Chapter 412 The Evil Taste of the Gods
Gu Qingqiu is usually very ladylike, but now he is forced to use foul language.
Mainly because it’s so disgusting!
When he thought that this pot of fried sauce was full of parasite eggs, Gu Qingqiu's whole body went numb and he suddenly got goosebumps.
Ugh! vomit!
Gu Qingqiu bent over and felt uncomfortable vomiting.
Xia Hongyao could bear it at first, but when she saw Alumni Gu in this state, she began to feel uncomfortable.
"What's wrong?"
Hua Yueyu looked at Gu Qingqiu's miserable condition, and then looked at the noodles on her chopsticks. She swallowed nervously, not daring to eat.
Xia Hongyao muttered softly.
Hua Yueyu didn't even finish listening. Halfway through, he started retching.
I hate your mother!
Hua Yueyu has the desire to kill people.
"Parasite? What kind?"
Che Zhengshuo looked at the almost empty bowl and smacked his lips: "Same as roundworms?"
Gu Qingqiu had vomited a few mouthfuls and felt much better. He was thinking about what to do next, but when he heard Che Zhengshuo compare with roundworms, he started to feel sick again.
Xia Hongyao looked at Lin Baici, she didn’t know either.
Lin Baici shrugged his shoulders and whispered: "In any case, you must bring that vegetable juice. Don't drink it now. It's useless. Drink it after the bugs hatch, otherwise you won't be able to drive away the bugs!"
Xia Hongyao originally wanted to ask how to eliminate worms, but after thinking about it, she decided not to bring up this topic.
“Woo woo woo, it’s over, my little public image is completely ruined!”
Hua Yueyu was about to cry but looked at the noodles in her hands: "What should I do now? Do you still want to eat?"
"Eat!"
Gu Qingqiu gritted his teeth and picked another chopstick of noodles. , stuffed it into his mouth: "Ugh, I've eaten everything anyway, vomit, it's not worthwhile to give up now!"
Alumni Gu was eating and retching at the same time. It can be said that he was quite embarrassed, but as a rational person Master, she didn't give up.
“Don’t suffer this, we are here!”
Lin Baici persuaded.
“Thank you, ugh!”
Gu Qingqiu didn’t stop.
Che Zhengshuo looked at Gu Qingqiu appreciatively, then looked at the bowl in his hand, and continued eating.
“Wait a minute, I’ll go back and explain a few words, and let’s set off together!”
After Lin Baici ordered the high ponytail, he returned to the dining car. Jin Yingzhen had suppressed nausea and finished the noodles in order to be with Lin Baici.
"No! No!"
Lin Baici could guess Gao Limei's motives. He was touched but also a little overwhelmed. This love was really too heavy.
"Boss Boss, we are leaving first. Remember to bring a few more bottles of this vegetable juice!"
Lin Baici picked a bottle of vegetable juice and placed it in front of Han Suying.
Although the landlady didn't know the reason, Lin Baici was so reliable that she was willing to believe him.
“Referee, we’ve finished eating!”
After Lin Baici and Jin Yingzhen checked it with the referee, they received a thumb-wide nameplate, pinned it on their left chests, and then set off.
On the other side, Xia Hongyao, Yi Jisheng, and Che Zhengshuo also followed.
The five people ran out of the stadium along the player tunnel and onto the road. Staff members in green vests could be seen holding small flags to guide them.
"Let's go, take first place!"
Xia Hongyao is full of confidence. She actually has two long legs, but they are covered because she wears sports pants all year round. Now she is running with a strong figure. Like a prairie antelope.
The ponytail on the back of her head jumped and jumped as she ran, full of vitality, youthfulness and wantonness, full of life.
......
Lin Yizhen was wearing tight-fitting yoga clothes, which highlighted her plump figure, and she wore competition clothes issued by the organizer.
She was very capable of attracting attention. Even though this was in the ruins of the gods, and the citizens on the roadside might be low-level humanoid monsters, she did not forget to show off her sexy figure.
I just want to be beautiful!
Lin Yizhen muttered, looking back and seeing no contestants,
Beautiful!
Lin Yizhen knew that the only fat white woman in Huangshi Tuan was left in front of her now. As long as she surpassed her, she would be number one.
"If I win the championship, Oppa will definitely reward me!"
Lin Yizhen was about to speed up, but her stomach suddenly started to hurt like a cramp.
Actually, I felt a little uncomfortable just now and wanted to fart, but I could bear it, but now it is getting more and more uncomfortable.
Ugh!
Lin Yizhen retched and felt like vomiting, which made her subconsciously slow down.
Asiba, what's going on?
Lin Yizhen has a divine gift called "Big Stomach". No matter what she eats, she can digest it. Even if it is spoiled food, she will not get food poisoning, so she is confused and does not understand. What went wrong?
Ugh!
The feeling of retching became worse and worse. Lin Yizhen couldn't bear it anymore and immediately ran to the side of the road. As soon as she bent down, she vomited out.
What’s even more troublesome is that she wants to go to the toilet.
The kind that makes you feel upset!
"Asiba, there must be something wrong with that fried noodles!"
Lin Yizhen finally came to her senses, her face was pale and she was rubbing her belly.
Originally she planned to vomit, feel comfortable, and continue running, but now it seemed that it was not possible, she immediately activated the Divine Grace Stomach.
Gulu! Gulu!
Lin Yizhen's stomach growled immediately, and her powerful stomach power began to work, digesting all the spoilage, including parasites.
One minute later.
Phew!
Lin Yizhen breathed a sigh of relief and felt more comfortable, and then she couldn't help laughing.
“If everyone has a bad stomach, then with my big stomach, won’t I definitely win the championship?”
Lin Yizhen laughed and quickened her pace. Ten minutes later, she saw the white aunt who was the first to finish the noodles and run away.
"Is this guy okay?"
Lin Yizhen was confused.
Aunt Susan knew someone was coming based on the shouts from the audience on the roadside. She looked back and saw that it was Lin Yizhen from Li Sangzheng's team who was as famous as Jin Xian.
We can’t let her catch up!
Aunt Susan sped up immediately.
Lin Yizhen gradually caught up with Aunt Susan.
Thirty meters!
Twenty meters!
Ten meters!
...
Lin Yizhen saw a long straight ahead of her, which was a full 500 meters, so she started to overtake.
Aunt Susan would never allow others to take the lead and started to speed up.
Soon, the two of them were running side by side, both running with all their strength, but Aunt Susan could not hold on for less than thirty meters when she suddenly farted loudly.
After that, the farts kept sounding like a flood.
Lin Yizhen frowned, feeling sick to death. She originally planned to save her strength, but now she sprinted at full speed.
Aunt Susan's expression changed, and she wanted to follow, but she couldn't. With a plop, some watery stool sprang out and flowed down her thick thighs.
She has diarrhea.
Aunt Susan chased for a few steps, stopped, and wanted to deal with it, but there was no tissue on hand, and she didn't see a public toilet.
fuck!
Keep running!
“Haha, God help me, even if I don’t win the championship!”
Lin Yizhen almost laughed out loud with joy. Others will definitely have diarrhea. This is a fucking marathon. ?
Definitely win! Definitely win!
But soon, she heard footsteps behind her. When she looked back, she found that the white aunt was still running.
"Xiba, are you so masochistic?"
Lin Yizhen was shocked.
But the other party is like this, so there is nothing to worry about.
......
There were many contestants who set off before Lin Baici. When they ran over, they saw the miserable condition of these people.
Some squatted on the side of the road, holding their heads with their hands to avoid being seen, and some simply ran away while vomiting.
These people are really working hard for a bonus of 100 million.
Jin Yingzhen looked pale.
She felt that if it became like this, it would be better to die.
“Xiao Linzi, you have made a meritorious service!”
Xia Hongyao took a deep breath.
Fuck!
The organizer is so stupid!
There are actually interview vehicles filming people with diarrhea. Doesn’t this make people die in society?
“Ouch!”
Che Zhengshuo retched and immediately asked Lin Baici worriedly: "Can I drink vegetable juice?"
"It should be OK!"
Anyway, everyone brought several bottles, so Don’t be afraid of waste, just drink when you need to.
After running for more than an hour, when passing by a park in the middle of the street, Lin Baici suddenly heard someone calling him.
"Forest God!"
Lin Baici turned around and saw Huang Jinxiang, squatting in a patch of green holly.
"Lin Shen, do you have any paper?"
Huang Huangxiang's face was full of embarrassment and embarrassment.
“Drink this!”
Lin Baici threw over a bottle of vegetable juice and a pack of paper towels, “Wipe it up and follow me quickly!”
"Are your stomachs okay?"
Huang Huangxiang thought it was a problem with the noodles, but now it seems to be a personal reason.
“You’ll be fine if you drink vegetable juice!”
Cha Zhengshuo explained.
He had a stomachache and wanted to vomit, but after drinking this, he felt better immediately
"Ah?"
Huang Huangxiang reached out to catch the drink and took a look: "How do you know?"
"It was Lin Shen who said it!"
Che Zhengshuo explained.
“……”
Huang Huangxiang was speechless. What trump cards did Lin Baici have?
You actually know this kind of thing?
I felt happy again after following him. I was really happy following Lin Baici.
“I am the No. 1 Lin Shen in Kyushu!”
Huang Huangxiang shouted, but he exerted too much force and started to jump again.
Lin Baici was about to leave when he heard someone calling him again.
“Hey, give me two bottles of drinks!”
Lin Baici turned around.
“Lin Shen, over there!”
Che Zhengshuo raised his finger and pointed in the direction.
Lin Baici and others looked over and found that it was Li Shangzheng whom Quan Xiangren had introduced before. Next to him, there was a Korean girl squatting.
Only their heads were exposed outside the flowers.
"I will give you two divine coins to buy you two bottles of drinks!"
Li Shangzheng spoke. After he glanced at Jin Yingzhen, he stared at Lin Baici and offered the price.
These people are god hunters, they cannot be bought with money, they can only be bought with god coins.
"Is this a master who is as famous as Jin Xian?"
Xia Hongyao was stunned: "It feels like the name is not worthy of the name!"
Gao Mawei did not ridicule Li Shangzheng, but this kind of evaluation made Li Shangzheng Her guard was broken: "I just had a bad stomach this morning, can't I?"
Like a prisoner caught by the police, Li Yoona squatted on the ground and held her head tightly.
Asiba!
The handsome guy from Kyushu saw me in my most embarrassed state!
Lee Yoona wants to die.
It’s not that she didn’t think about putting on her pants, but the diarrhea was so severe that it was very likely that she would get it in her pants.
“Squat down slowly!”
Lin Baici would not give vegetable juice to his competitors.
Everyone was about to move on, but Cha Zhengshuo suddenly suggested: "Should we take the opportunity to kill him?"
Whoops!
The atmosphere became solid.
Li Shangzheng, who originally wanted to curse, suddenly felt a chill in his heart. If there was a fight, he would not lose, but he would definitely lose face.
“Oppa, what should I do?”
Li Yuner was worried: "Why don't you run?"
"..."
Li Shangzheng was speechless. If you run away, you show weakness. It would be strange if the other party doesn't chase you.
At this time, the place must be held up.
Li Shang was about to say harsh words, but he heard the young man who was called Lin Shen by others.
"Let's go, I'm afraid I'll be dumped!"
Lin Baici is also super confident now. If he wants to kill Li Shangzheng, when can't he?
“That’s right!”
Che Zhengshuo shuddered when he thought about that scene.
Everyone was in a hurry, and Lin Baici didn’t wait for Huang Huangxiang.
Li Shang's face was livid, and he didn't know whether to be grateful or angry, but soon, his eyes were fixed on Che Zhengshuo's back.
Axiba,
You are a Korean traitor!
When I feel better, I will be the first to kill you!
Li Shangzhen was still worried about what to do when an interview car stopped.
"There are contestants here!"
With a shout, the car door opened, and the reporter and the cameraman carrying the camera got out.
“It’s decided, I’m going to kill all the monsters and god hunters in this battle, and I’m going to burn down the entire Gwangju City!”
Li Shangzheng took a deep breath and prepared to grab the reporter. toilet paper.
……
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuancyniuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahgo away!"
Quan Xiangren, a grown man, was so tortured that he cried.
No way,
What's even worse than being shitted in your pants is that there is a camera pointed at you, filming the things that are flowing down your thighs.
To be honest, Quan Xiangren really wanted to give up.
But what happens after that?
I originally survived by hugging Lin Baici's thigh. If it was of no use at all, I would definitely be given up directly.
“It’s okay, this is the Shenxu, no one will know if I’m embarrassed!”
Quan Xiangru muttered to himself as he ran.
“No, Lao Quan, are you working so hard?”
A joke suddenly came from behind. Quan Xiangren, who was distracted, turned around and saw Lin Baici.
Xia Hongyao and Jin Yingzhen covered their noses in disgust.
No way,
Kwon Sang-in smells too bad.
He was vomiting and having diarrhea, making his body dirty. There was pitter-patter of filth on the road he ran on.
"You...how are you okay?"
Quan Xiangren was stunned.
He originally thought that everyone would have diarrhea and be embarrassed together, so that he would not feel so uncomfortable, but now it seems that he is the only one who is hurt.
Asiba!
Even if you are not acclimatized and have a stomachache, it should be you people from Kyushu, right?
"Thanks to Lin Shen!"
Che Zhengshuo explained.
“Drink this!”
Lin Baici threw a bottle of vegetable juice to Quan Xiangren and sped forward.
Quan Xiangren quickly unscrewed the lid, and a smell immediately spurted out.
Asiba!
What is this?
Will Lin Shen play tricks on me?
But he drank it anyway!
The effect is great, my stomach no longer hurts immediately and I don’t want to vomit anymore.
Quan Xiangren looked down at his two thighs, and his intestines turned green with regret.
If I ran away later and stayed with Lin Baici, wouldn’t I not have to endure this hardship?
Hey!
Suddenly I really want to be a native of Kyushu and hang out with Lin Shen!
It is much more promising than in Korea.
Quan Xiangren was very disappointed. He originally planned to perform well and impress Lin Baici, but this is the result...
Aunt Susan has a strong endurance, but she was still affected by her stomachache. Slow down.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Baici's small team caught up with her.
The white aunt looked shocked.
Why are you so clean? (End of chapter)