Chapter 1316 is outrageous!
Nine years later.
Fangcun Mountain.
The monkey, leaning on a wooden stick, staggered up to a thousand-foot peak. Against the background of cranes chirping, phoenixes flying, haze scattering colors, and the sun and moon lighting up, he saw a mountain called Fangcun Mountain, leaning towards the Lingtai of Shu Lingtai. Behind the stone tablet with ten characters in Yue Sanxing Cave, people immediately cheered, threw away their wooden sticks, jumped around in circles, and their joy was beyond words.
It has been so difficult for him to leave in the past nine years.
The orbs given by the empress were deceived and taken away the second month after he came down the mountain. Many people even wanted to catch him as a spectacle.
Fortunately, I didn’t meet any immortals who wanted to take in spiritual pets. Otherwise, let alone revenge, I wouldn’t even have freedom.
"Where did you come from, monkey, and why are you jumping here and there?" At this time, a fairy boy followed the sound and asked abruptly.
In Taoist Master Shen’s sect, Monkey didn’t dare to be presumptuous. He immediately took out the autographed letter, waved it and said, “It was Taoist Master Shen who asked me to come.”
“Shen Gongbao Da Senior brother?" Xiantong said in surprise.
The monkey nodded like a fool: "Yes, yes, Master Shen Gongbao Shen."
The fairy boy was silent for a moment, and a friendly smile suddenly appeared on his face: "What did Senior Brother ask you to do?"
The monkey said: "Let me come to find Patriarch Bodhi and become my disciple."< br>
The fairy boy took a deep look at him and beckoned: "Come with me."
In a blink of an eye, the fairy boy led the monkey to a cloud cliff, and saw only a white beard. Fa's old Taoist sat on a futon, facing thirty or forty immortal cultivators, and chanted the mantra of the Tao.
Suddenly he saw the fairy boy coming with a monkey demon. The old Taoist stopped teaching and asked doubtfully: "Who are you looking for?"
Before the fairy boy could speak, the monkey jumped out from behind him impatiently: "How dare you?" Asked the old immortal, is he the Patriarch of Bodhi?"
The old Taoist nodded slightly: " I am Bodhi.”
The monkey couldn’t help but knelt down in front of the other party and raised the letter in his hand above his head: “Master, I am here to be my disciple. This is what Taoist Master Shen Gongbao Shen wrote to me. Letter of recommendation"
Bodhi: "..."
When did I ask you?
But the other party's letter was stretched out in front of him, so he had to take it, opened it, and found four words inside: The Light of Buddhism.
Then above these four words, there is an upward arrow pointing to the opposite side of myself.
In other words, he pointed at the golden monkey opposite him.
Looking at this letter, Bodhi was dumbfounded.
After a while, he finally understood the meaning of these four words, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.
That bastard, writing a few more words will make you exhausted!
"What's your name?"
Shao Qing, Bodhi took a deep breath, silently put away the letter, and looked down at the monkey kneeling in front of him.
The monkey said: "I have no name."
Bodhi was stunned and asked: "You have no name? Then how did Shen Gongbao call you?"
The monkey said honestly: "He called me monkey."
Bodhi: "... ..."
In front of him, a group of apprentices gritted their teeth to prevent themselves from laughing out loud.
After a long time, Bodhi sighed: "How lazy is this person!"
The monkey was also smart and immediately said: "Master, please give me a name."
Bodhi stared at him for a while and said: "When Hongmeng first established the original namelessness, Wukong was needed to break the stubbornness. From now on, you will be called Wukong. Right."
The monkey smiled and clapped his hands: "Wukong, Wukong, I have a name~~"
......
Huaguoshan.
In front of Water Curtain Cave.
Our Lady of Golden Light looked at the Water Curtain Cave reluctantly and sighed: "I really can't let go!"
Qin Yao smiled slightly: "It will always be here, we can come back at any time."
The Holy Mother of Golden Light nodded, suddenly turned her head and asked: "What kind of appearance do you like?"
Qin Yao said: "As long as you conjure it up, I like it."
The corners of the Golden Light Virgin's mouth slightly raised, and she transformed into a dignified and beautiful fair-skinned woman: "Is this okay?"
"Of course, you can't see her former appearance at all." Qin Yao praised. , and then turned into a middle-aged man with an unattractive appearance.
“Is it necessary to become so ordinary?” Our Lady of Golden Light asked doubtfully.
“Tianji School is the base camp of the Queen Mother, no matter how careful you are.”
Speaking of this, Qin Yao commanded from the bottom of his heart: “System, completely hide me and the Holy Mother of Golden Light. Traces of ”
[This transaction requires 10,000 filial piety points. Are you sure? 】
The system light symbol then flashed in front of his eyes.
Qin Yao said calmly: "Sure."
The strength of the Queen Mother is unfathomable, let alone the Haotian Mirror in the heaven, just by themselves It's okay to hide the transformation technique from some ordinary gods, but it would be wishful thinking to hide it from the Queen Mother.
So, you can only cheat.
In addition to being unable to obtain filial piety points, there are no hooks that the system cannot unlock!
【Transaction successful. 】
【10,000 filial piety points are deducted from this transaction, and your remaining filial piety balance is 210,565 points. 】
When these two lines of light symbols appeared one after another, two colorful light butterflies suddenly appeared in Qin Yao's sea of consciousness. One flew towards his soul, and the other flew out of his sea of consciousness and passed through it. The physical body flew towards the golden Virgin Mary next to her.
“What is this?”
Out of trust in her husband, the Golden Lady did not hide away, letting the colorful light butterfly hit her eyebrows and blend into her body. She just asked curiously.
Qin Yao explained: "This is to add a layer of insurance to our transformation, so that the Queen Mother will not use the fairy weapon to reveal our true bodies."
The Golden Lady suddenly realized and took the initiative Holding his hand: "This makes me feel more at ease. Let's set off to Heaven."
"Let's not go to Heaven first. Let's go to the Dragon Palace first." Qin Yao shook his head and said.
Our Lady of Golden Light looked surprised: "Why go to the Dragon Palace?"
Qin Yao returned to his original appearance and said with a smile: "Aren't you curious about what I wrote in the letter to the monkey? You will know when you get to the Dragon Palace."
Shao Qing.
Inside the East China Sea Dragon Palace.
Uncle Jiu, who was becoming more and more regal, stood in front of the desk, with Prime Minister Turtle beside him who nodded and bowed. He watched his beloved disciple slowly approaching with a smile on his face, and asked loudly: "What happened again today?" Why do you come here to catch the autumn wind? "
Because Huaguo Mountain is too close to the East China Sea, Qin Yao has been visiting here every now and then in recent years, so Uncle Jiu asked this question.
"Greetings to the Dragon King."
Seeing the Dragon King face to face, the Holy Mother of Golden Light bowed.
Uncle Jiu waved his hand: "As a family, there is no need to be polite."
Qin Yao watched this scene with a smile, and then said: "This time there will be a big autumn wind, Dinghai Shenzhen It’s time for Tie to be born.”
Uncle Jiu asked, “Will you take him away now?”
Qin Yao waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, let the monkey come and get it himself."
Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows: "The monkey won't make trouble, right?" "No, this is not the traditional story." Qin Yao said.
Besides, Prime Minister Turtle, who has always prided himself as the wise man of the East China Sea, listened to their conversation, but found that he could not understand it at all.
What the hell is a monkey?
What's the fuss about?
Why does a seemingly ordinary conversation, where he knows every word spoken, require decryption when put together?
......
This doubt troubled Prime Minister Turtle for twenty years. Until twenty years later, a golden-haired monkey came to the Dragon Palace with a letter and was warmly received by the Dragon King. He Only then did I have a little knowledge.
This is probably the monkey that Daochang Shen mentioned, but this monkey looks quite docile on the outside and doesn't seem to be making trouble.
"Old Dragon King, what's your relationship with Taoist Shen?"
In the main hall of the Crystal Palace, Sun Wukong subconsciously scratched his head as he looked at the table in front of him filled with fine wine, delicacies, fruits and vegetables.
"Eat, let's talk while eating." Uncle Jiu said gently.
Sun Wukong broke open a banana and ate it, looking at the other person with shining eyes.
Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "He is my benefactor. I owe everything to him for his support."
Sun Wukong paused slightly while chewing, and said: "Isn't he very powerful?"
"Yes." Uncle Jiu responded: "I have never seen a more outstanding young man than him."< br>
Sun Wukong said confidently: "I will You will definitely surpass him."
Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "Maybe, I hope you can do it."
Sun Wukong blinked and said hesitantly, "You can. Tell me his story?”
"This story will be very long..."
"It doesn't matter, I have time."
Uncle Jiu said warmly: "Then let's start with the list of gods signed by the three religions... …”
After a long time.
He finally finished telling this long story, but there was still half of the banana in Sun Wukong’s hand.
Looking at the shocked monkey, Uncle Jiu chuckled: "Do you still think you can surpass him now?"
Sun Wukong: "..."
"Eat quickly. After I finish, I will I'll take you to see the gift." After a moment of silence, Uncle Jiu said again.
Sun Wukong quickly ate half of the banana in his hand, and then put the table full of things into his sleeves: "Let's look at the gifts first."
Not long after.
Uncle Jiu took him to the old site of the Dragon Palace Tianlao, pointed at the huge coiled dragon pillar and said, "The treasure is in here."
Sun Wukong took a deep breath, accumulated strength and punched it. On the stone shell of the Panlong Pillar.
In an instant, the stone shell cracked rapidly, and then exploded in all directions. A huge pillar emitting golden-red light was reflected in the monkey's eyes, like a red-hot iron.
"The Ruyi Golden Cudgel weighs 13,500 kilograms."
Looking blankly at the line of characters engraved on it, Sun Wukong murmured to himself.
……
One day in heaven and one year on earth.
Sun Wukong has returned from his studies, but Qin Yao and Golden Light Holy Mother have just been admitted to the Tianji School and have been assigned to different classes as substitute teachers.
It must be mentioned here that Tianji Department is a government office in the fairy world and is only responsible to Shangsheng Tianzun.
The Tianji School is the academy that selects talents for this yamen, so there are classes and teachers.
Generally speaking, the students of Tianji School come from the lower world, and most of them are ascendants, but there is no shortage of second-generation immortals and second-generation gods...
For the teachers in Tianji School , Ascended people are the best students to teach.
The second generation of immortals, especially the second generation of immortals with a certain family background, this kind of playboy is the most troublesome.
Therefore, the classes that the two new gentlemen, Qin Yao and Golden Light Holy Mother, were assigned to were the classes with the most second-generation immortals.
As for the teachers in these two classes, almost none of them can do it for a long time...
Under this premise, Qin Yao brought the lesson plan for teaching and just walked into the class assigned to him. He saw a group of students in black clothes sitting neatly, and a group of students in red robes and black hats. The students were lazy and sitting crookedly.
The students in red robes who lean back and put their arms on the desk behind them are pretty good. The most outrageous one is a student with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks and a set of bristles on his chin. He actually lay down directly in the classroom, with several female classmates around him squeezing his shoulders and beating his legs.
This scene is very outrageous, but looking at the calm and calm look of the people around, it is obvious that they have become accustomed to it.
"Pa."
Qin Yao gently threw the lesson plan on the table and walked towards the most arrogant "Lying Sheng" step by step. Two men in black suddenly leaped over and blocked him. in front of him.
"Are you students?" Qin Yao asked.
“What do you want to do?” the man in black on the left asked.
Qin Yao smiled and said: "I ask again, are you students?"
The man in black on the right said coldly: "You are the new substitute teacher Right? My young master is taking a lunch break, and this is what you’re teaching , don’t disturb my young master’s sleep.”
Qin Yao suppressed his smile and stretched out three fingers at them: “I will count to three. If you are still here after three, don’t blame me. You’re welcome.”
The man in black on the left sneered: "Do you know who we are?"
Qin Yao said softly: "Three."
The man in black on the right said: "My Master Juling's Father, now the King of Tota Li Jing's capable general..."
Qin Yao was unmoved: "Two."
The man in black on the right: "If you offend our young master, you will offend King Tota! ”
Qin Yao shook his head: "One."
After he finished reading the last number, he didn't see any movement. He only heard two bangs, and two men in black flew out. Entering the church, he disappeared in an instant.
At this time, Mr. Giant Spirit, who had his eyes closed, finally opened them, but he still glanced sideways at the new gentleman in front of him and asked: "Where did you come from? Who is your backer? ?”
Qin Yao said: “That’s what you’re asking me?”
Master Ju Ling said mockingly: “How can I ask you if I don’t ask you to kneel down?”
As soon as he finished speaking, the room full of students in red suddenly burst into laughter, looking at Qin Yao with eyes full of banter.
Qin Yao really couldn't get angry, he just felt funny.
This guy’s father was serving Li Jing, but when Li Jing saw him, he had to respectfully call him Immortal Chief.
You are really making things difficult for him by letting him get angry with the other party...
"Okay, first be polite and then attack."
Qin Yao smiled and said: "I didn't come out of nowhere, but I got here through serious examination. I don't have a strong backer. If I have one..."
At this point, he He tapped his temple: "Then my The backer is the brain."
"Oh~~" Mr. Juling said in a long voice, deliberately humiliating: "If you don't tell me, I don't know you have a brain."
The voice. Before it fell, the students in red at the scene burst into laughter.
“Pa.”
Suddenly, a very loud slap interrupted everyone's laughter, causing the entire church to fall silent.
On the recliner, five bright red finger prints appeared out of thin air on Mr. Giant’s face, but in his eyes, the substitute teacher opposite him did not move at all.
"Ah!"
The next moment, Young Master Juling screamed in pain, stood up suddenly, pointed at Qin Yao and yelled: "Hit me, how dare you hit me, How outrageous!”