Chapter 147: Call the aliens and immediately kneel under the stars and stripes to apologize.
In front of the door, even with Old K accompanying them, the two Secret Service guards did not easily let the group go.
Just when Lange thought that the other party might want to verify Agent K's identity through fingerprints or passwords, Old K suddenly raised his fist and engaged in a complex gang-style fistfight with the Secret Service.
After a few minutes, this set of fancy boxing ended. The operators guarding the gate confirmed the identity of Old K and brought them all into the White House with a smile on their face.
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Rango and Teddy, who had witnessed the whole process, had strange expressions. The way they entered the White House was a bit too bizarre.
Entering the corridor, Old K guided Lango to the President's Office with ease. Along the way, he did not forget to introduce the portraits of great people hanging on the wall. They not only recorded the outstanding achievements of past presidents, but also included many outstanding figures in the military and political circles.
"Wait, wait"
In front of a special portrait, Lange stopped involuntarily.
The people painted on it are none other than Quagma and Old Joe from the [Woodhouse] organization. In addition to them, there is Rango's father, Pete, and a black man.
The four people in the picture are full of youth, especially Pete. In addition to his iconic butt and chin, he looks energetic in both body and mental state.
"Hmm, [Four Horsemen of the Wooden House]." Old K stared at the portrait, a trace of nostalgia and emotion flashed in his eyes, "Although they each have their shortcomings, their contribution to maintaining world stability is indelible."
Lange nodded slightly, then pointed to Old Qiao in the painting, who looked only in his twenties but was already in a wheelchair, "Were Qiao's legs paralyzed at that time?"
"Forehead"
After hearing this, Old K raised his eyebrows and said with a strange expression: "Well, when I first met him, he was already in a wheelchair. MIB even has information showing that Lao Qiao is a wheelchair star. When his mother gave birth to him, the wheelchair came out first. "
Teddy said in confusion: "Wait a minute, K, that is to say, Lao Qiao's mother was also pregnant with a wheelchair when she was pregnant with him?"
Old K nodded: "Yes, so that wheelchair is actually equivalent to Joe's brother and sister."
"Shet, did the wheelchair also come out with the umbilical cord?"
"What are you thinking, man? It's just a wheelchair. Do you think it's reasonable to have an umbilical cord?"
"Fake? Now you think it's unreasonable?"
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Lange listened to the funny conversation between the two, with a smile on his lips, his eyes fell deeply on the portrait again, and then continued to follow Old K. Along the way, they passed through long corridors hung with all kinds of strange and even monster and alien portraits, and finally arrived at the President's Office.
The door opened wide, and a white-haired but energetic old man was sitting at his desk, carefully reviewing documents.
Although he looks very old, his expression is very solemn, and his eyes reveal unquestionable rigor and seriousness, as if every word has been carefully considered.
Rango and Teddy exchanged a look. The president seemed quite reliable.
Old K coughed lightly and called politely: "Mr. President?"
"Um?"
The white-headed president raised his head from his contemplation, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, and then he saw it was old K, and a surprise smile broke out on his face: "Hey, K, are you sending me the moon-dressing dancer? This Are there people on the moon for the first time? I love their tentacles so much." After hearing this, Lange nodded secretly with satisfaction. As expected, this kind of president is in line with the expectations when he came.
Old K shook his head expressionlessly, and his tone became serious: "I came here because of the death tape. After knowing that you had also seen the tape, I specially brought superpowers to ensure your safety. ”
He turned sideways and introduced Lango to the president, "This is Lango Winchester. His parents are the founders of the [Log Cabin] organization who sacrificed their lives for the country. They are the sons of Mr. Pitt and Ms. Louise. Not only did he inherit The family's exorcism ability is also the general manager of the New York area's "Log House" organization. Next, he will be responsible for your safety."
"oh?"
After hearing this, the president stood up from his chair, walked to them, looked at Lango carefully, and then sighed softly: "It's nice to see you young man, your eyes are very much like your mother's."
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Lange couldn't help but raise his eyebrows when he heard this. Why did this sound so unpleasant?
"Hello, Mr. President."
He responded politely: "It seemed like you were correcting a very important document just now. I didn't bother you."
"Haha, it's just a small matter. The staff are discussing setting up a song and dance troupe in the White House." The president squeezed Lango with his arm and said with a evil smile: "You can't imagine a person not named Bill Clinton." 'How difficult it is for a guy to play with a woman in this white house."
"Haha." Lange laughed awkwardly.
Old K sighed helplessly and brought the topic back on track: "Mr. President, we have found out the source of this horrific plague."
He recounted in detail the information Lango obtained at Cindy's house, as well as their preliminary judgment on the matter: "As long as we can clear the evil spirits in the wells, the plague raging on extraterrestrials will stop, and those aliens who threaten us will The star battleships will also retreat."
After the white-headed president heard this, he immediately puffed up his chest and said resolutely: "How dare those aliens threaten to destroy the earth? After the evil spirits are eliminated, I want them to come in person and kneel under the stars and stripes to apologize!"
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Just when Lange and the others were speechless, the phone on the desk rang suddenly. The president picked up the phone and after a brief conversation, he turned to Old K and smiled: "Good news, Joe has solved that problem."
"So fast? How did you solve it?"
Old K's face was full of surprise. It had only been more than an hour since they separated.
"Qiao found the well and jumped directly. After finding the evil spirit's body inside, he smashed the evil spirit to death with a wheelchair."
The president explained, and then added: "Also, it seems that those aliens have also gotten the news and are coming to express their thanks. There is a dinner party tonight. Are you interested in attending?"
Seeing that things were developing more smoothly than expected, Lango shook his head slightly and had no idea of staying. The reason why he came here was purely to see what the president was like. Otherwise, he would have followed Qiao and the others to kill evil spirits to increase their energy. .
After meeting the president now, after a conversation, his curiosity was finally settled. It was almost as he expected. When he was serious, he was very serious, but when he was not, he was like an old lunatic.
But this old man seemed to be very interested in Lango. Not only did he forcefully pull his arm to keep him, but he also secretly told him that there was a good show to watch that night
(End of Chapter)