Chapter 208 Musical Zongzi (Added update on June 1st, happy holidays everyone~~)
"I know, if you want money, just go and ask for it. You don't have to ask me for instructions." Zhu Hao, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, replied softly.
The mature-looking disciple looked helpless: "Who said I didn't want it? I asked for it, but I didn't give it. I mean, it's time for us to find a way. We can't just work for free every month, right?"
"Ah Hao, Ah Qiang, why do you two smell so bad when you put on incense?" After rubbing his feet numbly, he put his fingers under his nose and smelled it.
Hmm...it doesn't stink.
No need to wash your hands.
"Master..." The two disciples came to him together and shouted in unison.
"Yes." He nodded and said: "You two have been following me for so long, it's time to learn to drive away corpses alone. Ah Hao, you take Mr. Ren to Renjia Town; Ah Qiang , you take Mr. Sun to Jiyang Town.”
“Master, I want to go to Renjia Town,” Aqiang said quickly.
He has been to both of these towns. Jiyang Town is not only far away, but also remote and desolate. It is simply useless. On the contrary, Renjia Town is much better. Not to mention the distance, it is still there after delivering the corpse. I can go to Fucheng for a tour.
"I still want to go to Renjia Town. Do you want to eat shit?" he scolded numbly.
Aqiang shrank his neck: "Then forget it..."
"You have a long way to go, so go on your way first." He said numbly.
Aqiang did not dare to resist, so he went back to the house and changed his clothes, took the magic weapon, and led a zombie out of the Taoist temple.
"Do you know why he went to Jiyang Town and you went to Renjia Town?" After watching his figure disappear, he said numbly.
"I know." Ahao smiled and nodded: "What the Master gives us is ours. We can't ask for what the Master doesn't give us."
"Be good."
Mama Di With a look of relief on his face, he said: "Renjia Town is your Uncle Lin's territory. Don't forget to visit Yizhuang after driving away the corpses."
"Yes, Master." Ahao saluted. .
Two hours later.
Ahao drove the corpse to the upper reaches of a stream, breathed in the breeze from the mountain stream, and suddenly felt refreshed.
"Oh, please stop making trouble." At this moment, a girl's exclamation suddenly came from below. Ahao looked down and froze in place.
In the pool below, two beautiful girls in swimsuits were playing and playing in the water, with their four long snow-white legs reflecting the dazzling light in the water...
"Plop, plop, Plop..."
When has Ahao ever seen such a scene? My heart was beating so fast that it was like beating a drum.
Just as he was swallowing hard, a hand suddenly grabbed his neck from behind and pressed him to the stone surface.
"Dr. Ren, catch a peeper."
On the rock, the bodyguard in a suit pressed Ah Hao firmly, and glanced at Mr. Ren beside him: "There is another one. Zombies.”
In the pool, any Tingting swam to the shore, reached out and took the bath towel handed over by the bodyguard on the side, wiped the water stains and said: "Bring the peeper here."
The bodyguard in suit ignored Ah Hao's struggle and lifted him like a chicken. When he reached the pool, he threw it on the ground.
"Sister...Sister, I wasn't peeping, I was just passing by here and glanced down accidentally." Looking at the two black pistols pointed at him, Ah Hao trembled and said quickly.
"I heard that you also brought a zombie..." Since she came wearing an extremely conservative swimsuit, Ren Tingting did not feel annoyed at being peeped, but asked with interest: "You Which kind of corpse chaser is this?”
Ahao was stunned. Firstly, he didn’t expect this woman to be so calm. Secondly, he didn’t expect this woman to be so calm. I didn't expect her to look very understanding: "I am the 88th generation descendant of the Maoshan sect, and I learned from Taoist Master Mao Shan of Maoshan."
"It turns out that I am from Maoshan."
Ren Tingting nodded and waved to the bodyguard in suit to let him go: "It's okay, hurry up and drive away the body."
Ahao: "???"
Does Maoshan have such a great reputation here?
"Why are you stunned? Do you want to get beaten before leaving?" Looking at his stunned look, Ren Tingting frowned and shouted.
This woman is so beautiful, so sassy...
The damn heartbeat made Ahao's cheeks burn, but as two bodyguards in suits approached, he had to flee in a hurry.
After leaving a long distance, the feeling of stepping on the clouds gradually disappeared. Ahao suddenly realized that the zombie was still above the pool.
"Oops, don't run around!" Ahao's face turned bitter and he hurriedly ran back to Tan Bian. He saw that the place was empty. Not only did the two beautiful girls leave with their bodyguards, , and the zombies disappeared.
“Ding ding ding, ding ding ding.”
Take out the copper bell from your arms and shake it hard twice. Ah Hao shouted: “Old Master Ren...”< br>
“Nintendo!”
But no matter how he yelled or howled, Old Man Ren never jumped out suddenly to give him a surprise.
At a loss, he suddenly remembered that his master once said that Renjia Town was Uncle Lin's territory. A glimmer of hope gradually emerged in his heart, and he hurried towards Renjia Town...
< br>It’s approaching dusk.
In Yizhuang.
Below the statue of the Patriarch.
Aunt Sue, who was sitting on the futon, trembled, slowly opened her eyes, and said to the nervous Ahao: "I found it, it didn't run far. The zombie is currently in an operating room in Fucheng Renhe Hospital."
Ahao breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you, Uncle Master. I Go to Renhe Hospital now."
"Wait a minute."
Ze Gu stopped him and said, "Aren't you curious why the zombie is in the hospital?"
Ahao? Blinked: "Why?"
Gu Gu: "..."
"Someone inserted detectors all over the zombie's body. They should be collecting data. To put it simply, this zombie was stolen by them. There is still someone standing outside the operating room. There are many bodyguards with guns. Do you have the ability to be invulnerable and ignore bullets?"
Ahao: "..."
No matter how skilled you are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives.
Bullets are more terrifying than kitchen knives. Not to mention him, even if his master came suddenly, he would still be burped if he was shot.
"I'll write you a letter. You can take it to Qin Yao and ask him to help you think of a solution." Looking at his cowardly look, Uncle Jiu shook his head and said calmly.
Ahao was overjoyed and said quickly: "Okay, okay, thank you so much, uncle!"
As Uncle Jiu's status in Waimaozhong increased, as Yizhuang was affiliated with Waimaozhong, His weight increased day by day, and Qin Yao gradually became "other people's children" among the eighty-eight generations of descendants, and his prestige was unparalleled in the contemporary era.
With the help of Junior Brother Qin, the matter of retaking the zombies is stable.
Evening.
Chenghuang Department Store.
Indoor of the president.
Qin Yao sat cross-legged on the futon in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, silently absorbing the insights he gained from the Arhat Palm through initiation.
There is a saying that the Angry-Eye Arhat Palm is really awesome. The deeper Qin Yao understands it, the more powerful he can realize the power of Tong Xuanwu.
If Simu had not played his cards according to the routine and invited his parents to come up, taking him by surprise and attacking him unprepared, it would have been impossible for the uncle and nephew to come together. No, they would definitely not be able to defeat the monster monk.
The martial arts at the bottom of the box is +1...
This is very nice.
"Dong dong, dong dong." Suddenly, Hao Jing's gentle voice sounded outside the door: "Boss, there is a Taoist priest who calls himself A Hao and wants to see you."
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"Ah Hao?" Qin Yao was stunned, and for a moment he didn't expect which Ah Hao it was.
In Hong Kong films, there are as many people named Ah Hao as there are people named Zhang Wei in the Mainland.
"Yes." Hao Jing nodded and said, "I am in the guest room right now."
"Bring me here." Qin Yao said thoughtfully.
If a Taoist priest of his uncle's generation came to see him, he would naturally greet him, but how he treats his peers depends entirely on his mood.
If you are in a good mood, see him, if you are in a bad mood, see him. Who else can do anything to him?
This is not arrogance, but a manifestation of strength.
"Hello, Junior Brother Qin, my name is Ahao, and my master is Taoist Master Mamadi." Ahao said softly as he followed Hao Jing with a guilty conscience and walked into the president's office.
"Mummy...Uncle Master?" Qin Yao's pupils shrank.
This name is poisonous!
Ahao glanced up and saw Qin Yao's tall body. His heart suddenly tightened and he became nervous for no reason: "Yes, yes, junior brother."
"Don't be nervous, I don't eat people." Qin Yao came back to his senses and said with a smile.
Ahao smiled awkwardly, but after he said this, he really didn’t feel so nervous anymore.
"What did you come to see me for?" Qin Yao waved and asked.
Ahao took out the letter written by Uncle Jiu from his arms, took two steps forward, and delivered it to Qin Yao: "To be honest, I am here to ask for help. This is a handwritten letter written by Uncle Lin Jiu. , Junior Brother, please take a look.”
Qin Yao took the letter and looked at it, roughly understanding what happened, and said in a deep voice: “Hao Jing, tell Ge Lanqing to take your brothers and guys out with me to do things. ”
"Yes, boss." Hao Jing turned around and left quickly.
"It's okay, senior brother, we will definitely get Nintendo back." Qin Yao said comfortingly after Hao Jing left.
Ahao smiled and nodded.
Then he was suddenly startled.
How did Junior Brother Qin Yao know that the lost zombie was called Nintendo?
To know the name of this zombie, he didn't even tell Uncle Lin...
Renhe Hospital, operating room.
Mark was wearing a white coat, holding a pen and paper in his hand, glancing at the various values on the equipment beside the zombie's bed, and kept writing.
Yun Qianqian stood under the operating table, silently thinking about how she should tell Uncle Mark to get her to join the research on zombies.
"Add hormones." After recording the current test values, Mark said to the two assistants standing beside the bed.
The assistants nodded, took out thick syringes, sucked out two tubes of hormones from red and blue bottles, and injected them into the left and right temples of the zombie respectively.
The hormone entered the body and the zombie trembled violently.
Yun Qianqian was shocked: "Why is he still moving?"
In the movie, at this part, the foreigner started to talk nonsense, saying, "What if there is a corpse?" What kind of reaction? It's just that his nerves haven't completely calmed down yet. When the zombie moved, he brazenly said that it was a natural reaction of the corpse.
A zombie that has been dead for decades still has neurological reactions? ?
I can only say that the guy may understand physics and chemistry, but he doesn't understand what a zombie is.
In reality, Mr. Mark did not hesitate to give in. He opened his mouth and explained: "As long as the cells in the corpse are still alive, they will react chemically with the hormones. Don't worry, it will be fine."
As a Chinese medicine doctor, Yun Qianqian doesn't know much about cytology, but she does know one thing. When zombies move, unknown things happen.
Feeling a little cold, she did not dare to come forward to watch anymore, and even silently retreated to the gate.
After Mark collected the data, he saw that the yellow talisman was still attached to the zombie's forehead, so he took it off, threw it on the ground, and looked at the zombie's face carefully.
"Huh."
Suddenly, the zombie suddenly opened his eyes, raised his arms, grabbed Mark's head, raised his head and bit him hard in the middle of the neck.
"Ah..."
Yun Qianqian was frightened, opened the door and ran away; the two assistants on the operating table also wanted to escape, but were beaten by the faster The zombies caught him and bit his neck one after another.
“Poof!”
At this time, the Western mercenaries guarding the door quickly rushed in. After seeing the situation clearly, they were shocked and raised their pistols to shoot at the zombies.
"Pa, pop, pop..."
The bullets hitting the zombies were like hitting steel plates, and were bounced off one after another.
The mercenaries stared wide-eyed, unable to believe what they saw.
“Whoa.” While they were lost in thought, a zombie suddenly teleported into their midst, grabbed one of them and started eating.
It is worth mentioning that, whether it was due to hormones or not, all the people he bitten to death failed to turn into zombies.
Shao Qing, the zombie who killed a group of mercenaries walked out of the operating room without jumping at all.
And his walking posture is not as crooked as a walking corpse, as if he is just like a normal person, except that he has his hands behind his back.
"Hoo, ho, ho..."
Yun Qianqian gasped and ran out of the hospital in a panic. When she looked up, she suddenly saw a group of people walking over, and her heart was instantly filled with joy. , shouted loudly: "Qin, Mr. Qin, zombie, the zombie is alive!!"
While walking, Qin Yao took out the Gauss pistol and quickly asked: "Where are the zombies?"
"The operating room at the east end of the second floor of the hospital." Yun Qianqian said.
“Take us there.” Qin Yao said.
“I’m scared.” Yun Qianqian shook her head crazily.
Qin Yao put the muzzle of the gun against her head and said coldly: "This is not a request, but an order. Do you understand?"
Under the threat of bullets, Yun Qianqian endured her fear and quickly led everyone to the operating room. She saw several corpses lying in the room at this moment, but the zombie was nowhere to be seen.
"You take some people, I will take some people, and we will look for them separately." Qin Yao quickly ordered to Ge Lanqing.
Gelen Qing waved and left quickly with more than ten people. Qin Yao took the remaining ten people and silently activated the Heavenly Master's secret technique of recognizing people. After finding nothing unusual, he kicked the adjacent room away.
Yun Qianqian followed him tremblingly. At this moment, the idea of studying zombies could no longer come to her mind.
An hour later.
Two groups of people gathered in the lobby on the first floor. Qin Yao was the first to ask: "Have you found any clues?"
Glenqing shook his head: "Nine times out of ten, the zombie has left the hospital."
"It's over..."
Ahao's heart skipped a beat and he quickly asked: "Junior Brother Qin, is there any other way to determine the location of the zombie?"
Although the distance from Fucheng to Yizhuang is not that far, But going back and forth takes time after all.
If we invite Gu Gu again, God knows how many people this zombie will kill.
Qin Yao tried hard to recall the plot of the movie, combined with the habits of zombies in the current world, and quickly said:
"Home is an instinctive memory engraved in the genes of zombies, and it will not be affected by losing one's mind. And disappeared.
This zombie may have followed the instinct in its genes and went home on its own.
Ah Hao, take us to his home quickly, before he goes home. Get there or you’ll be in trouble!”
(End of this chapter)