Chapter 338 Toilet God of War Lin Baici
The moon was bright and clear, the kobold was covered in muscles, and his tall and burly figure left a long shadow on the ground.
"Run separately!"
The two women ran together just now to take care of each other and seek a sense of security, but after being targeted by the monster, they immediately separated.
Let’s try our luck!
Whoever is targeted will be unlucky!
The kobold's head swayed from side to side, and its cervical vertebrae made a clicking sound. It did not chase immediately, but began to count down.
Ten!
Nine!
Eight!
...
In the lobby on the first floor, everyone gathered in front of the iron gate to watch what was going on outside.
"What is it doing? Give up killing?"
Dorisan was puzzled.
“It’s just pretentious!”
Huang Huangxiang spat. This muscular dog was so confident that he treated humans like ants.
“Let’s go upstairs quickly?”
Hua Yueyu suggested.
“Look again!”
Li Yintong stared at the kobold with wide eyes. If she didn’t kill it, she would encounter it sooner or later, so she wanted to get more information. .
When the number of kobolds reached one, they faced the woman on the left, leaned forward to 45 degrees, and then kicked the ground with their right foot.
Whoosh!
It rushed out, and in the blink of an eye, it was behind the woman.
Hearing the sound of breaking wind, the woman suddenly turned around and slashed with her sword.
Pop!
The kobold didn't dodge, and directly punched the woman on the wrist holding the knife, accurately and hard.
Bang!
The woman's forearm was fractured and then broken. Under the force of the jab, the skin and flesh on the arm tore, and the half of the arm holding the machete flew out.
"Ah!"
The woman screamed in pain, but as soon as the sound left her mouth, the kobold's big hand like a millstone stretched out, slapped, and grabbed the woman's face.
"Your purity is too low!"
After the kobold said it, he exerted force with his five fingers, and all the muscles on his right arm instantly swelled, and the entire arm looked like it had swelled up like a punch.
Pop!
Just like crushing a piece of cake, the woman's head was crushed hard, and blood and brains flowed to the floor along the kobold's fingers.
“Holy shit!”
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
The hall was filled with swear words and everyone was frightened.
This monster is so cruel, it has reached the extreme level of violence!
The kobold turned his head, looked at the woman who fled into the woods, and chased her.
"That woman is dead!"
The migrant worker took a puff of his cigarette.
"Not necessarily. There is not enough light in the woods now, and there are many trees. She can't run away from the monster, but she can hide!"
Li Yintong retorted.
“Can’t hide it!”
Lin Baici curled his lips: "That monster has a dog's head and must have a good sense of smell!"
Everyone was silent. Lin Baici's analysis was completely possible.
"Why do you care about her life and death?"
Dorisan urged: "Lin Shen, let's leave quickly. After that monster kills that woman, he will definitely come back and want to leave then. It’s too late!”
Everyone had the same idea. Since they couldn’t see the battle situation anymore, they quickly retreated, so they all ran upstairs.
[Don't run, whoever runs will die! 】
【The kobolds will kill those who leave the hall first! 】
“Anyone who wants to run can run away, but he will be killed by the kobolds first.”
Lin Baici frowned. According to Nagami’s comments, this battle is unavoidable, so what? To win?
He began to recall what Nagami had just said about the kobold.
"What do you mean? You want to stay and fight with that monster?"
Huang Huangxiang was shocked: "Don't do stupid things!"
Isn't it good to be alive?
“Huh?”
Dorisan ran out of ideas for a moment and looked at Pogba.
Pogba frowned and stared at Lin Baici. Lin Shen was not a brainless man, so what was his purpose?
No guess, but Pogba remembered the torture and pain he suffered from being grilled at high temperatures on the 10th floor!
No matter, let’s take a gamble!
“I’m not leaving either!”
Pogba touched the head of the doll on his shoulder.
"Holy shit!"
The red-haired woman was about to leave, but Lin Baici's decision made her hesitate and asked Gao Heng in a low voice: "What are you going to do?"
Gao Heng Tangled.
Did this boy discover something?
“Should we leave or not?”
"Aren't you going to stay and wait to die?"
"Lin Shen, what do you mean by this?"
Everyone asked urgently, wanting an explanation.
"I advise everyone not to leave, and find a way to kill the kobold here!"
Che Zhengshuo put his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker, looked at Lin Baici, and told everyone Suggestion: "As Lin Shengang said, the kobold's sense of smell should be very sensitive. We can't escape from its grasp even if we run to the ends of the earth. Rather than being killed one by one, it is better to besiege it."
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"The problem is that we can't beat him!"
Li Yintong frowned, besieged?
Just kidding!
Not to mention that everyone is of different races and nationalities and is scattered, even if they are a team, they will all have their own thoughts.
This is human nature!
"Then you stay!"
The yin and yang young man in sportswear, Cha Zhengshuo.
“I definitely won’t leave!”
Che Zhengshuo looked outside through the iron gate: “It’s back!”
Everyone’s nerves were tense instantly , looked over.
The kobold does not walk normally, but stands on its head, supports the ground with both hands, and runs over, as fast as a 100-meter sprint champion.
“F*ck!”
The visual impact of this gesture was too strong. The athletic man couldn’t stand it and ran towards the stairs.
“Are you leaving?”
The red-haired woman punched Gao Heng.
Gao Heng held the boning knife with a constipated expression on his face, and looked at Lin Baici. He was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, looking truly confident.
"Damn, why is this kid so sure that the kobolds will kill those who run away first?"
Gao Heng took a deep breath: "Don't leave!"
"Lin "God, let's go!"
Duo Lishan persuaded and reached out to pull Lin Baici's arm. In her opinion, it was just right if the monster didn't chase her. If it did, Lin Baici would take care of it.
But if you stay in the lobby, you will definitely have to fight.
“I’ll beat your lungs out!”
Huang Huangxiang spit on his hand, then wiped it on his hair and made a slicked back: “God Lin, I believe in you! ”
The kobold rushed up the steps upside down, without slowing down, and hit the glass door directly.
Bang!
Wow!
The glass door shattered to the ground, and then the monster's muscles hit the iron fence like a battering ram.
Boom!
Crunch! Crunch!
The iron fence door immediately made a heartbreaking sound, a large piece protruded directly, and then flew out due to the huge impact force.
The screws that fixed the iron door and the wall were all blown away.
Phew! call out! call out!
They shot randomly like bullets, hitting the wall and becoming embedded in it.
The kobold came in, did a somersault, and returned to its normal standing posture.
Everyone felt like they were facing a powerful enemy.
Such a fierce and violent collision with the door did not leave any scars on its body, which shows how strong and solid its body is.
The big scarlet eyes of the kobold glanced at everyone, and with a swish, he rushed towards the stairs and rushed up.
“Did it really go after those people?”
The red-haired woman was glad that she didn’t leave.
“Hoo!”
Gao Heng puffed up his cheeks and exhaled a breath.
Gudu!
Dorisan swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
What a risk!
Fortunately, Lin Baici didn’t listen to himself.
Jesus secretly glanced at Lin Baici, his brows furrowed tightly, his face full of confusion, as if he was thinking about whether his wife had cheated on him.
He became even more afraid of Lin Baici. He always felt that this Kyushu man had some mysterious way to make the right decision.
“The bet was right!”
Pogba excitedly made a fist with his right hand and waved it three times in a row.
"What are you happy about? After it kills people, it will definitely come back!"
Huang Jinxiang pinched his brows and turned to Gao Heng: "It's all your fault for having to go out!"
"Then why didn't you stop me just now?"
Gao Heng retorted.
"Stop arguing, the enemy is facing us, we must unite!"
The red-haired woman roared, and with a respectful and flattering look, she pleaded: "Goddess Lin, Jacky Captain Susi, it will be up to you later!”
"Why is he the God of Forest and I am the leader?"
Jesus asked in a bad tone.
"Uh..."
The red-haired woman was stunned. She wanted to say that everyone called her that!
However, judging from the title alone, the surname + god is obviously a higher level than the surname + group leader.
"It's just a title, don't worry about it, come on, smoke, and think about how to kill that dog!"
The migrant worker continued to smoke.
There was no chance for discussion. The kobold killed people too fast. It grabbed the athletic man who ran away first and walked down the stairs.
While walking, he played with the athlete's arms and head, as if he were playing with a doll.
The whole audience was silent.
The athletic man let out a shrill scream due to the irregular twisting of his body's limbs.
The kobold walked into the hall: "I hate cowards!"
After saying that, it used both hands hard and
tear!
The athletic man's screams stopped suddenly, his body was torn apart, and blood from his internal organs was spilled on the floor.
Hua Yueyu's little hand subconsciously grabbed Lin Baici's skirt.
A few people instinctively took a step back, and immediately heard the words of the kobold, and quickly stood back.
The kobold threw away the body and clapped his hands.
"In view of your courage to stay, I kindly declare that no matter who hits me until I bleed, I will let him leave!"
The kobold smiled slightly, with huge apple muscles. muster.
There was some noise at the scene, and everyone subconsciously looked at Jesus and Lin Baici.
If it’s just ‘bleeding’, these two people should be able to pass, right?
But others are miserable.
"Lin Shen, don't leave us!"
Dorisan cried.
"Oppa, if you don't have confidence, just run away and leave us alone."
Jin Yingzhen didn't want anything to happen to Lin Baici.
“Xiao Bai won’t run away!”
Hua Yueyu was depressed, he was such a burden and he had to find a way to become stronger.
The kobold noticed everyone's gaze, looked at Jesus, and then glanced at Lin Baici: "It seems that you two are the strongest among these people!"
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"Then who should I choose?"
The kobold stretched out his index finger and nodded back and forth on Jesus and Lin Baici, like a diner at a buffet wondering what to eat first!
"..."
Jesus looked unkind and glared at those who looked at him. I will deal with you after I kill this dog.
Lin Baici took a deep breath, tightened the pipe wrench in his hand, and began to simulate the battle process in his mind so that he could deal with various situations in time.
"You seem to be ready?"
The kobold looked at Lin Baici: "Then I will choose you!"
"Choose him! Choose him! He is very famous. !”
Hua Yueyu didn’t care if she would make the kobold angry or be targeted by her words like this. Anyway, she just wanted to divert trouble to the east and let Jesus be used as cannon fodder.
“Yes, he can definitely give you a hearty battle!”
Jin Yingzhen also spoke: "Aren't you a strong person? A strong person should challenge a strong person!"
Jesus was ecstatic that he was not chosen. Now that he heard the words of these two girls, he was almost angry. He really wanted to blow their heads off on the spot and torture them to death, but at this time, he knew it was better to say less.
"Is this the magic of love?"
Li Yintong sighed, anyway, she did not dare to interrupt randomly.
“Shut up!”
Lin Baici scolded and took three steps forward. Just as he was about to make a request, the kobold laughed.
"Haha, I just saw that the atmosphere was too tense, just kidding!"
The kobold curled his lips: "Dueling is a big event, how can you just choose anyone?"
" FUCK!”
Jesus was depressed and happy for nothing.
The others' expressions suddenly became tense.
“Learn how a dog barks!”
The kobold suggested: “Whoever learns the least, I will choose the opponent!”
Everyone looked at each other, no one expected it. This monster actually came up with such a way to select people. It's not difficult, but it's a bit embarrassing.
“What does it mean to study well?”
Dorisan asked: "There must be a standard that is recognized by everyone, right?"
"Yes, give us a standard, otherwise you won't have the final say in the end?"
Red-haired woman Need to be fair.
"If you learn well and bark quickly, I will rate you from these two aspects!"
The kobold explained.
"Woof woof!"
After the kobold finished speaking, a female voice called out. The voice was clear and loud, with the smell of trying to please the owner.
Everyone turned their heads and looked at Lin Baici's side.
It’s that Hong Kong girl!
"Woof woof!" "Woof woof!"
Li Yintong barked twice more, stuck out his tongue, and licked the back of his hand, imitating a puppy.
"Hurry up and scream, what are you doing standing still?"
Taimei urged, there are no COS costumes here, otherwise I can learn to let this kobold treat me as the same kind.
"Wow!"
Seeing this, the others also lost their reserve and began to bark like dogs.
For a time, dogs barked one after another in the hall.
The kobold crossed his arms, closed his eyes, and showed an intoxicated expression, enjoying the atmosphere.
As the leader of the Statue of Liberty, Jesus still needs to be proud, but looking at the muscles of this kobold, he chose to give it a try.
“The compromise now is for the sake of soaring in the future!”
Jesus looked around and found that everyone was too busy barking like a dog to pay attention to him, so he barked twice.
Woof woof!
"Very good! Very good!"
The kobold was very satisfied, smiling and nodding. He listened for more than a minute before pressing down his hands to signal everyone. You can stop: "Everyone shouted well, but there is one exception!"
Whoops!
Everyone looked back and forth, who was it? Then they discovered that Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu were looking at Lin Baici anxiously.
Could it be Lin Shen?
"His imitation ability is very poor?"
Gao Heng suddenly felt a sense of superiority. It turned out that Lin Baici was not incompetent.
“Why don’t you scream?”
the kobold asked.
"What do you mean?"
Everyone was shocked. Hearing this meaning, Lin Baici didn't look like he was learning, or didn't scream at all?
“Are you humiliating me?”
Lin Baici narrowed his eyes slightly and stared at the kobold.
"Haha, don't get me wrong, I'm not humiliating you!"
The kobold laughed and looked at everyone present: "I'm humiliating everyone present!"
"Garbage!"
With these two words, the kobold stretched out his right thumb, turned it 180 degrees, and stabbed it down hard.
Wow!
There was a lot of noise at the scene, and everyone was furious, but thinking about the kobold's record, they all held it back.
"Don't you still want to learn how to bark like a dog? Then I will choose you!"
The kobold intertwined its fingers and moved its joints.
Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu wanted to persuade them, but they couldn't speak out.
“Learn and you won’t lose any skin!”
Li Yintong poked Lin Baici's arm: "Jesus is the leader of the Statue of Liberty. He is already barking like a dog. What else are you embarrassed about?"
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Jesus felt like this was a curse.
“Stop trying to persuade me!”
Huang Huangxiang persuaded Taimei and patted Lin Baici on the shoulder: “If everyone can go back alive and drink together, I’ll invite you!”
"Before the fight starts, I need to go to the toilet!"
Lin Baici threw the pipe wrench up, let it spin a few times, and then caught it with a snap: "Together?"
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Everyone was confused, wondering what kind of plane Lin Baici was planning?
“Psychological warfare, right?”
Gao Heng speculated.
“…”
The kobold frowned. The man’s calmness surprised him.
"What's wrong? The holy sword is too small, so you dare not show it to people?"
Lin Baici curled his lips and glanced at the kobold's briefs.
"I'll take it!"
Li Yintong's mouth opened wide in shock. She really wanted to ask Lin Baici, are you afraid that this monster will show mercy and won't beat you to death?
Why are you stimulating it so much?
The others immediately looked at the kobold, and sure enough, the monster's face turned red.
“Let’s go!”
The kobold strode towards the depths of the first floor, where there was a public toilet.
Lin Baici followed.
“Xiaobai!”
“Oppa!”
The two girls looked at Lin Baici worriedly.
"Wait for me here, pay attention to safety!"
Lin Baici comforted: "Yijisheng, protect them!"
"You still owe me several girlfriends!"
Yi Jisheng sniffed: "Don't die!"
"Brother Lin..."
Li Yintong wanted to say a few words, but Lin Baici ignored her at all, which made her very depressed.
Seeing Lin Baici and the kobold walking into the depths of the corridor one after another, everyone immediately went crazy.
"Shen Lin cares too much about face. A man can bend and stretch, so what's wrong with being just a little bit?"
Some people think Lin Bai's resignation is not worth it.
“I’m afraid that if I keep giving in, I’ll never be able to stand up again!”
Gao Heng sighed.
This move by Lin Baici made him admire him.
“Why do you do this?”
Yangma doesn’t understand.
“In our Europa, if a noble fails in a war, he will surrender and pay the ransom to go home!”
Pogba explained: "But the people of Kyushu will choose to die for their country."
"They have an old saying, it is better to be broken than to be ruined!"
Some people, for the sake of To live, you are willing to bark like a dog, but there are always some people who are not willing!
“Do you think Lin Shen can win?”
The red-haired woman asked in a low voice.
"Difficult!"
Gao Heng felt that there was little hope. In this apartment, the sacred objects could not be used, and the god hunter could not exert 100% of his combat effectiveness.
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The walls in the corridor are peeling off in spots. The energy-saving lamps on the ceiling radiate dim light, and there are more than a dozen moths flying around the light bulbs.
Their shadows fall on the wall, like the ancient gods of the Cthulhu mythology, dancing some kind of weird psychic dance.
clatter! clatter! clatter!
The kobold's hiking boots stepped on the dusty concrete floor and followed Lin Baici into the public toilet.
The place is not small, there are eight pits and ten urinals, but I don’t know who didn’t flush the toilet after using it, and the bathroom was filled with a stinky smell.
The kobold glanced at Lin Baici. It thought that this human being going to the toilet was just an excuse and wanted to find an opportunity to sneak attack on it.
Hmph, then he will be disappointed!
The kobold clenched his fists, ready for a fight, but the human instead walked toward a urinal.
Lin Baici lowered his head, looked at the urinal blocked by debris, and unfastened his belt.
“Am I worrying too much?”
The kobold walked over quickly and stood next to Lin Baici. He took off his briefs and was about to release the water, with a confident and proud smile. , as he lowered his head and glanced at Lin Baici's big sword, his face froze directly.
The dog god is on top!
Is this too big? Are you a dog, or am I a dog?
Lin Baici lowered his head and glanced to the side, then looked sideways at the kobold, the corners of his mouth raised, and a smile overflowed.
Haha!
"Asiba!"
The muscular kobold suddenly felt a little inferior. It subconsciously turned to the side, trying to avoid Lin Baici's gaze.
Xiba!
I’ll hammer him to death later and turn him into a pile of rotten flesh!
The moment the kobold turned his head sideways, Lin Bai moved, holding the affair pipe wrench in his hand, and like a thug, he hit the kobold on the back of the head.
Go to hell!
Minced Meat Strike!
call!
The pipe wrench made a powerful sound, ruffling the kobold's blond hair, and then hit it on the head.
Bang!
The huge force pushed the kobold's head forward and hit the graffiti-covered wall.
Bang!
The tiles on the wall were hit and shattered radially with a crash.
Lin Baici picked up the pipe wrench and struck violently.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
At this time, Lin Baici was like a plumber who was blocked by her husband at home while making electricity with her beautiful aunt. So she became angry and started killing people with a pipe wrench.
“Die to me!
Lin Baici exploded with all his strength.
How dare you follow me into the bathroom?
Didn’t you know I was the God of Toilet War?
When Lin Baici appears in the toilet holding this affair pipe wrench, his physical fitness will soar three times and his combat effectiveness will soar.
This means that in the apartment, the effect of the Power of the Colossus gloves on Lin Baici's hands was restricted and could not be activated, otherwise Lin Baici could blow the monster's head off with one blow.
"Ah!"
The kobold roared, without turning his head, and swung his arm back, like an iron cannon, hitting Lin Baici's head.
Axiba,
I took all precautions, but I still fell into the trap. I guessed right, this human being really planned to attack me!
The kobold was so angry that his face turned red with anger. It was not because he was hit on the head, it didn’t matter if he was injured a little bit, but because he was suppressed in terms of IQ.
I obviously guessed it...
But I still got beaten!
“Ah!”
The kobold punched the wall.
Bang!
The wall was rotten, and some red bricks were broken. The kobold grabbed a large piece and smashed it at Lin Baici.
It is very cautious. No matter how others hit it, it will try to fight back!
So we must smash the back of Lin Baici’s head!
Lin Baici was not afraid of death, never retreated, and attacked forcefully.
Come on, I have divine grace, I am afraid of you!
Bang bang... bang!
Lin Baici was extremely fast. Every time he swung the pipe wrench, he hit the brick in the kobold's hand. After two blows, he smashed it into pieces, and then hit it in the face with the third blow. superior.
Bang!
The kobold's face finally blossomed, and nosebleeds splattered out.
“Gan!”
Lin Baici muttered, this kobold's muscles are so hard!
You must know that these sneak attacks activate the flesh-crushing strike. After this divine grace hits the enemy's body, it can destroy the muscle fibers and make it disabled, but it has little destructive power when it hits this monster.
In fact, it is effective. The dog meat man's skin is very tough, and the light is dim, so it is not obvious. However, the subcutaneous tissue has been somewhat broken and internal bleeding has occurred.
The kobold who had suffered a big loss became angry and directly withstood Lin Baici's attack, charging to crush him to death.
Lin Baici immediately flew back to avoid its sharp edge.
No rush!
Stay steady first!
It's a pity that the Bodhi Envoy cassock cannot be used, otherwise calling the Muscle Buddha out would knock out all the yolks of the kobolds.
The kobold attacks and kills with jabs.
Whoosh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Not to mention being hit by a fist, even the wind from the fist was extremely sharp, scraping across the face as if cutting with a knife.
Lin Baici dodged.
Ada Ada Ada!
The kobold screamed and started to attack continuously. It was very skilled in grasping the human body, so after seven punches, it knew the limit of Lin Baici's dodge.
“Opportunity!”
After the kobold forced Lin Baici into the corner of the bathroom, he suddenly pulled his right arm back, and then hit Lin Baici's head like a dragon spear thrown by a dragon slayer with all his strength.
"Asiba, die!"
A ferocious smile appeared on the face of the kobold, and it absolutely couldn't escape!
Lin Baici's eyes were focused. The place was narrow and the range of movement was limited. Moreover, with the explosive power and flexibility of his waist and shoulders, he could no longer dodge the punch.
It can be said to be a must-kill!
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“What’s the noise?”
Tai Mei’s ears suddenly twitched and she looked towards the corridor in surprise: “It seems like there’s a fight?”
“No way. ? "
Huang Huangxiang raised his hands and looked at it: "Fighting in the toilet? How dirty!"
"Who cares about being dirty at this time? Winning is the key!"
Pogba doesn't care about this. If he can defeat the kobold and fight in the pit, he doesn't care.
Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu looked at each other and immediately ran to the public toilet. Yijisheng and Taimei, one each, grabbed their arms.
“Don’t stir up trouble!”
Tai Mei scolded: “Lin Baici has no power to protect you in a fight to the death!”
Bang! Bang! Bang!
There was a heavy thump, as if someone had been beaten.
“I feel like Lin Shen is going to die!”
Dorisan made a sign of a cross on her chest: “God bless you!”
Everyone’s faces were gloomy, and they thought so too. But the next second, the kobold's angry screams were heard.
Isn't it?
The one who was beaten was a kobold?
The voice belonged to that monster, but could Lin Baici defeat it?
“It should be a sneak attack!”
Jesus’ analysis.
"Don't worry about whether it's a sneak attack or not, as long as you can win!"
The red-haired woman stood on tiptoes and looked nervously into the corridor.
“Everyone, should we go over and help?”
The handsome guy in the windbreaker suddenly spoke. (End of this chapter)