Chapter 371 This is my confidante, the lover of my dreams, I have to pay more!
“My sisters will die if I don’t go!”
Lin Baici shook off the female white-collar worker’s hand. He walked into the kitchen, found a thermos cup, and poured the remaining coffee into it. Got in.
Give this to the fat house monster later to increase his favorability.
“You are really going to die!”
The woman with her head wrapped stood at the entrance of the kitchen, shouting at Lin Baici.
“If you like me, let me do what I like!”
Lin Bai resigned and when he passed by the woman with her head wrapped, he lowered his head and kissed her on the lips. He took out another mobile phone and gave it to her: "This is for you!"
"It's a pity that this thing can't be used in the apartment, otherwise you can use it to call me!"
Lin Bai He walked to the entrance, put on his hiking boots, opened the door and left.
Sending gifts can make the girl with the headband happy, and Lin Baici hopes to make her change her mind.
It seems that I will prepare some high-end gifts in the future, such as brand-name bags, jewelry, cosmetics, etc., just in case of emergencies.
The female white-collar worker looked at the delicate box in her hand. Instead of opening it, she walked into the bathroom and stared at the makeup mirror in a daze.
About more than a minute later, the female white-collar worker raised her hands and took off the bandage on her head.
“If you saw me like I am now, you wouldn’t leave, right?”
The female white-collar worker murmured, touched her cheek, then lowered her head, washed her face, and then wrapped the bandage around her head again.
“I won’t let my man die!”
The female white-collar worker returned to the living room and found the stockings from the sofa. She saw that there were several holes in them and she could no longer wear them. , so I found a new pair from the closet, and then I felt that my business clothes were also dirty, so I simply changed them.
When the woman with the headband got dressed again, a refined and fashionable urban white-collar woman appeared. She slung her handbag on her shoulder, put on high heels, and went out to find Lin Baici.
……
In order to save time, Lin Baici trotted away. When he rushed to the 15th floor, he heard Huang Huangxiang's complaint.
“When will we find this?”
Brother Daxiang is almost desperate. So far, only Gu Qingqiu has found a figure.
The efficiency is too low.
“Stop talking nonsense and go find it quickly!”
After Li Yintong finished speaking, his ears moved and he heard footsteps. He immediately shouted to remind: "Everyone, be careful, something is coming!"
Then Taimei saw Lin Baici running away from the stairs. Come in.
"Brother Lin?"
Taimei didn't expect Lin Baici to come back so quickly. She looked surprised and ran over excitedly: "Brother Lin is back!"
Tai Mei was wearing flip-flops and ran quite fast. When she was more than three meters away, she jumped onto Lin Baici and clamped her two big white legs on his waist. .
"Brother Lin, did you kill that head-wrapped female monster so quickly?"
Taimei held Lin Baici's head, looked left and right, and was shocked: "I held it in my mouth, and there was no injury. Brother Lin, how did you do it? "
That female monster looked very strong. According to Li Yintong's estimation, even if Lin Baici could win, she would still be covered in bruises.
Wow!
There were hurried footsteps, and everyone who was searching the room ran out when they heard Taimei's shout.
"Xiao Bai!"
Hua Yueyu immediately ran over.
“Xi Ba, Lin Shen is so strong!”
Zheng Zhonggen was completely convinced.
Everyone quickly gathered around. Only Che Zhengshuo put one hand in his pocket and walked slowly.
"Come down!"
Lin Baici patted Li Yintong's lower back and asked her to come down.
Tai Mei pretended not to hear, still hanging on Lin Baici like a koala, and clamping her legs tighter.
Lin Baici grabbed her thigh and twisted it hard.
“Oops!”
As if she had been stung by a scorpion, Taimei jumped down quickly, rubbing her thighs and complaining sadly: "Brother Lin, you are so screwed!"
"Bai Ci, how can you solve it? "The one who dropped that monster?"
Gu Qingqiu was curious.
“It’s not in sleeping clothes, right?”
After Zheng Zhonggen finished speaking, Quan Xiangren slapped him on the forehead.
"What are you talking about?"
Quan Xiangren glared at Zheng Zhonggen. Lin Baici was not the kind of person who liked to joke, and such words might make him angry.
“I let her drink coffee and treat me as a friend!”
Lin Baici said perfunctorily and changed the subject: “How many figures have you found?”
"One!"
Xia Hongyao took out a beautiful girl figurine from her pocket and gave it to Lin Baici.
The upper body of the figure is tied with a red string.
“Lin Shen, there is definitely not enough time!”
Huang Jinxiang was sweating profusely.
"You continue to look for figures, Hongyao, you and I go upstairs!"
Everyone looked overjoyed when they heard this.
“Lin Shen, have you thought of a way to kill that fat geek?”
Che Zhengshuo was curious.
“Is two people too few?”
Jin Yingzhen was worried.
"I'll go too!"
Gu Qingqiu didn't want to miss such a big show.
“There is a plan, I don’t know if it will work, I’ll give it a try first!”
Lin Baici looked at Yijisheng: “Can you lend me that silicone doll of yours? One use?”
“What are you going to do with my girlfriend?”
Yi Jisheng's eyes are alert.
“I’ll give it back to you after I kill the fat house monster!”
Lin Baici didn’t say that he would give it to the fat house monster, otherwise he would treat the silicone doll as his girlfriend’s otome , nine times out of ten I disagree.
“You’re not going to give my girlfriend to him, are you?”
Although Yijisheng is a human model, physically speaking, it is brainless, but it is not easy to deceive.
"..."
Lin Baici was not good at lying, especially to friends, so he remained silent.
“You lend it to Bai Ci first, and when we return to Haijing, I will buy you a hundred of the most beautiful silicone dolls!”
Gu Qingqiu promised: “They are all the most beautiful ones. The expensive kind!”
With Gu Qingqiu’s financial resources, he can afford it.
Yi Jisheng's face was always stiff. After hearing these words, he raised his brows, clearly showing a sign of movement.
"Can you please give me a nice word?"
Li Yintong urged.
“This is my confidante, the lover of my dreams!” Yi Jisheng sniffed and looked at the silicone doll in his arms: “I have to pay more!”
“ How about I arrange for the factory to customize a girlfriend for you according to your ideas?”
Jin Yingzhen made a bid.
Yi Jisheng nodded, walked up to Lin Baici, and handed him the silicone doll.
Lin Baici reached out to take it, but Yijisheng suddenly took it back, hugged it hard, lowered his head, and kissed the silicone doll hard on the mouth.
Zi!
The sound came out.
"I'm going to punch you in the gut, this is too stupid!"
Li Yintong was dumbfounded.
“It’s a real deal!”
Zheng Zhonggen leaned into Quan Xiangren’s ear and whispered, “He’s a pervert!”
Gu Qingqiu and Jin Yingzhen looked away, Really blind.
"Haha!"
Xia Hongyao was happy. She knew the details of myotomy, so she found this mannequin quite interesting.
"Take it!"
Yijisheng handed his girlfriend to Lin Baici: "Tell that fat geek not to be too rough when you are in love with her!"< br>
“Hmm!”
Lin Baici took the doll and called Xia Hongyao: "Let's go!"
The two went upstairs.
“Be careful!”
Hua Yueyu’s face was full of worry.
“Lin Shen is really great!”
Jin Zhenzhu was filled with emotions. The barcode time on Lin Baici's face had been erased. He didn't have to go through this muddy water at all, but he still went.
"Miss Jin, you must cherish Lin Shen!"
Quan Sang-in persuaded him with kind words. If you miss this kind of responsible man, you will never meet him again in the future. .
"Blessings from all Bodhisattvas, I hope everything goes well!"
Huang Huangxiang clasped his hands together and kept praying.
"Stop standing there stupidly, hurry up and find the figure!"
Gu Qingqiu urged.
……
On the 17th floor, Lin Baici stopped.
“Are you really not hurt?”
Deep down, Xia Hongyao was still worried about Lin Baici, but she didn't show it as easily as Hua Yueyu and Jin Yingzhen.
She felt that Lin Baici wanted to save face. In front of so many people, even if he was injured, he would hold on and was embarrassed to say it.
“No.”
After Lin Baici finished speaking, he took off all his clothes, leaving only a pair of underwear, and then took out a table and some paper and pens.
“What plan?”
Xia Hongyao poked Lin Baici's back: "Your body fat percentage is not low, and your back line is very beautiful. It would be a pity not to use cupping!"
"Don't make trouble!"
Lin Baici was speechless, and Xia Hongyao was sometimes out of tune, but his carefree attitude with a high ponytail was very helpful in purifying the rule pollution.
"Yeah!"
Xia Hongyao nodded quickly and looked at Lin Baici with confusion: "Why did you get a table out?"
"Draw comics!"
Lin Baici sat on a chair, quickly spread out a piece of A4 white paper, took a pencil, and wrote the words 'Brave New World' on the paper, and then After going through the plot in my mind, I activated Divine Grace.
Soul sketch.
Swish, swish, swish!
On the A4 paper, Lin Baici quickly drew a character, and the story began.
"No, you are..."
Xia Hongyao was dumbfounded. Of course she could see that Lin Baici was creating comics, but the question was at this point in time, could drawing comics kill the fat house monster?
But the painting is so beautiful.
Let Lin Baici paint a portrait of himself another day!
“I’m going to attract that fat nerd with comics, and then you hide in the dark, turn on the oven, and bake that guy!”
Lin Baici explained his plan.
You definitely can’t beat him head-on, you can only use tactics!
"..."
Xia Hongyao felt that Lin Baici was a bit whimsical. Looking at the miserable situation of Huang Huangxiang and Dayang Ma being roasted, Gao Mawei thought that the fat geek was an idiot. I also run downstairs when I feel hot.
“I understand what you mean, that’s why I want to keep it with comics!”
Lin Baici wrote quickly. Because he had read this comic, he was deeply impressed, and coupled with the soul sketch, he produced a smooth and flowing work.
In just five minutes, the first episode was completed.
“So fast?”
Xia Hongyao was shocked. Although she didn’t know much about painting, she thought on her knees that it couldn’t be so fast. Moreover, the quality of Lin Baici’s work seemed It goes up quite high.
“I used divine grace, and I didn’t have to think about storyboards and plots, I just copied them and it was done!”
Lin Baici explained.
The divine grace of soul sketching allows Lin Baici to quickly draw anything he sees, achieving a state of both form and spirit.
It can be said that as long as Lin Baici has seen the real painting of "Mona Lisa", then what he painted will be exactly the same as Leonardo da Vinci's. Even if he came here, he would not be able to tell the difference.
“I heard that Naruto is quite popular!”
Xia Hongyao picked up the twelve original paintings. She still felt that Lin Baici’s plan was unreliable, you cartoon How good should it be to make the fat house monster endure the high temperature and not leave?
"Stop looking!"
Lin Baici snatched the original painting back.
“I’m not a little girl anymore!”
Xia Hongyao rolled her eyes. She was standing next to Lin Baici, so she had seen it earlier. The scale of these comics was relatively large, and the content was Very exciting.
"Naruto is a shounen manga. What do you think of that fat, weird boy?"
Lin Baici moved very quickly: "This story called Brave New World is about a temporary worker named Li Haocheng. He has a low status in the company and is looked down upon. One day, a female employee discovers a secret camera device in the bathroom. , and then accused Brother Hao of doing it!”
“Brother Hao was about to be fired by his beautiful boss, but he accidentally saw his beautiful boss killing someone with his car, and instead of calling the police, he fled with his body.”
"Brother Hao filmed this process with his mobile phone, and used it as a handle to threaten his beautiful boss, get a promotion and a salary increase, and start to dominate the company!"
Xia Hongyao smacked his lips: " Why do I feel that the plot is so cliche? It’s not as good as those idol dramas!”
“This plot is enough, and who asked you to read the plot?”
What is attractive is actually the various female characters, especially Team Leader Jin Meiting.
Lin Baici didn’t believe that fat house monster could handle it.
Of course, even if the fat house monster can handle it, Lin Baici still has a backup plan.
“Stop being stunned, put honey on me!”
Time was running out, Lin Baici could only leave this matter to Xia Hongyao.
"Oh!"
Xia Hongyao picked up the honey jar, opened it, grabbed a handful, slapped it on Lin Baici's back.
She felt that Lin Baici took it for granted and would definitely fail, but it didn’t matter, let’s fight together even if we lose!
The high ponytail grabbed the honey and rubbed it on Lin Baici's back: "Let's work out together some other time!"
Lin Baici painted for more than half an hour and wrote ten chapters. Come out, stop and call it a day.
This amount can guarantee that the fat house monster will fall into the trap.
“Hongyao, turn around first!”
Lin Baici wanted to apply honey to the areas of her high ponytail that were not covered with honey.
"We are brothers, and you still want to see me outside?"
Xia Hongyao curled her lips and prepared to continue applying honey.
"Don't! Don't!"
Lin Baici quickly stopped him, spread the honey three times, put on a pair of gloves, pressed the original drawing, and went upstairs.
The corridor on the top floor is covered with red meat, which is uneven and squirming slowly, just like an intestine. On the ceiling, there are strips of meat like large intestines hanging down. Looking at Just disgusting.
As long as the oven is turned on, no matter the distance, the entire corridor will be contaminated and enter the baking state, so Lin Baici placed it near the stairway.
It's a pity that the meat cannot be cut, otherwise it will be buried underneath and not easily found.
"Go downstairs, find the nearest room, and plug in the power!"
Lin Baici gave Xia Hongyao a wire with a socket: "I will go in later and when I cough hard, explain The fat house monster is addicted, please plug in the oven and turn it on!”
“OK!”
Xia Hongyao went downstairs carrying the wire.
Five minutes later, everything is ready.
"I'm going!"
Lin Baici took a deep breath.
“Come on!”
Xia Hongyao clenched his fist and touched Lin Baici’s shoulder: “Shout if you are in danger, I will always stay here!”
Captain Xia, never abandon your teammates! (End of chapter)