Chapter 720 An invitation from Airi Sannomiya!
Lin Baici is very good-looking, and because of his relationship with God, he had a very good figure during his junior and senior high school years, with a splendid eight-pack abs.
In the annual spring sports meeting, although Lin Baici was not a member of the school sports team, he always won first place in the sprint and long-distance races he participated in.
But at that time, Lin Baici was too handsome, and because of his poor family, he was also a little introverted and had low self-esteem.
His only goal at that time was to study hard, get into a good university, find a good job, and make money quickly so that his mother would stop working so hard to support the family.
Lin Baici is completely different now.
After experiencing the gods, seeing many dead people, killing people with his own hands, and even eating gods, Lin Baici's temperament has undergone a great transformation.
Coupled with being super rich and possessing great power, he exudes a strong sense of confidence and elegance from the inside out.
Lin Baici smiled, the kind of hearty smile that no crisis could stump me with.
It can be said that Lin Baici now has this kind of temperament, which makes his appearance and figure more attractive.
In layman's terms, it's sexual tension.
If a woman sees it, she will have the urge to have sex with him.
The boys have a desire for the strong. They can't tell what is different about Lin Baici, but they like his posture.
It’s not the kind of love that I have a crush on, but I saw a movie character or a comic character and thought he was cool and wanted to imitate him.
Xu Da was shocked when he watched the barrage.
Why are there so many gays among my water friends?
It’s hidden deep enough!
"I have always heard that you have a Yue Lao deity in charge of marriage in Kyushu. After meeting Mr. Lin, I believed it!"
Minomiya Airi looked at Lin Baici, You have a sweet smile and an expression on your face that I feel so good to know you.
“Okay, stop showing off your acting skills!”
You can't believe every word this woman says. Anyone who believes it will die.
"Old Bai, what you said is so hurtful!"
Xu Daguan criticized.
“I want to take my friends to visit the campus, so I won’t waste your time!”
Lin Baici saw off the guests.
"It's okay, I'm not busy either!"
Xu Daguan didn't want to leave.
Because of the appearance of handsome men and beautiful women, the popularity of the live broadcast room is soaring. If the flow is not enough, Xu Daguan will be uncomfortable for a week, and he will have to suffer from insomnia every day.
“…”
Lin Baici was speechless, you are really not afraid of death!
I'm thinking about you.
Generally, girls are harassed and suffer the consequences. Some of them are more scheming. They post essays online and call the police to seek their best interests.
But Sannomiya Airi is different. She can both kill you and make your life worse than death.
“Beauty, which city are you from?”
Xu Daguan used his cheeky advantage and took the initiative to chat: “I like Hokkaido. I heard that the snow scenery there is very beautiful and the hot springs are very comfortable. The sukiyaki is delicious.”
Sannomiya Airi dealt with it casually, but the patience in her heart had been completely worn away.
The beautiful time between two people was interrupted by this bastard, and he must be punished.
Minomiya Airi put her hand into her scarf bag, took out a golden cicada bracelet, and put it on her left hand.
Lin Baici glanced at it and knew that it was a sacred object.
【The golden cicada sheds its shell, and those affected by it will feel itchy all over and feel so uncomfortable that they want to scratch the skin off. 】
[Not only external prolapse, but also internal prolapse. Under its contamination, the contents in the stomach cannot be retained. In mild cases, it may lead to prolapse of the anus, and in severe cases, all internal organs may be excreted. 】
God’s comments.
Minomiya Airi played with the golden cicada bracelet and looked at Lin Baici tenderly: "Your classmate is very funny, I like it very much!"
The subtext is, I am so annoying to him, I Can I mess with him?
After all, this is Lin Baici’s roommate, and Airi Sannomiya wants to ask for his opinion.
"As long as you like it!"
Lin Baici's subtext, you can do whatever you like, but don't kill yourself.
Minomiya Airi understood immediately, so she touched the golden cicada bracelet on her hand and turned it around three times.
There were some undetectable gold powder, like light spots, scattered from the bracelet, glancing at Xu Daguan's body.
“It must be humorous. I managed to gain more than two million fans on the entire Internet by doing this job!”
In fact, there are not that many, but when it comes to bragging about achievements, it must be said to the big picture: "I receive more than a dozen business orders every month, because people are interested in my comedy talent!"
Xu Daguan suddenly Feeling itchy, he moved his fingers, but refrained from scratching because it was too unsightly to do such an action in front of a beautiful woman.
“You Japanese people also have a lot of live broadcasts. I know a guy named Yamashita who speaks Kyushu very well!”
Xu Daguan tried to find a common topic, but soon he couldn’t. .
It’s so itchy.
It felt like there were ants crawling on my body, super uncomfortable.
Xu Daguan reached out, grabbed the clothes on his chest, and rubbed them.
The rubbing felt very comfortable, so he used more strength. Soon, he was like a monkey covered in lice, constantly reaching out to scratch the itch.
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
"Are you allergic to something?"
"Damn it, my skin is scratched. Stop picking up girls and go to the hospital quickly!"
The water friends can see Xu Daguan scratching and scratching all over his face. If you get the red seal, please persuade him quickly.
“F*ck!”
The more Xu Daguan scratched, the more itchy he became, and he felt numb.
What's going on?
Is there something wrong with the food in the cafeteria?
Xu Daguan is not a pretentious person, and he would not run to the hospital just because of a slight itching. Moreover, seeing the popularity explode, he is about to be on the homepage, and he is not willing to miss it.
Because this can all be realized!
"Airi-chan, do you like reading comics?"
Xu Daguan found another topic, but as soon as he finished speaking, his stomach felt cramp-like, and then poof. A bunch of farts came out.
Xu Daguan was suddenly embarrassed.
He has clamped it hard, but still not clamped, and the sound was so loud that the water friends heard it.
“Damn it, Officer, you can do it. If you fart in front of such a beautiful Sakura girl, you are the only scorpion to shit!”
“Ouan, go quickly. Go to the toilet and remember to never trust a fart!”
“Haha, I’m laughing so hard, you are definitely the number one person at the seafood table!”
Some people passing by almost laughed out loud when they saw this scene.
However, Xu Daguan was originally a comedian, so everyone joked and didn't think he was embarrassed.
Xu Daguan's embarrassing ten toes were able to dig out a villa on the ground. Just when he was about to explain, there was a loud pop and he felt something spraying out of his anus.
The pants suddenly became wet.
“It’s over!”
Xu Daguan instantly clamped his legs together, feeling like he had no hope of life.
I transformed into Jet Immortal directly.
What a shame.
Sannomiya Airi nodded politely towards Xu Dayuan, then turned around and left quickly.
Lin Baici patted Xu Daguan on the shoulder and followed suit.
Xu Daguan had a thousand words in his mouth, but he didn't know what to say, and he didn't dare to move.
With this movement, the flow is everywhere.
“Damn it, what should I do now?”
“Why did I have diarrhea all of a sudden? I didn’t eat anything?”
Xu Daguan was depressed. .
The beautiful woman failed to catch up, so she lost face and lost her popularity.
"Holy shit, what's that sound? Are you kidding me, high official?"
"Haha, from today on, I will call you the Jet Immortal. It's so funny."
"Actually, it's okay if you can't hold it in, but the problem is, are you doing it in public or when you are talking to a foreign girl..."
The water friends realized that Xu Daguan had something wrong with him. After asking any questions, he burst out laughing.
The volume of comments skyrocketed in an instant, and then went straight to the home page.
“Come from the home page, I heard that someone has had it?”
“They sell Xie Li Ting for three yuan a piece, or three tablets for ten yuan!”
“Now these You idiot anchor, you really can do your job!”
Those passers-by complained wildly.
Looking at the popularity in the live broadcast room, Xu Daguan took a deep breath.
This traffic cannot be lost.
So Xu Daguan walked directly to the edge of the library, planning to hide behind Dongqing and solve the problem.
“What to download?”
“It is impossible to broadcast, only live broadcast can maintain the appearance of life!”
"I have done this kind of work for you, and there is no father who is the sponsor to reward me with a few big rockets!"
Xu Daguan complained and squatted downstairs: "Who can give it to me?" Want some toilet paper? Waiting online, it’s urgent!”
Xu Daguan is still very witty.
It is an established fact that the live broadcast is turned off now. There is no silver 300 taels here. But if it is not turned off, it can be interpreted as a live broadcast of the whole job, because no one saw Xu Daguan really shitting his pants. .
After all, sounds can be faked.
"I'm such a live broadcast genius!"
Xu Daguan was delighted, but why is his body still so itchy?
......
"He doesn't have any sequelae, right?"
Lin Baici wanted to confirm.
"Although you seem to be unhappy with him, since he is your roommate, I just gave him a small punishment. He will be fine in three or four hours."
San Gong Ai Li followed Lin Baici, walking with cute little steps.
Lin Baici nodded.
"Do you have any plans to go to the Qin Palace?"
Minomiya Airi was curious. This time she came, she also had the task of collecting intelligence about the Qin Palace.
"No!"
Lin Baici didn't want to go.
Since the birth of this sacred ruins, no one who has entered has come out. It can be understood that they are all dead.
Lin Baici has a great youth waiting for him to enjoy.
How can you not think about going to Qin Palace?
"In Japan, there is an island. Thirty years ago, when the first meteors carrying the remains of gods fell, one of them landed on it!"
Minomiya Airi introduced: "The birth of the gods But after it enveloped the entire island in a very short period of time, it stopped spreading!”
“Because! The scale is small, and only one in a thousand of the divine hunters who enter can come out, so everyone thinks it is not very dangerous."
"But this is not the case. Those who come out, I think they have all changed!”
Minomiya Airi squatted on the ground and picked up a leaf.
"Changed?"
Lin Baici was surprised: "What has become?"
"I don't know!"
Minomiya Airi shook his head: "My Mother, I went to that island twenty years ago”
“She came back alive?”
"Yes!"
"What do you want to express?"
"That island is now called Ryugu Island!"
Minomiya Airi looked at Lin Bai Speech: "Jun Lin, would you like to go to the island with me?"
"Help me find my mother?"
Lin Baici frowned and looked at Airi Sannomiya silently. After waiting for a while, he asked: "Why me?"
"Many of the god hunters who came back from Longgong Island became the top executives of Dayao. For us Japanese god hunters, if we enter Longgong Island to experience and come back alive, we will be recognized by Da Yao and start our lives from now on. The fast lane!"
Minomiya Airi explained: "They respect Ryugu Island."
"Some of the things I want to do are for them. That’s treacherous!”
“We’ve only met a few times, and you can trust me so much?”
Lin Baici felt that there was a pit here.
"Some people become lifelong friends when they meet once. Some people, even if they become husband and wife, are separated and have their own thoughts!"
Minomiya Airi said something Very emotional words, trying to impress Lin Baici.
Lin Bai was noncommittal.
"I think you are strong, honest, reliable and trustworthy. This is enough. If I am wrong, I deserve to suffer!"
Airi Sannomiya's words made people feel good after hearing them.
However, women rely on sweet words to deceive people. What's more, Airi Sannomiya is a beautiful woman and has greater lethality, so Lin Baici is even more wary.
“Sorry, there’s nothing I can do!”
Lin Baici didn’t want to go to Japan or go to Longgong Island.
“No one from your Kyushu Security Bureau has landed on Ryugong Island, and there is no information about it. Don’t you want to go and see it?”
The temptation of Airi Sannomiya.
“The more you see, the faster you die!”
Lin Baici laughed.
“On that island, there are many extremely sacred things. As far as I know, there is also a rejuvenating hot spring. Just taking a dip in it can make a person’s body functions several years younger! "
After finishing speaking, Sannomiya Airi laughed at herself: "It's my fault. Mr. Lin is so young, of course he doesn't need to do this kind of thing!"
Airi Sannomiya changed the topic.
We met today and talked about this kind of topic, which was a bit superficial, but Sannomiya Airi just wanted to impress Lin Baici with her sincerity.
Find other god hunters to form a group. Those who are too weak will not be able to help. Airi Sannomiya is worried because she is too strong. After all, she cannot control them.
A man like Lin Baici, who is strong and young, is simply the perfect candidate.
The two of them walked and chatted. After walking around the campus, Sannomiya Airi bowed to Lin Baici in front of the school gate: "Thank you for taking the time to accompany me, I'm very grateful!"
"You're welcome!"
Lin Baici didn't ask for dinner.
"I sometimes think about how great it would be if I were from Kyushu. You have a vast land and rich resources, and you have many capable people. You have many choices when choosing a boyfriend, unlike Japan..."
Sannomiya Airi shook his head: "Sorry, I made a mistake!"
"Goodbye!"
When Airi Sannomiya left, she did not take a taxi, but left on foot.
The setting sun shone on her through the gaps between the branches and leaves, bringing out an aura of loneliness.
"Longgong Island?"
Lin Baici took out his cell phone and called Xia Hongyao.
"Longgong Island? That is a treasure of the Japanese people. Even their American father wanted to go up there, but Master Dayao didn't agree."
Xia Hongyao introduced: "For this reason, a monk leader and three dragon-wing level hunters died!"
"Oh!"
Lin Baici was recalling Sangong Airi's words If so.
“Why do you think of asking this?’
Xia Hongyao is curious. (End of this chapter)