Chapter 98 Bullshit red sleeves add fragrance
There is an extra fox in the room, which is a lot of inconvenience.
Zhu Pingan, who had been busy all morning, finally had some time. When he was writing policy papers and reviewing for exams on the desk by the window, the demon girl who had taken medicine sat aside and held her chin in her slender hand to read Zhu Pingan's writing. When he was bored, his slender hands stirred the inkstone and studied ink carelessly.
Suddenly, the demon girl chuckled.
The train of thought of writing was suddenly interrupted by the enchantress’s laughter. Zhu Ping’an really had the urge to sell this enchantress to a place of laughter so that she could laugh enough.
"The water in our well does not offend the river. You take care of your wounds, and I will write my words." Zhu Pingan glanced at the demon girl lightly. He didn't worry about his life, so he no longer had any worries.
"You are really ignorant. I am kind-hearted to help you correct the mistakes in your article, but you are heartless and unjust." The enchantress rolled her eyes and said coquettishly.
"Sister, please let me go, I'm still young."
Ignorant of good and evil, unkind and unjust. The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched. Why did this sound so awkward? Speaking of ancient women Aren't you the most particular about the defense between men and women? Why did you say it so ambiguously, as if I'm having an affair with you? Besides, how can you see the mistakes in my article? I have been working on this policy for a long time.
Hearing this, the demon girl's face darkened, and she seemed to be very disgusted with the word "eldest sister". It seemed like a common problem among women, she was very taboo about others saying she was older, even though she was only seventeen or eighteen years old.
"You are really ungrateful. What you said is so funny." The witch stretched out her slender hand, pointed at a sentence in Zhu Ping's policy essay, and said with an angry smile.
The sentence that the girl pointed to was one of the "Start Talk" in Zhu Ping's policy theory: The snipe and the clam are inherently fighting, and the fisherman is the one who gets the benefit. This is exactly how both parties benefit from cooperation, and fighting Then there are two injured people.
Zhu Pingan saw that what the demon girl said was true, so he read this sentence again and found nothing wrong with it. The meaning of the question is mixed with loose lines to cover the overall situation. This is how I started my speech. There is nothing wrong with it. The wording is also quite satisfactory and conforms to the eight-legged pattern.
So, Zhu Ping'an ignored the teasing of the demon girl next to him and continued to write his own strategy.
"You are so boring. Look at the snipe and the clam fighting each other. This word is very funny." Seeing that Zhu Pingan ignored him, the demon girl took the brush from Zhu Pingan's hand.
The green clothes hold an inkstone to answer questions, and the red sleeves add fragrance to accompany reading.
Nima, it’s all bullshit.
Zhu Pingan had no similar thoughts at all. Instead, he felt that the beautiful witch next to him was really annoying, and he wanted to kick her out.
"Give me back the pen!" Zhu Ping'an said calmly.
"I won't return it, unless you admit that the fight between snipe and clam is very funny." The enchantress looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, holding the brush and shaking it gently.
"It's ridiculous to see a snipe and a clam quarreling over each other!" Zhu Ping'an didn't know how many times he wanted to sell this laughing witch to a place of laughter.
"Then tell me about the fight between snipe and clam." The demon girl didn't know what Zhu Pingan was thinking, so she smiled and urged Zhu Pingan to tell the story about the fight between snipe and clam.
After the clam clamped the snipe's mouth shut, the clam said if I don't let go today or tomorrow, the sun will burn you to death!
When Zhu Pingan said this, he saw the demon girl holding her stomach and laughing.
What’s so funny about this?
"Don't clams talk with their mouths? Can they talk without their mouths? Then don't their mouths loosen up when they speak? It's so funny. I dare to use such words without fear of the examiner laughing to his stomach."< br>
The demon girl held her stomach and laughed endlessly. She seemed very happy that she could tease Zhu Ping'an. These scholars are all fooled by reading. It's really funny.
"Isn't it interesting to play word games?" Zhu Ping'an said lightly, a little disdainful of the demon girl's strong words.
The girl held back a smile and nodded.
Zhu Pingan turned his head and looked out the window. The sun outside was gradually setting in the west, and before he knew it, more than half of the day had passed. The county examination is much easier than the prefectural examination. People who take the prefectural examination are much more capable than those who take the county examination, but the passing rate is much lower than that of the county examination. Compared with these old friends who are immersed in stereotypes all day long, I am still relatively young. I can only make full use of my time. Therefore, this annoying witch has to be sent aside.
"Since you like playing word games so much, why don't I make my debut in word games and play with you. If you can't answer the answer, return the brush to me. I'll stay there wherever it's cool. Don't bother me." Zhu Ping'an looked at it. He looked at the witch with a provocative smile on his lips.
"Little benefactor, what if I get the answer right?" the enchantress asked with a smile. She had just played a trick on Zhu Pingan, and she didn't know what kind of difficult word games Zhu Pingan could come up with.
"That's up to you." Zhu Pingan was not worried at all.
"Then don't regret it." The girl looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, "You scholars are always self-righteous."
"There are 6 steamed buns and 6 children in the basin. Each person was given 1 steamed bun, but there was still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? ”
Zhu Pingan explained a popular modern brainteaser. Brainteasers first originated in ancient India. Ancient China, at least the Ming Dynasty, had not been exposed to this way of thinking. This way of thinking of the ancients was It's hard to think of an answer, and I believe the witch is no exception.
After Zhu Pingan finished speaking the question, the demon girl kept frowning and thinking. She couldn't figure out why. There were six steamed buns in total. Each of the six children took one, and all six steamed buns were taken. It's all bare, so why is there another one in the running basin?
The witch frowned and frowned.
"Give me back the pen. Just go and cool off. Don't bother me again!" Zhu Pingan stretched out his hand and spoke calmly.
"No, this is simply impossible, you are cheating!" The girl held the brush tightly and expressed dissatisfaction with Zhu Pingan's topic.
"Isn't it impossible if you can't think of it?" Zhu Pingan curled his lips and laughed.
"Unless you can tell the answer, you are cheating!" The girl firmly believed that Zhu Pingan could not tell the answer. In her eyes, this question was just nonsense, and there was no answer at all. Because this will make it impossible for Zi Xuwu to do anything.
"What if I tell you?" Zhu Pingan asked lightly.
"If you tell me, I will return the brush to you." The girl blinked.
Zhu Pingan glanced at the girl and said lightly:
"Because the last child took away the basin together."
The last child took away the basin together. There must be a steamed bun in the basin.
The demon girl stared at Zhu Pingan for a long time, then reluctantly returned the brush to Zhu Pingan, but still did not leave, still holding her chin.
In her words, she just promised to return the brush, but did not promise to go away.
"Then I'll ask another question. You go and stay over there." Zhu Ping'an took the brush, dipped it in ink, looked at his own strategy, and spoke slowly, without looking at the enchantress next to him. .
The girl is not willing to give in, so naturally she will not refuse.
"Who does Xiao Ming look most like at home?" After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, he lowered his head and continued his strategy.
"It must be his father." The witch sitting on the bed gave the answer immediately.
Zhu Pingan said no without raising his head.
“His mother?”
Zhu Ping'an still shook his head
"Uh, you are so dirty. Could it be that Xiao Ming looks like someone else?"
The demon girl sat on the bed and said in disgust.
Zhu Pingan still shook his head.
The demon girl felt that Zhu Pingan was really cheating this time. She didn't believe that her father and mother were not the correct answers, so she urged Zhu Pingan to tell the answer.
"Xiao Ming in the mirror."
Zhu Pingan said calmly while writing the policy, and finally added, "Okay, I promise you a thousand pieces of gold, don't bother me anymore!"
The girl leaned on the bed and tore Zhu Pingan's robe hanging by the bedside violently, venting her dissatisfaction. (End of this chapter)