Chapter 292 Mentally Retarded Children
“I’m not a late night traveler, I just come out to look for ghosts.”
Mr. Song shook his head and sighed: “It’s a pity that I didn’t find any. Ah!”
Qin Yao: “…”
I’m afraid he’s not mentally retarded.
Hearing such a strange answer, not only Qin Yao was stunned, but also the woodcutter and his two daughters were stunned.
“Don’t look so fussy.” Mr. Song waved his hand and said with a hint of scholar’s arrogance: “Have you read the book?”
Qin Yao pursed his lips. : "I have been studying for more than ten years."
The surprise on Song Gongzi's face flashed away: "I never thought that you are still a scholar?"
Qin Yao said angrily: "What you said is what you want to say, bullshit What do I do?”
Mr. Song shook his head helplessly: "Can you speak? Do you know that this is called preamble, which means to express what you want to express through layers of foreshadowing."
Qin Yao: "..."
Damn it.
So much nonsense.
Suddenly I no longer wanted to save him.
"Sir, please stop making excuses and say it quickly. Our sisters are also very curious." The eldest sister opened her mouth.
The beauty begged softly, and Mr. Song's heart softened, and he quickly said: "It is recorded in "The Theory of Zhiguai" that since ancient times, scholars have always loved young men. Female ghosts who are as beautiful as flowers, or Pure or charming fox demons all respect scholars. Pillow the mat, have fun all night, and go our separate ways after dawn, how beautiful and wonderful.”
Listening to his nonsense and looking at his lustful look, Qin Yao finally got out of his memory. I rummaged through a plot and found out who this guy was.
"The Ancient Pervert", Song Lihe.
A fool who read a novel about hysteria, became addicted to looking for a female ghost to have sex with, and was eventually eaten by the female ghost.
Qin Yao felt very unhappy at the thought of saving such an idiot, but for the sake of saving someone's life, he did not turn around and left, and said calmly: "The theory of ghosts and ghosts that Young Master Song said should be a novel. Right? "
Although the novelists of the Ming Dynasty have not yet reached the level of elegance, their reputation among the people is not small.
For example, Shi Naian, Luo Guanzhong, and Wu Chengen, who wrote famous works throughout the ages, were all from the Ming Dynasty.
Therefore, various novels and ghost stories have a great market among the people and are widely praised.
“The subject matter is a novel, but if there is no real situation, how can the writing be vivid and vivid?” Song Lihe said excitedly: “Therefore, the female ghost and the vixen, It must exist.”
Qin Yao: "..."
Damn you are mentally retarded.
"Master Song, please listen to me." Taking a deep breath and resisting the urge to knock this guy down with a slap, Qin Yao said seriously: "Female ghosts have always loved young men, nine out of ten times. What I love is not the young soul, but the young body. Greed is not the pleasure of fish and water as you imagined, but the desire for the essence of flesh and blood."
"You...I tell you about talented men and sexy ghosts, but you tell me about female ghosts eating people. The donkey's lips are not the same as the horse's mouth, just like burning a harp and boiling a crane," Song Lihe said angrily.
"Fuck you!" Qin Yao couldn't hold it back and slapped him hard on the face. After a loud bang, he slapped him on the ground.
Song Lihe: "???"
Old servant: "???"
Three ghosts: "???"
"Master, master, Are you okay?" The old servant was the first to react and hurried over to help him up.
"You, you, how can you hit someone?" Song Li and half of his face were swollen, full of fear, leaning against the old servant with twinkling eyes, looking at Qin Yao shouted.
Qin Yaoteng stood up with a loud sound, which scared Song Li and his heart trembled violently. If it weren't for the support of the old servant, he would have almost sat down on the ground. "Damn it, you're so brave, you still want to have sex with a female ghost." Qin Yao glared and cursed: "Go away, don't let me see you again, or I will break your third leg."< br>
Song Lihe was so angry that he trembled, but after comparing their figures, he was instantly frightened, Lian Looking at the eldest sister and the second sister reluctantly, she apologized to Qin Yao: "I'm sorry, I apologize to you. It's because of my bad mouth and my inability to speak. Can't you just drive me away?"
"Get out!" Qin Yao picked up the bench and walked towards him. The man was so frightened that he crawled out of the hall and escaped from the farmyard in the blink of an eye.
Seeing Qin Yao's eyes staring at him, the old servant felt excited and quickly chased after his young master.
Qin Yao waited silently for them to go away, and threw the bench on the ground casually: "Everyone is gone, so stop pretending."
The three ghosts looked at each other, and their images instantly became terrifying. The fangs protrude from the mouth and the nails on the fingers are swollen.
"Qiang!"
Qin Yao turned over his hand and pulled out the God-Slaying Sword, and used all his strength to drive the true energy in his body. His body turned into a golden light and passed through the three ghosts in an instant.
“Mistake.”
Qin Yao stood at the door of the lobby, his back to the three ghosts, and he slowly inserted the demon-slaying knife back into the scabbard behind his back.
Looking at the three ghosts again, the soul body twisted its head stiffly, and then the soul body shattered with a bang, and the broken souls turned into streams of light and quickly got into the demon-slaying knife.
To this day, for Qin Yao, who is at the level of Earth Master, the imp in the barren mountains and wild mountains does not have the strength to hit him with a single blow. At the very least, he has to be an evil spirit at the level of the Zombie King or the Ghost King. , are qualified to compete with The first battle...
After a while, Qin Yao walked out of the small courtyard and strode on the wilderness. He summoned his official seal with a flip of his hand and called up the details:
Save Song Dynasty. Be polite and harmonious, and gain eighty points of Yin Virtue.
Kill three ghosts and gain 210 points of Yin De.
Two hundred and ninety points in total.
The balance of Yin De is: four thousand nine hundred and four picking up points...
As for the old servant, it is probably because he did not die in the fate (original work), so it is not calculated this time Yin De.
"Two hundred and nine, not bad." Qin Yao put away his official seal with satisfaction, deeply feeling the huge changes brought about by the increase in strength.
In the past, a BOSS worth 210 points could not be defeated in less than 100 rounds.
But now, it’s just a matter of one knife...
The next day.
Early morning.
Song Lihe came back with his old servant. Looking at the empty wilderness, he slapped his thigh in annoyance: "It's all the fault of that evil man. If he hadn't disturbed the situation last night, I'm afraid I would have thought to myself It’s done.”
"Master, look into the grass." The old servant's pupils suddenly shrank and he pointed forward.
Song Lihe looked in the direction of his finger and saw piles of dead bones, exposed in the wild. Judging from their appearance, they were obviously human skeletons.
“Gudu.”
Song Lihe swallowed and did not dare to complain anymore.
"Master, that evil man may have... no, he must be saving us last night, so he drove us out so violently." The old servant said with emotion.
Looking at the pile of dead bones, Song Lihe had to admit this fact, but he still felt unhappy: "Even if you are saving people, you don't have to use such crude methods, right?"
The old servant was speechless and thought to himself : "You looked like a wolf last night. If I don't beat you out, you will definitely not be willing to leave!"
(End of this chapter)
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