Chapter 782 Neptune Lin Baici
Lin Baici frowned slightly and looked at Xu Daguan.
"What's wrong, Lao Bai? I'm so handsome now that even you can't take your eyes away?"
Xu Daguan laughed loudly and shook his bangs. This is not narcissism, but It's a funny way. After all, anyone with a discerning eye will know that Xu Daguan is quite ugly.
Xu Daguan is self-aware, so he started to take this funny route instead.
Of course, some people dislike Xu Daguan and think he is vulgar and boring, but it doesn't matter. As long as there is attention and traffic, if I broadcast it for another year or two, I will buy all the Mercedes-Benz villas.
Go away from envy, jealousy and hatred!
“Did you forget something?”
Lin Baici reminded.
“Forgot?”
Xu Daguan was stunned: "No!"
Lin Baici looked at Airi Sannomiya, it must have been her who did it.
Not long ago, Xu Daguan met Airi Sannomiya, and she used a sacred object called "Golden Cicada Escape" to make her whole body itchy and have diarrhea.
Minomiya Airi shrugged her shoulders. This action made her look very lazy.
In the barrage, some people also said that they had seen Airi Sannomiya before. They should be water friends who watched Xu Daguan’s live broadcast last time. However, Xu Daguan’s live broadcast had a lot of barrage, and these remarks were drowned. .
But even if everyone sees it, they won’t care.
There are too many people in the fun, and some people say that this Japanese girl is her wife, so just read the comments online, and you won’t take them seriously at all.
And the most important thing is that everyone's attention is on Sannomiya Airi, trying to get Xu Daguan to work.
“Da Guan, we have something else to do, let’s go first!”
Lin Baici opened the car door.
"What's going on?"
Xu Daguan complained: "I haven't seen you for a long time. What a weird idea. How about I do a favor at noon and we sit down and have a good chat?"
Yang Zhe and Xu Daguan wanted to roll their eyes when they heard this. Are you thinking of Lao Bai?
You are so greedy for this Sakura girl’s body!
“We have an appointment!”
Lin Baici refused.
"What about tonight? Or tomorrow?"
Xu Daguan became famous because of his thick skin, so he used his unique skill of stalking.
Look at the popularity of the live broadcast room,
Or rather,
Beauty is the primary productive force.
I am determined to take advantage of Lin Baici’s popularity this time.
"Handsome, I'm sorry, she is mine this week!"
Sannomiya Airi said, looking at Xu Daguan, while walking towards the driver's seat.
Xu Daguan's heart melted when he looked at Sannomiya Airi's soft eyes.
Is this the legendary soft and cute Sakura girl?
I really want to take one home!
Xu Daguan’s little concentration was directly killed by Sannomiya Airi’s look!
"Beauty, I am a moderate anchor after all. If you need me for anything, just ask!"
Xu Daguan patted his chest: "My husband and I Bai is one of the top ten good roommates in Jiuzhou, don’t be polite to me!”
One-handed jungler: It's over, the official is on top!
Eight-fold Mirror God of War: It’s not shameful. If such a beautiful girl sweetly called you “handsome”, you would be confused too!
Niu Sanchi: I want to hear her call me husband!
I’ll beat you with thirteen cards: I’m shouting, ‘Wait a minute, where is my husband? ’ This sentence?
Airi Sannomiya got into the car and was about to close the door when Xu Daguan rushed over and grabbed the door: "Beauty, can we exchange phone numbers?"
Zhang Zhixu and Yang Zhe immediately looked at Lin Baici.
They all felt that Xu Daguan’s behavior was a bit excessive.
Before I didn’t know the relationship between Lin Baici and this girl, I asked her for her phone number. The intention of contacting her in the future was too obvious. What if she was Lin Baici’s girlfriend?
How embarrassing that is!
Xu Daguan doesn’t care about that, he only cares about traffic.
Don't say that this woman is not Lin Baici's girlfriend. Even if she is, as long as she wields the hoe well, what corner can't be dug?
I’ll pry my wife away for you too!
One-handed jungler: If you want to say who has the thickest skin on the entire Internet, Daguanren is definitely No. 1.
Crayfish only eat the head: You think too highly of the official, at least he dare not eat shit!
Sexing women but not men: Come on, the reward is not enough, otherwise the high officials will let you know that even if you give Ollie, you can have the taste of a full banquet.
Eightfold Mirror God of War: Damn it, can you stop saying these things? It seems like a smell is coming out of the phone screen!
Sannomiya Airi teased Xu Dakan last time, so she didn’t plan to continue to do it this time. After all, there is no pleasure in dealing with ordinary people, but Xu Dakan really licked his face and sent it upward.
This time, Airi Sannomiya didn’t ask Lin Baici if she could deal with him, but touched an imperial guard worn on her left wrist.
Injection of divine power,
Activation of divine objects!
"Okay, as long as you take off your clothes and run around in your university, I will give you my phone number!"
Minomiya Airi smiled, charming like a cute puppy who has just grown up and started to go out to deceive people. Little fox.
"Master, the choice is now in your hands!"
"Take off your clothes and run away, don't let her look down upon you!"
"He It’s not forbidden to wear a mask, so you can find a pair of stockings to put on your head!”
The live broadcast room is full of people who are watching the excitement and don't mind it.
Of course, they also know that Xu Daguan will not run away, let alone give him a phone number, even if a girl recommends herself a pillow seat at night, it is impossible.
This is clearly an argument to make Xu Daguan give up, but...
“This is what you said!”
After Xu Daguan finished speaking, he Start taking off your coat
"What the fuck, Daguan, are you doing something stupid?"
Yang Zhe was startled.
“This kid is kidding!”
Zhang Zhixu didn’t believe that Xu Daguan dared to do it, but after a few seconds, he was not sure, because after Xu Daguan took off his coat and top , began to pull at the belt.
Nima!
Are you serious?
The popularity of the live broadcast room instantly increased to a higher level.
"Nima, from today on, in my heart, the official is the number one male anchor of the seafood station!"
"Do you dare to bet? This kid will definitely not Being able to run is just to build momentum."
"No, if you show it like this, will you be banned from the live broadcast room?"
The water friends were very enthusiastic and spoke enthusiastically, so the barrage quickly filled the screen.
Seeing that Xu Daguan seemed to be in trouble, Yang Zhe quickly asked Lin Baici for help: "Old Bai..."
Before he could finish speaking, Sannomiya Airi closed the door with a bang. The car door, and then the Porsche jumped out and left directly.
Xu Daguan didn't care about this. He couldn't untie his shoelaces, so he kicked the Adi off his feet.
“This poor Adidas is really in the way, I will wear Hongxing from now on!”
Xu Daguan cursed.
"Everyone has left, are you still acting?"
Zhang Zhixu was speechless, but he realized that the live broadcast was not closed yet. Xu Daguan must maintain his popularity. After all, popularity is money. ah!
When the water friends saw Sakura Girl driving away, they all started to tease Xu Daguan, thinking that they were not having fun, but they soon discovered that they were wrong.
Xu Daguan threw off his underwear, looked left and right on the road, made sure there was no car, and ran forward.
"Holy shit, are you really running away?"
"Da Guanren, this person can be dealt with!"
"Da Guanren, tell me, is there someone behind you with a gun pointed at you? ”
“Please, this is Kyushu, do you think it’s Southeast Asia?”
Some water friends have watched live broadcasts in Southeast Asia. To be honest, there are content about eating scorpions and insects alive. Even if they were pointed at gunpoint, they wouldn't be able to eat.
Yang Zhe and Zhang Zhixu were stunned, mainly because Xu Daguan's behavior was so shocking that they were stunned. After they came to their senses, they immediately chased Xu Daguan.
The popularity of the live broadcast room was rising rapidly, but after a few dozen seconds, there was a click and the screen disappeared, leaving only a line of text.
The live broadcast room you are watching contains illegal content and has been banned!
……
“Hey, I’m still soft-hearted!”
Airi Sannomiya sighed.
“Isn’t this punishment enough?”
Lin Baici saw in the rearview mirror that Zhang Zhixu and Yang Zhe were chasing Xu Daguan, not to mention there were security guards. He shouldn’t be able to escape. Enter the school, otherwise you will be really embarrassed.
"It has nothing to do with that garbage, I am talking about me, I should stay in front of your school for a while and do some intimate behavior!"
Minomiya Airi gave Lin Baici a Winky Eyes: "In this way, I will be your girlfriend No. 4, um, or No. 5?"
Lin Baici frowned: "What nonsense?"
"Don't you go to your school's forum?"
Sannomiya Airi was surprised and teased: "That's right, Neptune is busy talking. When you’re in love, how can you have time to surf the Internet?”
“Me?”
Lin Bai said happily: “Neptune?”
"I usually don't talk to ordinary people. The reason why I wait for your three classmates to come over is to create more time at the school gate so that more people can see me and you together."
Minomiya Airi looked sad: "Do it." If I can’t be your girlfriend, I can only spread some scandals to satisfy my wish!”
“You didn’t come to me because you saw those posts about me on our campus forum, right?” br>
Lin Baici suddenly realized it.
“Jun Lin, you didn’t just react, did you?”
Airi Sannomiya pretended to be surprised: "No way? No way?"
"..."
Lin Baici was stunned, is it really okay for you to admit it so happily?
"I know your home address. Wouldn't it be nice if I went and waited? Why do I have to bask in the sun and take the risk of not being able to find you? Isn't that right? To make the scandal more intense?"
Minomiya Airi smiled happily.
The goal is achieved,
perfect!
“Is it interesting?”
Lin Baici was helpless.
“Life is so hard, what’s wrong with having some fun?”
Sannomiya Airi said plausibly: "Although you are Kyushu Longyi, I am Dayao Xueji. Maybe next time, we will all die on Ryugu Island, so every day we are alive, it is better to be happy!"< br>
“I I haven’t promised you yet!”
“I can’t find a reason for you not to go!”
Minomiya Airi was very sure: “I’ll tell you quietly, there are gods above!”
Lin Baici pouted!
Are gods rare?
I have eaten several of them.
I have to say that Airi Sannomiya has a very high emotional intelligence. When she is willing to condescend and take the initiative to cater to someone, it really makes people feel happy.
Fortunately, Lin Baici was squeezed dry by the landlady, and he is still at the tail end of the sage's time, so his resistance is relatively strong. Otherwise, Lin Baici might agree to go to Longgong Island when his second brother gets excited. .
……
Xu Daguan held his clothes and sat in the security room with a blank look on his face.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What did I do?
His hair and body were wet, which was the result of pouring water on him, in order to calm him down.
"Daguan, are you crazy?"
Zhang Zhixu was speechless: "You don't have a future because of traffic?"
"You go to school for a run like this, even if the school doesn't expel you , do you still have the nerve to stay?”
Yang Zhe can’t believe it now.
Xu Daguan raised his hand and wiped his face, thinking that if running one lap can make me become the number one internet celebrity, then I will give him a super double and run ten laps.
"I just contacted Jiahui. He said he didn't have time to spend with his girlfriend. Daguan, you can handle the things here by yourself. We can't do it!"
Zhang Zhixu lowered his voice: "The security guard said that he would call the police. We said you are a big Internet celebrity and asked him to give in, but we are still trying!"
"I even got a box of Double Happiness!"
Muttered Yang Zhe.
“I understand! I understand!”
Xu Daguan got dressed and went to find the security guard. He glanced at his mobile phone, which was full of dense messages.
His water friends have already exploded.
Forget it, if you have too many lice and it doesn’t itch, go to the campus forum and take a look first.
‘Other nickname, Lin Baici’s girlfriend No. N appeared, and in one sentence, she asked a boy to strip off his clothes and run wild for him! ’
This is one of the three hottest posts at the moment, because there is a short video posted below. Xu Daguan glanced at it and knew that the person was him.
Depend on!
Who recorded it?
The technology is really bad!
Read the comments below.
"Wow, is it Ben Lin? Do you have any photos?"
"What are you thinking?"
"It's another boy!"
"Damn, it's so ugly, please don't post it to pollute everyone's eyes, okay?"
Xu Those who watch it will be angry.
What’s so ugly about me?
The other two hot posts are both related to Lin Baici.
“This Sakura girl, the last time I saw her, she also came to see Lin Baici!”
“When you said that, I also remembered it!”
"It's true, this freshman is a Neptune!"
"Yes, I remember that he is in a relationship with a girl named Ji Xinyan in their class!"
"That girl is also very beautiful!"
"One thing is that every girlfriend Lin Haiwang chose danced on my XP, including that foreign aunt."
" I have such a beautiful girlfriend I can laugh so hard that the coffin board can’t hold me down. I can’t believe how comfortable this Lin Haiwang is!”
“Scumbag, bah!”
“You are jealous!”
"Let me tell you more exciting news. Yesterday, a good-looking foreign elder sister came to school. She must be a hairy girl. She was also asking about Lin Baici!"
"Please take a photo!"< br>
Someone posted a photo of that hairy girl below.
“Damn, this hairy girl’s pores seem a bit enlarged, and she definitely doesn’t feel good in the hand!”
Xu Daguan despised it and clicked save.
If Lin Baici saw it, he would know that this was the Shaykova from the red permafrost.
"Who can tell me who this Lin Baici is? Can he interact with so many beautiful girls and aunties?"
"Add another attributive, he is extremely rich!"
“Who doesn’t It’s clear, but a Neptune will definitely not be able to escape!”
Minomiya Airi is wearing a gorgeous kimono, which looks very expensive. Coupled with a Porsche, the rich girl’s attributes are full, causing some people to start to doubt Lin. Bai Ci is cheating money and sex.
Of course, some people imagine that Lin Baici is a super rich second generation with a great family background. (End of this chapter)