Chapter 158: The Immortal Splashes Water (please subscribe)
“But you need to change your name, and you cannot join the army with your real name. This is a hidden dragon, just like a dragon protecting itself when swimming in shallow water.”
Liu Dalong explained: "But the word "dragon" cannot be forgotten and cannot be lost at all, otherwise there is no chance of flying dragons in the sky?
So under the guidance of the old Taoist priest, I changed my name to Liu Long, with the intention of keeping the dragon. Later, I joined the army under the name Liu Long. After many battles, I finally grew into a warlord as the old Taoist priest said.
As the name was called, Liu Long became Dalong, and then Liu Dalong...
After I became successful and returned home in glory, the first thing I thought about was not pleasure and enjoyment. Instead, I mobilized all my strength to find the old Taoist priest again and try to keep him by my side.
But the old Taoist priest was not greedy for pleasure, let alone money. For the sake of my sincerity, he helped me choose a site to rebuild the ancestral temple. Then he drifted away, and I have not seen him since. Got past him. ”
“He is truly a man of God. "
Uncle Jiu stood in front of the ancestral hall, pointed in all directions and said: "This place is on a hillside, facing the sea to the east, and backed by mountains. The sea breeze blows the moisture in, and is blocked by the mountains. Cold winds will cause rain, so sun rain often occurs. This pattern of Feng Shui pipes is called "fairy splashing water". "
"Yes, yes, that's what the old Taoist priest said at the beginning. "Liu Dalong was happy, and he gave a rare compliment: "Lin Jiu, you are a Taoist priest who can do well! ”
Uncle Jiu glanced at him and said, "Then did he tell you that there are advantages and disadvantages to the gods splashing water?"
"Of course he did, and the explanation was very detailed." Liu Dalong said without hesitation: "The advantages and disadvantages Not to mention, it is also said that if the coffin touches the ground, it will be unlucky for the family to open the door."
The guard opened the door, and Uncle Jiu walked in first. He pointed to the pillars that hung the coffin and soaked it in the golden basin water and said: "Even the pillars are separated by golden basin water. That old Taoist seems not only kind-hearted , and very attentive. Marshal, do you know his name?”
“I remember it was Sammo Hung,” Liu Dalong said.
"Pfft." Qin Yao couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at? Do you know him?" Uncle Jiu asked.
Qin Yao said in his heart: Don’t we know each other? "Lam Ching-ying" is both a member of "Sammo Hung".
In fact, this is the reason why the old Taoist priest in the movie had this name.
“I don’t know, I don’t know, it’s just that the name has the same name as a person in my memory.”
Uncle Jiu was speechless, unable to understand what was so funny about this, and turned to Liu Dalong Said: "Look for it, there must be a coffin on the ground."
"I saw it." At this time, Qin Yao suddenly pointed to a coffin in the corner and said.
"Who is in this coffin?" Uncle Jiu walked over and asked in a serious voice.
“My dad.” Liu Dalong responded.
“Become a zombie.”
Liu Dalong: “???”
Looking at his confused look, Uncle Jiu shook his head and said: "The corpse air is leaking out. If you don't believe me, go and smell it."
Liu Dalong: "..."
I have I'm sick,
go smell the corpse gas!
"Come, open the coffin."
Four guards stepped forward, working in pairs, and tried to open the coffin lid from two directions. However, even though they exerted all their strength, the coffin lid remained motionless.
"Don't try. It seems that the coffin lid is bitten by the corpse's energy and cannot be opened during the day." Uncle Jiu said.
"Then come back in the evening?" Liu Dalong asked.
"If you come at night, the corpse energy will be restrained. Your father will wake up as soon as the coffin lid is opened." Qin Yao said lightly.
Liu Dalong: "..." Paralyzed.
My dad has been dead for many years.
It’s not like I just slept!
"Master, he was bitten by his father. Can he pull out his father's teeth, grind them into powder, mix them with water and feed them to him, so that he can fight poison with poison and dissolve the corpse poison?" Qin Yao asked uncertainly road.
Although Uncle Jiu said this himself in the movie, he was not sure whether the knowledge in the movie could be applied to reality.
"Where did you hear this theory?" Uncle Jiu asked curiously.
Qin Yao made a haha: "I think I heard it said when two ghosts were chatting. I don't know if it is true."
Uncle Jiu nodded and said: "If you can't find it, Other antidote elixirs, this is indeed a way.”
"In that case, why don't I try to open the coffin lid? His father bit him while he was sleeping, and let him extract his teeth while his father was sleeping. It's a retaliation. "Reported."
Liu Dalong: "..."
Uncle Jiu: "..."
There seems to be no problem with the logic.
"Mr. Qin, please do it." Shao Qing, Liu Dalong said decisively.
Compared with pulling out his father’s teeth, he was more worried about becoming a zombie in the future.
As a warlord, he has as much power as a local emperor, but he is far from enjoying it enough!
Qin Yao strode to the coffin, bent down, pressed the bottom of the coffin with his left hand, and held the lid of the coffin with his right hand. He exerted force on his arms and tightened his muscles. The internal energy of the Da Huang Ting in his body surged crazily, pouring into the meridians of both arms, so that The exposed palms seemed to glow with golden light.
"Bang bang..."
"Bang bang..."
"Pa!"
Strength worked a miracle, and the coffin lid, which was originally tight, hardened The piece of life was shattered into pieces by his palm, and the corpse energy that was biting the coffin lid now had a breakthrough, and overflowed along the cracked hole.
"This smells so good." Liu Dalong took a breath, and a look of relief suddenly appeared on his face.
It is as if you have smoked a big smoke, floating on the clouds.
Uncle Jiu’s expression changed slightly, and he immediately grabbed his wrist and forced him to exit the ancestral hall as quickly as possible.
"Lin Jiu, what are you doing?" After going out, the feeling of ecstasy disappeared instantly. An unknown fire suddenly rose in Liu Dalong's heart and he shouted loudly.
Uncle Jiu let go of his wrist and said calmly: "If you want to become a zombie as soon as possible and lose all the feelings and even emotions as a human being, then go in and breathe in it as much as you want."
Liu Dalong was shocked, but he was unwilling to give in. He pointed at Qin Yao and said, "Why is he in there?"
Uncle Jiu said calmly: "He has killed more zombies than you have ever heard of. "
Liu Dalong: "..."
Is this explaining or showing off?
Inside the ancestral hall.
When the corpse in the coffin was almost gone, Qin Yao opened the old coffin lid, and then dropped the coffin on the ground with a bang. He lowered his head and looked inside the coffin, and saw Liu Dalong and his father, Mr. Long, wearing a black suit. He was lying in the center of the coffin, wearing a long coat and a black military cap. He died in an elegant manner.
"Okay, let's go in." Outside the ancestral hall, Uncle Jiu sniffed and said to Liu Dalong who kept scratching his hands.
Liu Dalong nodded and said to the guard accompanying him: "Go get a saw and prepare the saw teeth... Damn, I don't know what zombie teeth taste like. Can I drink it? .”
(End of this chapter)