Chapter 797 Lord God, please open your eyes!
On the auction table, after the black coffin was opened, a human head was revealed.
This human head has no hair or eyebrows. With its eyes closed, it looks like a boiled braised egg.
If it were a human head, no matter how it was preserved, the skin would definitely show signs of sagging and decay, but this one did not. Its skin was still delicate, just like a living person.
Because before the auction started, there were rumors that the final auction item was a god's head, so now that everyone saw that the first auction item was a human head, their anticipation was heightened.
He even ignored what was wrong with this Aunt Mink.
Of course, there are some big guys who always keep calm, such as dragon-level giants such as the Great Shaman, the Slave Owner, and Archduke Feynman. However, they just looked at their mobile phones and confirmed that the rule pollution broke out, and did not immediately meaning to go out.
Similarly, they did not remind others to be safe.
“I heard that this head can predict a person’s future!”
“Bring it up now, what will happen next?”
"Why are you worrying so much? I wish I had an eye-opener today!"
Everyone was talking about it. Some people thought that there were too many rumors, which caused everyone to lose their expectations for the gods. So the Dawn Foundation felt that it was not as good as Serve it first and heat up the atmosphere directly.
“The first auction item, a god’s head!”
Aunt Diao took the microphone and introduced it with great emotion: “No matter what question you ask it, it can answer it. Come out!”
“Wow!”
"F*ck!"
"Awesome!"
The guests screamed so loudly that they almost brought down the roof of the entire venue.
The reputation of this foundation has been maintained very well, and it was also at such a grand occasion where big names in the industry gathered, so they felt that Aunt Diao would not dare to lie.
How much is a god’s head that can answer any question worth?
Astronomical numbers, right?
“Host, how accurate is it in answering questions?”
“Didn’t it say it can predict the future?”
“Show it!”
The guests were noisy.
In fact, their quality is pretty good, and they usually don't make too much noise, but today they just couldn't bear it anymore. The main reason is that this god's head is so attractive, and they have a lot of questions to ask.
"Please keep quiet!"
Aunt Diao took control: "Let me answer everyone's questions one by one!"
Whoosh!
The scene suddenly became quiet. Even the big guys who noticed something was wrong couldn't help but look at the head on the stage.
"It can answer any question!"
"Including the past you have experienced but forgotten, including your upcoming future life, and the problems you are facing now!"
"Ask your wife if she's cheating on you, or if your son is the real one. You don't need to hire a private detective or do a DNA test. Just ask him and you'll know everything!"
Aunt Diao's voice was clear and clear.
Everyone originally thought that the host's dress was too unusual, but after hearing her host, they all found it quite humorous and felt much better.
That derailed sentence directly caused the guests at the scene to burst into laughter.
"I think any man who gets this head will definitely ask this question!"
Aunt Diao chuckled: "After all, the mother of the child is definitely fine, but the father is not. For sure!”
“Haha!”
The laughter that was about to subside suddenly surged again.
"Okay, let's not talk nonsense. In order to prove the value of this god's head instead of us talking nonsense, now we will randomly select a lucky person to conduct a head quiz!"
Aunt Diao's His gaze swept across the entire place.
“Are there any volunteers?”
“Raise your hand, please!”
Whoops! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
A large area of arms was raised, like dense vegetation in a jungle.
“Choose me!”
“Let me do it, I want to know if my husband is hiding private money behind my back!”
“Such a precious opportunity, you Just asking about private money?”
“This is very important, it means whether my husband is loyal to me!”
The venue was very noisy.
“Quiet!”
Aunt Diao shouted: “This is the man in the black suit!”
The man who was named stood up for a moment. He stood up, his face immediately filled with excitement: "Should I go up?"
"No!"
Aunt Diao chuckled.
"How should I ask?"
The man in the suit rubbed his hands on his pants: "Wake it up first?"
"Yes, wake it up, shout Just say 'Lord God, please open your eyes'!"
After Aunt Diao finished explaining, she added: "Excuse me, your clothes are very poor, even my dogs will not wear them like this. ”
This was very offensive, but no one took it to heart. They thought it was a kind of host humor. Even the man in the suit who was ridiculed did not get angry. He was currently thinking about what questions to ask.
He definitely cannot afford to bid for this god’s head, so let’s ask the most valuable question.
“Can I start?”
The man in the suit couldn’t wait.
Aunt Diao made a ‘please’ finger.
...
"Who do you think that female host is?"
Xia Hongyao was curious: "She looked at the man in the suit as if she were looking at a dead dog!"< br>
“He must be finished, right?”
“Should we remind him?”
Xia Hongyao is still a little kind-hearted.
"Why remind him? If you are a cannon fodder who is in a hurry to die, just let him do it!"
San Gong Ai is very ruthless, and Gu Qingqiu is not bad either.
They all regard the man in the suit as a guinea pig now.
……
The man in the suit took a deep breath and said respectfully:
"Please open your eyes, Lord God!"
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
Under everyone's nervous gaze, at the seventh second, the eyes on the man's head suddenly opened.
These eyes are so beautiful, like two red gems. Just taking them off and selling them can fetch a lot of money.
The divine head looked directly at the man in the suit.
Gudu!
The man in the suit gulped.
Some people want to ask, but they don't dare. After all, this is the head of a god. If something goes wrong, they will be contaminated.
"Excuse me..."
As soon as the man in the suit spoke, he suddenly felt that he was too rude, and quickly changed his honorific: "Good evening, Lord God, may I ask my descendant, my grandson? What will their future be like after this generation? "
"What the hell is this problem?"
"Isn't it normal to care about continuing the family line?"
"He is a divine hunter. He can at least ensure that his son's class will not slip. If he goes on to do so, he will not dare to say anything!"
"Then if asked, wouldn't it be depressing for my great-great-grandson to become a beggar in the future? Death?”
Everyone whispered, waiting for the answer from the god.
Everyone didn't wait long. It was like the head was calculating. It took more than ten seconds before it spoke and gave an answer.
“You have no descendants!”
The voice of the god's head is too neutral to distinguish between male and female.
“Huh?”
The man in the suit was dumbfounded.
Pfft!
Someone laughed and thought the answer was funny.
Some people were confused. Logically speaking, there should be no mistakes in the heads of gods, but how could a god hunter have whatever he wants and have no descendants?
"There is something wrong with your body, right?"
"It is impossible for the divine hunter to be infertile. No need to guess. There is only one answer, and that is that his son is not his biological child. Naturally No descendants!”
“You forgot one possibility, it could be that he died before he had time to have a child!”
Everyone immediately analyzed many possibilities.
The man in the suit was embarrassed and panicked, and then asked: "Why do I have no descendants?"
While waiting anxiously, more than ten seconds passed, and the godhead spoke.
"Because you will die!"
"How will I die? When will I die?"
The man in the suit asked urgently, and at the same time began to weigh whether he would not enter in the future God ruins?
Anyway, I have saved enough money now.
Just the next answer from the god's head made him freeze on the spot.
“Now!”
The entire noisy venue fell silent instantly.
Now?
What's the meaning?
"Huh?"
The man in the suit glanced around for a moment, fully alert: "Why will I die?"
The head of the god did not need to answer, because the suit After the man asked this question, his head suddenly exploded with a bang.
Blood, brains, and minced meat spattered, coating the surrounding floors, tables and chairs with a layer of meat sauce!
The guests sitting near him were also unlucky and were splattered with blood and flesh.
"What's going on?"
"Is it pollution by rules?"
"What is your foundation doing?"
Many people asked.
Although most people here are used to seeing death, this kind of death is still quite scary.
At least give me a reason?
Otherwise, no one will feel at ease.
“Oh, I forgot to say that!”
Aunt Diao slapped her head: “If you ask a question, you need to pay a price, and the amount of the price will increase with the difficulty of the question!”
"Sorry, sorry!"
Aunt Diao said sorry, but there was no apology on her face. Instead, she was gloating about watching a monkey show.
At this time, as long as you are not a fool, you will finally realize that something is wrong.
Someone died, which was considered a serious accident, but there was no talker from the Dawn Foundation coming to the rescue. Instead, it was this old aunt in mink who was talking nonsense.
“Asking about the situation of future generations is a very difficult question and involves prophecy, so the cost is of course huge.”
"After paying the price, the person dies, so naturally there will be no descendants!"
"Just tell me, is the answer to this god's head accurate?"
Aunt Diao touches it A bald head with the head of a god.
“FUCK!”
“FUCK YOU!”
"Why didn't you tell me earlier and there was a price?"
Some grumpy guests cursed directly.
“Come on, come on, this is the smell!”
Xia Hongyao licked her lips, not nervous at all, but very excited: “Xiao Linzi, just tell me if you are A broom star? "
Following you, you will definitely encounter rule pollution.
Lin Baici rolled his eyes.
"Haha, there are so many big guys present this time. If our 17th department manages this sacred ruins, wouldn't we become famous all of a sudden?"
Xia Hongyao put his hands on his hips.
"Since that old aunt dares to come and cause trouble, she must have a great background!"
Minomiya Airi squinted her eyes and looked at Aunt Marten on the stage: "She is either from the Eclipse of Darkness People!”
"The people of Dark Eclipse are not that crazy!"
Gu Qingqiu denied.
The members of this terrorist organization just want to live a life free from the constraints of law and morality. They do not want to die.
"So there is only one answer left, this old aunt is a god!"
Sannomiya Airi glanced at Lin Baici.
This kid is very calm and must have seen gods before.
"Hiss? God?"
Li Yintong's scalp was numb: "What are they here for?"
"You have to ask them this !”
Minomiya Airi teased: “Maybe he’s bored and ready to start conquering humans?”
Sakura Girl noticed that Gu Qingqiu and Xia Hongyao had expectant expressions on their faces and no expressions of panic or fear at all. Even the little fish man and Gao Li Girl were not afraid even though they were weak.
What does this mean?
They had great trust in Lin Baici, and being around him was the safest place in the world.
......
Facing the questions from the guests, Aunt Diao smiled: "There are many things I didn't say."
"For example, once this god's head starts to answer questions, it will answer all the questions of everyone it sees. So, who will come next?"
No one is willing to take the lead in this kind of thing. Bird's eye, so the venue fell into a dead silence. Some cautious people even breathed so softly that it was terrifying.
Anyway, don’t make any noise, so that the gods and heads don’t notice.
"If no one takes the initiative, the gods will call their names!"
Aunt Diao reminded.
Sure enough, in less than a minute, the god's head suddenly opened its eyes. Wherever its gaze passed, the guests lowered their heads, and some even ducked under the seats.
Even the big guys in the first three rows have people doing this.
After all, it is better to lose face than lose your life.
Of course, there are also big guys who sit firmly on Diaoyutai.
The slave owner turned back and glanced at Lin Baici.
Lin Baici and his party were still sitting on the chairs, discussing with great interest, which made the slave owner frown.
In this state, one is either a madman or a strong man!
My son offended such a strong man,
He died unjustly.
The eyes of the god's head stopped and looked to the west.
Uh-huh!
The guests in the west were all ducking aside. One of them, a woman wearing a strapless dress, suddenly turned pale.
Because the god's head met her eyes, it was her who was looking at it.
"I...I..."
The bare-shouldered woman's lips trembled.
"Just a reminder, the god's patience is limited. If you keep him waiting for a long time, your head will..."
"Bang!"
Aunt Diao made a gesture of exploding. .
The strapless woman looked at her companion.
My companions didn’t know what to do either.
"Ask it a simple question!"
The great shaman's voice reached the ears of the shoulderless woman.
“Yes, it’s simple, the price you pay should be less!”
The strapless woman suddenly realized: “I... Lord God, how old am I this year?”
Everyone watched silently.
Time passed quietly, and after more than ten seconds,
Bang!
The head of the strapless woman suddenly exploded.
The legs of the headless corpse weakened and she fell to the ground. Blood flowed from the neck cavity and stained her dress red.
“Fuck!”
"Why was she killed?"
"Isn't this a good question?"
The guests murmured and quickly analyzed the reason.
"Even if there is only one head left, this is still a god. Are you humiliating it by asking such a question?"
Aunt Diao was extremely speechless: "He even lost his own head. If you are too old to remember, you might as well die!”
"It seems that asking simple questions won't work!"
Xia Hongyao thought about what question was most appropriate.
"Lin Jun, what do you think?"
Sannomiya Airi humbly asked for advice. (End of this chapter)