Chapter 377 Don’t be a scumbag Lin Baici
[For most god hunters, this divine favor is very useless because it requires extremely strong painters, but you have soul sketching! 】
【As for female celebrities, you can experiment on your own. 】
God did not give a detailed comment.
Lin Baici frowned slightly. This divine grace sounded very powerful, like the legendary alchemy that could create items out of thin air, but it was actually quite limited.
If I didn't happen to have a soul sketch, this divine favor would be useless.
Go back and experiment again?
Can’t wait!
Lin Baici took out a diary and a 2B pencil from the black alms bowl, activated Soul Sketch, imagined the appearance of the affair pipe wrench in his mind, and began to sketch in the diary.
Whoosh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Lin Baici moved his pen like flying, dividing three by five and dividing by two, and a pipe wrench appeared on the page, which was lifelike. He also used some painting techniques, so the pipe wrench looked 3D to the naked eye.
Lin Baici held the pencil in his mouth, put the diary on the washstand, and then a layer of pale golden light lit up on his right hand, and he patted it hard.
Reverse the second dimension!
Pop!
The light on Lin Baici's right hand immediately penetrated into the white paper, and then he raised his hand.
Zip! Zip!
A thin light golden arc flashed between Lin Baici's palm and the white paper, and then the picture of the pipe wrench appeared from the paper as if attracted by some kind of magnetic force.
Pop!
Lin Baici caught it with an embarrassed look on his face.
Because the diary is 18K and too small to draw the normal-sized affair pipe wrench, he reduced the size. Unexpectedly, after drawing it, it would also be a small size.
Lin Baici didn't need to inject divine power to activate it. He also knew that this thing was just a fake and not a taboo object at all.
“I was careless!”
Lin Baici felt uncomfortable, imagining all the details of the tortoise shell and drawing it on the page. The distortion of every line was perfect.
After confirming that there was no problem, Lin Baici slapped it.
Reverse the second dimension.
Snap!
A few seconds later, a God-Questing Turtle appeared.
Lin Baici caught it.
“Can you successfully pass the next third station?”
Lin Baici muttered and threw the turtle shell upwards.
Bangta!
The tortoise shell fell to the ground without any reaction. It was obviously an ordinary item.
【It’s a waste of effort, because the sacred objects are the product of pollution from the sacred bones, they cannot be reversed and recreated! 】
[The more complex and huge the item is, the more divine power is consumed when it is reversed and re-engraved. If you don’t want to die suddenly, stop this risky behavior! 】
God’s comments.
"..."
Lin Baici's whole body went numb.
Then what is the use of this divine grace?
Go and set up a car repair stall on the street to give people keys?
All Lin Baici could think of was that if he broke something he loved in the future, he could make an identical one by reversing it.
If you see something you like online, you don’t need to buy it, you can just use this divine grace to make one.
Can save a lot of money!
But the problem is that Lin Baici is not short of money now. He can’t afford limited edition shoes, watches, sports cars, whatever!
If I were more shameless, I could go to foreign museums, trade antiques, and bring all the originals to my home.
Think about the fact that Leonardo da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa” is hung on the wall of your living room, as is the “Venus with Broken Arms” and the “Statue of Victory”. How amazing is this? Really cool?
You must know that these three antiques are called the three treasures of the Louvre, and they are the existence of the "town hall".
[God hunters don’t care about worldly things. If your home is filled with God’s taboo things, you will be considered powerful and rich in the world! 】
The God's tone was preaching.
Lin Baici has been a hunter of gods for too long and has not yet broken away from the secular value system. Just like most people like money and think it is a good thing, but for the small group of people at the top of the food chain Generally speaking, money is a tool used by people to harvest the wealth of ordinary people.
[For the divine hunters, the most important thing is power, which can be summarized as divine objects, divine grace, meteor stones, and divine bones! 】
"You're right!"
Lin Baici curled his lips. He was not interested in being a 'repairman', so he could ignore this divine favor, but the second one was quite powerful.
【Muscle burning! 】
【You can quickly repair injuries by burning fat! 】
【As long as there is enough fat, even if you are seriously injured and near death, you can recover in a short time and have full health in place! 】
【cancer? What is that? Losing some fat will cure it! 】
Lin Baici smiled, so happy that the corners of his mouth almost split to the base of his ears.
This is the ultimate divine grace, even compared to the Hand of the Great Impression, the Floating Night Rain, and the Wild Buddha Blows the Lamp!
No, one level higher!
This means that Lin Baici’s survival rate will be greatly improved when he explores Shenxu in the future. As long as he is given time to eat and gain muscle, he will be able to fight again with full health.
And cancer can be cured, so isn’t having a headache and a cold a trivial matter?
If you have a cold or a fever in the future, burn some fat,
and it will be cured!
You even save on taking medicine!
“This can also save a lot of money!”
Nowadays, it costs at least dozens of yuan to go to a small clinic to get a cold treatment, medicine and injections. Although Lin Baici is not short of money, mosquitoes are still meat no matter how small they are.
The most important thing is that you never have to go to the doctor again!
Blithe!
【Colds and fevers can be cured, but headaches cannot be cured! 】
【Mental illness cannot be cured! 】
In short, there is no way to solve mental trauma and muscle burning, it only affects physical injuries.
“Haha!”
Lin Baici smiled, it doesn’t matter.
It’s just a headache,
I can bear it!
[After using muscle burning, your appetite will increase greatly in the next period of time, and you will have the urge to overeat. You will still be hungry after seven meals a day, and fat will accumulate very quickly! 】
【To put it bluntly, it is very easy to get fat, the kind of fat that becomes a ball, and there will be symptoms such as high blood pressure and diabetes. 】
“Bang!”
Lin Baici pouted.
That’s it?
Have you forgotten that I have a "Wine Pool and Meat Forest"?
The divine grace of burning muscles is very powerful, but the side effects are not small. If it were replaced by another divine hunter, he would definitely not dare to use it indiscriminately.
Ke Lin Baici is fine.
Because of the 'ghost god', he has had a special physique since he was a child. Even if he doesn't exercise, he is still physically strong, with natural eight-pack abs and a perfect body shape.
Later, Lin Baici got the wine pool and meat forest, so he didn’t pay much attention to his diet.
This divine grace makes overeating and overeating equal to physical exercise. Even if you play all night long or play poker with hundreds of women at the same time, you will not feel tired.
The better the delicacies you eat and the richer the wine you drink, the stronger the effect of this divine grace.
Lin Baici smacked his lips, he finally discovered it.
Some divine graces have great disadvantages when used individually, but once they are combined and the divine grace that makes up for their shortcomings is found, they are simply invincible.
Like muscle burning!
Therefore, we should seize every opportunity to devour divine grace!
Set a small goal first and do it a hundred times!
In the bathroom, warm water pours from the shower head, letting the heat steam.
Lin Baici reached out and wiped the mirror.
Due to the high-intensity purification rule pollution, he was a little tired and had dark circles under his eyes, but because he had just eaten a piece of divine bones, he felt very comfortable.
It was like finally having a big meal after being hungry for days.
"Xiaobai, are you finished washing?"
The voice of the female white-collar worker sounded outside.
Lin Baici has been delayed for a long time.
“Wait five more minutes!”
Lin Baici replied and quickly rinsed his body.
After washing, he took out the Lover lipstick and smeared it on his mouth. Then he came out, looked around, and then entered the kitchen.
“I’m hungry, but what I want to eat is not a big meal!”
Lin Baici hugged the female white-collar worker from behind: “Can you take a shower first?”
“Are you in such a hurry?”
The female white-collar worker smiled brightly and did not refuse. She also wanted to have a sweet time together quickly, so she took a bathrobe and went to wash it off.
Lin Baici took advantage of this time to make a pot of coffee.
When the female white-collar worker came out from the shower, Lin Baici, who was sitting on the sofa, patted the sofa next to him: "Come over and watch TV!"
On the TV, "Love Letter" was still playing. .
When the female white-collar worker sat down, Lin Baici picked up the coffee and handed it over.
The female white-collar worker took it and took a sip with her red lips. Unfortunately, her head was wrapped in a bandage, otherwise she could see a sweet smile.
“Can you tell me the plot?”
Lin Baici’s voice was gentle.
He wore an extramarital pipe wrench on his lower back, and applied Lover's lipstick on his lips. He made the female white-collar worker drink White Lover's coffee. This three-pronged approach made the female white-collar worker who already had a good impression of Lin Baici become even more interested. Confused and obsessed.
“Hmm!”
The female white-collar worker spoke softly and leaned on Lin Baici's shoulder, as well-behaved as a domestic cat.
Lin Baiqi asked the female white-collar worker to talk about this in order to delay time and wait for the effect of the sacred object to be maximized, so that the plan can proceed smoothly.
As time passed, the atmosphere in the living room gradually became romantic and warm.
The woman with the headband talked about the male and female protagonists meeting to die together, and suddenly asked Lin Baici: "Do you love me?"
"Love!"
At this time, there must be no hesitation.
"I hate that bear-sized woman, can you go and twist off her head and give it to me?"
The woman with the headband is a monster, and she will also be jealous.
She was jealous of Xia Hongyao’s figure.
“They have left, where can I find her?”
What Lin Baici answered was not a question.
“Can’t we just find a dog?”
The female white-collar worker stood up and didn’t bother to change clothes because it would waste time. She walked quickly to the entrance: “Let’s go. Go hunt them!”
"Before the flowers and under the moon, it's a beautiful time, why do you do such a disappointing thing?"
Lin Baici caught up with the female white-collar worker, picked her up and walked to the bedroom: "You just said you wanted to reward me. Yes, you won’t regret it, right?”
"I want that woman's head!"
The female white-collar worker has a strong desire for exclusivity. She was previously afraid that Lin Baici would hate her, otherwise she would kill all those girls.
Lin Baici had no choice but to take the initiative in order to get the female white-collar worker to give up the idea.
The battleship sets sail and the heavy artillery is loaded!
Fire!
The female white-collar worker who had been alone for nearly ten years immediately fell into Lin Baici's arms.
Ten minutes later, Lin Baici felt almost ready, so he leaned into the ear of the female white-collar worker and made a small request.
“Yeah!”
The female white-collar worker nodded.
Lin Bai resigned to the sofa in the living room and took back the girl's handbag.
The female white-collar worker opened it, took out the dog leash she had used before, swung it around in her hands a few times, and then took the initiative to wear it around her neck.
"How is it?"
The female white-collar worker handed the dog leash to Lin Baici: "Woof woof!"
"Be good!"
Lin Bai Ci touched the head of the female white-collar worker, then went to the wine cabinet and brought back a bottle of brandy and two glasses: "Come, drink some wine, add some atmosphere!"
"I'll pour it!"
The female white-collar worker knelt on the bed and took the initiative to pour the wine.
Lin Baici wanted to make the white-collar woman drunk by playing games, but he had never been to a bar and was completely unfamiliar with these games. Fortunately, the female white-collar drinker was average. After two drinks, she became drunk and hazy. .
“You can’t drink enough, you need to practice!”
Lin Baici continued to drink, but the female white-collar worker stopped drinking and pounced on him.
The battle continues!
After being drunk, I don’t know that the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams overwhelming the stars!
Lin Baici sighed in his heart. It seemed that violence could only be used. He pulled the head-wrapped woman's hands behind her waist, and then tied them with a dog chain.
The female white-collar worker twisted her body and buried her whole face in the sheets.
Lin Baici pressed her head with a pillow, and then activated Divine Grace!
Lightning flash!
Lin Baici punched out with both fists. The force was not heavy, but the speed was extremely fast, hitting the female white-collar worker like raindrops.
Drunken Immortal Fist in Wine!
For ordinary people, as long as they receive three punches, they will be as drunk as drinking several kilograms of high-strength liquor. Lin Baici was worried that the girl with the headband was too resistant, so she punched her three times in one breath. More than ten punches.
When he stopped, the female white-collar worker didn't respond at all. She was completely drunk, like a dead fish, crawling on the bed and sleeping soundly.
【Thank you for the gift of nature! 】
【Let’s start eating! 】
Lin Baici looked at the female white-collar worker. Now was a great opportunity to kill her. Not only could he get the divine bones in her body, but he could also loot a wave of forbidden divine objects.
【Why hesitate? This world believes in the law of the jungle, and only the weak care about feelings! 】
【Eat her! 】
Lin Baici got out of bed and got dressed.
【You are at the top of the food chain. To you, it is no different from a piece of bread. 】
【Which human being do you think would feel guilty about a piece of bread? 】
"I've already got the ticket. I can just take the high-speed train before she wakes up. Why do I have to kill her?"
Lin Baici knew that he had let the girl with the headband go, maybe The woman was kind enough, but using someone else's love to plot against her made him feel uncomfortable.
Gan!
What kind of humanity and fairness should I talk to a monster?
Lin Baici left and when he walked to the entrance, he saw a pair of high heels with red soles and black sides on the shoe rack.
[Red-soled high heels, as long as they tap the ground with the heel, the person wearing them can teleport at will within a hundred meters! 】
【Women’s feet are not for walking! 】
[If you wear black stockings, the teleportation distance will be +50 meters. 】
This is definitely a top-notch sacred object.
Lin Baici struggled for a few minutes and decided to take it away.
No way,
the value is too great.
Lin Baici put away her high heels, suddenly turned around and walked towards the bedroom.
I don’t stop doing anything, I even have high heels, and I don’t need that handbag either.
After all, space sacred objects are too precious.
Lin Baici walked to the bedside, picked up the handbag, opened it, and threw it on the bed.
Wow! Wow!
Dozens of items fell.
[Chanel black lambskin handbag, handmade, will never be stained. With it, your charm value will be +1, making men like you more and women jealous of you. 】
【Every woman should have a portable cloakroom. 】
【It’s normal to change twelve sets of clothes a day, right? 】
【After putting this handbag on my back, I want to buy it every day! 】
Nagami reviews.
"How big is this cloakroom?"
Lin Baici was curious, but God did not give a clear answer.
【Swan lipstick, put it on, and you will be the most beautiful and noble girl in the company, at the dance, or in the bar! 】
【Flowers bloom only for you, moonlight shines only for you! 】
[Yoga pants, a woman should always pay attention to maintaining a strong body shape. Wearing them, no matter how lazy you are, you will be forced to arouse and perform yoga for an hour every day! 】
【Catman Underwear, want to be the sexiest woman tonight? 】
【Put it on! 】
【No man can block your charm! 】
【Mermaid liquid foundation, a liquid foundation extracted from whale fat, can remove all wrinkles, scars, and acne! 】
Nagami didn't even take a breath and reviewed for ten minutes.
In the handbag of the woman with the headband, there are as many as twelve sacred objects, but most of them are related to clothing and cosmetics.
If this was given as a gift, it would definitely be the best gift that would make a woman's heart burst with joy and make her want to kneel down and sacrifice herself on the spot. However, Lin Baici did not move.
He only took away the high heels and handbag.
Bang!
Lin Baici closed the door and left quickly.
“Hey, what kind of relationship am I talking about with a monster?”
Lin Baici felt that something was wrong with his current mental state, and he didn’t know if he was affected by White Lover’s Coffee.
No matter what, run away first.
Lin Baici arrived at the building on the first floor and was about to open the security fence when he suddenly felt a chill running down his spine and turned back immediately.
The cutie in a white dress was crawling upside down under the ceiling, looking at him.
"It's so boring, big brother, why don't you come and play a game?"
The little cutie smiled.
“…”
Lin Baici really wanted to scold her.
Is this over yet?
No!
Don’t be impulsive!
Lin Baici tried his best to smile, and at the same time, he was thinking about ways to escape: "Okay, what are you going to play?"
"How about playing with human logs?"< br>
The little cutie suggested that he was worried that Lin Baici didn't understand, so he gestured with his hands: "Just take a person apart and then see who can put it back together first!"
Lin Baici smiled: "I'll eat it today. It’s too much. I want to exercise more. How about we play hide and seek?”
"The person who is caught must perform a show according to the winner's requirements!"
The little cutie thought for a while and nodded sharply: "Okay, okay!"
< br>"You are young, my brother let you, how about you hide it first?"
Lin Baici closed his eyes and covered them with his hands: "I'll count to a thousand, and then I'll start to catch you!"
The little cutie immediately became nervous and crawled away using his hands and feet.
I want to hide it so that big brother will never find it!
Lin Baici opened his fingers slightly and watched the little cutie climb up the stairs.
【You can run! 】
Lin Baici still wanted to wait, but when he heard what Nagami said, he immediately opened the door, stepped out of the way, and rushed into the forest.
Goodbye, monsters!
On the back of the ticket was a map, marking the route to the station. Lin Baici ran all the way, and there was not much time left before the train departed.
“Xiao Linzi!”
Xia Hongyao’s voice suddenly rang.
"Xiao Bai!"
"I'm holding it in my mouth, Brother Lin, you came out so soon?"
"Where is the female white-collar worker?"
Everyone ran over. , they thought they would have to wait for a long time, but they didn't expect it would only be more than an hour.
“Run!”
Lin Baici urged: "Let's talk about it after we get on the train!"
Is everyone satisfied with the handling of the female white-collar worker?
(End of this chapter)