Chapter 168 Experience crushes
“Even if you can understand the ledger, you will never be able to see the loopholes in the ledger so quickly. These ledgers are definitely organized and premeditated by a group of veterans. Made, no I and others are boasting, but I have been waiting for several days and haven’t found any clues.”
The accountant with gray hair who had just summarized and reported the audit results to Mr. Li stood up and said to Zhu Ping’an emotionally. questioned.
Even if Zhu Pingan could understand the ledger, he definitely didn't think that Zhu Pingan could find out the loopholes in the ledger in such a short period of time. It was absolutely impossible!
This feeling is like a group of old hens laying eggs in a henhouse. Suddenly a pig came and got into the henhouse without any explanation. With a click, it snatched the egg in front of all the old hens. An egg was laid.
Let me go, how is this possible? ! This is my professional field, brother! How could you!
These accounting houses almost have this kind of mentality.
"That is, what you have in your hand is just a journal in the daily accounting book. It is just the transaction flow of a certain period. There are no other books for comparison, no reconciliation of the general accounting, and no detailed accounting. , I really don’t understand why you Why did he come up with false accounts? It’s really Sima Yi who broke the Eight Diagrams array - he doesn’t know how to pretend to understand.”
The accountant who just stood up to crack down on the fraud also recovered from his stunned state, and followed him with gray hair on his temples. The accountant echoed, with a strong sarcasm in his voice.
Rich Man Li bent down to pick up the hat from the ground, flicked the non-existent dust on it, and slowly put it on his head. He glanced at Zhu Pingan, also full of doubts. Rich Man Li is a businessman and is very familiar with accounting books. He also agrees with the accountants' doubts. He didn't think Zhu Pingan could see the loopholes in the account book in such a short period of time.
See, this is experience crushing.
After hearing their questions, Zhu Ping'an took out the account book from Baozi maid's arms, shook his head slightly, smiled lightly, and slowly said:
"If you use your As for the method, of course you are right, but of course I can’t see it.”
What do you mean?
Is this contempt?
Young man, you are an insult to the entire accounting profession!
The accountants all looked like angry fighting cocks, with red faces and thick necks. If they were not all scholars, they would definitely roll up their sleeves and get on.
“I have a simple method, but no fraudulent account book can escape its detection.” Zhu Pingan ignored the accountants who looked like fighting cocks, raised the corners of his lips, and continued slowly. Let’s talk.
“Nonsense! What a bunch of nonsense!”
“It’s unheard of, uttering arrogant words. If there is such a way to falsify accounts at a glance, why have we never heard of it!”
"We have never heard of such a method in our account books for decades, and there will never be such a method. I simply don't know what it means! It's just a mystery!"
The accountants were excited and couldn't help themselves. They felt that Zhu Ping'an's words were against them. The insult of a ten-year accounting career was also an insult to the entire accounting profession, so many accounting clerks stood up and rallied to attack Zhu Ping'an, a young man who spoke arrogantly.
It is unanimously determined that such an audit method is impossible!
"What you haven't seen doesn't necessarily mean it doesn't exist." Zhu Pingan shook his head slightly and spoke calmly.
The cashiers were furious, and everyone criticized Zhu Pingan's words. They opened their mouths and kept saying that Zhu Pingan was making things up, making things up, and talking nonsense
"What you said seems to make sense, but" Zhu Ping'an said with a naive smile and disdain, "In fact, it's not the case. Well, I don't know which one of you can let a cooked egg stand with its head down on the table? "
"What are you doing? How can a cooked egg be turned upside down? Standing on the table, but that’s not the same thing at all, okay?”
“It’s just impossible. It’s just changing the subject.”
The accountants shook their heads one after another. They thought that Zhu Ping'an was avoiding the problem and changing the topic.
Zhu Pingan looked at them with a smile and said nothing.
"You go and bring a plate of cooked eggs." The dark girl spoke up at this time, and asked Nu Xiaozui to ask Hua'er, the steamed bun maid next to her, to bring a plate of cooked eggs.
Baozi's maid Hua'er picked up her skirt and trotted out in response.
Soon, Baozi's maid Hua'er came running with a large bowl of cooked eggs, her little face turned red.
The sinister girl glanced at Zhu Pingan, and Hua'er, the steamed bun maid, brought a large bowl of cooked eggs to Zhu Pingan like a treasure.
"You didn't say that just to eat the eggs, did you?" When Hua'er, the steamed stuffed bun maid, gave Zhu Ping'an the eggs, she covered her mouth with a bowl, blinked and asked quietly in a very low voice. .
Uh
You are really imaginative
Zhu Ping'an was a little speechless and wanted to flick the little maid on the forehead, but he paused. This is in Ming Dynasty. If someone sees him, It must have been a series of bad words about frivolity and flirting with other people's maids, so it naturally turned into the action of carrying the bowl in the middle.
Zhu Pingan took the bowl, brought a bowl of eggs to one of the tables in the accounting room, and placed it on the table.
"Try it and see if it really doesn't work." Zhu Ping'an stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation.
Although the accountants all thought it was impossible, some accountants still tried to set eggs.
One, two, three.
Stand up, roll, try
No one can stand the egg on the table with the small end down.
"Let's see if we can't do it. They say you can't stand on the table with your head down. What's the use of delaying this time."
As a result, a bunch of accountants shook their heads, laughed and complained.
Amidst the ridicule of all the accountants and in full view of everyone, Zhu Pingan slowly picked up a cooked egg, put the little head down, and banged it hard on the corner of the table.
Crack
The sound was crisp
Attracting everyone’s attention,
Then, in full view of everyone, Zhu Pingan placed the cooked egg with its head knocked down on the table. As soon as he loosened his hand, the egg stood firmly on the table with its head down.
Then, one of the accountants shouted loudly:
"This can't be counted, it can't be counted. If you break the egg shell, of course it can stand upright."
Then many accountants also objected.
At this time, I heard Zhu Pingan speak seriously, "Yes, that's right, you didn't fall, I did. This is the difference between us. The same is true for the way I check accounts with you. What you think is impossible can be easily solved by simply throwing it down.”
After saying that, Zhu Pingan slowly glanced at everyone and showed a silly smile.
As soon as Zhu Pingan finished speaking, all the accountants became dumbfounded and looked at each other as if struck by lightning
The study suddenly became silent. (End of this chapter)