and grinned: "It's you!"
The man stared angrily, suddenly pulled out a dagger and stabbed the maid.
Buzz!
A black light flashed on the dagger, which was obviously a taboo object. However, the maid moved faster. Before the dagger could hit her body, she had already swung the baseball bat out.
Phew!
The bat hit the man's head with a crackling sound, making his head explode like a big watermelon that had been run over by a car tire.
Minced meat, bone residue, blood...
Flying everywhere.
Boom!
The headless corpse fell to the ground, and bright red blood poured out from the broken neck, soaking the floor.
An eyeball connected to some nerves rolled to Lin Baici's feet.
The expressions of the bartender and the dwarf changed greatly.
This man is a frequent visitor to the bar, a violent bear-level divine hunter with fifteen divine favors, but he has no power to resist this crazy maid.
The maid chewed bubble gum and walked up to the waitress at the bar.
“Huh? Aren’t you resisting?”
The maid blew up a big bubble, popped it, and stuck it around her mouth. Then she stretched out her pink tongue and licked them back into her mouth.
“I want to continue playing your game!”
The waitress forced a smile.
This is one of the seven mysteries of the God Hunter Circle. It’s not that easy to escape. It’s better to try other methods.
"Unfortunately, your game time is over!"
The maid expressed regret.
When the waitress heard this, she did not attack the maid, but turned around and ran away.
Whoosh!
She was extremely fast and appeared in front of the bar in the blink of an eye. She didn't even have time to open the door, but chose to rush out.
It’s just that the maid was faster. She moved instantly, her figure flashed, and she appeared next to the waitress, hitting the bat.
This time, the bat was as fast as light!
Bang!
The waitress's head was shattered, and her headless body hit the door, splattered with some blood.
The maid swung the bat with her right hand, shook off the blood on it, and came back whistling.
【Speed of light 21, when you see it take action, you have already been hit, it's that fast. 】
[To put it simply, when the maid swung the bat, the target she aimed at had already been hit. 】
【An extremely excellent weapon, it is recommended to collect it. A top predator should have a top weapon. 】
【No man can refuse a perfect stick! 】
【Perhaps women will not refuse! 】
“Whoever uses it has this effect?”
Lin Baici was curious.
【Yes, the shot has been successful! 】
“…”
Lin Baici was surprised,
Is this bat a little too strong?
It feels like a rules weapon.
Lin Baici felt that his King Sword and Ryuga was very powerful, but he still did not receive such high praise from the god.
A woman with purple eyeshadow and leather pants started to tremble when she saw the maid walking towards her.
“Isn’t there another blind person?”
The woman in leather pants was very panicked.
"What games do disabled people play?"
The maid explained: "He doesn't count!"
The girl in leather pants felt numb when she heard this: "Who can help me get through this?" After passing this level, I will give him 10,000 meteor coins."
The woman in leather pants finished speaking hastily, thinking that the price might be too low to impress others, so she quickly increased the price: "Add another sacred item. !”
No answer.
The maid came to the girl in leather pants.
"How many games are there next? Don't you think there are a little few people left?"
Lin Baici curled his lips: "I feel that there are few people and it is not enough fun. !”
The maid turned her head and looked at Lin Baici.
“Xiao Linzi, why are you so talkative?”
The landlady was speechless.
"You have the wrong mentality. This beautiful maid just wants to play games with us. Why are you so nervous? Come on, everyone relax and dance!"
Lin Baici laughed, what a pity. He doesn't know how to dance, otherwise he could put on a dance to liven up the atmosphere.
Everyone was convinced, this is also a madman with a big heart.
"Yes, I just want to play games with my masters. Why do you all look like this? Be happy, come on, be happy."
the maid urged.
Everyone had no choice but to show a fake smile.
The maid looked around and said: "There are indeed too few people, so I won't punish you!"
When the girl in leather pants heard this, her expression suddenly relaxed, and she was originally tense. Her sphincter almost became incontinent, and she had a big discharge.
“Handsome man, thank you!”
The girl in leather pants saw Lin Baici's outstanding performance and wanted to cooperate with him in the next game, so she didn't dare to refuse the payment.
She opened the handbag she carried with her, took out twenty meteor coins and handed them to Lin Baici: "I only have these with me at the moment, I will give you the rest next time!"
After that , she took out another thumb-long lipstick.
“This lipstick is a sacred object. After you apply it on your mouth, the person you kiss will become obsessed with you like a lover within one to two days!”< br>
After the woman in leather pants finished speaking, she handed the lipstick to Lin Baici.
[Love Lipstick will make you smell like roses and look so fresh and lovely. No matter your relatives or dogs, you will be favored by them! 】
[The duration of this good feeling is as short as two or three hours and as long as three or four days, depending on the will of the person being kissed! 】
【But remember, if you use it more often, you will gradually ignore the differences in species. No matter what you are dealing with, you will have a strong sense of superiority, whether it is people, animals, or animals. Wearing an item will make you think highly of yourself! 】
“Happy cooperation!”
Lin Baici was not polite and took the lover’s lipstick.
Even if it is useless, it can be sold for money.
“…”
Shen Fujiang wanted to scold his mother.
We racked our brains to think about how to survive the rule pollution, but this guy is doing well and started to make money.
This is really unreasonable.
"After playing two games in a row, I think the masters are also tired. Let's take a rest first and continue later!"
The maid waved Lightspeed 21 several times towards the bar.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Those tables and chairs seemed to have been hit by an invisible bat, and they all flew to the corner, leaving a large open space.
The maid took out an old-fashioned tape recorder from the trolley case, placed it on the bar, and pressed the switch.
Click!
An electronic music song immediately started playing.
"Masters, cheer up!"
The crazy maid shouted and began to sway her body.
[Xiao Linzi, there is a percentage above your head! 】
Xia Hongyao reminder.
Not only Lin Baici, but everyone has it on their head, translucent.
[Break dance speakers, when the music sounds, must sway to its rhythm, the higher the better, less than 50% of people will be exploded by sonic boom! 】
【Get excited quickly! 】
【Jump! Jump! Jump! 】
Lin Baici had never been to a nightclub or disco, so he didn't know how to twist his body. Fortunately, the breakdancing speakers didn't care how people danced, as long as they were high enough.
“The numbers have changed!”
Xia Hongyao was curious and immediately began to twist his body.
"I understand, this game is also a game. The more fun you play, the higher the percentage, the higher the chance of survival!"
The boss lady's long black hair is tied up in her head. Finally, after she finished speaking, she raised her right hand and took out the hairpin.
Wow!
A long hair immediately poured down like a waterfall.
She shook her head left and right and started dancing. She immediately changed from a luxurious and elegant lady to a slut. She was simply the most beautiful girl in the nightclub.
The bartender and the dwarf had never seen the landlady look like this before, and were stunned for a moment, but the effect was also excellent.
The percentage on Nangong's head soared to 70%, and it continued to rise as she accurately stepped on the points.
When the maid saw this scene, she immediately twisted over and started interacting with Nangong Shu.
Two beauties, one big and one small, are very eye-catching.
Everyone also started to move.
The woman in leather pants was so excited that she took off her top and left only her underwear. As a result, her percentage also climbed vertically, reaching 80%
Because she didn’t know what to do. The person with the lowest percentage will not be punished, so everyone is dancing and twisting hard, at least not to be the last one.
Lin Baici does not have the talent of a dancing king.
He has a calm personality and is not easy to get excited, let alone show his emotions easily in public, so he got stuck after reaching 50%.
"Xiao Linzi, you have to step on the spot and twist your hips. Your body is flexible enough. You can do it. Relax! Relax!"
Xia Hongyao on-site guidance.
“Handsome guy, let me help you!”
The risk of death is very high in the Qian Shen Ji game, so the girl in leather pants often hangs out in various bars and nightclubs to hunt for women, drunkenly and dreamily.
She likes little puppies who obey her every word, but today she suddenly discovered that Lin Baici's type also really impressed her.
The girl in leather pants was about to come over and take Lin Baici to have fun together, but a hand stretched out and pushed her away.
It is the Nangong number.
She came to Lin Baici, and while dancing, she began to rub his body carelessly.
"..."
Lin Baici immediately felt a fire burning in his body, and his right hand subconsciously touched the boss's wife's waist.
Feels plump,
Great!
“I thought you were Liu Xiahui!”
The landlady gave Lin Baici a wink.
“How can I be a gentleman when you’re like this?”
Lin Baici complained in his heart, but still couldn’t let go. He was thinking about singing a song from the Diamond Sutra. , leaving you all empty-handed.
My percentage is not going to be high, but can I just lower yours?
The crazy maid also came over.
"Master, you are too shy. Life is short, you have to enjoy yourself in time!"
After she said this, she suddenly jumped onto Lin Baici, holding his neck with both hands, She held his waist with her feet and gave him a deep kiss.
“Oh!”
Lin Baici was startled. Is this little tongue poisonous?
When Shen Fujiang saw this scene, he became so jealous that he turned ugly.
Why not me?
But he also understood that Lin Baici performed very well in the first two rounds and won the maid's appreciation, so there was nothing wrong with him.
Only in this round, Lin Baici’s percentage was not as high as that of the old man.
Actually, the percentage score is just the effect of the break dance speakers. Even if it is low, the Crazy Maid will not be punished. Instead, she will help people with low scores to improve their scores and avoid being headshot by sonic booms. .
This fun only lasts half an hour!
Everyone present is a god hunter with good physical strength. It’s no problem to dance for another half hour, but the key is not to keep jumping!
We have to find a way to deal with that maid.
Fortunately, the maid had had enough fun, and the upbeat song turned into a soothing blues.
“Come, hold my waist and follow my steps!”
Nangong Shu hugged Lin Baici and started dancing.
"Aunt Shu, actually I can teach him!"
Xia Hongyao saw that there were men all around, and as expected he broke the girl in leather pants.
After singing and dancing, the music ends.
The maid took out a large mat from the trolley case and spread it on the floor.
This mat is woven from wool and embroidered with patterns of castles, dragons, monsters, princesses and other fantasy elements.
"Quickly form a circle and sit down!"
The maid reached under her skirt, took out a candle, lit it, and placed it on the carpet. Then she took out a pair of cards from under her skirt. He waved the cards towards everyone: "Let's play a board game, escape from the dungeon!"
"Does this round feel like a role-playing game?"
Transgender people have played this before A kind of board game, commonly known as group running.
“Draw a card!”
the maid urged, walking past everyone.
After taking out Xia Hongyao, I planned to open it and read it.
Pop!
Lin Baici grabbed her hand.
“Don’t let anyone see it!”
Lin Baici was speechless. Look at these people. They are all guarding others like thieves, but you are the most careless.
“Oh!”
Xia Hongyao covered the card with both hands, took a look, and then shook it towards Lin Baici.
There is a giant dragon painted on it.
Powerful and domineering.
Lin Baici looked at his.
Rub!
It is a green-skinned monster with a big head and four small heads. It is wearing tattered leather armor and holding a thick mace.
Goblin King!
Xia Hongyao saw the pattern on Lin Baici's card, couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.
"It's okay!"
The high ponytail patted Lin Baici on the shoulder: "My cards are good, I will guide you!"
In fantasy games, dragons are basically the most powerful ones. A powerful BOSS, but Goblins are just novice village killers, and they are rotten shrimps that give away experience.
“Have you all drawn the cards?”
The Crazy Maid looked around and after confirming that everyone had received the cards, announced the rules: “Now please form a team freely. The minimum number of people in a team is three and the maximum number is seven! ”
When everyone heard this, they immediately looked at Lin Baici.
“Handsome guy, why don’t you team up with me?”
The woman in leather pants hugged Lin Baici’s shoulders familiarly: “If I die, how will I pay you back the money I owe you? ?”
“Handsome guy, join me!”
“I am a violent bear”
"Let's work together, please?"
Lin Baici's previous performance convinced everyone that they wanted to team up with him. Some of them sounded humble and kept their posture very low, and some It is a discussion of equal status.
"Aunt Shu, how do you choose?"
Lin Baici took away the arm of the woman in leather pants.
This bar belongs to the proprietress. She should know the details of these customers and be able to select the best players.
"Captain, I will just be a small member of the group, and I will listen to you!"
The boss lady did not overstep her authority. She decided to hang out with Lin Baici: "But I hope you can take care of my employees!"
There are only two waitresses in this bar, who are basically responsible for cleaning. In the first and second round, they both died, and now there is only one bartender left.
“Boss Boss, am I considered your employee?”
The dwarf also wants to join Lin Baici’s team.
"I will offer five hundred meteor coins!"
The old man raised his hand: "Count me in!"
"I will offer one thousand!"
The transgender bid: "Five Hundred? Who are you looking down on?”
“…”
No one expected that these two people would start bidding to join Lin Baici's team. Isn't this too exaggerated?
He is excellent, but he doesn’t have to be so, right?
“Stupid!”
Shen Fujiang couldn’t understand, but in his heart, he was very jealous.
Why don’t you pay to join my team?
"Everyone, I am the Lion King!"
Shen Fujiang reported his rank.
Everyone turned their heads and looked at Shen Fujiang.
Just when Shen Fujiang was about to make a few speeches and select a few strong teammates, they looked away.
Don’t you know you are Lin Baici’s fucking enemy?
Doesn't joining your team mean offending Lin Baici?
And to be honest, you are too strong, and everyone is afraid of being exploited by you.
“Sorry, it’s not me who makes the decision this time!”
Nangong Shu apologized to the dwarf.
"Lin Baici, Hongyao, Aunt Shu, Sister Leather Pants, Bartender, Dwarf, there is still one more to go!"
Lin Baici looked at the old man and the transsexual.
“I’ll pay two thousand!”
The old man gritted his teeth, betting that Lin Baici could bring him good luck.
“You are cruel!”
The psychological value of a transgender person is one thousand. He looked at Lin Baici: “Kick that bartender and the dwarf away, take me with you, and you will get a thousand for nothing. Isn’t Meteor Coin bad? And I’m not bad either.”
Lin Baici looked at these two people.
The bartender and the dwarf are entangled. They are not rich, otherwise they would not have to work here. But in this situation, if they don’t pay, why should they help them?
Nima!
The bartender and the dwarf were so angry that they wanted to say, "It's great to be rich!"
“Sorry, they are the boss’s employees.”
Lin Baici still refused.
The bartender and the dwarf looked happy when they heard this.
When Nangong Shu heard Lin Baici’s answer, he raised his handsome eyebrows and thought that this boy could be dealt with!
Atmosphere!
Lovely!
"Xiao Linzi, I won't let you suffer, so I'll give you 10,000 meteor coins!"
Nangong Shu is not a stingy person either.
“No, it’s too foreign!”
Lin Baici shook his head.
[The boss lady has a favorable impression of you +1. You don’t want to be looked down upon by other girls, right? So you can practice your skills with her first! 】
"..."
Lin Baici always felt that this technique was not serious.
"Give you one more minute, quickly form a team!"
The maid urged.
Shen Fujiang was so angry that he vomited blood because no one wanted to be in his team, which made him blind.
I'm a fucking lion!
No cards?
Shen Fujiang wanted to yell, but that would be too low.
“I don’t have that many meteor coins with me. I’ll give them to you after I get out of this rule pollution, okay?”
The old man smiled.
"Okay!"
Lin Baici didn't care.
"The team time is over and the game begins."
After the maid finished speaking, she suddenly lowered her head, blew out the candle with a breath. The card I just received yesterday will be invalidated today, and I won’t be allowed out of the unit!
(End of this chapter)