Chapter 238 [The comedian chosen by heaven, who else could he choose from me? 】
In an uninhabited mountainous area, in a cave of unknown location, a green vortex suddenly appeared, followed by a person who could not escape. No, there were several leaves covering the crotch of the person, slowly coming from inside. Come out slowly.
“Huh——”
He Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, lying on a makeshift bed made of weeds without any image.
“Thanks to Escape Plan.”
The life-saving ability of this thing has to be said to be first-class. With a suit of clothes woven from leaves, he saved himself from danger several times without losing Contra's remaining twenty lives.
"Oh, it's getting harder and harder to get along."
Every time he entered the place where the snake people were exterminated, he had to spend a lot of effort to find it. Fortunately, the giant stood tall and stood tall, and the target was huge, otherwise he would not have been able to find it in a short time.
Of course, there are dangers on the road. However, it was with the help of "Escape from the Golden Cicada" that he successfully turned the tables and escaped danger several times.
“Thanks to my ingenuity, I can knit a lot of clothes.”
Where can I find clothes in the wilderness? Therefore, he could only be self-sufficient and make do with branches, weeds and other things found all over the mountains and plains, until he could make himself into a ball.
Don’t say it, it works.
The ferocious patchwork species encountered on the road were all shrunk by "Escape Plan". They could only bite a grass skirt or something, and watched him randomly escape ten meters away.
"Kachi~" "Kachi~" "Kachi~"
The hungry He Sheng picked up a stone and threw it into his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it into his stomach. Open the humble data panel to view the values.
["Kunpeng Transformation" 35, "Nine-Headed Insect·Ghost and God Way" 255]
"Very good, but it's a pity that I don't have enough clothes."
No, I only have a few pieces left all over my body. Leaves to cover up shame. The problem is, there are only so many places on his body, no matter how much, it won't fit in.
Not to mention anything else, the grass skirt alone covers nine legs. If others were wearing bell-bottom pants, he was wearing bell-bottoms on his legs.
“Why are there so many perverts in there?”
You simply don’t need too many powerful patchwork creatures.
Speaking of it, it’s normal.
The Snake people watched their race being exterminated and beat the former vassal race to death. Both sides were so furious that it was impossible to count how many people died.
According to his calculations, according to his calculations, there must be hundreds of human remains that can be pieced together by the patchwork giant who hunts and kills powerful patchwork creatures everywhere.
Note that millions refers to complete wreckage. If it's not all complete, even if only half of it is not, it will take at least tens of millions of corpses to piece it together.
"Why are the jade eyes connected to the place where the snake people perished? Which organization do the three eyes of the Divine Eye organization belong to?"
No, I can't continue thinking, I have a headache!
“Forget it, if you have time to think, it’s better to eat two more mouthfuls of dirt.”
"Natural Nutrition Method", always dripping with God.
On the fifth day after the demise of the Divine Eye Organization, he finally had time to start practicing the "Kunpeng Transformation".
After a night of silence, I woke up from hunger.
A streak of blood emerged from the top of his head and began to explore the surrounding environment.
After a while, Dharma Prime Minister returned, carrying two adult deer in his hands. They didn't struggle because their souls had been eaten away early.
Afterwards, there was a scene of people drinking blood.
For He Sheng, the taste is secondary, the main thing is that it can provide nutrition. The amount of meat from two deer is about 260 kilograms. It can be eaten in ten minutes, which can be called a storm.
As your body becomes stronger, your food intake will naturally increase.
“Yes, it tastes much better than soil and stones.”
I had just come out of the space and was very hungry, but I didn’t bother to let the Dharma minister go hunting, so I just took stones and Take a bite of the soil cushion.
"Continue, continue."
Personally, he is really addicted to the giant's ass, and the value of "Nine-Headed Insect·Ghosts and Gods" keeps rising. It's like playing a game, having a max-level boss guide you to level up.
While Dharma Prime was hunting, he was naturally not idle and knitted many grass skirts and hats out of grass. After he finished wearing it, only a pair of eyes were exposed, as if a bloated straw man had come to life.
The green vortex appeared again, and he stepped into it without hesitation.
In the blink of an eye, fifteen days passed.
The green vortex appeared for the fourth time, and the light named He emerged from it without slipping.
“What a risk!”
At least there were a few leaves left last time, but this time there were no leaves at all. If it weren't for his cleverness, coupled with the speed of "Kunpeng Transformation", and Fa Xiang blocking the gun for him, Contra would probably have changed from twenty to nineteen.
“Hiss——”
Lying on the weeds, he took a breath of cold air.
After the giant killed a pieced-together creature, the missing remains were actually able to move and attack independently. Unexpectedly, he gave him a brutal blow.
Summoned the Dharma Appearance, only to see the Dharma Appearance with six arms and six eyes, and now half of the head is broken. Naturally, his head also had a splitting headache, which was very uncomfortable.
"It takes at least ten days or half a month."
["Kunpeng Change" 38, "Nine-Headed Insect·Ghost and God Way" 355]
""Kunpeng Change" rises slower , it looks like I have to practice hard on my own. "It's just right, rest for a while, and meditate on the true intention of death.
In a blink of an eye, half a month flew by.
Dharma Prime’s head was well maintained, and at the same time, the number of animals in the surrounding mountains was reduced by more than half. Every time I go hunting, I have to run far away. It's not that I can't catch prey, but that the prey I catch is not enough to fill He Sheng's teeth.
["Kunpeng Change" 45]
In half a month, it surged by seven points, and it rose by one point in almost two days. This is also the reason why the surrounding animals suffer. A large amount of visualization requires a large supply of nutrients.
Of course, the contribution of "Innate Earth Cultivation Method" is also huge. The numerical rise is also very rapid. Suddenly, it increased from the original value [5] to the value [20].
Basically, Dharma is always on the road of hunting → returning prey → continuing hunting. On average, almost thousands of kilograms of meat are consumed every day.
After all, once you visualize, you can squeeze out almost all the nutrients. In the beginning, one meal was at least several hundred kilograms of meat. Later, as his body became stronger and stronger, a meal of two to three hundred pounds could not satisfy his terrifying appetite.
Naturally, a lot of consumption and crazy visualization gave him an unparalleled terrifying physique.
Two meters and five meters tall, with taut muscles.
Not to mention submachine guns and sniper rifles, even RPGs and TNTs still dare to fight head-on. Give him some time, and unless you hit him with missiles from the front, thermal weapons will no longer be a threat.
“Alas——”
He Sheng suddenly sighed. He was also very obsessed with physical enhancement. For a moment, he didn't know which one he should practice.
"Let's practice "Kunpeng Transformation" first, and try to make the physical body stronger."
Another two months passed in a flash.
["Kunpeng Transformation" 51]
"Huh——"
Finally, finally, finally exceeded the fifty-point value!
In fact, as early as fifty days ago, the value of "Kunpeng Transformation" had reached [50] points. Later, he wanted to try what it would be like to break through fifty points, but it turned out that it took fifty days.
During this period, the Dharma Minister was very busy.
Even at its abnormal speed, it still takes seven or eight minutes to travel, and a round trip takes at least fifteen minutes. The supply of meat has been delayed, otherwise it would have been a few days earlier.
"Speaking of which, according to the limit of fifty points on the data panel. I have clearly exceeded the limit, why don't I have any hints about the so-called secret treasure?"
Three pictures combined into one, I found it as promised. What a hidden treasure!
Mr. Yu, isn't he trying to fool people?
“Forget it, let’s improve the Dharma first and then talk about it.” “Let’s do it!!”
The Dharma worked diligently for three months and worked tirelessly to help. It’s time to give people something sweet to hunt.
In the blink of an eye, another three months have passed.
["Nine-Headed Insect·The Way of Ghosts and Gods" 600]
In the green vortex, He Sheng emerged from it with an ashen complexion.
"No, the giant has started to pay attention to me."
Before, he was just a little loser, an insignificant little bug. Now, "Kunpeng Transformation" has exceeded fifty points, coupled with the skyrocketing value of the Dharma, he has been promoted from a bastard to a small boss.
A small boss, the giant has a reason to take action.
Of course, they haven't taken any action for the time being, but as he continues to grow, it goes without saying that he will definitely be hit hard. Regardless of the reason for piecing together the giants, it is the place where the snake people will perish, and no awesome existence is allowed.
After a few months, he understood it completely. Giants are like virus cleanup programs. Any species that reaches a certain level of strength in space will inevitably suffer disaster.
If you do it, you will definitely not be able to do it.
A giant made from the remains of tens of millions of creatures. If he can just hang around behind him for a few months and be able to compete head-on, he would be too disrespectful of the snake-men and the races that fought with them. Something?
But anyway, he is quite satisfied. Bai Nv has been asking for a motorcycle for several months.
"Let it go."
I have been holding it in the cave for half a year, but I didn't take a step. If it were someone else, I wouldn't be able to hold it in and go crazy. Pushing aside the boulder used as a camouflage at the entrance of the cave, he looked at the stars in the sky and enjoyed the evening breeze, feeling extremely comfortable.
“Eh?!”
No, something is very wrong.
Why are the stars in the sky gradually overlapping with the stars that make up "Kunpeng Transformation"?
"Chongbao?"
His breathing was a little heavy for a while, and there was unconcealable excitement on his face. His eyes met the stars in the sky, making them coincide with the true intention in his mind.
Then, a giant whale made of stars leaped up.
He "helplessly" watched the giant whale jumping among the stars in the night sky, and then transformed into a roc bird, soaring upward. When it flew to a "point", it suddenly shattered.
“No, so sloppy!”
Please, although I know the starting and ending stars, the problem is that only given such a condition, how can I guess?
After a while, Dharma Prime Minister returned from hunting.
Nowadays, every time I meet someone and visualize the five elements and three gross phenomena that look weird and uncomfortable, it is like a stress reaction, and I will subconsciously hunt for them.
After he had eaten and drank enough, he visualized it again.
When the sky gets brighter, return to the inside of the cave.
He Sheng marked all the stars that the giant whale and the roc passed by on the ground and observed them repeatedly.
"Wait a minute, it looks a bit like a constellation to me!"
In his previous life, constellations were popular in middle school. I have done some research to keep up with the fashion, and I can’t say that I can accurately name each constellation, but my aesthetic appreciation of the stars has improved to more than one level.
“It’s time to go out.”
The next day, evening.
On the highway, he drove a cheap car he bought from a second-hand car dealer at high speed. money? Naturally, it was contributed by some gangs in the gray area. The Dharma came and went without a trace, so why not get some cash?
"Nan'an City, Wutou Mountain."
He finally found some information from the second-hand smartphone he bought. There are six constellations where Whale and Dapeng pass. Taking the first word of each constellation, the information obtained is [Nan'an City, Wutou Mountain].
“I really belong to you.”
The journey was fast and furious, and we finally arrived at our destination three days later.
It's not that we can't let the Dharma fly. The problem is that we don't have too many satellites and various drones in the sky. If someone saw it, wouldn't it cause a big mess?
He cannot ignore the nuclear bomb.
Nan'an City, Wutou Mountain.
The reason why Wutou Mountain is called Wutou Mountain is that it has no top due to unknown reasons. A mountain without a head should not be called a headless mountain.
Don’t mention it, the top of the mountain is very flat, not even a single weed grows. There are many tourist facilities, presumably locally developed tourist attractions.
"It's just the top of the mountain, and there's no specific location. It seems like I have to work as a coolie."
"Come out to work!"
Sixty meters tall, with fourteen arms and fourteen eyes. The Dharma image emerged from the top of the head and plunged into the ground like a puff of smoke.
"It's so convenient."
You can switch between reality and reality. Hunting, stealing money, working hard, working hard without complaining, the ghost and god way is so convenient.
After a while, the Dharma Minister emerged from the ground carrying a thick iron box.
"Dang Cang~~~"
Thrown it on the ground, making a crashing sound.
He Sheng stepped forward and tore open the door of the safe with both hands effortlessly. Then, a withered human head came into view. Yes, there are three holes in the human head.
The left and right eyes respectively, and the vertical eyes on the forehead.
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Almost subconsciously, he looked down at the pocket of his newly bought trousers, which contained the jade eyeballs buckled from the three-eyed face.
“Isn’t it?”
“Yes, it’s exactly what you imagined.”
A familiar voice sounded from behind.
He looked back and saw three old acquaintances standing at the entrance to the top of the mountain.
"Three eyes? You are actually still alive?"
"We are indeed alive."
Stand up with eyes raised, applauding with admiration on his face.
"Speaking of which, thank you. Otherwise we would still have a headache, who should we find to practice the three divine intentions at the same time. As the saying goes, those who understand the current affairs are heroes. Congratulations, classmate, congratulations, classmate, we hope You are a hero.”
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Co-author, how about I work for you three?
Huan Junjie, I’m not a singer.
He Sheng took out three eyeballs from his pocket and said.
“You found me through him, right?”
"Yes!"
"In other words, you can only locate the location, but you can't see what I have done?"
"Yes!"
He raised his eyes and nodded, He didn't mind helping a dying man answer his questions. Of course, no matter how many questions he asked, he was unwilling to answer them.
“Hey, you are a natural comedian.”
(End of this chapter)