Chapter 327 Unexpected answer (4000, I will update more soon!!)
Midnight.
Everything is ready.
Uncle Jiu went to his room and changed into a yellow Taoist robe. When he came out, he placed his pipe in the center of the altar. He picked up his brush, dipped it lightly in cinnabar, turned around and took out a white-shell egg from a bamboo basket. Cinnabar draws the soul-calling charm on the egg.
Nine eggs were drawn in a row and placed neatly on a shelf filled with rice grains. Uncle Jiu took out three incense sticks from his hands, bowed and inserted them into the incense burner, lit them with the flame of the talisman paper, and gently With a flick, the remaining talisman fragments turned into sparks and fell into the incense burner.
"Whoa."
Uncle Jiu suddenly jumped over the altar, picked up the soul-drawing flag standing on the side, and asked Sister Xia: "What is your husband's name?"
"Brother Yao, do you have anything to say about this jump?" Nianying hugged Qin Yao's waist, stuck to his side, and asked with her feet up.
Qin Yao lowered his head and whispered: "Of course there is a saying. If the master just sat there and waved his hand to summon the dead ghost, you are the financial owner. Do you feel it is a loss?"
Nianying: "..."
Ah this...
So that’s what it says!
"The cow gets the water, the cow gets the water..."
At this time, Uncle Jiu, who learned the name of the dead ghost from Sister Xia, picked up the cinnabar pen and drew a door on a piece of white cloth , while calling, he placed the pipe prepared in advance in the center of the door, then stepped on the Seven Star Steps and danced the soul-inducing flag.
"Shua..."
Suddenly, the door of the cinnabar painting lit up with a faint golden light, and the talismans on the nine eggs then emitted nine beams of light, converging on the door, stabilizing the golden red door.
"The cow needs water, the cow needs water, come back quickly."
Uncle Jiu shook the soul-inducing flag and pointed at the golden red door on the white cloth.
With a snap, a palm stretched out from the door and held the pipe in the center of the red door. Li Shimin was so frightened that he stepped back, his arms trembling.
He doesn’t want to play anymore!
What a fucking ghost!
“You need water, you need water, come back quickly!” Uncle Jiu kept waving the soul-inducing flag towards the golden red door.
Hands, arms, head, half body...
Soon, a terrifying ghost with a green face and fangs crawled out of the door, looking around in all directions.
"Old Niu!" Although Sister Xia also had a look of fear on her face, her performance was much better than that of Li Shimin, and she calmly called out.
Niu Deshui looked at her intently and said in a deep voice: "Why did you summon me here?"
Sister Xia: "I want to talk to you. From now on, I will offer you incense every time during the Qingming Festival and Ghost Festival." Burn paper, don't move any more Can you just give it to me?”
“You inherited so much money from me, what’s wrong with asking you to burn more paper for me? Who can spend it just to burn Qingming Festival?” Shui said confidently.
"Can I burn you once a month? As long as you stop being impatient and just give me dreams," Sister Xia said.
“No!”
Niu Deshui flatly refused: "What if the deadline for burning paper is not reached and I run out of money?"
Sister Xia: "..."
This is unreasonable!
Niu Deshui turned to look at Li Shimin and said coldly: "This guy smells like you, is he your mistress?"
Sister Xia: "Don't say such useless things , what do you want from me before you let me go?”
Niu Deshui's dark green eyes moved slightly, he raised his right hand that was releasing green smoke, and pointed at Li Shimin with his dark and long pointed nails: "I want to borrow his body for seven days. After seven days, I will return to the underworld and never do anything casual again." I’ll give you a dream.”
“No problem!” Sister Xia agreed.
"No." Li Shimin said loudly.
"You charged me a full six hundred dollars. Do you know how many lives six hundred dollars can buy?" Sister Xia grabbed his lapel and said viciously: "When you collect money, you should Think of this scene."
"Crazy, you crazy woman!"
Li Shimin threw her hand away, turned around and knelt down in front of Uncle Jiu, and kowtowed: "Master, you won't allow her to do this, right? Don't listen to her, it will kill someone!! "
Uncle Jiu sighed slightly and looked at Sister Xia: "He's right, I can't allow you to do this."
"Master, what if he did it voluntarily?" Rejected, Sister Xia was still respectful to Uncle Jiu, bowed and said.
"He doesn't look like he will do it voluntarily..." Uncle Jiu shook his head.
"This is because of the lack of effective communication. Please allow me to communicate with him." Sister Xia said, stood up straight and said to Li Shimin: "The contract we signed is that I will give you six hundred You guarantee that I will be satisfied with the money, but now I am very dissatisfied.”
"I've said it before, I don't know what the satisfaction in the contract is." Li Shimin emphasized.
"The writing is very clear in black and white. If you misunderstood it, it was your mistake. Only you can be responsible for your mistake." Sister Xia said calmly: "Don't blame me for being unreasonable. I can give it to you. Two options, one, refuse, break the contract, and I will cut off the guy you eat with. The other, agree, fulfill the contract, I am satisfied with it, and we will settle the matter. "
"I don't want to choose either one." Li Shimin rushed forward, hugged Uncle Jiu's calf, and begged: "Master, you are a foreigner and you are compassionate. You must not ignore death." Ah!”
“Give her back the six hundred yuan, and I will help you persuade her.” Uncle Jiu is kind-hearted after all, and he can’t bear to see the tragedy happen.
Li Shimin's breathing stopped and he hesitated: "The money was defrauded..."
"What was deceived? To put it nicely." Sister Xia sneered: "To be precise, he was taken away by a loan shark. He owed a lot of loan sharks, and he could barely crawl out of the mud hole after doing my business. I knew it in advance I have also investigated and found out that the reason why he acted like a duck is to pay off foreign debts."
Uncle Jiu: "..."
Li Shimin, Li Shimin, you have a lot of rice fields, let me. How can I reach out to you?
"Brother Yao, what is a duck?" Nianying asked in a low voice.
Qin Yao whispered in her ear: "Male prostitute."
Nianying: "..."
Suddenly I understood why the woman was so frightened when she said she wanted to cut off the guy who was eating duck...
"Master, Help me." Li Shimin, who had been in the Fengyue Field for a long time, had venomous eyes and knew exactly where his hope lay. He immediately let go of Uncle Jiu's trousers, knelt on the ground again, and kowtowed, and soon his forehead became swollen.
Uncle Jiu’s claws are numb.
He is good at collecting ghosts and slaying demons. He is really good at dealing with things like this where he can't tell who is right and who is wrong!
"Qin Yao, what do you think we should do about this matter?" Feeling troubled by this, he couldn't care less about his face and looked up at the crowd on the stage.
Qin Yao chuckled: "I listen to Master."
Uncle Jiu: "..."
What do you listen to me for? !
Glancing at him fiercely, Uncle Jiu shouted: "I'm asking you how to deal with it."
Qin Yao blinked: "Master, are you begging me?"
You can't blame him for being so serious. After all, the system's conditions for granting filial piety points are very harsh.
If Uncle Jiu asks casually and he answers casually, although this kind of dialogue can solve the problem, there is no reward.
But if Uncle Jiu asks him to do something, and he finally completes it brilliantly, he will be rewarded more or less.
However, how could Uncle Jiu know this? His face darkened and he gritted his teeth: "Yes, I am asking you to resolve this matter properly."
[Ding, system task: Help Uncle Jiu solve the current dilemma. The task reward depends on the result of the solution. 】
"You are floating directly in front of my eyes, and it is not a sound. What are you talking about?" Qin Yao asked secretly.
System: [...]
"I suggest you change the ding to 嘤 next time. If the 嘤 sound appears every time, the visual presentation effect will be much better." Qin Yao suggested.
System: [……]
At this juncture, Qin Yao had no time to train the other party. He raised his head and said with a smile: "Master's words are serious. Now that you have opened your mouth, let me do the dirty work."
Uncle Jiu raised his peach wood sword. , pretending to fight: "Stop talking nonsense and do something quickly!" Qin Yao pursed his lips, strode to the altar, grabbed the green-faced ghost's hair, and smashed his cheek on his raised knee. .
"Bang!"
"Ouch..." The green-faced ghost roared, making the person who was howling miserably have hair numb.
"Pah! Pah! Pah!"
Qin Yao pulled the opponent's hair and did not let go. He lifted his head, exposed his cheek, raised his right hand, and slapped the ugly man hard one after another with his big hand. The faces of others were twitching with fear, and the corners of Sister Xia and Li Shimin's mouths were twitching.
"Stop, stop, I was wrong, I was wrong, sir, don't hit me anymore!"
The green-faced ghost was in so much pain that he leaned into the space between Qin Yao's palms. After a while, he shouted sternly.
"Look how spoiled you are." Qin Yao threw him back to the altar with a fierce look in his eyes: "I warn you in the name of the priest of Fengdu, if you make random dreams again in the future , I will keep beating you like this until your soul is gone and you will never be reincarnated.”
"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore..." The green-faced ghost was frightened and said with a trembling soul.
“The attitude is very good.” Qin Yao smiled and looked up at Uncle Jiu: “Master, it’s solved.”
Uncle Jiu: “…”
This is true, evil people still need to be punished by evil people!
"Zhu Hongxia, are you satisfied with the result?" Shaking his head, Uncle Jiu looked at the customer who was looking at Qin Yao blankly.
Sister Xia licked her thick lips and still refused to move her eyes away from Qin Yao: "I'm very satisfied, no, I'm so satisfied!"
As she said that, she took it out of her bag. She handed out two 500-yuan silver notes and delivered them to Qin Yao: "Master, the commission was agreed upon."
"Master is here." Uncle Jiu flashed in front of her and reached out to take it from her hand. of two banknotes.
Sister Xia pushed Uncle Jiu away and wanted to say something, but in front of so many people, especially under the gaze of that damn ghost, she couldn’t even say anything, and turned to Uncle Jiu. Said: "Master, please accept your magical power."
Uncle Jiu was speechless, put the banknote into his arms, strode to the altar, pressed the ghost's head, and forced it back into the golden light Inside the red door.
Then he turned around the eggs in front of the white cloth, picked up the brush, and drew an X on the door of the white cloth.
"Huh..." After watching the monster disappear with his own eyes, Li Shimin sat down on the ground, and a feeling of surviving the disaster suddenly emerged in his heart.
It’s so damn hard to make this money! !
When you serve rich women in the future, you must ask them clearly in advance what kind of needs they have and to what extent they are satisfied...
“Master, it’s getting late. "There may be danger on the road." Sister Xia stepped in front of Qin Yao and said softly: "Can you take me home?"
"Sister, where is Master?" Qin Yao pointed to Uncle Jiu and said.
Sister Xia shook her head, with a sincere look on her face: "I think you feel more secure."
Qin Yao twitched the corner of his mouth, ducked and twisted a piece of talisman paper from the altar, and delivered it to In front of Sister Zhixia: "Take this talisman with you to keep you safe."< br>
Sister Xia reached out to take the talisman and said proudly: "This talisman can protect against ghosts, but not evil people! Master, as long as you are willing to send me back, I will give you five hundred yuan!"
Li Shimin: "..."
This is five hundred oceans?
Having almost died for 600 yuan, he was in a mixed mood for a moment and his spirits were low.
Qin Yao did not dislike Zhu Hongxia, so he said politely: "Sister, I am not short of money."
"Eight hundred yuan." Zhu Hongxia fought for it.
Qin Yao couldn’t laugh or cry: “I’m really not short of money.”
"One thousand yuan." Zhu Hongxia stretched out a finger and said seriously.
Uncle Jiu: "..."
My interest is waning!
It’s boring! ! !
Qin Yao was speechless: "No matter how high the price you offer, I will not go back with you."
"Why?" Zhu Hongxia couldn't understand: "Is it because my money is not good?"
Qin Yao pointed at Nianying at the door: "It's not that the money is not good, it's because my wife is here."
Zhu Hongxia looked over and said with emotion: "Brother and sister, you have found a good man!"
Nianying touched her nose and didn't know how to reply for a while.
"That's all, I won't be an eyesore here." Zhu Hongxia waved her hand and said to Qin Yao: "Brother, sister is leaving first. Don't lose my business card. If you need anything, come find me."
Qin Yao laughed: "You're good to go..."
"Ahem, um, I'll leave first if there's nothing else to do." After watching the terrifying Zhu Hongxia disappear, Li Shimin got up from the ground and said angrily.
"You can't leave." Qin Yao suppressed his smile.
Li Shimin was stunned: "Why?"
"Why?" Qin Yao glared and shouted: "I saved your life, and you just want to leave after patting your butt? ”
Li Shimin's heart tightened: "Brother, I really have no money."
"Profit!" Qin Yao said: "I'm not interested in money."
"Then what do you want? ?" Li Shimin asked doubtfully.
"If you stay in Yizhuang for a few more days, a peerless beauty will come over in a few days." Qin Yao said: "If you can steal her heart, I will reward you with five hundred yuan. ”
Li Shimin was stunned.
Can such a good thing happen?
"Brother, this job... is not dangerous, is it?"
Qin Yao: "Of course it is not dangerous. If I want to harm you, I can crush you to death right now, why bother so much? ?”
“That’s really a stunning beauty?” Li Shimin was still a little unbelievable.
Qin Yao said impatiently: "I said yes, if you beep again, my head will hit your stomach."
Li Shimin: "..."
[The mission has been completed. Congratulations, you have obtained 100 filial piety points. 】
【Your current filial piety balance is: 208 points. 】
Looking at the system light screen that suddenly flashed in front of his eyes, Qin Yao raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a smile that was extremely evil in Li Shimin's eyes...
Three days later.
early morning.
Zhong Li rushed outside Yizhuang with a tired face and dusty body. After Qin Yao received the news, he immediately dragged Li Shimin to the gate.
“Where’s the surprise you told me about?”
Zhong Li looked at him unblinkingly.
Qin Yao reached out and pushed Li Shimin behind his back, pushing him in front of him: "Ah Li, what do you think of this person?"
Zhong Li's eyes wandered around Li Shimin and said sincerely: "It's so ugly."
Li Shimin: "???"
Qin Yao: "???"
Undoubtedly, this is an answer that neither of them expected.
Good is good.
Ugly is ugly.
It’s actually so ugly! ! !
(End of this chapter)