Chapter 375 I don’t want to play anymore
“Master...”
A Che, who substituted himself as the protagonist of the novel, suddenly knelt down in front of Qin Yao, full of joy. Face shouted with reverence.
Qin Yao was stunned, dumbfounded.
He didn't know what happened to his luck in the past two days. Either someone asked him to recognize his father, or someone asked him to become his disciple. It was strange.
"Master, this disciple is devoted to the Tao, and he is always longing to be like the ancient swordsman, wielding a sword of Qingming, traveling across the blue sea in the morning and the sky in the evening." A Che said with a pious look on his face: "Master, please favor me and give me a chance. "
Although he learned Shen Da by chance, the old man who heard about his Shen Da said that there are two major flaws in this type of Shen Da. You will lose your mind.
To put it simply, after the immortal takes possession of the body, the host knows nothing. No matter what the immortal does with this body, the host cannot know it, let alone resist.
The devil knows what he will do with his body if he meets a god.
Secondly, the sequelae of a divine attack are extremely severe, and the damage caused to the body and soul is irreversible.
It would be okay if the remnant spirits of the righteous gods were recruited. At least these gods would not kill the goose to obtain the eggs. But if you invite an evil god, it will be easier to invite the god than to send him away.
What's more, even the righteous gods and remnant spirits have to collect rewards. What's even more terrifying is that no matter what the other party wants from you, they don't have to discuss it with you, or even notify you, they just take it away. Gone...
These two flaws may seem simple, but in fact they are full of murderous intent, so that every time he uses the Divine Strike, he has to recite a large circle of gods in his heart, hoping that among these gods There is someone who can hear his call and protect him from evil gods!
Therefore, the opportunity he longs for includes not only the opportunity to wield the sword Qingming, travel across the sea and Mu Cangwu, but also the desire to change the status quo and the pursuit of his own safety...< br>
Qin Yao didn't know the twists and turns, but he understood one thing: there is no free lunch in the world, and all the gifts in life have their prices quietly marked.
As an outstanding descendant of Maoshan, he used the magic of summoning gods. His ancestors would sometimes drain all the power from his body, let alone an outsider who was neither a relative nor an acquaintance, a false god.
After thinking about this, and then looking at A Che’s apprenticeship behavior, everything seems reasonable.
"I may be a good apprentice, but I am definitely not a good master." Qin Yao lowered his head to look at the figure kneeling in front of him, and said calmly: "At most, the master can lead you through the door. Practice depends on the individual. In Before you guys, I had accepted two named disciples. In addition to bringing them into the Maoshan sect, I also taught them a set of spells. Apart from that, I have never paid attention to their life and death. So, do you still want to worship me as your teacher?”
A Che said firmly: “You can enter Maoshan?” , learning magic is already a blessing, how can you expect your master to take care of you like a nanny?”
"You are quite reasonable." Qin Yao laughed.
"Being able to practice Shen Da is the first opportunity in my life. Since then, I have been waiting for more than ten years, and now I am waiting for the second opportunity. Why can't I think about it?" Ah Che smiled softly. , eyes full of hope.
"Forget it, I can't just watch your big dream come to nothing."
Qin Yao stretched out his hand to help him up, and said in a deep voice: "The registered disciple is only a disciple in name, so I I won’t open an altar to worship my ancestors, let alone tell the world, but I can I will give you two sets of spells, one is the Maoshan Talisman Master Book, and the other is the Earth Escape Technique. I will give it to you after I write out the copies in two days."
A Che was overjoyed and just got up. Then he knelt down again and kowtowed: "Thank you, Master!"
"Okay, get up." Qin Yao had no choice but to pull him up again.
Unexpectedly, as soon as this was settled, Azhi next to him knelt straight down again, kowtowed: "Mr. Qin, I also want to practice Taoism with you and seek immortality!"
Towards immortality , the desire for immortality is a pursuit engraved in the blood of the Chinese people.
Qin Emperor, Han Wu, Tang Zong and Song Zu have already set an example for this. Throughout the ages, it has always been like this.
Now that he has watched his brother cross this door with his own eyes, Azhi said it was impossible not to be moved. The reason why I could hold back before was simply because I was afraid that if I spoke rashly, it would affect the fate of my brothers. If so, there is nothing this brother can do...
Ah Che soon thought of this, and with the word "righteousness" in his heart, he prayed: "Master, one sheep is a herd, and two sheep are herds. Please accept Ah Che."
Qin Yao frowned and said, "You two are different... His situation is a little more complicated."
He was referring to the plot of the elf transformation. Azhi is the core character of the elf transformation. If he accepts him as his disciple, this story will become their "family affair". Heaven's review of this aspect The standards are almost strict, so it is not that easy to obtain moral virtue.
Ah Che didn’t know the reason for this, and thought that Master was talking about things that had no foundation, so he immediately said: "Master, don’t worry about this, I will help Ah Che build the foundation!"
Qin Yao pondered for a moment and said slowly: "Forget it, from now on, you two are my registered disciples. Get up."
"Thank you, Master."
A Che and Azhi kowtowed together and said in unison.
"Who are you and why are you in my house?" At this time, the woman on the bed suddenly woke up and was frightened to death after seeing so many people.
"Master, what should we do with him and the adulterer downstairs?" A Che asked in a low voice as the two apprentices stood up.
Qin Yao waved to Zhang Ling and led the couple towards the stairs: "Whatever you do, the three of us will wait for you outside the department store."
Soon after.
The two of them stood frozen outside the department store. Qin Yao watched A Che and A Zhi walking downstairs. After talking to Boss Ye for a while, he began to beat him violently. After the beating, Boss Ye, who was bruised and swollen, even limped around and wrapped a big red envelope for each of them...
What a great injustice!
"Why did you take out someone else's phone?" Zhang Ling looked surprised as he looked at their two bulging pockets and the phone A Che held in his arms.
Ah Che waved his hand and led them out of Boss Ye's sight range before he said in a haphazard voice: "Telephones are a good thing these days, and they can make a lot of money when resold. We lied to that surname. Ye said that he sealed the resentment ghost in the phone and turned it into a phone ghost. He took the initiative to beg us to take the phone away. "
Zhang Ling: "..."
This guy talks a lot about falsehoods. You will only believe half of what he says in the future. When you encounter any problems that require decision-making, you must think twice before you act!
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The next day, dusk.
Ah Che strode into the funeral parlor wearing a bright yellow robe. Ah Zhi, who had been waiting here for a long time, threw the towel in his hand on the table, moved his head and said, "Get off work!"
A Che's main business It was a religious practice, and Azhi's main business was putting makeup on corpses.
Both of them are affiliated with this funeral home. They have known each other for a long time and have similar temperaments. In addition, they live in the same community and often go to and from get off work together, which is why they have the brotherhood they have today.
"Ah Che, Ah Zhi, are you okay after get off work?" Against the wall, a man wearing black sunglasses and a white coat, who somewhat resembled Mao Shanming, sat slumped in a chair. He looked up and asked.
"What are you doing? What are you holding back?" Ah Che asked.
"That's nonsense. I've always been kind to others. When have I ever been bad?" The man pulled down his glasses and scolded with his eyes wide open.
“You always find ways to steal our money. Isn’t this called holding back?” Ah Che joked.
"When did I cheat you?" The man waved his hand angrily: "Uncle, I have always been upright. All the money I got from you was through betting. Tong Suwu Bullying."
A Che raised his eyebrows: "Why, what are you trying to get us to gamble on this time?"
"Do you know what it means to pull a plantain essence?" Uncle Tang chuckled. .
"I know about Plantain Essence, but I have never heard of Plantain Essence." Azhi sneered and said, "You made it up, right?"
"Who made it up?" My uncle suppressed his smile and said seriously: "You guys made it up?" Young people don’t understand anything.
The so-called pulling a banana. The essence is to find a banana tree with flower buds, tie the flower buds with one end of the red rope, and tie the other end to the big toe of your right foot.
Put incense on the orange to nourish the soul, and then red. The ends of the rope were stained with blood on his fingertips. He turned his back to Basho and closed his eyes
By then, you will be able to pull out exactly the kind of woman you want in your head.
However, playing with plantain essence is risky. If you are not careful, you will be exhausted and killed. "
"It sounds sexy and sexy, but what does this have to do with our bet? "A Che asked.
"As long as you dare to pull the banana spirit and stay in the banana forest until Yin hour, you will win. Otherwise, you lose. "My uncle pointed at Azhi and said.
"What are you betting on? "Ah lane.
"Fifty yuan."
"Oh, take out the coffin book and bet!" Ah Che exclaimed.
Tang Shu said to the ground: "It depends on whether you dare or not."
"You are babbling, I won't play." Azhi felt a little nervous and subconsciously Just refuse.
A Che put his arms around his shoulders and said softly: "Please ask Master to sit down for us tonight. Don't say there is no Plantain Essence. Even if there is Plantain Essence, Master can teach her how to be a human being. What are you afraid of? Uncle Tang You have tricked us so many times, how would you feel at ease if you don’t trick us once?”
Azhi: "..."
That night.
The silver moon is like a plate.
The uncle held a lamp in his hand, illuminated the three figures following Azhia's car, and asked: "What's going on? Why are there suddenly three more people?"
< br>"Did the bet say that you can't bring three more people?" Ah Che asked in return.
The cousin said speechlessly: "That's not true, it's just that they have women and children, and I'm afraid of scaring them."
Azhi suddenly remembered the way the two women didn't change their expressions after seeing the resentful ghost, and sincerely He sighed: "You're scared to death, they won't have any problems."
Tang Shu: "..."
Fuck.
You cursed me to death in front of me at night?
"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense and go to the banana forest quickly." Ah Che grabbed his uncle's shoulders and dragged him towards the woods, interrupting the anger in his heart with actions...< br>
"Azhi, who is the woman you want to pull out?" Qin Yao suddenly asked sideways as he looked at the old man and the young man playing around.
He was very curious about what kind of role Azhi would play without the heroine Iris on the stage.
Hearing his question, Azhi was suddenly shocked!
He has seen ghosts and gods before. Even if a plantain spirit is pulled out later, he will not be that surprised.
But the problem is...the woman who surprised him recently is Miss Zhang.
Although Master said that Miss Zhang has nothing to do with him, does it really mean that there is no relationship between a man and a widower raising a child?
What's more, he heard clearly and clearly last night that the child called Miss Zhang mother and master father.
What if he pulls out a woman who looks exactly like Miss Zhang in front of them? How should he explain it then?
How should we face Master, Miss Zhang, and that little guy?
No...if you don't earn the fifty yuan, you won't earn it. This is not something you want to do!
Thinking of this, he hurriedly said: "I don't want to play this game anymore."
Qin Yao: "???"
What the hell?
What happened?
You suddenly stopped playing. Where did the elves come out? If the elves don't come out, is this story still called a chicken's elf transformation?
"I'm going to tell them that I won't play this game anymore." Without giving Qin Yao a chance to ask, Azhi hurried into the woods, leaving Qin alone and confused.
"Uncle, uncle..."
After a while, Ah Zhi flew to his uncle and said, "I don't want to play this game anymore."
"You're giving up so quickly?" My uncle's eyes lit up and he opened his palms to him: "Give me money, fifty yuan."
"I'm not admitting defeat, but I can't play anymore." Azhi shook his head.
"Don't make excuses." Uncle Tang said: "Why didn't you say before that you couldn't play? Now that we are all here, you said that you can't play anymore. What kind of plane are you planning?"
Ah Zhi turned his head and glanced at Qin Yao and others who had not yet followed, and put his arms around their necks. Pressing down their heads, he whispered softly: "To tell you the truth, as soon as I close my eyes now, all I can think of is Master's Wife. If this really pulls out a Master's Wife, how can I face Master?"
"Wait a minute, where did the master's wife come from?" Ah Che said in confusion.
Ah Zhi said even more quietly: "When I went to the toilet last night, I overheard the little guy calling Miss Zhang mommy and Mr. Qin daddy. What is this if I'm not a master's wife?"
Ah Che: "..."
This is so embarrassing.
"I don't care what your reasons are. If you don't dare to play, it means you have given up." Uncle Tang didn't care about these things and said reluctantly.
"Can I find someone to play for me?" Azhi said.
“No.” Uncle Tang refused.
"Add an extra twenty yuan to the bet." Azhi said immediately, knowing exactly where his uncle's weakness was.
Sure enough, my cousin hesitated and asked, "Who do you want to play for you?"
A Zhi looked at A Che without hesitation.
A Che shivered and said with a strange expression: "I can't play either?"
A Zhi: "..."
Uncle cousin: "..."
You are not honest at all!
"There is someone who can play." Ah Che suddenly said.
Ah Zhi blinked: "Isn't it good?"
"Is there any other way?" Ah Che asked.
Azhi is speechless!
(End of this chapter)