Chapter 56 Doudou Loli listens to the class
After the break, life returned to peace. Zhu Pingan rode the old scalper and carried his schoolbag and set off to the school, followed by the reluctant Zhu Pingjun.
Passing by a small Chaimen courtyard, the big yellow dog looking after the door leaned out and barked at the two of them.
Dragon meat in the sky, dog meat on the ground. This was the first reaction in Zhu Ping'an's mind after seeing the big yellow dog. Please forgive the uprightness of a foodie.
“Bite, bite, and bite you again to send you to elementary school!” Zhu Pingjun, carrying his schoolbag, threatened the big yellow dog and did whatever he wanted to the dog.
The big yellow dog doesn't understand human language, but it can also be seen that Zhu Pingjun's gaping teeth and cracked mouth are definitely not praising his heroic figure, smooth hair and big claws, so he roared and rushed towards Zhu Pingjun and the others.
Zhu Pingjun was so frightened by the big yellow dog's enthusiastic movements that he squatted on his butt and fell to the ground. Fortunately, the big yellow dog was tied up, otherwise he would definitely have left traces of enthusiastic claws on Zhu Pingjun's body.
"Brother Jun, are you okay?" Zhu Ping'an wanted to get off the ox's back and help Zhu Pingjun. He had fallen quite hard just now.
Before Zhu Ping'an came down, Zhu Pingjun got up from the ground, patted the soil, and said angrily, why didn't he fall to death? If he fell to death, he wouldn't need to learn anything. Ugh, I hate going to school so much.
We haven’t seen each other for two days. The naughty children in the school are extremely enthusiastic. The little fat Li Xiaobao is especially enthusiastic. He brought snacks from home and shared them with Zhu Pingan and several other children nearby, boasting about them. How many fish he caught and how big they were.
Master's lecture was the same as before. In addition to teaching the Three Character Classic and Hundred Family Surnames to teach children how to read, he also took some time to teach Zhu Ping'an a few lines of the Analects of Confucius.
The scheming little lolita Li Shu and the steamed bun maid Hua'er, who were spanked and cried by Zhu Pingan outside the school, once again appeared on time during Zhu Pingan's recess.
New clothes, new hairstyle, new accessories, what remains the same is the same arrogant and stinky person as always.
When Baozi's little maid Hua'er saw Zhu Pingan leading the old scalper down the hillside, she looked at Zhu Pingan with a look of resentment.
"Morning." Zhu Pingan walked past the two of them as if nothing had happened, said hello, and then tied the old ox to a tree trunk by the river.
"Wait for you, we've been waiting for a long time!" The scheming little loli choked Zhu Ping'an angrily, as if she had been fed gunshot.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Master, get out of class ended a little late today." Zhu Pingan nodded sheepishly.
“Here.” The little maid Baozi still remembered being spanked by Zhu Ping’an, a little brat, and her tone was almost the same as that of the scheming little Lolita.
But when she saw Zhu Pingan taking the food box, the big eyes of the little maid Baozi showed an expectant look. Although it passed by in a flash, it was still captured by Zhu Pingan.
There must be something wrong with the food in the food box.
Zhu Ping'an picked up the food box, put it on the stone, and said to the big and small girls in a very sincere manner:
"I thought about it for a long time, well, I shouldn't have spanked you yesterday, well, girls. How can you spank Zhu Pingan casually?"
When Zhu Pingan mentioned spanking, the big and small lolita glared angrily at Zhu Pingan as a reflex reflex, especially the black-bellied little loli who wanted to pounce on Zhu Pingan and bite off Zhu Pingan's butt. A piece of flesh on Zhang’s hateful little fat face.
"So, well, I was wrong after all, so I will tell you an extra story today." Zhu Pingan sat on the stone, holding the food box and apologizing seriously.
"Ahem, don't pay too much attention to it. We have made mistakes too. Hurry up and eat and tell us a story." The sinister little loli forgave Zhu Pingan on the surface. However, he kept urging Zhu Ping'an to eat.
Okay, I've given you a chance, but you're not sure. Don't blame me, Zhu Pingan thought.
"Before I talk about shooting the eagle, let me tell you a story about mountain climbing." Zhu Pingan said with a naive smile.
Two big and small lolita turned on the story-telling mode, grabbed snacks and sat in rows.
"The story happens around us. The Woniu Mountain behind us is very tall. It is said that there are ten thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum on the top of the mountain, which can cure all diseases." Zhu Pingan said in a cheerful tone.
“Liar, there is no cure-all for all diseases.” The sinister little loli curled her lips in disdain.
"So it's a legend." Zhu Pingan said calmly, "At the foot of Woniu Mountain, there was a pair of lovers who had a very good relationship. They were childhood sweethearts, and it was about time to talk about marriage, but at this time the girl got... There is a strange disease that cannot be cured, so the boy wants to go to the mountain to pick thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum to treat the girl's disease. The girl is worried and wants to go with him."
< br>"It happened that people nearby also wanted to go to the mountain to pick thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, so a dozen of them went to the top of the mountain to pick Millennium Ganoderma lucidum together. When they went to the bottom of the mountain and wanted to climb to the top of the mountain, the weather suddenly turned bad. It started to rain heavily, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So they left the girl to watch the camp." When Zhu Ping'an said this, his tone gradually became darker.
Little Lolita listened carefully and was still chewing snacks in her little mouth.
"But they didn't come back after three days. The girl was a little worried, thinking it might be because of the weather. She waited and waited, and on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, but Only her childhood sweetheart didn’t come back.”
Hearing this, Little Loli stopped chewing snacks and became a little nervous.
"When everyone came back, they told her that on the first day of climbing the top of the mountain, her childhood sweetheart unfortunately died! They came back on the first seven days, thinking that he might come back to find her. So everyone formed a circle and let her go. In the middle, when it was time to reach Kuai Zi, suddenly her childhood sweetheart appeared and was covered in blood. He grabbed her and ran out. The girl screamed in fright and struggled hard. At this time, her childhood sweetheart told her that a mountain disaster happened on the first day of climbing the top of the mountain! The heavy rain collapsed the rocks, and everyone died except him. Who do you believe is still alive?" Zhu Ping'an's voice was lower, deliberately with a sense of insidiousness.
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The big and small lolita turned pale with fright, hugging each other and screaming, like two hamsters hugging each other and screaming, very cute .
In stark contrast to the frightened Lolita, Zhu Pingan's innocent smiling face. This ghost story is considered a relatively low-level one. Just to avoid scaring you, I didn’t tell you anything about the little red rope or the midnight bus.
After shouting for a while, the little girl came back to her senses. Looking at Zhu Ping'an who was smiling naively, she suddenly understood that this silly little chubby boy did it on purpose.
"Zhu Pingan, you bastard!" The scheming little loli stepped forward and kicked Zhu Pingan unreasonably.
Zhu Pingan dodged easily and said confidently, "You were the ones who tampered with the lunch box first."
"You, how do you know?" Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, was very curious. You haven't opened it at all.
“Ah, idiot Hua’er!” The scheming little loli’s face darkened.
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an's little chubby face squeezed out a smile and spread his hands, "I was not sure at first, but now I am sure."
Teasing Loli and listening to the lecture, time passed very quickly, in the blink of an eye It was the day when the two villages were competing for water, and the Confucius School also had a special day off. (End of this chapter)