Chapter 58 Capture the Flag
Under their own supervision, the village elders of the two villages handed over the ten flags of their own village to the thirty naughty children of their own village. The flag of Shanghe Village has the character "up" written on it, and the flag of Xiahe Village has the character "down" written on it. You can hold the flag, you can put it on the ground, you can do whatever you want, but you can't hide it. The offensive and defensive parties are not allowed to use any tools during contact combat, this is also to avoid injury. There are no other requirements and both parties can do whatever they want.
In the first round, Shanghe Village defended the flag and Xiahe Village captured the flag.
When Zhu Pingan and a group of naughty children were standing at the foot of the hillside, they marveled at the tradition of fighting for water between the two villages. It was really the wisdom of the ancestors. This fight for water not only avoids casualties on both sides, but also deepens the relationship between the two sides. The most important thing is that it can also solve the problem. The centuries-old tradition of fighting for water, whether winning or losing, will be firmly adhered to by both parties without any exception.
Come on, come on.
The onlookers from the two villages put their hands to their mouths and shouted loudly to cheer for their respective naughty children.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help being a little dumbfounded when he heard the crowd around him shouting "Come on". Damn it, the word "Come on" has always been recognized as being coined after the emergence of modern racing cars. Why are the people shouting "Come on" now? ! ! !
There is a feeling of thunder rolling from the sky.
Could that rumor be true? When I was in graduate school, I was studying the word "refueling", and there was a rumor about Liu Bowen of the Ming Dynasty, uh, this dynasty.
There is a saying: "Zhuge Liang, the military advisor of the former dynasty, and Liu Bowen, the military advisor of the later dynasty". After Liu Bowen helped Taizu unify the world, he was very proud of himself. He felt that no one could surpass him in wisdom for five hundred years and five hundred years. Occasionally, it will be a pity that Zhuge Liang, who is regarded as a role model by everyone, was not born in the same dynasty as himself, otherwise he would definitely let the whole world know who is the wisest. Then the mythical story began, saying that Liu Bowen once again led the army to a small forest. Maybe there were insects in his mouth, so he spit. Coincidentally, the phlegm happened to be spit on a stone tablet. There were words engraved on the stone tablet, to the effect of, "Liu Bowen, you idiot, why are you spitting everywhere!" The signature is Zhuge Liang. Then, Liu Bowen was shocked. Zhuge Liang had planned all this? This ridiculous Zhuge Liang is provoking me! Coincidentally, at this time, one of his subordinates reported that an ancient tomb had been discovered, and Liu Bowen guessed that it should be Zhuge Liang's tomb. Go in and take a look, I have to tell you, no, you can count on me spitting, but you can't count on me being able to enter your cemetery. After Liu Bowen went there, he found that it was indeed Zhuge Liang's cemetery. When he went in, he saw that Zhuge Liang's ever-burning lamp had only a small flame left, and the oil was about to burn out. When Liu Bowen saw this, he laughed. They all said that you, Zhuge Liang, are smart. What a bastard. Your own ever-burning lamp is running out of oil. Why can't you calculate it? You can't be as smart as me! Before Liu Bowen's smile ended, he saw a silk book in front of the Changming Lantern, which read: Come on, Old Liu. Therefore, later generations used "come on" as the meaning of motivating people.
At the time, I thought it was too mythical, so I didn't take it seriously. However, if the mythical nature of this story is removed, it makes sense that the word "refuel" comes from ancient times. Think about it, yes, it is rumored that the word "refuel" is shouted by foreign racing drivers when they run out of gas. However, the foreign pronunciation is fundamentally different from Chinese, so the credibility is not high.
Anyway, the fact is that I heard Come on in the Ming Dynasty.
"Oil leakage, Zhu Ping'an oil leakage!!!" An inconspicuous voice came from the crowd, probably two or three little girls shouting at the same time.
Zhu Pingan turned around and saw the scheming little loli Li Shu, who was riding on a little red horse and leading two or three little maids to boo him.
The scheming little loli saw that Zhu Pingan heard her booing, and couldn't help but make a face at Zhu Pingan proudly.
When Zhu Pingan saw the smug little girl, he couldn't help but make a gesture of spanking.
Others can’t understand this gesture, but the little scheming little lolita Li Shu and the little maid Hua’er of Baozi blushed immediately the first moment they saw it, and they gritted their teeth. Staring at Zhu Ping'an with red eyes, he wanted to go up and take a few bites to relieve his hatred.
The village elders of the two villages lit a stick of incense on the high platform. At the moment of lighting, the drummer with bare arms opened his arms and beat the cowhide drum vigorously.
Dong dong dong
In the first round of fighting for water, Shanghe Village kept the flag and Xiahe Village captured the flag.
Alas
Twenty -nine bear children wrapped in Zhu Pingan, howling and spitting on the hillside and rushing to the hillside.
In fact, before rushing to the top of the mountain to capture the flag, Zhu Ping'an thought of many strategies suitable for the naughty boys in the village, such as wave-like Mongolian evil tactics, front and rear flanking tactics, and outflanking, but there were not many of them. What a naughty boy willing to listen. Think about it, others are eight or nine years old, and you are a five-year-old kid. It’s strange that you can listen to yourself.
Every time he thinks of this, Zhu Ping'an can't help but want to look up to the sky and sigh, Damn it, other people's time travels are like tiger bodies. Famous generals have come to join in the conspiracy. What about shutting down tiger generals like Zhang Zhao and Ma? It's probably Zhang He, Liao Hua and the like who are bad, but as for me, I couldn't calm down a group of eight or nine-year-old naughty kids even though I was stomping my feet for a long time.
It’s really necessary to compare goods, and people are more angry than others.
The hillside where Shanghe Village keeps the flag is only eight or nine meters high, but that is the pure height. If you include the slope, it is more than twenty meters high.
Zhu Pingan opened his short legs and ran up like crazy dogs with these naughty children. He was panting and exhausted. How could these naughty children have so much energy. However, it is also understandable that every foodie is essentially a lazy person. He will not stand when he can sit, he will not sit when he can sleep, and he will not use his hands when he can use his brain. Zhu Ping'an always rides on old scalpers, unlike in the dirt. There is a naughty kid who rolls around all day long.
It’s not possible to go up like this. I don’t even have the energy to capture the flag when I climb up. Those who guard the flag are just waiting for work. I don't want to lose. This is related to my family's food production next year, and if I lose, I know what that stinky girl will do to me.
There were not many people in the crowd who were willing to listen to me. Zhu Pingjun was one of them, Erniu, Black Dog and a few playmates were also included. Including myself, there were only eight people. But eight people are still quite powerful among thirty people.
"Brother Jun, Er Niu, Black Dog, Dong Gou, please slow down and listen to me." Zhu Pingan panted and called to several of his playmates.
Zhu Pingan, who was busy calling people, didn't notice the road under his feet. There was an ups and downs in front of him, and Zhu Pingan fell to the ground. But luckily, I just fell a little, my feet and everything are fine.
Although Zhu Pingjun and others didn't understand why Zhu Pingan stopped them, they still obediently moved towards Zhu Pingan.
The scheming little Lolita and several of her maids at the foot of the hillside hugged each other excitedly and howled when they saw Zhu Pingan throw a dog to eat shit, and then they all laughed at Zhu Pingan loudly.
"Hahaha, idiot Zhu Ping'an threw a dog and ate shit, he deserves it, he deserves it" (End of Chapter)