Chapter 115 Listen to me blowing to you (please subscribe)
“The three uncles have been my master’s disciples for most of their lives, so they should know something about him. He is good at everything, but he just refuses to let go. He insisted on making money and had no choice but to live in Yizhuang.
I’m not bragging. He had no choice but to live in Yizhuang before. Now he lives in Yizhuang. Yizhuang is just out of habit.
Not to mention anything else, the mayor celebrated his birthday the past two days, the squire sang, and there were two to three hundred people at the banquet, which was obvious to all. < br>
There are also two senior brothers of mine, one is out of tune and the other is too dull. His life is not good and his practice is in a mess
But what about looking at them now? You may not know about Master Qianhe and Master Xu, but you know about Master Simu, right? Qiusheng or Wencai, which one is still short of money?
All these changes started when I was brought into Yizhuang. Later I understood that my destiny of wealth and auspiciousness did not refer to my own wealth and auspiciousness, but that I could change the lives of others into wealth and auspiciousness! "
The three uncles were stunned for a while.
Four of them were more emotional.
After all, he often used it when he was driving away corpses. He knows best what Yizhuang was like before and what Yizhuang is like now
Seeing the three uncles deep in thought, Qin Yao picked up his wine glass and drank it down in one gulp, burying his thoughts in careless words: "Uncle Qianhe, Uncle Xu, there will definitely be a way to make money if you mess with me, a lot of money.
We didn’t have many contacts in the past, so you may not know me well. I’m not bragging. In order to redeem Uncle Jiu’s Bone-breaking Sutra Cleansing Pills, I picked up my pistol and went to the underworld, passed three levels, killed four ghosts, and rushed in to die in vain. City, set foot on Montenegro On the top of the mountain, I tore down the gate of the saint's mansion, used my words as a sword, and cut off the bond between the saint of Montenegro and the Buddhas of the ten directions. I made the saint fall in love with me at first sight, crying and shouting that she would not marry anyone but me. I don't agree. He even chased after the human world and insisted on being me My wife, even if she is not the only one, is willing to..."
Simu: "..."
Qianhe: "..."
Old Xu: "..."< br>
Damn it!
Isn’t this what you call bragging?
Why don't you leave it here to tell stories to our three brothers? ? ?
"Looking at you, do you seem a little unconvinced?" Qin Yao exhaled a breath of alcohol and asked with his head raised.
Three people: "..."
A little, a little, and a lot!
"How about making a bet?" Qin Yao said, holding his neck.
"What's the bet?" Si Yan's heart moved, and he suddenly reacted.
This bastard is obviously digging a hole!
Bah.
The heart is so dark!
"Whatever you do will have its own cause and effect and traces in the world.
You can go check it out. If what you find out is the same as what I said, then you can fool with me from now on. , I am born with wealth and auspiciousness, and I will ensure that everyone of you will become rich.
If the facts you finally find out are different from what I said and can prove that I am lying, I will join you. If you ask me to go east, I will not go west. If you ask me to beat the dog, I will not chase the chicken. < br>
Three martial uncles, what do you think?" Qin Yao said with a smile.
Qianhe: "..."
Old Xu: "..."
The two Taoist priests silently thought in their hearts: Even if what he said is only 50% true, it would be a waste to follow him. Much better than the status quo.
"Qianhe, Ji Ping, what do you say?" Four Eyes assisted.
The two Taoist priests looked at each other, and Chizuru said on behalf of him: "Drink, drink, let's think about it carefully."
"What's there to consider?" Qin Yao's eyes widened and he shouted: "Uncle, are you not drunk enough?"
Qianhe: "???"
No!
This has nothing to do with drinking!
"Boy, please bring four big bowls. I must make my uncles drink happily today." Qin Yao turned around and said.
After a while, with a confused look on his face, the waiter actually brought four large bowls and placed them gently in front of Qin Yao.
Qin Yao put the big bowl aside and filled it with wine: "Uncles, it's done."
Three Taoist priests: "..."
It's going to kill me This is!
One bowl, two bowls, three bowls... Qin Yao drank like water, but the three Taoist priests couldn't hold on any longer, and they surrendered first: "My nephew, I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore, what did you say? Either way, I agree.”
"Master Qianhe, Master Xu, come on, the feelings are deep and boring!" Qin Yao said enthusiastically.
I can’t get bored...
This really can’t get boring...
Chizuru can see that if they don’t agree to bet today, they are not drunk today. If you die here, you will die here.
"I can't do it anymore, nephew, I promise, I promise."
Qin Yao blinked and moved the stool towards Lao Xu: "Master Xu..."
" Well... Nephew Qin, can I go to the hut first and drink when I get back?" Lao Xu replied.
Qin Yao shook his head: "Uncle, the urine escape doesn't work. I drink so much, don't I have the convenience of going to the latrine?"
Old Xu's legs were tense under the table. , his face turned red: "I am not a urine escape..."
"Then I'll go with you." Qin Yao said.
Old Xu: "..."
"I agree, I agree." After a long time, Old Xu, who couldn't hold it in any longer, finally surrendered.
Qin Yao nodded with satisfaction: "Uncle, you go first, I will go later."
Old Xu hurried out of the restaurant, was blown by the cool breeze, and suddenly reacted come over.
Oh shit.
I’m going to pee, why do I need his approval!
An hour later.
Qin Yao settled the bill, and the four of them left the restaurant arm-in-arm and wandered up the stone steps of Maoshan.
When they came to Waimao, several Taoist priests who smelled the smell found them with frowns. When they saw it was Qin Yao, they immediately walked away pretending to be nonchalant.
What is this called?
This is called emergency evacuation!
After settling the three uncles, Qin Yao sat alone at the stone table in front of the four-eye door, squinting and watching the sky slowly turn from white to black.
I don’t have any chicken feelings, I just feel like vomiting.
I don’t know how long it took, but a chill came over me. Si Mu, who had woken up feeling uncomfortable all over, sat down opposite him and said, "My eldest nephew, in order to accompany you in this scene, Uncle Master, I almost lost my life!”
Qin Yao's consciousness gradually returned, and he waved his hand and said: "I saw you secretly pouring wine under the table."
Four eyes: "..."
"Ahem. You are drinking. Is everything on the table true? And the Saint of Montenegro..."
Qin Yao pursed his lips and said, "It's true."
He took a breath of cold air and said, "This matter is better than yours. The teachers are all awesome.”
Qin Yao didn't want to mention this topic anymore, so he asked instead: "If Master Qianhe and Master Xu help you, it should be no problem to build a hilltop outside, right?"
He nodded and said, "Everything is possible. The beginning is difficult. With the support of Qianhe and Xu Jiping, we can It's getting better. Once it gets going, everything will be easy."
Qin Yao stood up and stamped his feet: "You can cool down here for a while. I'll take a nap."
< br>My eyes were stunned, and I watched helplessly as he walked into his room.
No.
You went to sleep in my room.
Where will I sleep? ?
Brother.
It's night now, not day!
(End of this chapter)