Chapter 11 Who teased whom
"Brother An, you are such a tough guy, what are you looking at?" My aunt led several pretty cousins to the door. Because women are not allowed to enter the ancestral hall, so they are just in the ancestral hall. Looking around at the door, I happened to see Zhu Pingan looking at the top of the ancestral hall with interest. It is undeniable that the cute little appearance of the white and bear child with a tiger head and a tiger head is very eye-catching.
At first, Zhu Ping'an didn't realize that his aunt was calling him. He had been hearing the words "An Ge'er" was called "An Ge'er" since he was wearing it. It was the first time he heard someone call him "An Ge'er" and he didn't react for a while.
“Brother An?” My aunt called out again.
Zhu Pingan then realized that he was calling himself Brother An. This title was much nicer than Xiao Zhi. In the Ming Dynasty, titles such as brother and sister were quite common in towns and villages. Noodles are relatively rare. How should I put it? It should be a fashionable title. I have seen this kind of title before when I watched "A Dream of Red Mansions".
"I was wondering if our ancestors would sit in the clouds and greet us." Zhu Pingan turned his head and said formally.
If you want to find your position, as a child, you can only play a good role as a child.
“Pfft.” My aunt’s 8-year-old cousin couldn’t help but laugh. She held a showkerchief in her pink hands and half covered her mouth, “My little cousin can’t be stupid. ”
The pink pleated skirt worn by the little cousin, the skirt trembled slightly with laughter, very beautiful, and the ignorant loli has just grown up.
My uncle's 12-year-old cousin waved her hand, flicked her little cousin's forehead, and said with a smile, "Hun, how could my little cousin be so stupid?"
"Children's words are unbridled, and the wind blows away." My aunt hurriedly sighed and said, "Don't say that, Brother An is very smart, and he will take the No. 1 exam in the future, isn't he?"
My aunt teased Zhu Ping'an as she spoke.
The children in the village are all dirty, and the children in the city are not as tough as a tiger. It is quite rare for such fair and clean children to be as tough as a tiger.
"Well, yes." Zhu Pingan thought for a while and answered seriously.
Kekeke
The cousins laughed even more happily, and even my aunt was amused by Zhu Ping'an's serious look.
In their opinion, teasing naughty children is the most interesting thing.
A few people can try to tease Zhu Ping'an, especially the aunt who is the most enthusiastic. In the city, you can't tease other people's naughty children at will, and the eldest cousin is too old-fashioned. It's very similar, it's not funny, and it's not interesting to tease.
"Brother An, my aunt asked you, which came first, the chicken or the egg?" My aunt squatted at the door with interest and asked Zhu Ping'an.
Do adults of every generation tease children with this question?
In fact, which came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a fun question, and it is the same kind of logical proposition as whether the white horse is not a horse. Chicken is a kind of poultry, and eggs are the eggs of this poultry. From a noun perspective, the chicken is defined first, and then the egg. Physically speaking, if the chicken comes first, then where does the chicken come from? It hatches from an egg. In this way, it enters a cycle. Who comes first and who comes last is how adults tease children. Mini games.
Being teased by others is boring, but pretending to be a naughty kid to tease others is another story. In fact, it’s not the case in reality. You take your shiny pet dog for a walk in the early morning. How do you know the psychology of the pet dog? “Oh, good morning, brother golden retriever and sister Erha, I’m here to walk you again. "
Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger has almost become Zhu Ping'an's habit.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
"Grandma first." Zhu Pingan answered seriously.
Pfft
A group of women were laughing so hard.
"Why is there grandmother first, Brother An?" asked my aunt.
“Because whether it is chickens or eggs, my grandmother is in charge of it. If my grandmother buys chickens first, our family will have chickens first. If grandma buys eggs first, our family will have eggs first.”
My aunt immediately looked at Zhu Pingan and was surprised, because she had asked many children before, and every child was basically confused by her. This was the first time she heard such an answer.
My aunt had a vague feeling that Zhu Ping'an might be unusual in the future.
The little cousins were amused by Zhu Ping'an's words and giggled again. What a silly boy. Asking you who came first, the chicken or the egg, what does it have to do with your grandmother? They couldn't help but feel that this little cousin with a tiger head and a tiger brain My younger brother was so silly and funny, and he started teasing me not to be outdone. Why do humans have two legs? Why do ducks have two wings and why they can’t fly?
Zhu Pingan also cooperated and said some words that made them laugh, but there were ten thousand grass and mud horses running in his heart.
"Little cousin, why don't you ask us a question too." The little cousin nodded and thought of a more fun idea to tease Zhu Pingan.
"Sister, is it okay if I don't ask?" Zhu Ping'an shook his head and asked seriously.
"No, you must ask." The little cousin smiled and nodded seriously.
"Okay then." Zhu Pingan frowned and looked like he was thinking.
Hearing that Zhu Pingan wanted to ask a question, not only the cousins were very interested, but even the aunt came over to listen.
What kind of questions can you, a naughty kid who just got rid of crotchless pants, ask? Zhu Pingan's fight not to wear crotchless pants was also told by Chen as a joke to her aunt and the others, and she even made a few people laugh at that time. It's quite annoying.
“Grandpa climbs the tree to pick strawberries. He can pick one basket in one day and two baskets in two days. How many baskets of strawberries can grandpa climb in three days?”
Zhu Pingan raised his head and finished the question innocently, looking like he was racking his brains.
The little cousins made a sound in their hearts. Seeing you racking your brains so hard, they thought it was a difficult question, but they didn't expect it to be so easy. That's right. Counting to three is very difficult for you, but it shouldn't be easy for us, okay?
“Oh, it’s so simple, just three baskets of strawberries.”
“My little cousin is so stupid. Grandpa can pick three baskets of strawberries in three days.”
How many times? The two cousins answered in unison, with an expression that the question was too simple and boring.
Look, this is the gap and the IQ crushing.
Zhu Pingan shook his head.
Huh?
What is wrong?
A few cousins don’t understand, and even my aunt doesn’t understand. They pick one basket of strawberries in one day, two baskets of strawberries in two days, and three baskets of strawberries in three days. How could it be wrong? No. It's because this little guy doesn't know how to add or subtract within three.
"What's wrong?" the 8-year-old cousin kept asking.
Zhu Ping'an raised his head 45 degrees, rolled his eyes, and his tone was characteristic of a child's arrogance.
"Grandpa climbed the tree and couldn't pick a basket."
Hearing this answer, several cousins must quit, especially the younger cousin who said it was impossible and said Zhu Ping'an mess around.
“What? It’s impossible that I can’t even pick a basket.”
"That's right, it wouldn't be interesting if you said grandpa was lazy or something, little cousin."
"It's not a good boy to cheat."
As a result, Zhu Pingan raised his head even more It's high, and it looks like a stinky fart.
“Because strawberries are grown from seedlings on the ground and there are no strawberries on the trees, so grandpa can’t pick strawberries by climbing the tree.”
Hearing this, several young and old lolita looked at each other, speechless. .
Zhu Pingan took the opportunity to sneak away, take care of the Buddha's robes, and hide his merits and fame, but he didn't want to be asked anymore. (End of this chapter)