Chapter 349 God never goes on a business trip
[An endless box of friend’s cigarettes! 】
God’s comments.
【After the friend you hand out a cigarette smokes, he will have a great impression of you and treat you as a friend! 】
【Smoke one, I am your old friend! 】
[Take two, I am a brother who is willing to go to any lengths! 】
【Three draws, wife, come and support my brother! 】
【In short, whoever finishes your cigarette will treat you as a beloved relative or friend! 】
"What the hell?"
Lin Baici's scalp felt numb when he heard it. It was just a pack of cigarettes. He estimated that it was a consuming taboo that made people secrete dopamine and feel good. , I didn’t expect it to be so powerful.
After smoking, offer your wife?
Terrible!
Fortunately, I am a decent person with good intentions and noble moral character. Otherwise, if this cigarette fell into the hands of evil people, I don’t know how much trouble it would cause.
Lin Baici stood up, walked to the body of the migrant worker uncle, bent down, opened its fingers, and picked up the cigarette box.
The box is red, with 'Friends' written in large italics, square and square.
This cigarette case was a soft package. Although it had been grabbed, it was not wrinkled and still very calm. There was blood on it. Lin Baici shook it off after shaking it a few times, leaving no trace of stains.
He looked and saw there were twelve cigarettes inside!
“I don’t know how long the friend effect after smoking will last?”
Lin Baici thought about it, took out a cigarette, put it in front of his nose and smelled it.
“Brother Lin, these cigarettes are not taboo, are they?”
Li Yintong was curious.
Lin Bai quit smoking, but suddenly picked up this cigarette box. There was obviously something wrong.
“What do you think?”
Lin Baici smiled and handed over the cigarette: “Would you like one?”
“Brother Lin, I’m good Here comes the girl!”
Li Yintong chuckled, and then respectfully took the cigarette with both hands: "But I will definitely smoke the cigarette that Brother Lin handed me!"
"Haha!"
Lin Baici avoided it. He took Taimei's hand and stuffed the cigarette back into the cigarette case.
Although the god said that this box of cigarettes could not be finished, so it didn’t matter if they were scattered, Lin Baici had no intention of tricking Li Yintong.
“Brother Lin!”
Taimei came close to her and murmured in a low voice: "Actually, I want to smoke another 'big cigarette'!"
"Lin Shen, are these cigarettes really taboo?"
The red-haired girl was envious. She wanted to collect one or two of them, or take them out and sell them. They would be worth at least one or two hundred meteor coins, right?
"Yes, after smoking, it can excite the nerves and improve the physical fitness temporarily!"
Lin Baici made up a casual sentence, if you need 'friend cannon fodder' later, this A sentence can set the stage.
Of course, some people must not believe it!
In fact, half of the people in this corridor didn’t believe it. Lin Baici was not related to everyone, so why did he leak the information about the taboo objects?
But envy is real envy!
After all, this is a taboo item,
a valuable item!
"It's okay, keep a normal mind, I'm sure I can get something better than his cigarette!"
Gao Heng cheered himself up.
Seeing Lin Baici getting rich all the time, his eyes drooled with greed.
“Gao Heng!”
Lin Baici suddenly spoke.
"Huh?"
Gao Heng, who was making small calculations, was startled and thought to himself, could Lin Baici be able to read minds?
“Let’s dissect this corpse, mainly the stomach pouch, maybe there are props like keys inside!”
Lin Baici ordered.
This man is the administrator and must have spare keys for all the rooms in this apartment. But Lin Baici didn't see it in the management room or on him, so he could only find clues by dissecting him.
"..."
Gao Heng didn't want to do such dirty work, but when he glanced at the affair pipe wrench held in Lin Baici's right hand, he forced a smile.
“No problem!”
Gao Heng squatted beside the body of the migrant worker uncle and started working.
“Little cutie, I’m sorry, wait a minute!”
Lin Baici took out an exquisite box from the black alms bowl and handed it to the little cutie: "This is for you!"
"What is it?"
The little cutie carefully stroked the box. Its big eyes are curved into crescent moons. It has never received a gift since it can remember. This is the first time in its life.
So happy!
“Mobile phone!”
Lin Baici was trying to deal with the little cutie, but when he saw its reaction, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
"Can I open it and take a look?"
The little cutie is very polite and knows that gifts given by others cannot be opened directly in front of others.
“Of course!”
Lin Baici smiled slightly.
With four arms, the little cutie tore off the plastic film and opened the box.
There is a domestic mobile phone lying inside!
“What is this?”
The little cutie held the phone with two fingers and held it up to her eyes.
“Mobile phone!”
Now that Lin Baici has money, he bought a lot of mobile phones and put them in the black alms bowl: "It's a pity that you can't use them here, otherwise you can use them to make calls, listen to music, and watch videos!"
"Who's on the phone? ? Why hit it?”
The little cutie blinked twice, looking innocent.
"You will know later!"
Lin Baici took a pair of beach shorts and put them on, put the cigarette box into his pocket, and then wiped the blood on his body with a towel, not too lazy He put on his shirt and sat back on the chair.
"Then let's continue the game!"
The little cutie stuffed her phone into her underwear.
Lin Baici held the tortoise shell in both hands, bowed three times, and then threw it on the round table.
Pop tower!
The tortoise shell fell on the table and trembled for more than ten seconds before it stopped shaking.
"Kneel down and offer three sacrifices. You don't respect the heaven and the ghosts and gods!"
A deliberately elongated chant suddenly rang out from the tortoise shell, startling everyone.
“What are you doing?”
Pogba was confused.
“Divination!”
Li Yintong looked at this piece of tortoise shell and couldn't look away: "People in Kyushu are very familiar with this thing."
This piece of tortoise shell is the size of a palm, warm yellow, and has been covered with pearls, just like those top-notch products. Like jade.
There are some irregular black lines on its front, which were burned in charcoal fire. It reveals a strange beauty, as if it is the language of God, conveying some kind of divine revelation.
The red-haired woman’s eyes lit up.
Feng Shui superstition is false, but if it involves supernatural beings like gods and taboos, it might be true.
Jesus' expression turned ugly.
He felt like he was about to suffer.
"Poor man, I see that your hall is black, your eyes are silent, and the aura of death is lingering. I'm afraid you won't live long. Come and have a divination."
"Now Divination discount, as long as you sacrifice one of three animals and ten of them, you can ask the good fortune!”
“If you really don’t have any sacrifices, you can still owe them!”
'Ling' spoke. After lying in the dark 'granary' for so long, it was almost moldy and rotten. Now that he finally came out, 'Ling' wanted to take over a lot!
I will never go back until I mess up this world.
When everyone heard the two sentences "respect ghosts and gods", they thought this tortoise shell was mysterious and stylish, but the three sentences that followed it made them confused.
Pop!
Lin Baici slapped the table.
"Stop talking nonsense!"
Lin Bai cursed, picked up the tortoise shell, and put it to his ear: "Tell me which card to take?"
"The second one from the right!"
Lin Baici draws a card!
It is a white holy sword that matches the one in your hand.
Lin Baici took them out and threw them aside.
The little cutie looked at Lin Baici's right hand holding the tortoise shell, and finally said nothing, looking at Jesus: "It's my turn!"
Jesus laid out the cards.
“Oops!”
The little cutie was depressed. She was unlucky. She drew a king and did not match the pair: “It’s your turn!”
"How to calculate winning or losing? What are the consequences?"
Jesus was not in a hurry to draw cards.
"Best of three games, if I win the most, then you have to give me your eyes!"
The little cutie introduces the rules of the game.
“Want to play three games?”
Jesus' face darkened. He had determined that if he couldn't draw the right one, he would have to cut off one finger. In his opinion, even if the luck was ridiculously bad, at the end of the game, he could cut off five fingers at most, but now Three games to play.
As for the eyes?
There is no time to worry about this. If you lose your fingers, it is basically as cold as cold.
"What if Brother Lin or he wins?"
Li Yintong interrupted.
"The game is over, and the person who wins the most times can leave!"
The little cutie smiled slightly.
"Wait, there is another possibility. What if one person wins a game?"
Jin Yingzhen asked: "Does it count as a draw?"
"Of course it's a try again. Win two out of three!”
The little cutie tapped the round table with her fingers, urging Jesus: "Hurry up and draw cards!"
"After six rounds, I'm afraid my fingers won't be enough!"
"It's definitely not enough!"< br>
“This is too cruel!”
Everyone whispered, glad that Lin Bai resigned and chose Jesus.
"There are no fingers, but there are toes. When the toes are used up, don't we still have you?"
The little cutie smiled: "Anyway, if you can't draw a pair, you will have to cut off one of your fingers!"
Gudu!
Many people swallowed nervously. They did not expect that they were also chips.
"Lin Shen, you must win, and the victory will be over within three rounds!"
Everyone placed their hopes on Lin Baici.
As for Jesus?
I don’t care about his life or death at all.
“Lin Shen!”
Jesus looked into Lin Baici’s eyes, hoping that he would let go.
He was willing to give a secret code to let Lin Baici win two games and him win one. This was the best result.
Lin Baici shook his head.
Jesus closed his eyes, paused for a few seconds, opened them, and reached out to draw a card.
It is the crown,
There is a pair.
Snap!
Jesus threw out the two cards, and then stood up to Lin Baici.
Lin Baici took his time and still used the tortoise shell for divination, and steadily drew a scepter.
Pairing successful!
“Win!”
Hua Yueyu cheered, Lin Baici had one card left, and it would definitely be taken away by the little cutie, so the first victory belonged to Lin Baici.
Next, Cutie and Jesus draw cards from each other.
Jesus was lucky. He won every time. The little cutie cleared the ghost cards in his hand first and did not lose his fingers due to the wrong draw.
“Continue!”
After the little cutie shuffled the cards, he asked Lin Bai to take a card and put it next to it, and then the three of them took the cards.
The second game begins.
This time it was Lin Baici who took the first shot. He relied on the turtle shell to hit the target.
When it was Jesus' turn, he drew a princess. Seeing that there was no such card in his hand, he couldn't help but punch the table.
“That’s not fair!”
Jesus stared at the little cutie bitterly.
With his courage, he could endure having his fingers cut off, but he couldn't accept this game that he was destined to lose.
It feels like a cat playing before eating a mouse.
"It's fair, he didn't cheat, I was watching!"
The little cutie explained.
“Are you blind? The tortoise shell in his hand reminds him again, can’t you see it?”
Jesus was furious.
“But he didn’t peek at other people’s cards!”
The little cutie blinked: “You can also do divination!”
“Fuckyou!”
Jesus is angry, if I had it, I would have used it long ago.
"You are so rude. If you do it again, I will cut off one of your fingers as punishment!"
The little cutie warned.
The game continues.
Five minutes later, the little cutie was the first to complete the matching and clear his hand.
Then there were two cards from Lin Baici and one from Jesus. It was Jesus' turn to draw a card.
"Choose one of the two, 50% success rate!"
Jesus looked at Lin Baici and sneered: "My luck will not always decline, right?"
"What if?"
Lin Baici smiled: "After all, this is the East, and God does not travel on business!"
"Captain Jesus, you will definitely lose!"
After saying that, Lin Baici flicked his wrist and gently threw the turtle shell upwards.
Jesus stared at the turtle shell, and his sixth sense told him that Lin Baici might do something to him, so he stretched out his hand like lightning, grabbed the turtle shell, and grabbed it first.
Lin Baici had expected that Jesus might intervene, but he did not take action because it was not needed.
Jesus got the tortoise shell and his heart skipped a beat when he saw Lin Baici looking at him and smiling again.
“It’s over, it seems like you fell into a trap?”
"What do you want to do?"
Hua Yueyu accused.
Gao Heng and the red-haired woman looked at each other. If Lin Baici and Jesus fight, do we want to help? Then the two people nodded in unison.
Jesus is very famous, but the only way to make money is by standing with Lin Baici.
People like Huang Huangxiang, Li Yintong, and Dayang Ma glared directly at Jesus, and their stance was self-evident.
"Give it back to me?"
Lin Baici chuckled.
Do you think you robbed it?
Will the ‘spirit’ help you divine?
Dreaming!
This tortoise shell is better at cursing than fortune telling.
The stronger the will of the cursed person, the stronger the ability to resist the curse. In other words, the more anxious and nervous the person is, the greater the chance that the curse will take effect.
Lin Baici's use of this piece of tortoise shell could only slightly affect Jesus' fortune, so he deliberately frightened the other party and used it in front of him just to let him steal it.
The moment Jesus touched the tortoise shell, he was divination, and the curse took effect, and the effect was several times more powerful.
Jesus looked at the tortoise shell and wanted to do some divination, but finally decided to try his luck. He suddenly reached out and drew a ghost card.
It's the king!
Nothing right!
Jesus's face turned dark immediately.
“Not only is your Yintang darkened, but your face is also darkened. Quickly divine your fortune and change your fate against the will of heaven!”
‘Ling’ is good at seducing people, just like a charlatan.
The little cutie in black appeared on Jesus' back, two slender arms wrapped around its neck, waiting for him to cut off his fingers.
“FUCK!”
Jesus threw away the tortoise shell, picked up the dagger, and chopped it on the ring finger of his left hand.
Crack!
The finger was broken and blood splattered.
"The game continues!"
The little cutie cheered. Lin Baici should be able to win the second game, but the third game will not be that simple.
You will win!
Hee hee!
The little cutie looked at Lin Baici’s hands. The ten fingers were slender and white. She really wanted to keep them all! I’m so tired today, my thoughts are not flowing smoothly, and writing is too torture. I’m going to bed now and get up early tomorrow to work on it. I must write more this month and finish this volume of Train to Busan!
(End of this chapter)