Chapter 933 Devil: No, you are crazy!
"Just treat it as a friend."
Qin Yao smiled and said: "After all, I don't want anything from him. What I want is to prevent Mammon from coming to the world."
Dai Xiaole nodded slightly and looked at the time: "It's very late, I'm going to rest."
Qin Yao waved his hand: "See you tomorrow, Dean Dai."
"See you tomorrow." Dai Xiaole turned and walked towards the stairs. When he came to the top of the stairs, he suddenly remembered something and turned around and shouted: "Director Qin!"
"What's wrong?" Qin Yao came to the sofa. Xun Xun went out with a confused look on his face.
Dai Xiaole muttered: "In this game, I am your assistant. After playing this game, can you help me do one thing?"
"What? Something?" Qin Yao asked curiously.
Dai Xiaole said lightly: "Years ago, when I was traveling alone in the West, I came to this city and was captured by a group of vampires by chance.
As if they had discovered a new species, they treated me as an experimental subject and tortured me in every possible way.
In the last genetic experiment, I was lucky enough to open the third gene lock and successfully escaped from the vampire kingdom, but I did not have the strength to challenge the entire vampire family.
Now that I have completed the third level of my gene lock, I am only half a step away from being promoted to the fourth level. I feel qualified for revenge..."
"Vampire Kingdom. "Qin Yao's eyes flashed, and he suddenly realized that this may not just be a game, but nine out of ten it is one or more stories.
After all, just like Chinese fairy tales that have endured for a long time, There is also an endless stream of vampire movies in Hollywood.
"That's right." Dai Xiaole said calmly: "In that medieval kingdom-like castle, there are many terrifying monsters who can catch missiles with their bare hands."
Qin Yao smiled and said: "There are some who can catch hydrogen bombs with their bare hands. "
Dai Xiaole: "..."
Receive a nuclear weapon with your bare hands?
Only true gods (immortals) can do this kind of thing, right?
"As long as there is no strong man in the vampire kingdom who can catch a hydrogen bomb with his bare hands, I will help you get this thing back." Seeing his speechless look, Qin Yao shrugged and said calmly.
Dai Xiaole couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips: "Thank you."
Qin Yao squinted at him: "You said that, do I have to say thank you to you now?"
Dai Xiaole laughed dumbly.
Suddenly I felt that it would be nice to have such a friend!
Seven hours later, just before dawn.
Twelve female ghosts appeared outside the villa at the same time as if they had made an appointment. They nodded to each other, passed through the door wall and stepped into the villa at the same time.
"Is there any result?" Qin Yao sat on the sofa and raised his head slightly.
Twelve female ghosts stood side by side in front of him, and two of them responded in unison: "There are results."
"You two come out." Qin Yao pointed at them Two, he ordered.
The two ghosts took a step forward, turned to look at each other, and said almost at the same time: "Let me say it first..."
"No need to fight, no need to fight." Qin Yao pointed to the blond girl on the left side in front of him: "You Let’s talk first.”
“I didn’t find out where John lived, but I found out that he had a priest who contacted him for an exorcism mission. The priest must know where John lives,” the blonde said.
Qin Yao nodded silently, and then pointed to the black-haired girl on the right: "Tell me about your gains."
The black-haired girl: "I heard that in a civilian apartment on Green Avenue Inside, something happened about demon parasitism. The demon has killed three exorcists. If nothing else happens, John will definitely go to check the situation."
"Well done."
Qin Yao praised the two ghosts, took out two yellow talismans from his pocket, and delivered them to them in the air: "I am a person who knows rewards and punishments clearly. You have merit, This is a light-proof talisman, and the aura within it can be maintained. Thirty days, within these thirty days, as long as you carry the talisman with you, you will not be afraid of the sun.”
After hearing the effect, the two ghosts took the talisman and stood there happily. The ten ghosts behind them were filled with jealousy, and their eyes seemed to be burning with jealousy.
Under normal circumstances, once you are transformed into a ghost, you will never see sunlight in your life.
But after being a human being for so many years and turning into a ghost and not seeing the light of day all year round, who doesn’t long to bask in the sunshine?
"What I give to them belongs to them. You can't take it away. Do you understand?" Qin Yao keenly felt that a malicious intent was gathering rapidly. He looked up and saw ten black smoke rising from their bodies, as if they were about to turn black. The female ghost immediately shouted coldly.
The sound of shouting was like a blow to the head, instantly waking up all the ghosts, and the black air lingering on the ghost bodies gradually dissipated.
"You've been busy all night, go and have a rest." Seeing this, Qin Yao nodded with satisfaction and waved.
The ghosts took orders and floated to the second floor one after another.
At the same time, Dai Xiaole walked down the spiral staircase: "Are you going to find the priest, or are you going to wait for the devil in hell?"
Qin Yao said: "I choose the latter, I feel it is more efficient... Dean Dai, do you want to go with me?"
"Let's go."
Dai Xiaole suddenly had more He picked up a scalpel and fluttered between his fingers like a butterfly: "Find John Constantine as soon as possible and kill Mammon... I can't wait to go to the vampire kingdom for revenge."
Qin Yao laughed.
This can actually be a motivation?
early morning.
The sun rises slowly, and the warmth falls into the world with the sunshine.
However, in a civilian apartment on Green Avenue, a strange cold air continued to spread from one room, accompanied by an inexplicable roar, making many residents stand in front of their homes, curious and confused. He looked towards the house in fear.
If it weren't for the poverty and helplessness, someone would have moved quickly on the day when the devil from hell came to this world.
But the funds in their pockets restrict their actions. Even if they are next to the devil, even if they need to live in fear, they can't live without this cheap apartment.
"Two exorcists, this is it."
The apartment manager, who looked like he was in his fifties or sixties, was wearing a black uniform and came to the corridor with two Asian faces. Yuan stopped, raised his arm and pointed to the door ten steps away.
"Thank you."
Qin Yao nodded slightly and walked straight towards the room.
Dai Xiaole followed him unhurriedly. The scalpel originally held in his hand was hidden somewhere by him.
"Hey, you two." Just when Qin Yao put his right hand on the door handle, the apartment manager suddenly felt a sense of compassion and shouted loudly: "Three exorcists have died, are you sure? Do you want to go in?"
Qin Yao turned his back to him, waved, and pressed the handle with his other hand, pushing open the door.
"Roar!!!"
On the bed, the young girl with her hands and feet tied to the bed had a fierce look on her face, struggling desperately, and screaming crazily at the two people who walked in one after another.
"Find a place to sit first." Qin Yao turned to Dai Xiaole and said.
"It's okay, you are busy with your business."
Dai Xiaole looked closely at the girl on the bed, and his eyes reflected a ferocious demon that seemed to be missing half of its head.
Qin Yao smiled, walked to the bed step by step, looked at the four ropes binding the girl's limbs, and said lightly: "Do you need help to untie it?"
" Roar~~Huh?" The hell demon was confused by the question, and let out a powerful roar before he could finish venting his anger.
“Don’t you understand?” Qin Yao said in a normal conversation.
He was waiting for Constantine.
It is best to show your strength to the other party the moment he opens the door.
The hell demon stared at Qin Yao's pupils, trying to see his life through his soul. Exploring human memories, looking for the darkest and most unwilling things in people's hearts... This is the specialty of hell demons.
However, in the eyes of the hell demon, the big man in front of him was a little different.
No matter how hard he used his magical powers, he could not see the slightest memory of the other party.
"Who are you?"
"My name is Qin Yao. This name may be a bit difficult for you to pronounce. You can just call me Yao." Qin Yao said with a smile.
"Yao..." The hell demon said again: "Are you an exorcist?"
Qin Yao shook his head: "I am not."
"If you're not an exorcist, what are you doing here?" The hell demon asked in confusion.
Qin Yao said frankly: "I'm here to wait for someone."
The hell demon's eyes flashed: "I thought you were here to expel me, but it turns out you are waiting for someone! Otherwise , help me open these four ropes, and I'll chat with you while waiting?"
"It's no problem, but you have to promise me one thing," Qin Yao said with a smile.
At this moment, his eyes were so clear.
Of course, the overjoyed devil in hell will only regard this clarity as stupidity.
"Okay, tell me, what's going on?"
The devil from hell asked, holding back his joy.
Qin Yao said: "I'll help you get rid of your restraints, don't make trouble for me."
"Okay, no problem." The hell demon agreed.
Qin Yao smiled slightly, raised the girl's wrist, and found that it was the work of an unknown exorcist, and it was tied directly to a dead knot.
“Ta-ta-ta.” At this moment, Dai Xiaole suddenly came to the bed step by step.
Hell Demon’s heart skipped a beat.
Is this guy trying to stop the other party from being stupid?
“Here, the knife.” Under its nervous gaze, Dai Xiaole reached out and handed his scalpel to Qin Yao.
The hell demon breathed a sigh of relief, and the girl's body also relaxed.
Sure enough, birds of a feather flock together and people flock together, and fools like to play with fools.
"Thank you." Qin Yao was about to get the knife when he suddenly realized: "You're already here. Why don't you just cut off these four ropes and it's over? Why give me the knife?"
< br>"That makes sense." Dai Xiaole suddenly realized the fun of role-playing. He smiled, turned his wrist, and cut off all the ropes binding the hell demon's limbs.
"Fool! One is a big fool, and the other is a fool." After the restraints were lifted, the hell demon laughed wildly and pointed at the two of them.
"Pa!"
When he was at his most crazy and excited, Qin Yao slapped him in the face with a big hand, and with a loud sound that echoed in the room, the girl who was bent over by the devil He was whipped directly onto the bed.
Miraculously, the girl’s cheeks were not red or swollen, but the demon hiding in her body could not help but cry out in pain. This shrill scream seemed to be a continuation of the slap...
For a long time back.
The dizzy Hell Demon gradually regained his composure and realized one thing deeply: it’s not others who are stupid, but himself! ! !
Both guys are "playing themselves".
Damn, you’re crazy.
Is it fun to play yourself?
Although he was unhappy and angry, the hell demon, whose right face was still hurting, did not dare to show his anger at all. He lay on the bed and pretended to be dead while observing the other person's reaction.
"Stop pretending, I even saw you open your eyes." Qin Yao scolded.
The devil from hell secretly thought that something was wrong. He stood up suddenly and controlled the girl's body to jump to the window near the bed.
As long as he could break open this window and escape to the street, he would have the confidence to get rid of these two guys through the bustling pedestrians.
However, what he never expected was that as soon as he jumped up, someone grabbed him by the collar from behind and hung him in the air like a rabbit.
“Pa.”
Qin Yao grabbed the girl with one hand and slapped the hell demon on the face from behind with the other hand.
The hell demon was once again stunned.
I was dizzy and had stars in my eyes.
"I wanted to give you a decent face, but if you don't want it, then you can't blame me."
Qin Yao said, and the hand that slapped the face pressed hard on the back of the girl's head. On top, he released a strong suction force from his palm, forcefully pulling the hell demon out of the girl's body.
After the demon left her body, the girl fainted immediately.
After leaving the girl, the devil immediately woke up.
“Let me go, let me go, do you know who I am?”
The hell demon struggled crazily in Qin Yao’s hands, roaring repeatedly.
Qin Yao turned his hands and rolled the guy into a round ball like Tai Chi. He turned to Dai Xiaole and asked: "Dean Dai, do you want to play ball or not?"
Dai Xiaole's right index finger Pressing the handle of the scalpel, he flicked the scalpel into the cuff of his suit, stretched out his hand and said, "Come on."
Qin Yao smiled, glanced across the room, waved his arm to summon a clothes hanger to stand between him and Dai Xiaole, discarded the ball in his hand and said: "Dean Dai, be careful."
"Bang."< br>
As he slapped the "sphere" with his palm, the hell demon let out an uncontrollable scream, and the body that was kneaded into a ball flew out like a cannonball, slamming hard against the clothes hanger opposite. Dai Xiaole.
Dai Xiaole took a breath silently, jumped up suddenly, and covered the meat ball with his big knuckled hands. After a dull sound, the hell demon flew towards Qin Yao again...
After an unknown amount of time, Constantine came to the room holding a silver cross. As soon as he opened the door, he saw two men in suits, one tall and one short, playing volleyball indoors. The volleyball was so miserable that it was simply The listener is sad and the listener sheds tears.
But take a closer look, damn, that volleyball is a devil!
"Sorry to bother you."
He reached out and took out the cigarette hanging from his mouth, cleared his throat and spoke.
"Bang."
Qin Yao stopped the flying ball speeding towards him with both hands, smashed it at his feet, turned around and asked: "Who are you?"
"I am John Constantine." The tall and thin man had a strange look on his face and his voice rose slightly: "Excuse me, what are you two doing?"
He suspected that this might be some kind of ritual. , but he hasn’t seen it.
“We are waiting for you.”
Qin Yao said with a smile.
Constantine looked confused and was about to speak when he heard the demon on the ground scream sadly: "It turns out to be you, why did you come here!!!"
Constantine: "?"
(End of this chapter)