Chapter 95 The water is cold, come up quickly
You cried and told me that fairy tales are all lies.
Zhu Pingan, who was splashing in the lake, really wanted to sing this loudly at this moment Shou Guangliang's fairy tale is not at all consistent with the plot in the novel. He didn't even do artificial respiration. , even before the artificial respiration position was in place, he was kicked away by a pair of small feet wrapped in embroidered shoes
Without any precaution
Slap, scream, deceiver , none of these, but half a second later he was drinking water in the lake.
The spring was cold and the lake was very cold. Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but sneeze a few times while he was swimming in the lake.
“You are sick!” Zhu Pingan shouted from the lake to the enchantress on the shore.
If you fail to save people, you will be fucked. No matter how good-tempered you are, you will not be able to bear it. What's more, Zhu Ping'an, who went to the lake twice early in the morning, is not a winter swimming enthusiast in this cold weather!
"The water is cold, come up quickly."
The enchantress on the shore tied up her hair casually, staring straight at Zhu Pingan in the lake with a pair of dark eyes, and her tone was unexpected. It was unexpectedly calm, as if the kick just now had never happened.
Although his tone was not gentle, it still felt like he was being subdued. That's more like it. I'm here to save you, not to take advantage of you.
Zhu Pingan once again dug hard to the shore and lay down on the shore, panting to regain some strength. Zhu Pingan, who had just emerged from the water, couldn't help but feel the biting cold wind and the rustling cold.
The first second was leisurely watching the wet witch
The next second, a sharp dagger was placed on Zhu Pingan’s neck by the witch, which was the bulging thing on the witch’s waist just now .
“Little brother, tell me, how do you want to die?”
The girl put the dagger on Zhu Pingan's neck and asked with a smile. A strand of untied hair hung down to the demon girl's face, making the girl's face look even paler.
Your sister, you must be sick, you are so weak and you are still laughing, you love to laugh so much, why don’t you show off your laughter! Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but want to complain about this witch, but he didn't dare to say it because of the bright thing on his neck.
This is a master who can trample five or six people's palms until blood drips from them. He is robbing and doing something. He is not a kind person.
"Is it really a choice?" Zhu Pingan asked.
"Ahem. You and I are destined to be together. This is the second time we have met. Others can't choose, but you can." The girl smiled and used the dagger to put a little force on Zhu Pingan's neck. There were shallow blood stains. Although he was smiling, his body was weak and coughed a few times, and there was a faint trace of blood on his lips.
"Then let me die of old age." Zhu Pingan replied casually.
When the smiling girl heard this, her face darkened, and her laughter suddenly stopped. Then she coughed with an ugly expression.
With the sound of coughing, a mouthful of blood sprayed on Zhu Pingan's face.
Uh
No, just kidding, I won’t be so angry that I vomit blood.
Zhu Ping'an's face twitched a little. He seemed to be shocked by the scene in front of him, so that he subconsciously thought that this girl wanted to touch porcelain.
After vomiting blood, the girl's face seemed to look better. A few points.
“You are still very naughty, cough cough.” The girl forced a smile and pressed the dagger in further.
It hurts
I vomited blood
Still laughing
How much you love to laugh, you might as well show off your laughter.
Zhu Ping'an complained a few words in his heart, but his expression remained the same, as if he couldn't feel the dagger piercing his skin. He said in a chatting tone:
"Well, it was me who did that last time. No, but today, I think you know that I saved you. No one can deny this."
"Yes, that's why I chose the way to die, Xiao En. "Public"
The girl looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and playfully read the three words "little benefactor" again and again, but in a tone of "you have to die without discussing it", and at the end she deliberately stabbed the tip of the knife upward until there was a drop of blood. The beads rolled down the tip of the knife with a sweet smile.
Okay
There were such neurotic women in ancient times!
The smile on his face is as bright as a flower, but he is extremely ruthless, cruel to others and cruel to himself.
I didn’t pay attention just now, but now I realized that the witch seemed to have been seriously injured. Several places on her clothes were stained red with blood. She was still bleeding now. She should have been on the inside, otherwise she wouldn’t have been there just now. He wouldn't be so angry that he vomited blood because of one of his own jokes. Even though he was like this, he still didn't want to save himself, but he still insisted on killing himself.
Judging from the girl's injuries, it seemed that if she was dragged on, she wouldn't be able to survive.
"Is it possible to do anything except old age and death?" Zhu Ping'an asked lightly.
The girl nodded with a smile.
"Is it okay to die under the peonies?"
In exchange for the tip of the knife moving in a little further, it was not just as simple as cutting the skin, but I felt the blood flowing. .
"Well, let's not hide it. Apart from this knife, do you have anything else that can kill me? I choose poisonous wine, but you don't have it; I choose arsenic, whether you have it or not, I don't have a choice either. If you want to kill, just kill me with the knife in your hand. . But before you kill me again, can you give me a reason? Even if I did something wrong last time, I can repay you by rescuing you from the lake."
Seeing the witch is enough. He was going to be cruel, and Zhu Ping'an didn't dare to tease the tiger's beard anymore.
"Reason?" The girl tilted her face, pursed her lips, and signaled Zhu Pingan to pay attention to her clothes that were untied by Zhu Pingan, "This is already the second time. There is no need to untie it to save people. Clothes, um, little brother, your habit of undressing girls’ clothes is very bad.”
Uh
Zhu Ping’an hesitated for a moment, telling the ancients about keeping breathing smooth. , seems to be playing the piano to a cow.
"I am a person who has a clear sense of grudges. You saved me. I thank you for taking off my clothes last time. Logically speaking, this cannot be undone, but as a son and daughter of the world, I am more generous. But , this time you took off my clothes again, in order to clear my innocence, well, then I have to kill you. Take me out of the lake. Who knows if you are going to save me or if you are going to do something worse than a pig or a dog? It’s not like we haven’t seen similar dirty things in the world.”
The girl smiled. After analyzing Zhu Pingan one by one, the final goal is to use Zhu Pingan's blood to wash away his innocence.
"Speaking of which, God has treated me pretty well. The first enemy missed me, and now you, my enemy, have fallen into my hands again."
The girl looked at him with a smile. Zhu Ping'an, there was still blood in the corner of his mouth. (End of this chapter)