Chapter 345 Don’t panic, I’ll win it!
In the dimly lit corridor late at night, the energy-saving lamps made a crackling sound from time to time.
Li Yintong stared at the little monster's underwear with a bear pattern, bumped Huang Jinxiang with his elbow, and whispered: "It should be a taboo object in space, right?"
"Definitely!"
The little monster's underwear was dirty, and it looked like it hadn't been washed for many days. It was only as big as a palm, but it could take out a wooden box the size of a barrel of instant noodles.
I want it so much!
Huang Huangxiang swallowed.
“It is worthy of being a sacred ruin where gods exist!”
Gao Heng sighed with emotion.
These foreign god hunters have only heard that there may be gods in the Busan Temple. The authenticity needs to be verified, but now, they believe it.
Space gods are very rare. They are priceless in the circle of god hunters. Even if they have money, they cannot buy them. But now, they saw two of them in an apartment.
If you can get the fashionable handbag of a white-collar woman with a headband and the underwear of this little monster, this trip is definitely worth the price of admission.
“But there should be restrictions on the use of these underwear, right?”
Not only Gao Heng, everyone is wondering how to get these underwear.
The little cutie opened the big wooden box, took out a folded map, opened it, blew the dust on the ground, and put the map down.
The map is one meter long and half a meter wide. It shows a large zoo with seventy-two venues including Lion King Mountain, Swan Lake, Parrot Forest, Phoenix Slope, etc., connected through a circuitous route.
"It looks like that kind of 'Monopoly' board game!"
Hua Yueyu rubbed her hands. Although she is not a game anchor, for the sake of the program effect and the length of the live broadcast, I often play various games to pass the time, including Monopoly.
It’s a pity that it’s not Landlords, otherwise I could provide Lin Baici with off-site assistance.
The little cutie put down the map, took out seventy-two thumb-sized animal models, and placed them in the boxes representing each venue.
These models are all carved from gold and look lifelike under energy-saving lamps, as if they will come alive in the next second.
"This is "Animal Amusement Park". Whoever visits the entire park first will win!"
The little cutie stuffed two thumb-sized tourist models into a sightseeing car. Finally, he placed them at the gate of the zoo, then took a transparent six-sided die and flicked it towards Lin Baici with his thumb.
Pop!
The dice clicked and shot towards Lin Baici.
"Be careful."
Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu had just finished shouting, but Lin Bai didn't even try to hide. He quickly stretched out his hand, blocked it in front of his face, and caught the dice with a snap.
[During normal games, this dice will shoot at the player like a bullet. If the player cannot catch it, he will be disqualified from the game! 】
Popular science about God.
【Throw the dice, how many steps do you get? 】
[After walking to the venue, the animal models above will roar. Players only need to imitate until they are 70% similar, and they will pass the level and can continue the game. If they fail three times, these animals will grow huge and bite the player to death. 】
After hearing this, Lin Baici raised his eyebrows. He was a little worried at first, but now he is not panic at all.
"Big brother looks so handsome catching the dice!" The little cutie applauded: "Because I like you, so I won't decide the order by guessing, and let you go first!"
"Thank you!"
Lin Baici smiled slightly and rubbed the little cutie's bandaged head, not thinking of it as a monster at all.
[It likes people who are not afraid of it and play with it sincerely. 】
Jin Yingzhen saw Lin Baici about to roll the dice, and quickly took his hand and asked the monster: "You haven't said the specific method of playing?"
Her encounter rules Although I don’t have much experience with pollution, I also understand that there must be big pitfalls and we must be vigilant.
The little cutie spread his hands: "If I tell the players everything, what fun will there be? Please explore on your own!"
"䱱..."
Jin Yingzhen was worried that something would happen to Lin Baici, and wanted to argue, but Lin Baici covered her mouth.
“Don’t panic, I’ll win it!”
Lin Baici smiled confidently and activated Reciting Through Ear and Parroting.
The former ensures that he will never forget a long animal call, while the latter allows him to call it out perfectly.
Even sounds that human vocal cords cannot produce under the laws of nature can be simulated.
Lin Baici looked at the little cutie's expectant eyes, shook the dice in the palm of his right hand, and then threw it on the map.
The dice was rolled a few times, and there were three red dots facing up.
This means taking three steps.
“It’s okay, at least it’s not one!”
Lin Baici was about to get the sightseeing car. The toy puffed and puffed, and several clouds of black smoke came out of the exhaust pipe. Following the tourists, he drove forward unsteadily along the main road, and stopped at the third Eagle Pass.
Everyone is staring at the sightseeing car, wondering what will happen next?
The eagle model standing on a hill suddenly flapped its wings and screamed.
Bah! Phew!
Its sound is sharp and seems to be able to scratch everyone's eardrums.
“FUCK!”
Many people were startled and subconsciously covered their ears.
After the eagle called five times, it also flew to Lin Baici, landed on the bridge of his nose, and stared at him.
“Xiao Bai!”
Hua Yueyu was nervous.
“Then what?”
Huang Huangxiang didn't know why, so he couldn't just kill the eagle, right?
“Is it because I want to imitate its cry?”
Jesus frowned. If this is the case, it depends on Lin Baici’s imitation ability.
“Huh? Learn how to make animal sounds?”
“If so, it’s not that difficult!”
"What's not difficult? Have you ever read the article about there being a good ventriloquist in Beijing? If it were simple, there would be ventriloquist masters all over the street!"
"This thing belongs to acrobatics. Once you learn it, you will have a job. I can perform on a TV show!”
Everyone was talking about it. It’s easy to imitate an animal’s cry, but it’s difficult to make it look real.
Just when everyone was worried, Lin Baici pursed his lips and made a sound.
Bah! Phew!
Five times in a row.
“Damn it, this eagle started calling for the second round again?”
“No, it was the God of Forest!”
“What?”
Everyone was shocked. To be honest, these sounds were so realistic that they couldn't tell that they were called by a person.
"Beautiful!"
The little cutie applauded. Humans can't hear it, but it can. Not only was Lin Baici's cry similar to that of the eagle, but the rhythm and volume were also the same.
Perfect.
“Thank you!”
Lin Baici smiled reservedly.
But in my heart I was shouting, Damn it, parroting the eternal god!
He was also worried that it would be too difficult to imitate, but under the influence of this divine grace, he could make the same sound effortlessly just by opening his mouth.
The eagle that landed on Lin Baici's nose flew back to the map.
The little cutie held the dice in both hands, shook it vigorously, and then dropped it on the map.
It is six points facing up.
"Wow!"
The little cutie cheered and clapped her four little hands happily.
This is the maximum full point, which is usually difficult to throw.
The cute sightseeing car puffed out a few streaks of black exhaust, then drove forward and stopped at the sixth grid.
This is the Swan Lake venue. There is a lake drawn on the map, with a golden swan model falling on it.
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
The swan model squawked, in a long and unpleasant tone, as if it was driving away toads that wanted to eat its flesh.
The little cutie waited until the swan finished calling, and immediately looked at Lin Baici expectantly.
“What does this mean?”
Dayang Ma didn’t understand: “Isn’t it time for him to learn? Does he still need Brother Lin to come?”
"It seems like you want Lin Shen to continue?"
The red-haired woman was stunned.
“Fuck, why didn’t he tell me earlier?”
Gao Heng was so panicked that he looked at Lin Baici, afraid that he had not remembered the swan’s voice.
[If the player cannot imitate it, the player's sightseeing car will retreat to the grid corresponding to the number of dice. Once it retreats to the starting point, the game will end and the player will be wiped out. 】
Popular science about God.
“What a trap!”
Lin Baici took a deep breath. Fortunately, he was alert and worried that even the cutie would imitate him, so he kept turning on two divine graces.
Although it consumes divine power, it is better than insurance.
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Lin Bai's swan cry is completely indistinguishable from that model.
The little cutie nodded, handed the dice to Lin Baici, and the game continued.
This time, Lin Baici threw a ‘five’!
The sightseeing bus moved forward and arrived at the Valley of the Beast King.
The golden Siberian tiger model suddenly assumed the posture of a beast descending from the mountain, stared at Lin Baici, and roared.
roar!
The air waves were rolling, and the huge sound waves spread in the corridor, as if a tiger really entered the corridor.
Lin Baici took a deep breath, then opened his mouth and roared.
Roar!
“I’m holding it in my mouth, it’s so similar!”
Li Yintong's scalp was numb. This tiger roar made her feel like she was in the forest and was being stared at by a tiger.
“Domineering!”
“I smell the King of Beasts!”
“Hearing this cry, you know that a sliding shovel cannot solve it!”
Everyone was chattering, and the excitement was palpable. Lin Bai’s vocabulary was so similar, it seemed that this game was no problem.
Next, it’s the cutie’s turn.
After throwing the dice, her sightseeing bus drove to Monkey Mountain according to the corresponding points.
Lin Baici followed the monkey model and learned how to make monkey noises.
If it were so perfect that Lin Baici could hide it, everyone would really think that a monkey ran into the apartment.
The game continues and goes very smoothly.
Because Lin Baici can imitate it every time, this can ensure that the sightseeing bus does not retreat and keeps moving forward.
Ili pika, alligator, giant panda...
The more people listened, the more shocked they became. There were some animals that they felt should not be able to pronounce with human vocal cords, but Lin Baici Still imitated it.
This also made them sure that Lin Baici must have some kind of divine grace to be able to do this, otherwise they would all suspect that Lin Baici was a Shenxu monster in human skin.
“Lin Shen, come on!”
Everyone cheered Lin Baici.
There are only nine squares left for the sightseeing bus from the end. If you are lucky, you can roll the dice twice and it might be over.
With God's grace upon him, Lin Baici was full of confidence and calmly threw the dice.
It’s a whale!
Ouch!
As soon as I arrived, it seemed like a call from ancient times rang. The wilderness was deep and full of the flavor of thousands of years.
This whale song, which lasted for more than 20 seconds, hit the eardrums and made everyone lose their emotions. They were like lost travelers, with their heads lowered and stagnant in place.
The doll being held by the cutie was anxious and wanted to remind Pogba, but the cutie grabbed her by the neck.
The little cutie looked at Lin Baici. If his will is not strong enough to wake up from the eternal call, then in one minute, he will lose the qualification to imitate and be judged as a failure.
Sixty!
Fifty-nine!
The little cutie started to count down, but when he counted to fifty-five, Lin Baici took a deep breath, and his chest swelled up like a hot air balloon.
Ouch!
As his chest slowly flattened and he squeezed out the air, Lin Baici roared out a whale song, which was deeper and more ancient than the one shouted by the golden whale model, as if it came from the depths of the sea. Another world.
“Brother, you are so awesome!”
The cutie applauded.
Lin Baici pushed Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu. When it was Huang Jinxiang and Pogba's turn, he was not so polite and slapped them directly.
Pop! Snap!
"Ah? What's going on?"
Huang Huangxiang looked confused as he had just woken up from a nightmare. After looking left and right, he remembered what was going on, and immediately shivered in fear. .
"Holy shit, we will be affected too?"
What a danger, what a danger!
If it weren’t for Lin Shen, this would have been a disaster.
Pogba looked at the doll.
The doll looked like there was nothing I could do about it.
"Wake up!"
"What happened?"
"Fuck, have we been tricked too?"
Soon, everyone was woken up , all of them looked ugly.
Too careless!
I didn’t expect that just by watching, I would be affected.
"Jesus, you owe Lin Shen your life!"
Huang Jinxiang ran.
Jesus looked embarrassed, as if his mouth had been stuffed with shit. If he troubled Lin Baici again now, his reputation would be ruined.
“Go ahead!”
Lin Baici urged, keeping activating the divine grace would consume divine power, so he had to end it as soon as possible.
The little cutie looked at the map and smiled: "The game is almost over. This time, we will randomly select an audience member as a player to imitate!"
"FUCK, you Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"
Jesus complained.
Others are also angry but dare not speak out. Lin Baici has done so well, why should he be replaced?
Bullying an honest person!
Lin Baici frowned and looked around at everyone.
"I know how to call the bed, but I can't call these animals!"
Li Yintong sighed.
People like Gao Heng are a little numb and feel like they are about to suffer.
"Can I designate someone?"
Lin Baici suggested.
“Yes!”
The little cutie smiled sweetly: “This is a special treat for you to take the initiative to play games with me!”
“I choose her!”
Lin Baici patted Hua Yueyu on the shoulder.
"Lin Shen, can she do it?"
Huang Huangxiang is worried.
“Human life is at stake, you must be cautious?”
The Ocean Horse almost cried.
"How about I give it a try?"
The red-haired woman volunteered: "Before I became a god hunter, I made a living singing folk songs in bars in Chengdu, and I have a good voice."
"No need. , Just enjoy the fish!"
Lin Bai asked the little cutie to roll the dice: "Let's start!"
"God bless, God bless, don't choose that dolphin. ! ”
Li Yintong glanced at the map and prayed quickly.
"What happened to the dolphin?"
The Ocean Horse was confused.
"Do you know the sound of dolphins? If it were other animals, people could still try to imitate it. The tone of dolphin sounds is too high for human voices to sing!"
Red Hair The woman also saw the dolphinarium: "Lin Shen, it's better for me to do it, it's safer!"
It’s almost four o’clock, and my schedule is messed up again, but I’ve finished writing this piece. In the past ten days, has our update been okay? It's been two days since the end of the month, so I have the audacity to ask for a monthly pass. Thank you brothers and sisters-in-law!
(End of this chapter)