Chapter 123: Getting Fat Again
What can you do with more than two months?
Being able to finish telling a novel about the Eight Legends of Heavenly Dragons, being able to review the Four Books and Five Classics three to five times, being able to copy ten volumes, and being able to make a skinny Zhu Pingan slightly fat, of course this is Thanks to his mother, Mrs. Chen, no matter how much he eats chicken, duck or fish, he will gain weight. This is a bit difficult for a foodie like Zhu Pingan to bear. It is considered a small worry in happiness.
Old Master Sun came back a month after Zhu Pingan returned home. After returning, he called Zhu Pingan to open a small stove. He explained the Eight Parts, Four Books and Five Classics to Zhu Pingan alone every morning for about a month. As the saying goes, the master leads the door, and cultivation depends on the individual. After all, Zhu Ping'an has been a man for two generations and has some wisdom, so he has benefited a lot from this month.
"Hey, Zhu Pingan, why do you feel like you've gained weight again?" That afternoon, Zhu Pingan went to Li's house to return the book. Hua'er, the steamed bun maid, saw Zhu Pingan from a distance and let out a surprised expression. voice.
How could it be, we had only seen each other for two days, how could he be so fat?
"It's true. If you don't believe me, ask the lady." Seeing that Zhu Ping'an obviously didn't believe her, the maid of Baozi pushed the lady out.
“Humph, it’s none of my business whether he’s fat or not!” The sinister girl Li Shu raised her head proudly and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle without even looking at Zhu Pingan.
“You are really fat.” Baozi’s maid Hua’er said with her mouth bulging, “Miss, please take a look.”
After Baozi’s maid’s repeated requests, the sinister girl was proud She glanced at Zhu Ping'an delicately, then flattened her mouth, "Oh, it's a bit haha." Then she suddenly pursed her lips and smiled, "More like a toad, cluck."
Well, could it be that the quantitative change caused the qualitative change? It is possible. Otherwise, why would my mother smile with a sense of accomplishment when she saw myself in the morning?
However, I am just a little fat at best, just a little fat.
It doesn’t matter, as long as my mother is happy.
"After returning the books today, I will leave for Yingtian tomorrow." Zhu Pingan took out the two books he borrowed last time from his school bag and said as he walked.
“Huh?” Baozi’s maid couldn’t hold back and said ah.
"Why, are you reluctant to part with this toad? Do you want me to be kind and sell you to him to be a bed-warming girl?" The sinister girl narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Baozi's maid.
The bun maid quickly shook her head, like a rattle, "No, no, I still want to be a dowry girl for the lady."
Zhu Ping'an just shook his head slightly and smiled, then followed them Walked by and headed towards the study.
"What are you dragging? You are just a little boy. Scholars don't know if they can pass the exam. Even if you are lucky enough to pass the exam, do you think that a greedy toad like you can pass the exam or even pass the exam?" As a Jinshi, huh, you still put yourself I have become a person!”
The dark girl watched Zhu Pingan walk past her without even looking at her, and she couldn’t help but feel a little emotional. She wanted the new clothes she had specially changed. Blind this stinky toad!
"I didn't say that I would definitely pass the exam." Zhu Pingan turned around and said lightly.
The sinister girl was choked by these words again.
So, another unlucky little maid took the blame for Zhu Pingan.
As soon as Zhu Ping'an entered the study, he heard the arrogant scolding of the sinister girl and the trembling voice of a certain little maid.
This is the Ming Dynasty.
After returning the book, Zhu Ping'an was about to leave, but was blocked in the study by the sinister girl leading the maid and old woman.
"Is something wrong?" Zhu Pingan asked lightly.
"Of course there is something, but you haven't told the story yet." Baozi's maid played her role as a personal maid and spoke out the heart of the sinister girl.
"Tomorrow, I have to leave, and I can't finish the story." Zhu Pingan spread his hands helplessly.
“If it’s not long enough, you can have a short one.” The steamed bun maid is not picky at all.
"It's a short one." Zhu Pingan touched his ears, murmured softly, nodded and said, "Then let's talk a short one."
So, peanuts and melon seeds snacks, the maid old lady They were all lined up and waiting for Zhu Ping'an to start speaking.
“Once upon a time, there was a rich man who was seriously ill and was about to die. The doctor who saw the doctor called all the rich man’s children and asked him, what are your last words? Say it quickly, or you will die if you don’t say it. Opportunity." Zhu Ping'an paused at this point and stopped talking.
"Hurry up and start talking." After hearing only two sentences, the maid couldn't help but urge.
Zhu Pingan glanced at everyone and asked, "Guess what the rich man's last words were to his children?"
"My children must have called me to tell them what to do."
"Yes, yes, and tell me where the money is hidden, so that it won't be found later."
< br>"Either the rich man has an illegitimate child outside, and he has asked his children to take care of him. Or bring a pair of chopsticks and ask your children to break one, and then let them break another chopstick together. In the end, no one can break the chopsticks, and then the rich man will teach them to unite and not fight among themselves. "
The maids and old ladies had different opinions, and finally they all looked at Zhu Pingan.
"What the rich man said is, can you try another doctor? I think I can save him again." Zhu Pingan imitated his voice when he said it.
There was laughter in the study room. The dark girl laughed and looked at Zhu Pingan with disdain, "It's so boring! How can there be such a thing! I'm not a serious person. It's weird that I can pass the exam. You'd better not waste your parents' money." . ”
What an unlovable girl!
"Well, let me tell you another story." Zhu Pingan's face was calm, as if he didn't hear the sarcasm of the sinister girl.
Of course no one will refuse.
“The young man traveled deep into the mountains, experienced dangers, and finally found the Zen master who lived in seclusion in the mountains. He couldn’t wait to ask: ‘I look ugly, what should I do?’
The Zen master touched the beads and smiled without saying a word.
The young man looked at Zen Master Yun Danfeng's calm and calm expression, and nodded with sudden realization: 'What does the master mean to say that the mind should be as still as water, and be independent of oneself? ’
‘You fool, if you are ugly, you should be like me and find a place to hide in a mountain. You are still talking nonsense, you don’t know you are ugly. '"
As soon as Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the little maids and old ladies burst into laughter. The contrast was so funny that they had never heard of it before.
Only one person not only did not laugh. , but the one who stared at Zhu Pingan with murderous eyes was the scheming girl. Others couldn't tell, but she could tell that Zhu Pingan was mocking her for being ugly and talking nonsense!
Blind toad!
White-eyed wolf!
The sinister girl glared hard at Zhu Pingan, then turned around and left angrily.
"Ah, miss, miss, wait for me." Hua'er, the maid of Baozi, realized belatedly that the miss had left, and couldn't help but chase after her with her skirt in hand. (End of this chapter)