Chapter 82 A sudden turn of events? Ertie Digestion
"Ha!"
"Hahahaha!"
Li Guishe grabbed the secret book and opened it to read a few pages. The sharp-mouthed monkey's cheeks were like those of a monkey. On his face, there was a look of ferocity that was even more terrifying than that of a liger.
"Hahahaha, God help me, God help me!" The laughter was crazy and terrifying, but it was only limited to the room, and no trace was leaked outside the doors and windows.
Li Bashan looked unbearable and covered his ears.
"Bashan, no one can tell anyone about this secret book, and the brothers and sisters in the sect are not allowed to say a word. Do you understand?" Li Guishe stopped laughing and returned to his usual sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked appearance.
Li Bashan rubbed his ears, wondering: "Master, I talk in my sleep at night."
Li Guishe's blood pressure soared, and he cursed ferociously: "From now on, you will be alone Sleep, and cover your mouth with socks when you sleep."
Li Bashan thought about his smelly socks, and looked at the ferocious expression on his master's face, and could only helplessly agree.
Li Guishe waved his hand to signal Li Bashan to leave, and suddenly ordered: "Go and take the boy who just drove away back to the martial arts gym."
Li Bashan: "Huh?"
Li Guishe urged: "Why are you standing there in a daze? If you don't hurry up, if you don't come back, you will be punished by not being able to eat for three days."
Li Bashan suddenly changed his expression and rushed out the door.
Li Guishe closed the door and sat on the Grand Master's chair. While reading the secret book, he said quietly: "Master, you borrowed that boy to bring me the secret book. That boy is not a bad omen, but a bad omen." Good luck, my Dou Qiong Martial Arts School is about to turn around now.”
"When I master the magic skills, on the day when [Yin-faced Snake Lord] reappears in the world, all the dragons and eagles will be killed, and they will be unruly and unruly——"
Out of Dou Qiong In the martial arts gym, Feng Mu restrained his dull disguise, kept a cold face, and pushed his bicycle slowly on the road.
At this point, Wuguan Street became lively. There were more vehicles and pedestrians on the road. Each martial arts center was also crowded and extremely lively.
Most martial arts gyms are not walled courtyards like the [Dou Qiong] martial arts gym. Instead, they have transparent glass walls directly facing the street, and the entire floor-to-ceiling windows are basically elegant and regular.
The best business here is the Canglong Martial Arts School. There is a large screen surrounding the museum that plays the concepts of the Canglong Martial Arts School in a loop, attracting the attention of passers-by.
Boom boom boom——
The sound of uniform punches, the sounds of fists and feet colliding with various instruments, the shouts of instructor leaders, the shouts of students following the rhythm, and various electronic The cold broadcast from the instrument.
Various sounds are mixed together and transmitted to the street through the radio speakers, making the pedestrians passing by can't help but feel excited.
Feng Mu’s pace of pushing the bicycle slowed down.
Although he dislikes this world very much, and dislikes it in every aspect. In his eyes, this world is almost inferior to his previous life. It is full of deception and depression everywhere, and things are happening all the time in the dark corners. Intrigue and gore.
Human life is the cheapest consumable in this world, and even the vast majority of civilians are not even considered consumables, but renewable garbage that wastes air.
However,
Feng Mu also had to admit that one thing about this world is far better than the previous life, and that is that people in this world are martial arts. In everyone's heart, regardless of men, women, old or young, There lived a beast that longed to bite its own kind.
This is the most humane and evil era, and it is also the era when bestiality is the most rampant, which also builds an unprecedented martial arts prosperity.
And in the visible future, human nature, animal nature, and prosperity will continue to be intertwined and climb toward never-ending limits.
When Feng Mu was thinking like this, he suddenly felt that his stomach seemed to be a little deflated from just now.
It's not much deflated, it's probably equivalent to the stomach capacity required to digest 1% of the edible amount of iron.
Feng Mu stopped at his feet, and his wandering thoughts returned to his body: "That's right, it's not lunch, lunch has been digested long ago, it's not pig iron, it's just 1% of the iron that was suddenly digested ."
"I couldn't digest 1% of the iron in a week, so why did I suddenly lose 1%?"
"What did I just do?"
"I didn't do anything!" Feng Mu's mind raced, recalling the scenes that had just happened.
Working backwards and forwards, I lamented the prosperous age of martial arts. I was attracted by the promotional video of Canglong Martial Arts Hall. I walked on the cart on the road and walked out of Douqiong Martial Arts Hall. I was surrounded by a group of " "Murderers" surrounded them, and an old man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks passed by, and the plaque fell to the ground...
Everything does not seem to be able to digest iron, but if you have to do it, What if you have to pick one among them?
Feng Mu's breath suddenly suffocated, his pupils flickered, and he locked onto a piece of suspicion.
"But why is this happening? What's the principle? I didn't practice and I didn't sweat. The iron was digested by itself through my belly?"
Feng Mu can only doubt and cannot be sure, unless, he also Being able to enter the Dou Qiong Martial Arts Hall again and experience the feeling of "replaying" it again.
Time cannot be replayed, only similar scenes can be reproduced.
So, an extremely dangerous thought suddenly appeared in Feng Mu's mind: "Go back to Dou Qiong Martial Arts School, this time I will really smash the plaque?!"
Yesterday At night, I was still thinking about solutions to increase the consumption of Erte, and almost every option had not been implemented yet. As a result... I suddenly met myself unexpectedly at a turning point, and it hit me? !
Feng Mu was secretly happy. He was really considering whether to use his own life to test his idea.
"Of course, you can't use [Feng Mu]'s face. You can wait until dark, switch to [Mask] and try playing in the gym again. This time it's really good!" He was thinking in his mind.
“Hey, why are you walking so fast? I almost missed dinner.”
The loud but confused voice suddenly interrupted Feng Mu’s calculations. He didn’t even need to Turning around, his whole body and the bicycle were once again covered by the burly shadow.
Why do I walk so fast that you can’t have dinner?
Am I not your dinner?
Feng Mu's heart skipped a beat, and he turned to look up at Li Bashan, with a look of dullness and confusion on his face.
Li Bashan seemed to know that he wanted to show a smile when inviting people back, so he grinned and gave a sincere smile: "Don't leave, the master has changed his mind and wants to accept you into the martial arts gym."
Li Bashan has been with his master for 30 years and knows the latter’s temperament very well.
His master said he didn't believe in fate, but in fact he was very superstitious. He could drive people away because of bad omens, but he could also bring people in because of good omens.
It is very possible that this person who is accepted into the martial arts school will not just be accepted into the martial arts school as a... money bag, ah, it is like being an apprentice member, but it is really possible to be accepted into the sect and become his own little junior disciple in the future. .
Of course, it must be inspected for a period of time to confirm that the qualifications or character of the junior disciple are not too bad.
Feng Mu had questions all over his head. He felt that the smile on the giant man's face was really scary, as if he was about to eat people in the street. He felt more and more that he was being treated as dinner.
“It just saves me the step of smashing the plaque. Let’s go back with him and feel the feeling at that time.”
Feng Mu’s heart was solemn, but he nodded on his face and pushed his bicycle to follow. Behind Li Bashan.
When Li Bashan saw Feng Mu agreeing, he didn't know what he thought of. He drooled from the corner of his mouth. He touched his belly and walked quickly in front of him.
The crowded passers-by were squeezed out of the way, some with a bad temper were about to curse, but as soon as they looked up, they all put on polite and civilized smiles.
Feng Mu followed three steps behind, pushing the bicycle, almost jogging, and could barely keep up with Li Bashan's speed.
“I am eager to catch up and be eaten by others. I have to catch up. I’m afraid there will be no other person in the world except me.”
Feng Mu said a few words in his heart. , but not to mention, there is a giant man running rampant in front of him, and it feels quite good to clear the way for him. If he has the opportunity in the future, he can also cultivate such a person under his command.
Inside Canglong Martial Arts School.
Feng Yuhuai, whose figure was outlined by a training suit, glanced sideways out of the French window and frowned slightly.
She seemed to have seen Feng Mu just now.
"Why did Feng Mu come to the martial arts street? He dropped out of school and gave up taking the exam. Isn't he still holding on to some unrealistic ideas? Isn't it bad to work honestly and work hard to make money? Why? I have to squander all the hard-earned money.”
“But fortunately, martial arts schools have to admit students based on their ability. It is impossible for Feng Mu to have such a ridiculous ability. The martial arts school accepts him.”
"Well, what if a martial arts school defrauds him of his money? No, I have to call him at night to persuade my stupid brother..."
(End of Chapter)