"Mother."
He Xiaoyun walked into the courtyard with his sister and said seriously: "Even if we are not destined to be husband and wife, Xiangzi and I are friends who grew up together. Why can't he find me?"
“Silly girl.”
He’s mother was furious and said quickly: “Do you think my mother is willing to be a shrew? Isn’t it all for your own good?”
“I know, I know.” He Xiaoyun held her arm and said, “Speaking of which, Xiangzi is capable now. As his friend, isn’t this a good thing? Is that a good thing? Mom, stop making trouble and come back with me, otherwise Xiangzi and I won’t even be friends.”
Mother He suddenly stopped talking when she thought that Han Xiangzi had solved Mr. Ma's matter.
"I'm sorry, Xiangzi, for causing you trouble." After comforting his mother, He Xiaoyun said to Han Xiangzi with an apologetic look.
Qin Yao shook his head: "It doesn't matter, I can understand."
"Then let's leave first." He Xiaoyun smiled, turned and pointed to the door.
Qin Yao started and said: "I will send you off..."
Soon after.
Qin Yao stood in front of the gate, watching the mother and daughter drifting away, knowing that his actions just now had cut off at least seven or eight episodes of the plot.
Probably because in the original work, Han Xiangzi's way of licking dogs is too outrageous.
Before the Dream Demon appeared, the main plot was his crazy pursuit of He Xiaoyun, and his single-minded desire to marry He Xiaoyun.
But He Xiaoyun hesitated, wandering between the immortal way and love, and finally chose the immortal way and abandoned Han Xiangzi's true love.
Han Xiangzi yelled, "I don't accept it, I don't accept it..." and then they kept going on like this for a long time, with the incident of him preventing He Xiaoyun from becoming an immortal mixed in.
In short, if Han Xiangzi stops being a dog licker, there will be many fewer episodes.
“Tsk, tsk.” Yancai walked out with Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli, and said with a smile: “What a pity.”
Qin Yao didn’t answer, turned to the two immortals and said: “ You two immortals, if you really can’t think of any solution If so, why don’t you ask someone else? I heard that Tu Tugong is known as the Encyclopedia of the World. How about you ask him?”
The two immortals looked at each other and Tieguai Li nodded slightly. , Han Zhongli coughed dryly and said: "Good idea."
The matter of conspiring with Yancai to seduce the other party to play the flute should not be disclosed, so now they can only follow the words of "Han Xiangzi".
"Since it is a good idea, what are you waiting for?" Qin Yao asked.
Tieguai Li pursed his lips, held a cane in his hand, and hit the ground hard. In a burst of white smoke, an old land man with a big bag on his forehead appeared.
"Shangxian, how about we discuss it?" The landowner grinned in pain and bowed.
"What do you want to ask us for?" Tieguai Li asked enthusiastically.
The Earth God pointed to the big bump on his forehead and tried his best to smile: "Can you be more gentle when summoning the immortals in the future?"
Tieguai Li: "..."
"I agreed on his behalf." Han Zhongli took the initiative to relieve him and said quickly: "Let's talk about business, talk about business, Earth God, do you know of any way to restore our mana as soon as possible?"
" There is a way." The land master nodded slightly.
"Is it true?" Han Zhongli said in surprise.
"It's true." Earth God smiled and explained: "Every time on the twenty-fourth festival, the two immortals can find a way to induce thunder and lightning to temper the body and restore the magic power."
"Twenty-four solar terms. Tieguai Li counted with his fingers and said, "More It will be the beginning of autumn in three days."
"That's right." The Tudong said with a smile: "You two can find a way to attract thunder and replenish your magic power on the night of the beginning of autumn."
"Thank you very much. Lord of the Land." Han Zhongli bowed his hands and saluted.
"You're welcome, Xiaoxian, take your leave." The Earth God bowed slightly and then quickly disappeared from their sight.
"It's fine now, let's wait for the thunder of Beginning of Autumn." Han Zhongli said cheerfully, and suddenly saw Yancai winking at him.
Before he could figure out what the look meant, Yancai said: "I'm going to the beach to watch the sunset, Han Xiangzi, are you going?"
Qin Yao couldn't even hide from her. Well, you would be crazy to watch the sunset with her.
If the emotional entanglement with Yancai could be eliminated, seven or eight episodes of unnecessary subplots would be eliminated for him.
Thinking of this, he suddenly realized that the original work was not a pure fairy drama, but a fairy romance drama.
Of course, it is not an exaggeration to call it a fairy-tale drama. Han Xiangzi, Yancai, and even Hualong were among the group who shouted why, why, and were embarrassed when they were rejected in the drama.
"I have other things to do, you can go on your own."
"Okay." Yancai didn't get too entangled and simply left.
"It's dinner time again, Laoguai, let's go eat." Han Zhongli touched his growling stomach and said with a smile.
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat." Tieguai Li hated him for not arguing.
Han Zhongli reached out and grabbed his arm: "Let's go, let's go, we have no magic power now, and we are almost the same as mortals. The greatest pleasure of being a mortal is eating, drinking and having fun..."
Soon, he shouted Han Zhongli, who was eating, drinking and having fun, took Tieguai Li to the sea and found Yancai on the beach staring at the sea in a daze.
"With the lightning strike method, will you still help me?" Yancai asked without looking back.
"Of course." Han Zhongli said without hesitation: "We are not the kind of people who break our promises."
"That's good." Yancai turned around and smiled. He said: "I thought of an idea."
"What's the idea?" Tieguai Li asked cautiously.
Yancai said seriously: "Neither you nor I can make Han Xiangzi play the flute again, but maybe He Xiaoyun, his childhood sweetheart, can. As long as you can persuade He Xiaoyun to ask Han Xiangzi to play a song ,So Maybe my work can be completed."
"This..." Tieguai Li hesitated: "Will He Xiaoyun help?"
"Whether she will help depends on you. It's for both of you," Yancai said solemnly.
"Then let's go." Tieguai Li said.
Han Zhongli: "Go after dinner?"
"Eat a shit."
Half an hour later, the two immortals found He Xiaoyun who was having a consultation in Yongkang Hall.
"Which one of you is uncomfortable?"
"No one is uncomfortable." Tieguai Li sat on the chair opposite her and said: "To be honest, the two of us are I came here mainly to ask for help.”
"What happened?" He Xiaoyun looked surprised.
She didn’t even know these two people...
Tieguai Li thought about the wording and said, "We would like to ask Miss He for help and let Han Xiangzi play a song."
"Why?" He Xiaoyun asked.
Having hesitated between lying and telling the truth, Tieguai Li said solemnly: "It's a long story. To put it simply, we want to transform Han Xiangzi into an immortal, but This requires him to play the long flute in the room."
"Become an immortal?" He Xiaoyun was stunned.
"That's right." Han Zhongli, standing next to Tieguai Li, said: "Miss He also knows that the plague has been rampant in the world recently. Only by gathering the Eight Immortals can we break through the Dragon King's blockade of the East China Sea and go to Gathering herbs from the medicine mountain to save the people, Han Xiangzi. It is the most important part of gathering the Eight Immortals."
He Xiaoyun is not a little girl who is ignorant of the world. Hearing this, he said: "How can I trust you?"
"How much magic power do you still have? ?" Tieguai Li asked Han Zhongli.
“A little bit.”
"What a coincidence, I am a little bit too." Tieguai Li said: "Then let's take Miss He to the purple bamboo forest in the suburbs together?" "Okay." Han Zhongli agreed, and he and Tieguai Li captured He Xiaoyun separately. With his left and right arms, she teleported to the bamboo forest near Han Xiangzi's thatched cottage.
But He Xiaoyun only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and he appeared in the bamboo forest, so that he was stunned on the spot.
"Miss He, can you believe us now?" Erxian let go of his arms and Tieguai Li asked with a smile.
He Xiaoyun blinked and asked suddenly: "What are the benefits of becoming an immortal?"
The two immortals only thought that she was worried about Han Xiangzi. Han Zhongli was the first to say: "There are many benefits. With magic power, you can fly in the clouds and mist, stay in Cangwu in the morning, and live in Kunlun in the evening.
With magic power, you can hang a pot to help the world. , save lives and heal the wounded
With law. With power, we can even overcome disasters and save all peoples, as we just said. After making meritorious deeds, all peoples will build temples for the gods and worship them with devotion..."
"In addition, there are also "You can stay young forever and live forever," Tieguai Li then added.
He Xiaoyun's eyes flashed and he murmured: "So many benefits?"
"Of course, otherwise, why do you think there are so many emperors in the world who are dedicated to cultivating immortality?" Tieguai Li asked.
He Xiaoyun pursed his lips, raised his head and said, "I also want to be a god."
"Huh?" The second immortal was dumbfounded.
“I also want to be a god.” He Xiaoyun repeated.
"This..." Tieguai Li said hesitantly: "Miss He, it is difficult to become an immortal without immortality."
"Aren't you my destiny?" He Xiaoyun asked.
The two immortals were speechless.
After a long time, Han Zhongli and Tieguai Li exchanged glances and said: "Let's do this. We will give you a heavenly book first. You can read it first. If you can get started, how about other things? ?”
“Okay, okay.” He Xiaoyun agreed happily.
Tieguai Li took out a book from his lapel and handed it to He Xiaoyun.
He Xiaoyun took a look at it and said in surprise: "Why are there no words?"
"Sincerity leads to wisdom." Han Zhongli said: "This is the first test. Only by reading the words from the wordless heavenly book Come and find your fairy "That's right."
He Xiaoyun understood and put away the book solemnly: "I understand, thank you two immortals."
"Then help me ask Han Xiangzi to play the flute." ?" Tieguai Li asked.
He Xiaoyun thought for a while and said: "Let's go to the evening. I will go find Xiangzi at night."
"It's a deal," Tieguai Li said immediately.
“A horse is hard to catch.” He Xiaoyun responded with a smile.
It’s night.
Qin Yao stood in front of the window sill, looking up at the distant stars above his head, his thoughts flying...
It suddenly occurred to him that looking at the entire biography of the Eight Immortals, this story is actually quite ironic. .
The monster Hualong who killed countless people was cleared, and the Dragon King who blocked the East China Sea was cleared. The truth was not revealed until the last episode. Everything was a test of the Buddha against humans, gods, and demons to see if they could transcend their karma and get rid of their resentment.
For this reason, plague is rampant in the world.
For this reason, Hualong has harmed countless people.
For this reason, the bright colors disappeared into ashes.
In the end, Han Xiangzi, who said he loved Yancai deeply, smiled and said he forgives...
What a nonsense.
Qin Yao suspected that the plague was caused by the Buddha in his own world, rather than taking advantage of the situation.
"Xiangzi." At this time, He Xiaoyun walked through the gate arch and appeared in front of the thatched house.
"Xiaoyun, why are you here?"
He Xiaoyun pointed to the thatched house and said, "Can I go in?"
"Of course." Qin Yao said, taking the initiative to go downstairs and welcome him into the room.
"Xiangzi, I can't sleep." He Xiaoyun said softly as he watched Han Xiangzi close the door.
Qin Yao greeted her to sit on the wicker chair and asked: "But what's the confusion?"
He Xiaoyun pursed his lips: "I don't know why, I always think of us when we were young, At that time, I was playing the flute, you were playing the flute, and the flute and flute were in harmony..."
"It's all in the past." Qin Yao interrupted while looking through the memory of 'Han Xiangzi'.
He Xiaoyun's face paused, and he reached out and took out a flute from his sleeve: "Xiangzi, please play one more song with me. After the ensemble is over, I will put it down."
Qin Yao was silent for a moment, turned around and came to Xiao In front of the shelf, he reached out and picked up the long flute: "Okay."
Although in the original work, He Xiaoyun didn't have much true love for Han Xiangzi, but if after this song, the two sides could cut off their emotions and remove all ambiguities, it would be more beneficial to him. It's a good thing.
Soon after, outside the small building.
Listening to the faint sound of the flute coming from the thatched cottage, Yancai was stunned and looked at Han Xiangzi's room journeyingly.
It's him.
It’s really him!
This man is my destined husband!
"Laoguai, did we do something wrong?" Han Zhongli murmured in the side room, looking at the stunned Yancai.
Tieguai Li shook his head: "Don't you see it?"
"What do you see?" Han Zhongli was puzzled.
Tieguai Li whispered: "Han Xiangzi is determined to become an immortal! In other words, he only has immortality in his heart and has no love for his children."
Han Zhongli thought about it carefully. I have to admit that Tieguai Li is right, he is unfounded.
In view of what they heard and saw during this period, it is difficult to say that Han Xiangzi did not abandon his childhood sweetheart for the immortal way.
According to this line of thinking, even childhood sweethearts can be abandoned, let alone a woman sent from heaven.
inside the room.
At the end of the song, Qin Yao put down his long flute and said sincerely: "It's late at night, I'll take you back."
"I can go back by myself." He Xiaoyun said.
Qin Yao waved his hand: "Let's go."
Seeing the two people going downstairs, the colorful people in the courtyard hurriedly hid themselves and watched their figures go away before walking out of the darkness.
"We have done what we promised you." Tieguai Li brought Han Zhongli to her side and said in a solemn voice.
Yancai withdrew her gaze and said calmly: "Three days later, on the night of Beginning of Autumn, if you cannot fly across the thirty-third heaven with the magic power absorbed by the sky thunder, I will help you deliver the message."
"That's great." Han Zhongli smiled and said: "Double insurance, we will definitely succeed in one fell swoop."
Tieguai Li nodded and said : "Taibai Venus revealed that after Han Xiangzi becomes an immortal, other members of the Eight Immortals will spring up like mushrooms after a spring rain... This is why everything is difficult at the beginning. Once you get through this beginning, things will be easier in the future!"
The most important thing is that the other members of the Eight Immortals are not as special as Han Xiangzi, and they do not need to go to heaven to get the elixir...
As long as members of the Eight Immortals cast spells, it will naturally become much simpler!