Chapter 34 Chew food before eating
On the rocks by the river at the foot of the hillside, Zhu Ping'an and the scheming little Loli stared at each other, and the atmosphere was a little strange for a while.
"Why did you ask me to come here?" Zhu Pingan spread his chubby hands and asked helplessly.
"Haha, you spoke first, you lose." The scheming little loli jumped up from the stone with joy, clapped her hands excitedly and said.
Lost you sister, when did I play the game of who speaks first with you? Zhu Pingan was really speechless. By the way, this girl has changed into a new set of clothes. If you have money, you don't have to be so willful. She changes one set of clothes in one day. She is obviously a little fox. Why should she dress up like a butterfly? Although it looks really good. , but it’s too wasteful, don’t you just throw it away after wearing one set every day?
"Hey, what do you mean by rolling your eyes?" Li Shu, a scheming little lolita, walked up to Zhu Ping'an and asked angrily, "No, I'm going to tell Master Sun that you didn't pay your respects and still eavesdropped on the class."
I’m afraid of you!
"Okay, Miss, just tell me what you have to say." Zhu Ping'an was completely defeated by the threat of the scheming little loli, and sighed.
Sure enough, he still looks like this bastard, which makes people unhappy!
“Ah, what’s your attitude? Believe it or not, I’ll tell Master!”
The scheming little loli Li Shu pouted, stretched out her chubby little hand and lightly poked Zhu Ping'an on the forehead twice, with a bad look on her face.
"Believe, believe, of course I believe."
I bow my head when I should. I still have this awareness. I am not the kind of person who wants to save face and suffer. I bow my head and bend over. What's wrong. The strong wind knows the strength of the grass. The grass bends under the strong wind, but it will still be strong enough to accept the sunshine and dew after the wind and rain stop. The heavy snow is pressing down on the green pines, but your green pine bones are strong and will not bend down. You are fine in the heavy snow. What about the heavy snow? After the violent storm, the green pines were broken. As long as you stay rooted in the soil, don't betray your position, bend down, and lower your head, it doesn't matter.
"Are you eavesdropping on the class? Is it interesting? Tell me what you heard." The round eyes of the sinister little lolita are full of curiosity. Of course, the problem of being arrogant and stinky cannot be changed. , "Huh, I gave you this chance because I felt sorry for you."
"After listening to the Three-Character Sutra, people are inherently good by nature. Nature is similar, but habits are far apart." Zhu Ping'an came up with all the treasures from his family, one by one. .
"Are you wasting your opportunity?" Li Shu, the scheming little lolita, was very dissatisfied.
"I also listened to the Thousand-Character Prose. The sky and the earth are dark and yellow, and the universe is primitive. The sun and the moon are waxing, and the stars and constellations are arranged." Zhu Pingan continued.
“Forget it, I’d better go and tell my wife.”
The black-bellied little loli stood up from the stone, stepped out her short legs, and looked like I was going to sue you. posture.
"There is also a story about the little red dress." Seeing that the shady little loli was acting pretentious again, Zhu Ping'an had no choice but to tell the story about going to the orphanage to coax the children.
"Oh, then I'll just listen to it."
The scheming little loli retracted her short legs and sat back on the stone.
Sure enough, fairy tales are better to coax children.
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was loved by everyone." Zhu Pingan said slowly.
"Everyone loves everyone, am I as cute as me?" The sinister little loli interrupted Zhu Pingan's words and asked.
Uh
The big bad wolf in the story is cuter than you! Of course, this cannot be said out loud.
"Not as cute as you." Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth and said against his will.
The scheming little loli was satisfied, and asked Zhu Pingan to start talking again.
“Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was loved by everyone. She liked to wear a very beautiful little red skirt that her grandmother gave her, so people called her the little red skirt.”
The scheming little loli curled her lips and whispered, "I won't wear the same clothes every day."
"One day, my mother said to the little red skirt: 'Grandma is sick, please help me. Please bring some snacks to visit her. My mother also gave special instructions: "Grandma." Living in the forest, the journey is long, you must be careful on the road, don't be playful! '"
Well, Zhu Pingan changed the story of Little Red Riding Hood into the story of Little Red Dress, which was very popular in the Ming Dynasty! There were no girls wearing hats, so they changed to little red dresses.
“Little Hongqun met a wolf in the forest. She had never seen a wolf and did not know that wolves were ferocious, so she told the wolf the purpose of coming to the forest. After knowing this, the wolf tricked Xiao Hongqun into going there. The big bad wolf picking mushrooms ran to the cabin in the forest, dressed up in a little red dress, and knocked on grandma's door. Lu! The big bad wolf swallowed the little red-dressed grandma whole. The big bad wolf pretended to be grandma. He opened his big mouth and said, "Gulu!" He didn't even bite the little girl. The red dress was swallowed into the stomach.”
“Did you eat it all?”
"Then a woodcutter came. He took out a pair of big scissors, and before the big bad wolf woke up, he used the fastest movement to carefully cut open the big bad wolf's belly. Grandma and Xiaohong The skirt comes from the belly of the wild wolf Rescued.”
Looking at the scheming little Lolita listening to the story carefully, Zhu Pingan lamented that children are still easy to accept new things. If this story was told to adults of this era, they would definitely not. After being accepted, you will ask how the big bad wolf can talk, can the wolf's belly hold an adult and a child, and why can the people who eat it come out well?
After talking about the adapted version The story of Little Red Riding Hood, Zhu Ping'an asked, "After listening to this story, what did you learn?"
"Chew the food into pieces."
The scheming little loli blinked when he heard this. He blinked his eyes and tilted his head.
Chew your food! ! ! !
This is not the case at all!
The story of Little Red Riding Hood warns little girls not to chat with strangers casually, not to be playful, and to go home early!
Zhu Ping'an also hopes that this story can make the scheming little loli stay away from a stranger like him, stop playing outside, and go home quickly to be a lady who never leaves the house. Go ahead.
Unexpectedly, the scheming little Lolita didn't play her cards according to common sense. She said she had to chew her food when eating, which shocked Zhu Ping'an.
The scheming little loli listened to the story with gusto. The story told by this little poor man was different from the others and seemed very interesting.
"Well, seeing how hard you work, I'll give you another chance, tell me something."
The scheming little loli said something arrogant and arrogant.
"Uh" Zhu Ping'an was stunned for a moment and looked at the sun in the sky. Master must have taken a break from get out of class now. "Okay, let me tell you another story about the Frog Prince."
< br>"Once upon a time, there lived a king. His daughters were all very beautiful. , especially the little daughter, even the sun who has seen everything is surprised by her beauty every time. There is a dark forest near the king's palace. There is a well under an old Bodhi tree."
The scheming little loli listened attentively and felt that the story told by this little bastard was quite interesting and the words he said were good.
Why is it that every time the sun shines on her face, I am surprised by her beauty? It is a disguised way of saying that I am beautiful. Oops, it makes me a little shy.
“ The little princess doesn’t like this ugly frog very much.”
When Zhu Pingan was talking about this, he was interrupted by the scheming little Lolita. , "If it were me, I wouldn't like this ugly frog even more. The toad wants to eat the swan meat. Hum, what I like is the best man in the world. If he is the number one scholar, I will be the official wife."
< br>The little brat is so shameless, putting the dowry yuan in his mouth every day to become an official wife. Also, such a young brat has no concept of shyness.
"From then on, the handsome prince and the beautiful little princess lived a happy life." Zhu Pingan finally finished telling the story of the frog prince, and was interrupted several times by the shady little Lolita.
"What, a toad is a toad and will never become a prince. Stewed toads or braised toads are fine, but they cannot become princes" (End of Chapter)