Chapter 819 Death Sales
Dong dong dong!
The clown in a suit knocks on the door again.
It does not use much strength, but the people living on this floor are all divine hunters and have very good hearing.
When Pan Junjie heard the noise, he immediately came to the door and looked out through the peephole.
I saw a clown in front of Lin Baici's door.
“Haha!”
Pan Junjie laughed proudly.
He did not follow the arrangement of taking care of Qingqiu and live separately, otherwise, they would be the first unlucky people to be visited by this clown now!
“And I’m lucky too!”
At that time, Pan Junjie was struggling on both sides of the room with Lin Baici, which side to choose, and then flipped a coin. Now it seems that he made the right bet again.
“What’s going on?”
Everyone came together.
“There’s a clown knocking on the door!”
Pan Junjie moved away from the peephole so that others could see: “How is it? You’re right to follow me, right?”
"Let me tell you, Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao are great, but the decisions they make are best for others, but not necessarily for us!"
Pan Junjie caught Seize every opportunity to sow discord and increase his voice.
Takeuchi Kurano's group of Japanese people also discovered the clown knocking on the door and instantly became nervous.
……
“Xiao Linzi, what do you think?”
Xia Hongyao looked at Lin Baici who had just walked out of the bedroom.
Sannomiya Airi's IQ is no less than Gu Qingqiu's, and she has more experience, so the two gave different answers, making it difficult for Takao Ponytail to make a choice.
Gu Qingqiu curled his lips. Although Xia Hongyao admitted that she had a high IQ, at the critical moment, she was still more willing to trust Lin Baici's judgment.
“Open the door!”
Lin Baici did not hesitate.
When Xia Hongyao heard this, he immediately turned around and opened the door.
Minomiya Airi's pink lips moved, trying to persuade her, but she finally shut up.
The situation is obvious. If you don't open the door, you may be contaminated, but if you open the door and come into contact with the clown, you will definitely be contaminated by the rules, so Sannomiya Ai wants to bet on the former.
With this choice, Lin Baici and Gu Qingqiu must be very confident that they can handle the rule pollution they will face next.
High ponytail opens the door!
The clown in the suit immediately put on a business-like smile, but because his face was painted white, the smile looked a little oozing.
He chattered a lot.
After all, Lin Baici is just a student who has not finished his freshman year. He knows English and daily communication is not a problem, but it is too difficult to understand these with a local accent. He did.
Even Xia Hongyao didn’t hear a few words clearly.
“What does it say?”
Xia Hongyao looked at Gu Qingqiu.
"It said it was a salesman for a certain satellite TV station or an entertainment program."
Translated by Airi Sannomiya.
Tall Ponytail understood what the clown said later without Sakura Girl having to translate it, because the clown took out a box from the paper bag and handed it to her.
Obviously door-to-door sales.
"What is this?"
Xia Hongyao asked without taking the box, looking at the pattern on the front.
This should be some kind of detection reagent.
The clown continues to popularize science.
“He said this is a kind of DNA test paper. Just put two people’s blood on it and you can detect whether there are homologous DNA sequences!”
Airi Sannomiya silently observed the clown in a suit, speculating on what actions might cause the clown to go on a rampage and kill.
“What’s the use of this kind of test paper?”
Xia Hongyao was speechless: “It’s better to sell infectious disease tests!”
“You are wrong. The issue of children who are not biological children is quite serious here. Have you not seen their program? They announced on the spot whether the child is biological or not!"
Gu Qingqiu couldn't help laughing.
If the host announces that it is not the case, the man will dance and dance, because here, the alimony is a large amount of money, which can easily make a man bankrupt.
"What should we do now?"
Xia Hongyao lowered his voice: "How many sets should I buy?"
Rejecting should not be an option.
Gu Qingqiu and Airi Sannomiya looked at Lin Baici.
"Look at what it means, just buy the minimum amount!"
Lin Baici spoke in Kyushu dialect, so there was no need to worry about clowns eavesdropping.
Speaking of this level, if you don’t know American and can’t even communicate, wouldn’t it be the end of the world?
After some haggling, Gu Qingqiu paid and bought three sets.
Adopt an artistic conception of ‘no more than three things’.
By the way, I gave a ten dollar bill for consumption.
The clown in the suit left with a lot of thanks and closed the door for everyone.
Jin Yingzhen and the others also came out of the bedroom.
“Is this the end?”
Hua Yueyu felt that this pollution was quite simple.
"It's so naive!"
Li Yintong doesn't think so: "Leave this reagent alone? Or use it?"
"Huh?"
Hua Yueyuyi Shocked: “What if something goes wrong and hurts the body?”
“It’s even bigger if we don’t use it!”
Li Yintong gritted his teeth: "I'll do it!"
Tai Mei is very self-aware. She can't stay in this team until the end just by admiring Lin Baici. She must be dedicated.
After Li Yintong finished speaking, he went to get the reagent box.
Lin Baici reached out and flicked her forehead hard.
“Don’t be afraid of death!”
Lin Baici guessed Li Yintong's mentality and had mixed feelings for a while.
This is too humble for Taimei.
Not really.
Lin Baici opened the box and saw that in addition to three tubes of reagents, five test strips, there was also an instruction manual and a return visit form.
[The return visit form must be sent within one hour, otherwise the clown will come to your door again. 】
[Please note, all positive reviews! 】
God’s comments.
‘It’s so late, how can I send it? ’
Lin Baici asked in his mind.
The courier company is off work, so you can’t deliver it yourself, right?
[Just throw it in the mailbox! 】
Gu Qingqiu looked through these things: "There is also a return visit form here. Is it necessary to fill it out? Send it?"
"Alumni, please fill out these forms. ."
Arranged by Lin Baici.
“Okay!”
Gu Qingqiu nodded: "What about this reagent? Do you want to use it?"
"No need!"
Lin Baici did not go to rest. He knew that Pan Junjie and the others would definitely come over: " Someone will come over and ask later, don’t say anything about this list!”
Because of these words, Sannomiya Airi glanced at Lin Baici.
Does Jun Lin already know something?
...
Fifteen minutes later.
The man in the sweatshirt who had been lying in front of the cat, observing the clown's movements, shouted excitedly: "Pan, it's gone, it's gone!"
The suit clown came from Japan room, completed the sales pitch to the last suite guest, and then left this floor.
“Are you sure?”
Pan Junjie came over and confirmed it himself.
“Let’s go to Lin Shen to discuss it quickly?”
The man in the sweatshirt urged.
Others are also very anxious. What if the clown tries to kill him?
Move quickly.
"Wait a minute!"
Pan Junjie was very steady.
“What are you waiting for?”
The man in the sweatshirt was anxious: “Time is running out!”
“Don’t worry, someone is more anxious than you!”
Pan Junjie rolled his eyes at the man in the sweatshirt: "And you have no choice!"
The man in the sweatshirt was stunned for a moment and figured it out.
Those Japanese people will definitely go to Lin Baici for advice. With Takeuchi Kurano's status, he will definitely not come forward in person, and the people he sends will not dare to refuse.
Isn’t this just cannon fodder to explore the path?
If there is danger outside, the clown will kill him, and those who die will also be cannon fodder!
"God Pan is still thoughtful!"
The man in the sweatshirt praised.
Sure enough, after waiting for less than three minutes, the Japanese named Kamada Daichi came out, walked cautiously through the corridor, and arrived at the door of Lin Bai's resignation room.
Boom! Boom!
Kamada Daichi knocked on the door, but it was not Lin Baici who shouted, but Airi Sannomiya: "Yukihime SAMA, Lord Takeuchi is here to discuss with you!"
Airi Sannomiya looked at Lin Baici: "Should I go?"
"This is your private matter!"
Lin Baici and Sakura Girl looked at each other.
"You definitely don't want me to tell them that you asked Akira-chan to fill out the return visit form, right?"
Minomiya Airi hit the nail on the head: "Why didn't you warn me?"
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"I regard you as half a friend and don't want to use this method."
Lin Baici's tone was sincere.
In fact, even if he warned her, it would be useless. After all, he couldn't see what Airi Sannomiya did after she left her side.
"Jun Lin, don't use beauty tricks on me!"
Sannomiya Airire said: "Just two words that are neither salty nor bland, I won't be moved, the least you can do is Say some heart-wrenching sweet words, and then satisfy me fiercely on the bed!”
"Of course, the bathroom, the balcony, any place is fine, but at least three times."
Hua Yueyu blushed after hearing these words, feeling that this Sakura girl was so shameless.
Jin Yingzhen is also full of anxiety. She is not good at the track that Sannomiya Airi is taking, so how can she compete?
“There are so many people, what are you talking about?”
Lin Bai was very embarrassed because he was so embarrassed.
"Haha!"
Minomiya Airi leaned close to her ear and muttered: "Don't worry, I can tell which one is more important!"
"Those Takeuchi people are cannon fodder. , and you are the man I want!”
After saying that, Sakura Girl pretended to be careless and rubbed Lin Baici’s ear with her lips.
It feels wet and numb!
When Airi Sannomiya left and closed the door, Daichi Kamada glared at Lin Baici fiercely through the crack in the door.
Soon, Pan Junjie and his party came to visit.
The man in the sweatshirt came in and was about to ask you if you bought that suit when he saw the boxes on the table.
This scene directly changed the expressions of the sweatshirt man and his party.
“Why did you buy this thing?”
Pan Junjie couldn't understand: "Aren't you afraid of rule contamination?"
Pan Junjie and his group didn't have US dollars. Even if they had, they wouldn't buy them, because no one wanted to come out to receive the clown in a suit and let this thing fall. in hand.
“I don’t know which choice is right now!”
Gu Qingqiu comforted: “Don’t be afraid!”
Pan Junjie and his party looked embarrassed, even though they said so Said, but they wanted to make the same choice as Lin Baici.
It's like getting the correct answer for the college entrance examination. Even a student with good grades will panic when he hears that his answer is different from that of the top student!
What's more, in the circle of god hunters, Lin Baici is equivalent to the god of learning.
"Why don't we pursue him? Buy one from that clown?"
The man in the sweatshirt suggested.
“Are you going?”
Pan Junjie asked back.
The men in sweatshirts stopped talking, because no one wanted to leave the army!
……
Japanese room.
“That bastard bought the sales pitch?”
When Kamada Daichi heard what Airi Sannomiya said about Lin Baici's choice, he was very surprised: "Is he crazy?"
Takeuchi Kurano chose not to buy it, so his face was serious now, and then, He asked a few more questions, all about Lin Baici.
"If nothing happens, I'm going back!"
Minomiya Airi stood up.
"Xueji SAMA, you are the princess of Dayao, why do you want to stay with those Kyushu people?"
Kamada Daichi was unhappy.
Airi Sannomiya walked up to Kamada Daichi, stretched out her hand and slapped him.
Bah bang bang!
After the fight, Kamada Daichi lowered his head and let out a hey.
Although I am not angry, I dare not resist.
"Kamada-kun, is this answer enough?"
Minomiya Airi became cruel, which was also very cruel, but Lin Baici had never seen it before.
“Hey!”
Kamada Daichi bowed his head.
"What am I doing here? Want to see you all die?"
Airi Sannomiya snorted: "But staying by Lin Baici's side will bring huge benefits!"
Everyone was silent.
Indeed, Lin Baici’s net worth crushed all of them, not to mention some intangible values.
“Get ready!”
Minomiya Airi left: “Jun Lin estimates that the clown will come again!”
Just when Sakura Girl was about to walk out, Takeuchi Kurano said: "Airi, please remember that you are a Yuki Princess who has the opportunity to become a monk leader and lead the Great Yao!"
"Of course I remember. !”
After finishing speaking, Sannomiya Airi opened the door and walked out.
She looks like an ambitious careerist, but in her heart, she is full of disdain.
If I will be toyed with by you old guys before I become a monk master, then I don’t want to take the position of monk master!
Rather than accompany these perverted old men, Airi Sannomiya would rather be a dog for Lin Baici.
At least Lin Baici is quite handsome, and he has relatively little experience, so he can't think of those tortured and perverted ways to play.
Sannomiya Airi returned to the room and found that Pan Junjie and others were still there.
“Why haven’t you left yet?”
Sakura Girl looked disgusted.
They are both men, the difference is really big.
Pan Junjie and his entourage were embarrassed and deliberately pretended not to hear. They could delay it as long as they could. If Lin Baici agreed to let them stay, they didn't care if they used the bathroom.
“Everyone, let’s go. I’m tired and want to rest.”
Lin Baici chased people away.
"Forest God!"
The man in the sweatshirt had a bitter look on his face.
Lin Baici stopped talking and waved his hand.
Pan Junjie and the others had no choice but to leave.
After returning to the room, Weiyi kicked the sofa manly.
“Stop kicking, everyone will monitor Lin Baici and the others for half an hour!”
Arranged by Pan Junjie.
......
"Have the forms been filled out?"
Lin Baici asked.
“Okay!”
Gu Qingqiu handed it to Lin Baici for review.
“Not bad!”
Lin Baici praised and walked out.
As soon as he moved, everyone else stood up.
“Why are you going?”
Li Yintong asked.
“Send this thing away!”
Lin Baici folded the return visit form and put it in his pocket.
“Can’t we go tomorrow?”
Hua Yueyu frowned: “Are the express delivery and post office closed?”
"I'll go with you!"
Jin Yingzhen volunteered, and no matter what Lin Baici did, she wanted to follow him.
“Stop arguing, time is tight, I’ll be back as soon as I go!”
Lin Baici left.
Minomiya Airi was about to follow, but Lin Baici stopped her: "Be obedient and stay well."
"At least bring the movie with you!"
Gu Qingqiu suggested.
Jin Yingzhen has a pair of high heels that can teleport. In critical moments, self-protection is not a problem. (End of this chapter)