Chapter 159: Like to Eat or Not to Eat
After the sinister girl came back, the study was quiet for two seconds, and then started chattering again about Zhu Ping'an's exam.
When Zhu Pingan was casually talking about three or five things about the scientific examination, the scheming girl looked completely uninterested, but from time to time she would make various disdainful nasal noises.
After talking for a while, these maids and old ladies were no longer interested. Scientific examinations and traveling were all men's business. They started to have new ideas, but those who always listened to nothing were very boring and kept pestering them. Zhu Pingan tells stories.
"That's it for today. We'll talk about it another day when I come to return the books." Zhu Pingan stood up, put the borrowed books into his school bag, and was about to leave.
"White-eyed wolf"
At this moment, the word "white-eyed wolf" came out of a certain girl's mouth.
Uh
Inexplicable
Forget it, for Huang Hua’s sake.
Zhu Pingan smiled slightly, sat down again, took off his schoolbag from his shoulders, and drank another glass of water.
Hmph, you know what’s going on. When the sinister girl Li Shu saw this, she had a proud look on her face.
Seeing this, the old lady and the maids made happy sounds one after another. What a familiar rhythm. Then they took out snacks such as peanuts and melon seeds from their pockets and sat down in rows.
"Spring outing is grand, it is the season of cold food and pear blossoms every year. The white brocade is fragrant and fragrant, and the eucalyptus buds are piled with snow. The quiet night is deep, the light and mist are floating, the cold moon is melting. The earth and the sky are full of silvery clouds. It's clear and clear. People are beautiful in nature and noble in spirit. Whoever believes in the world is different from others."
After Zhu Pingan sat down and drank a glass of water, he slowly opened his mouth and read another volume of Master Jin Yong. The classic masterpiece was spoken.
"What's the name of this story?" The sinister girl interrupted Zhu Pingan's words and asked arrogantly.
What a rude girl! There is no sense of asking for help at all, and the tone is completely commanding, which is really annoying.
"The story of slaying a dragon in the sky." Zhu Ping'an said calmly. In ancient times, slaying a dragon was something one would never dare to say, so he turned the dragon into a dragon.
But even so, this name is somewhat illegal.
As soon as Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, Li Shu, the scheming girl over there, started to ridicule, "Yitian? What a big tone. I'm just a little scholar, so I don't know who I am. You must have become stupid by studying. You still dare to rely on the sky. How many heads do you have?"
"I heard this in Yingtian Dao. If I say it casually, you can just listen casually." Zhu Pingan replied calmly.
The sinister girl glanced at Zhu Ping'an with a look that said, "I have seen through your lies." Are you hearing about it in Yingtian? So fake!
Believe it or not, I didn’t expect to be able to hide this from this little fox.
Zhu Pingan continued to talk. Of course, the background of the story was changed. Everyone, including the dark girl, listened with gusto. They were fascinated and immersed in the martial arts world outlined by Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Pingan continued to talk for only a short while before he heard footsteps coming from the study, and then two little maids came in carrying many snacks prepared by the kitchen.
The dark-hearted girl asked them to place it on the low table and in front of the soft couch. Then she glanced at Zhu Pingan inadvertently. Seeing Zhu Pingan looking this way, she couldn't help but roll her eyes and pointed at one casually with her slender hand. Ask the little maid to bring the plate to Zhu Pingan.
"I can't help but hear the sound of someone swallowing saliva again. It's off-putting again." The sinister girl said this.
After a little maid brought this plate of snacks to Zhu Pingan and put it down, Zhu Pingan could see clearly what this plate was. It seemed to be braised meat, and the appearance was not very good. , it seems that among the many snacks that the maid brought just now, this one is not very good-looking, while the others seem to be full of color, flavor and taste.
But this made Zhu Ping'an interested. Stinky tofu smells bad and tastes good. This dish may not look good but tastes great. After all, it is from Rich Man Li's family. The cook is always good, and I have never had bad food at Rich Man Li's house, so this time I have reason to believe that this dish will not disappoint me.
So, before Zhu Pingan continued to speak, he stretched out his chopsticks and tried to pick up a piece.
When the dark-hearted girl was dealing with the snacks in front of her, she glanced at Zhu Pingan from time to time. When she saw Zhu Pingan stretching out his chopsticks, she looked at him several times.
In the sight of the sinister girl, Zhu Pingan stretched his chopsticks to the plate, picked up a piece, then put it in his mouth and chewed it.
Zhu Ping'an only chewed for a while, his expression suddenly became strange, and he rolled his eyes.
A long time
In the eyes of the scheming little loli, Zhu Ping'an made the next move. He stretched his neck with a painful expression, and could clearly see the surge in his throat, and he made a gurgle. , swallowed it, and rolled his eyes.
"Ahem, um, your family has changed its cook?" Zhu Pingan asked with a painful expression.
The appearance of this damn thing looks ugly, and it tastes even worse when you eat it. It’s such a waste of natural resources. It’s so salty that it’s hard to swallow, and it’s not just salty, it’s even more delicious. There are undissolved Sichuan peppercorns and large irritating unknown substances with unknown seasonings. All kinds of extremely strong flavors come after one bite. It is so unpalatable that it has no friends. Even Zhu Pingan would rather eat Guanyin soil than eat it. This kind of thing.
This kind of cook left in the backyard is like an invisible killer in the village. If he is not reported, Zhu Pingan is really uneasy.
"What's wrong?" the sinister girl Li Shu asked without any emotion.
"Originally, I shouldn't be involved in your family's private affairs, but now that I have met you, I would be uneasy if you didn't say anything." Zhu Pingan looked down at the plate, stretched out his chopsticks casually Picking at the food on the plate, With a look of fear on his face, he said, "Today's food is so delicious that I can't keep silent and swallow it. It's hard to imagine that there is something so unpalatable. This is not an ordinary unpalatable thing. This cook seems to know nothing about it." ”
Zhu Ping'an shook his head as he spoke, and gave the Li Shu family's new cook a lot of damage. Finally, he came to the conclusion: This cook knows nothing about cooking and has no intelligence. For your safety, it is better to replace him with another one.
Zhu Pingan was talking enthusiastically when the plate he was moving in his hand suddenly disappeared.
The next second
I heard a "bang"
Even the plate and the food were thrown to the ground. The plate was smashed and the food fell all over the floor. .
"Eat it or not!"
The voice of the sinister girl losing her temper for no apparent reason immediately reached Zhu Ping'an's ears.
Zhu Ping'an raised his head and saw the final movement of the sinister girl slamming the plate with her slender hands, shaking her little hand in the air.
This girl must be sick, I’m just reminding you, okay?
Don’t know what is good and what is evil!
At this moment, Zhu Ping'an really had the urge to pull the sinister girl onto his lap and give her a spanking!
Well, I also felt that slaying the dragon was a bit casual, so I changed the dragon to a snake when I got up in the morning. Piper is a legendary venomous snake: male~Nine, as described in many ancient books.
(End of this chapter)