Chapter 355 In my entire life, I have never seen a dead person talk!
On the TV, a beer commercial was playing.
In the hot summer, girls in bikinis are dancing in hula skirts, drenched in refreshing cold beer.
The picture is very impactful and makes everyone want to drink.
Akunye felt that 37 points was too few, but he did not have the ability to bargain with the Statue of Liberty, so he was very depressed.
"Four or six points!"
Akunye endured it again and again, but he still couldn't hold it back and quoted a new price.
“Are you still awake?”
Johnny sarcastically said, if the leader hadn’t been here, would I have negotiated a share with you?
It’s all good!
If you dare to say no,
you will be beaten to death on the spot!
"If I don't help you, if these people try to rob it, will you be able to keep this sacred object?"
Akunye was looked down upon and was very upset.
“I can smash it!”
Johnny chuckled, patted Akunye on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "As long as my regiment leader is around, no matter who gets the loot, it will be in trust, and it will eventually return to my regiment leader!"
“You understand?”
Of course Akunye understands, otherwise he wouldn’t be eager to join the Statue of Liberty.
"I'm talking about you two, it's Brother Lin's thing. You guys are discussing and distributing it without anyone else, don't you think too little of Brother Lin?"
Li Yintong's finger It is very dexterous. The butterfly knife flies up and down, dancing with knife flowers, which is extremely dazzling.
"I would like to put him in my eyes, but my group leader doesn't allow it?"
Johnny shrugged his shoulders, drooped his eyebrows, and curled his lips, with an expression on his face that he didn't want to be beaten.
“Holy shit!”
Xia Hongyao couldn’t help it anymore. He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to beat this guy to death first.
Hua Yueyu stretched out her hand, pulled the high ponytail, and said with a smile: "Sister Hongyao, just watch the show!"
"What's wrong?"
Xia Hongyao then discovered that the people on Lin Baici's side were not intimidated by the long-famous sign of the Statue of Liberty. Instead, they all looked like clowns. Look at Johnny.
"Huh?"
Li Yintong covered his mouth with both hands and made a nervous face: "I'm so scared. He won't beat me to death, right?"
Seeing this, everyone couldn't help it anymore and laughed loudly.
"What's going on?"
Xia Hongyao was confused.
Gu Qingqiu raised his eyebrows and guessed something. Could it be that Jesus was killed by Lin Baici?
"Your leader is speechless!"
Huang Huangxiang mocked.
"What do you mean?"
Johnny frowned, and he also felt that something was wrong in the atmosphere.
“I mean, your regiment leader is dead.”
Huang Huangxiang pointed to his mouth: “Look at my mouth, your regiment leader is dead. Idiot!”
“I have never seen a dead person talk in my life!”
Li Yintong teased.
“Me too!”
Kim Jin-soo complimented.
“Impossible!”
Johnny shook his head, and his two teammates looked panicked.
"Jesus's head was thrown in the corridor on the first floor. If it hadn't been dragged away by rats and stored as rations, you would still be able to see it now when you go down!"
After Huang Huangxiang finished speaking, he saw this person on the opposite side. The expressions of the five people all changed.
"Impossible, my team leader is very powerful, no one in this apartment can kill him!"
Johnny was still questioning, but Akunye was afraid.
“Lin Shen, I have nothing to do with them!”
Akunye hurriedly walked to the side and distanced himself from Qiao Ni, so as not to kill himself when Lin Baici dealt with him.
Looking at the calm and proud expressions of these people, Akunye knew that Jesus was probably really cold.
I wanted to hug my thigh, but my thigh broke first?
What kind of bad luck is this?
Akunye is depressed.
etc!
Isn’t the person who can kill Jesus even more powerful?
Akunye immediately looked at Lin Baici, and at the same time he was glad that he had not said anything to offend him just now.
A pair of gray hiking boots and a cassock. Looking at it like this, it seems like you are not wearing anything underneath?
What a pervert!
Akunye's eyes fell on the pipe wrench held in Lin Baici's hand.
This must be a sacred object.
Xia Hongyao poked Lin Baici: "Did you kill Jesus?"
"No, it was that little monster who killed him!"
Lin Bai Ci did not take the credit and put money on his face.
When Johnny and the other three heard this, joy immediately appeared on their faces, and then their faces became as dark as water.
The good news is that Jesus was not killed by Lin Bai. He did not have that ability!
The bad news is that the leader seems to be really dead!
"Don't be so modest. Jesus has already ruined your game. The game is over and you must die!" Li Yintong rolled his eyes: "Why else would he run away?"
Who would choose to run away if they could win?
"I don't believe that anything will happen to our leader!" Johnny roared, striding out the door: "I'm going to the first floor right now!"
He was pretending to be crazy and wanted to use this Excuses to leave.
Just when he walked two meters in front of Lin Baici, a giant Buddha wearing only underwear and with swollen muscles appeared in front of him. Its burly body blocked Lin Baici and the door. Strictly.
Phew!
Muscle Buddha punches.
So fast!
Johnny narrowed his eyes. He knew that once he retreated and dodged, it would not be easy to get out. He had to break out before Lin Baici gave the order.
So Johnny raised his hand to block, trying to remove the power from this fist, but at the moment of blocking, he knew that he had overstretched himself.
A huge blow came, making it impossible for Johnny to use the next move.
Bang!
Muscle Buddha first hit Johnny on the arm with a punch, and then hit him on the chest, causing him to fly straight out like a discharged cannonball.
Bang!
Johnny hit the wall more than ten meters away.
“Ahem!”
Johnny’s ribs were almost broken. Before he could get up, he took two muscular steps and struck again.
"Get out!"
Johnny yelled and had no choice but to go hard on him.
His two companions also started to charge. Xia Hongyao rushed in front of Lin Baici to block the two men.
Bang bang bang!
The little clay figurine has extremely fast hands and can throw three flying stones with the sling almost at the same time, and his accuracy is also frighteningly high.
Three flying rocks as big as walnuts hit the ankles of Johnny and the other three, causing severe pain that caused their feet to stumble and their bodies to lose balance.
The Muscular Buddha came to Johnny, and his right fist came down from the top like a thunderbolt. He first hit Johnny's head, then pressed it to the floor and beat it to pieces.
Bang!
Blood and brain matter spattered, and an eyeball rolled out like a billiard ball.
Xia Hongyao's grasp of the fighter plane was quite good. When the black man on the left lost his balance, the short-edged dagger in her hand was like a meteor flying across the midsummer night sky, slicing across his neck.
Zhi!
As if the sound of a tire deflating was heard, a line of red blood more than a foot long spurted out from the knife edge on the black man's neck, followed by a cloud of blood mist.
The smell is pungent.
Two people died in one encounter. The remaining red-nosed white man panicked and was hesitating whether to surrender when he hit his head with a pipe wrench.
Bang!
Red Nose's vision went dark, and he immediately felt dizzy.
Bang bang bang!
Lin Baici violently struck three times in a row. He was about to activate the meat-crushing strike, but he gave up after he saw Taimei moving very fast from the corner of his eye and carrying an afterimage around the red nose.
Reserve your divine power to fight against A-Zhai.
"I...ah..."
Red Nose wanted to surrender, but there was a sharp pain in his lower back, which made him scream instinctively. However, the situation was urgent and he had to beg for mercy quickly, otherwise he would die.
"Throw...ah..."
Red Nose still didn't shout out. The little girl who came around to his side held a sharp butterfly knife and pointed at its two sides. The waist was stabbed seven or eight times.
The slender blade penetrated the flesh, and when it was pulled out, not much blood spattered out.
“Brother Lin, am I good at my craft?”
Li Yintong raised his eyebrows at Lin Baici.
Lin Baici just looked at it and felt sorry for the red nose. Even if he survived in the end, his waist would be broken.
“It’s none of my business!”
Akunye quickly raised his hands to show that he was not hostile, because the scene in front of him was too violent and frightened him greatly, and his throat All broken.
You killed three Johnnys in one encounter. Do you want to be so cruel?
Just scary.
Akunye originally planned to not help each other, but to sit on the sidelines and see if there was any chance of benefiting from the situation, but Lin Baici and his team showed extremely strong firepower.
It was impossible for Johnny to win. Akunye wanted to add insult to injury and betray Lin Baici, but Johnny and the others died too quickly.
Now Akunye didn’t dare to move, because he ran over and was mistaken for helping Johnny. What should I do?
Lin Baici looked over.
"Uh, Lin Shen, I'm not familiar with them!"
Akunye quickly squeezed out a smile to express his affinity, but he was too dark, his facial features were not straight, and he looked ugly.
“I’m not familiar with you either!”
Lin Baici responded, his tone as cold as the cold current blowing from Siberia.
Akunye was so frightened that he almost urinated and knelt down to Lin Baici on the spot.
"Get out!"
Lin Baici waved his hand as if to shoo away flies.
“Thank you Lin Shen!”
Akunye and his teammates hurriedly left as if they had received an amnesty. When they passed by Huang Huangxiang and Li Yintong, the two of them lowered their heads, He shrunk his neck like a rat crossing the street.
Lin Baici checked the LCD TV and put it and the taiko drum into the black altar bowl.
"Lin Shen, how big is the internal space of your basin?"
Duo Lishan was envious when she saw that Lin Baici had put such a big TV into it.
"What kind of basin? Do you have any culture?"
Taimei was unhappy: "This is called a bowl!"
Of course Lin Baici wouldn't say it. He left the room and went Recycled oven, he thinks that thing is better than this TV.
"Captain, what should we do now?"
Basong sniffed. So far, they are the only two dead people in the team. They originally planned to enter the Statue of Liberty, but it didn't work out.
Akunye gritted his teeth: "Follow me, look for opportunities to show off, and ask to join the group!"
Although it is embarrassing to do this, you can survive.
Otherwise, it depends on the two of them,
Dead!
And judging from Lin Baici's behavior, he was not a bloodthirsty and cruel person.
“Our Siamese ancestors were vassal states of Kyushu anyway, so there is no shame in following them now!”
Akunye comforted himself and chased after him.
I dare not enter the house. I can only stand outside the door and act like a follower.
Through the cracks in the crowd, Akunye saw Lin Baici put an oven into a rice bowl used by a monk.
"Is this also a sacred object?"
Zheng Zhonggen was curious: "What kind of pollution will be radiated?"
"Well, those two are examples!"
< br>Jin Zhenzhu nuzzled towards Huang Huangxiang and Dayangma.
"Xiba!"
The two people had a lot of blisters on their skin. Zheng Zhonggen was reasoning about how they got there before, but now he understands.
“They didn’t listen to Lin Shen, so that’s what happened!”
Jin Zhenzhu ridiculed.
Huang Huangxiang was very embarrassed, and when he was about to change the topic with a haha, he suddenly thought of something.
"Lin Shen, do you have any medicine to treat burns and anti-inflammatory?"
Huang Huangxiang looked pitifully at the alms bowl in Lin Baici's hand.
"Yunnan Baiyao doesn't treat burns, right?"
Lin Baici took out a box of aspirin and handed it to Huang Jinxiang.
He thought that the supplies he had prepared were sufficient, but now it seems that they are still not enough. After all, the rules contaminate in all kinds of ways and can cause all kinds of unexpected injuries.
"Thank you Lin Shen!"
Huang Huangxiang quickly ate two slices, and Dayangma also came over to ask for it.
"Captain, why can he use gods to block things?"
Ba Song was shocked: "It can't be because he is handsome, right?"
Pa!
Akunye slapped Basong on the forehead: "What kind of brain? If I knew, wouldn't I have used it earlier?"
Akunye suddenly felt that Johnny and the others died unjustly.
You provoked someone, but you didn’t even know their strength. If they don’t die, who will die?
Hey!
It seems that Jesus is really dead, which also means that the Statue of Liberty, which was formed when the meteor fell and brought the first ruins of the gods, has been officially eliminated.
It’s a little sad to think about it!
Once upon a time, this was an elite team that many god hunters were eager to join!
“Captain, will we be used as cannon fodder?”
Basong was worried.
“Definitely!”
Akunye smiled sinisterly: "But we can find a way to have a good relationship with Lin Shen!"
Ten minutes have passed!
After Lin Baici even recovered the carcass of the goldfish that wanted to eat meat, he let out a sigh of relief, "I'm going to take a bath, you guys rest!"
Since he has decided to hug Thighs, then that’s shameless!
Akunye finally found an opportunity at this moment, and he suddenly yelled at the TV in the room.
"Fuck you!"
Although the pronunciation is not standard, it is indeed a four-character national curse.
Everyone looked over.
Akunye stared at the TV, used both arms to push away the crowd, then rushed in, punched the TV screen twice, and then knocked it over to the ground.
"What grade is it? The same TV as my leader?"
Akunye cursed.
Poof!
Gu Qingqiu and Jin Yingzhen smiled. Because of their background, they had seen too many people who wanted to please them.
There are people who are more deliberate, more embarrassing, and more flattering than this man.
Yi Jisheng frowned.
"What's wrong with you?"
Mom, I was confessing to my girlfriend for the 368th time, but he was so surprised that I bit my tongue.
"Goddess Lin, I will stand guard for you!"
Akunye kept his posture very low.
“Who are you?”
Huang Jinxiang scolded: "Go away!"
Akunye smiled coquettishly and went out.
He also knew that since he had just joined the team, Lin Baici did not trust him and would definitely not let him guard the door. This was to show his attitude.
"Jinsu, Jesus is really dead?"
Kwon Sang-in looked solemn.
"Well, he's dead! It's so obvious!"
Jin Zhenzhu nodded: "God Lin killed him!" (End of this chapter)