Chapter 152: One word and nine words
The hairpin banquet is an honor and a welcome ceremony for students to enter the academy. Here, everyone can show their face in front of the academic officials and the big heads of the education industry. , or maybe dozens of people are reciting poems and composing poems to show off their skills... Even the students and scholars sitting on the long table in the corner are trying to find ways to increase their sense of presence.
There is only one person in the entire Hairpin Banquet who is not very harmonious. That is Zhu Pingan, who is sitting at the end of several rows of tables. He brings a plate of dishes and tastes them. If they are delicious, eat more. If they are not delicious, just eat more. Eat less, anyway, just eat, eat, eat...eat in various ways...
Everyone else is reciting poems and writing poems. During the drinking ceremony, Zhu Ping'an just ate monotonously, no, he ate in various ways, big mouths, small mouths, sips, sucking, nibbling, biting, tugging...
It made people around him look at him. How could it be that the person who got the advice from Mr. Tixueguan was actually a foodie? This guy is greedy for food and drink, and he will definitely not be able to become a great person in the future. I really wasted the opportunity to get close to Mr. Ti Xueguan. If it were me, I would naturally thank Mr. Ti Xueguan for his encouragement and propose a toast. Then I would compose a poem and write a poem to ask Mr. Ti Xueguan for his comments. In this way, If you come here, your reputation will be prosperous.
Adou is really helpless.
Of course, not everyone thinks so. For example, Wang Jin from Taihu and others praised Zhu Ping'an a lot. If Zhu Ping'an hadn't eaten too seriously and sat too far away, he would have Go over and get acquainted.
The whole hairpin banquet came to an end in a harmonious atmosphere. Master Tixueguan gave a few words of encouragement before leaving. When passing by Zhu Pingan’s table, he saw the shrimp skin crab shells on Zhu Pingan’s table. Something like that, the corners of his eyes couldn't help but twitch: This young man has a good appetite, which is really enviable...
At this time, the time was just over, and Zhu Ping'an was shyly full. With my stomach full, I slowly returned to the inn.
"Brother Zhu, you are finally here..."
Zhu Ping'an just went upstairs when he heard a howl like a slaughtering pig, and then saw the fat man Xue Chi jumping out of the corner in ragged clothes, and tears welled up in his eyes.
The look that Zhu Pingan gave Fatty was shocking. If it weren't for Fatty's voice, just for such a thing to pop out of the corner, Zhu Pingan's first reaction would definitely be to kick him, and then Just run away.
How come this guy has become so virtuous after not seeing each other for more than a day? Why does he feel like he was robbed and then rubbed? However, the fat man’s appearance infinitely lowers the lower limit of human beings. Is it worth it? Is there anyone willing to throw away the soap? !
"Brother Zhu, why did you come here..." After the fat man jumped out, he looked at Zhu Ping'an, with two tears streaming down his aggrieved fat face.
"Stop, what are you doing, experiencing life or breaking through yourself?" Zhu Ping'an looked at the fat man's ragged clothes and dirty face. He simply didn't know how this guy got like this. Virtuous.
"It's all my father's fault." Fat Xue Chi mentioned his father, his fat face full of dissatisfaction.
"Did your father beat you?" Zhu Ping'an's eyes twitched.
"No." The fat man shook his head, and the fat on his face was shaken. "But it's all his fault. Don't you think you just donated a prison student to me? You kept humiliating me when you got home. I always use you to humiliate me." At this point, the fat man looked at Zhu Pingan with dissatisfaction.
"What are you talking about? You are thirteen years old and you are the head of a case and so on. No matter how you look at it, I don't like it. You say that I can do nothing but eat. Of course I can't admit it. , before I could say a word, he scolded me for keeping my promise.”
I keep my promise for what I said?
The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched. How could this word be a curse word?
"My dad said, if I say one thing, you will criticize me nine times, and you will criticize me nine times! Then he started talking about me again, saying that you all invite academic officials to dinner, and that I only My mother can't stop her from relying on him. I don't even think about it. He took the exam for eighteen years before he passed the exam, and I only passed the exam after three years. He still scolded me for being incompetent..." The fat man is simply a fool. Wipe away the snot and tears.
“How can I not achieve this kind of virtue even if I just scold you?” Zhu Ping’an was speechless.
“Peushi’s filial piety comes first, and I can’t complain about him, so I have to go out to the city by myself to relax, and I don’t dare to go back at night. I woke up early in the morning and had nothing to do, so I wanted to go to the mountains to watch the sunrise over the open sky. You must be generous, so I climbed a hill and waited for more than an hour, but the sun rose behind me..." The fat man became more and more distressed as he talked.
"That's not like this, is it?" Zhu Ping'an admired the fat man very much. He could find the wrong direction even after watching the sunrise.
"I went down the mountain after watching the sunrise. I climbed the mountain early in the morning and stayed for more than an hour. I was already starving, so I wanted to find something to eat. The foot of the mountain was deserted. It took me a long time to find one. I bought three buns from the bun seller, but they didn’t taste good at all. After eating two of them, I couldn't eat any more, so I finally asked how much the buns were selling. As a result, the grandson raised the price and dared to ask me for 100 fen. Of course I refused, so I argued with him and asked me for 100 fen for the three buns. Why don't you rob me?" When the fat man said this, the anger could still be seen on his face.
"What then?" Zhu Pingan asked.
"Then, then he really robbed me... Then I did this. When I meet the grandson again, I must make him good-looking, and the robbery will be all on the fat man. Brother Zhu, Hurry up and open the door. People passing by just laughed at me several times. Let me in quickly, get me some food, and buy me a set of clothes. I don't dare to go back like this. I might be humiliated by my father if I go back like this." The fat man said. Putting his nose in front of Zhu Ping'an's room, he urged Zhu Ping'an to open the door.
Zhen Nima is nozuonodie, Zhu Ping'an only has this emotion about the fat man's experience.
Zhu Ping'an opened the door. The fat man said with emotion, "You see a brother in times of need." He slipped in like a bereaved dog. He was really fed up with the contempt of passers-by. He didn't feel it after being scolded so much by his father. What, just looking at them a few times makes me feel like my soul is being tortured and my politeness is ruined.
After Zhu Pingan opened the door, he went downstairs. In the lobby, he asked the waiter to deliver a bucket of hot water to the room. Then he ordered two dishes, one soup and two steamed buns and asked the waiter to bring them to the room.
After paying the money, Zhu Pingan went out to the cloth shop where he trimmed his clothes last time, and randomly asked for a set of large-sized clothes. Regardless of whether they fit him or not, they were better than those worn by the fat man. .
On the way back to the inn, Zhu Pingan met his uncle and other villagers. After not seeing each other for a day, the uncle and other villagers seemed to have been healed of their heartache by the prostitute.
"Xie'er, what a coincidence. Uncle is still thinking of going to the inn to find you." Uncle Zhu Shouren has regained his former suaveness and lost the loneliness he felt when the results were released.
"Uncle, uncles, are you ready to return home tomorrow?" Zhu Ping'an asked, cupping his hands.
"Uncle is just going to tell you about this. I won't go back tomorrow. The day after tomorrow will be the annual flower appraisal and oiran selection event in Qinhuai River. Uncle and others have been entrusted by others to do their best during the period. "Li, I will postpone my return home for a few days." As the uncle spoke, his face was full of spring.
Other villagers are also full of spring.
Uh
You are worthy of being Xiaochu of the batch that failed. You have rich experience in failing.
You guys recovered really fast.
Zhu Ping'an could no longer complain to his uncle and others.
"Well, I just feel homesick for Ping An, so I'm going back home first." Zhu Ping'an cupped his hands and said calmly, "I hope your uncle and uncles won't be surprised." (End of Chapter)