Chapter 45 I’ll let you pass this level
Zhu Ping’an didn’t take the little fat man’s reminder to heart. It was just a small friction between children, but he didn’t expect that something would really happen.
After school, Zhu Ping'an and Zhu Pingjun went home together with their schoolbags on their backs. Zhu Pingjun sniffed and told Zhu Ping'an how bad the master was, how bad he was and how he was punished by beating his palms while standing. In Zhu Pingjun's words, the Master is simply a big devil who does all kinds of evil, while Zhu Pingjun is a poor little angel who endures humiliation.
Not long after the two of them crossed the bridge and walked to the small road in Xiahe Village, this area was filled with fields, and the people who worked the fields had all gone home, and everything was quiet. The two of them had only walked a few steps when five naughty children rushed out of Gou Gou. The leader was Wei Chen, who wanted to jump in line to go to the toilet.
At first glance, it looks like he is seeking revenge.
Wei Chen led five naughty children and surrounded Zhu Ping'an and Zhu Pingjun. Wei Chen said angrily, "You all, please be honest and let us teach Zhu Ping'an a lesson. Zhu Pingjun, please be honest." If so, just stand aside obediently, Otherwise, I'll teach you a lesson."
"Huh, if you want to hit my brother, you have to get past me first." Zhu Pingjun snorted coldly, stretched out his hand and wiped his nose, a bit like Bruce Lee, don't do it. It's quite impressive to say that it looks like this.
Zhu Ping'an was immediately moved. Damn, I didn't expect Brother Jun to be very unreliable, lazy to eat, take advantage of the family, not good at hygiene, and sniffle. But at this time, he is still quite generous.
Zhu Pingjun screamed and picked up a large piece of dirt from the ground. He punched it into pieces and smashed it into pieces. Then he puffed his mouth and blew hard to blow away the dirt in his hands.
That posture made several naughty children stunned for a while.
But this was just a warm-up. After smashing the dirt and rubbish, he roared again, rushed to a small tree, and kicked the tree until it was shaking.
Then he found a stick from the ground, screamed strangely, and performed a set of crazy stick tricks, which looked awesome, and he even threw two sticks on the ground, making a crackling sound.
After playing for a while, Zhu Pingjun threw the stick out of breath, sat down on the roadside, spread his hands, and choked with tears: "Damn, I'm exhausted, I'm so tired You have passed this level.”
I have passed this level, and you have passed it. As he said at the beginning, if he wants to beat my brother, he must first pass my level, which forms a clear distinction. echo.
Zhen Nima is as unreliable as ever, Zhu Pingan complained in his heart.
"It's up to you." Wei Chen sneered, walked around Zhu Pingjun, and led five naughty children to surround Zhu Ping'an alone.
"Ahem, let's talk if we have something to say." Zhu Ping'an looked at the five naughty children who were two or three years older than himself, and weighed his small body, let alone five. Now, I can't beat any of them, so I can only delay them.
Wei Chen sneered disdainfully, "You know now that you have something to say. Then why didn't you let me go to the toilet first? How dare you say that I'm not your shit? How do you know if it's in a hurry? You guys tell me Should he be beaten? "
The four naughty children around Wei Chen yelled that they deserved to be beaten, that they deserved to be beaten, and that they made him cry for father and mother.
Zhu Ping'an is speechless, I'm not saying this just because you are dragging me with your arrogant attitude! Instead, you beat him up. Okay, okay, if you think I said you're not my shit, then I'll change my tune.
"Then I'll change my tune. You're my shit, that's all." Zhu Pingan said lightly. He just didn't like Wei Chen's leftists. At worst, he would be beaten up by a few naughty kids. How serious could it be? If a few If it were a big man, he would give in. A good man will not suffer the immediate consequences, but there is no need for these naughty boys to bow their heads.
Wei Chen, who was feeling very proud, felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly when he heard this. Everyone had followed him since childhood, and no one dared to go against him like this.
"You are quite good at talking!" Wei Chen had a dark face and was furious. He rolled up his sleeves and said, "I will beat you till you cry for father and mother later. Let's see if you can still talk. !”
“Hmph, a gentleman talks but never does anything.” Zhu Pingan crossed his arms and said disdainfully, “I am a gentleman, so be it. But I can talk. Unlike some villains who only take action."
Zhu Ping'an wants to transfer this unfair duel of force to the verbal duel that he is good at. If he takes action, he will do it. It's not enough to fight alone; but when it comes to talking, Zhu Ping'an believes that the next five of them will not be his opponent.
Children can withstand this kind of excitement. They are at the time when they think that they are the most awesome in the world except for the master. It is also when their sense of honor has just been formed. Everyone thinks that they are gentlemen and villains. Forget it. That's a curse, not me.
"Who are you calling a villain? I am also a gentleman, and we are all gentlemen." Wei Chen said loudly with a red face, and the four naughty children behind him also shouted that they were gentlemen.
"A gentleman must be able to speak." Zhu Pingan said lightly.
“We can all say it.” The five naughty children shouted excitedly, slapping their chests and blushing.
"Okay, I will say something. As long as you can repeat it, even if you can say it, even if you are a gentleman, if you beat me, I will obey. Otherwise, you can also beat me, but you That means admitting that you are a villain," Zhu Ping'an continued.
"Isn't it just that if you say a word, we will follow suit? Who can't? Just say it quickly. We are still eager to beat you up." Wei Chen did not conceal his purpose at all, patting his chest and urging Zhu Ping'an to speak quickly. .
"That's right, this stupid kid is looking for a beating! The master taught us a sentence, and we can say it without reading the book."
The naughty kids looked at Zhu Pingan with smug expressions on their faces .
“Blackened black ash fertilizer, black ash will volatilize, gray black fertilizer, black ash fertilizer volatilizes; ash blackened fertilizer, gray black fertilizer will volatilize.”
When Zhu Pingan opened his mouth, he said the most popular tongue twister that he had never expected. His articulation was clear, his words were correct, and his speech was smooth and coherent.
Wei Chen and a few naughty kids were stunned for two seconds, and then said with great sadness:
"Next time, you wait!"
Then, the few naughty kids hated The windlass roared away.
Oh, I do what I say, these naughty kids are so innocent and cute. No wonder people say that every child is an angel dropped from the sky, even a naughty child.
Zhu Pingan looked at the few naughty children who left harsh words and left in anger, and sighed in his heart, children are still innocent, even if they are for the purpose of revenge, they are still so innocent and cute. Do it. At this point, I believe that most adults are not as good as children. Even if they are bad children, most adults cannot compare with them, because when people grow up, they learn to go back on their word. (End of chapter)