Chapter 189 Congratulations, you can pass the scientific examination
In the inn, Zhu Ping'an leaned over to compose, unknowingly immersed in it, forgetting both things and me, only seeing the pen running around, converging into a beautiful article .
It feels so good to be fully engaged and calm.
When Zhu Pingan finished writing an eight-part essay, it was already noon, and he felt a little hungry. Zhu Pingan put away his pen, ink, paper and inkstone, washed his hands and walked downstairs.
Walking downstairs, Zhu Pingan said hello to the shopkeeper as usual, and politely asked the shopkeeper to make him one meat, one vegetarian, two dishes, two steamed buns and a bowl of soup, and then he Sit down at the empty table near the door. But for some reason, Zhu Pingan felt that the students sitting in the lobby looked at him a little strangely, as if they had a vague feeling that they wanted to draw a clear line with themselves.
The food served at the inn was very fast. Not long after Zhu Pingan sat down, the food he ordered was brought to him by the waiter.
Zhu Ping'an had only taken two bites when he heard a familiar howling like a slaughtering pig at the door. He looked up and saw the familiar figure of the fat man, screaming strangely and rushing towards the inn.
"Help, stop it quickly, stop it." The fat man panicked and came roaring all the way.
There were three vicious dogs behind him, chasing the fat man and barking.
Zhu Pingan was speechless for a while, why did this guy attract a dog again, just like the last time he went to Xiahe Village.
The fat man who was running in panic suddenly saw Zhu Pingan sitting upright in the inn. As if he had seen a savior, he opened his mouth and shouted, almost crying, "Brother Zhu, why are you still sitting there? Come on!" "
The fat man rushed into the inn lobby in embarrassment, running towards Zhu Pingan with a howl, but he accidentally slipped and fell. The three vicious dogs, which were still some distance behind, rushed over with barking barks, and were about to have a wonderful encounter with the fat man's body.
The fat man's eyes nearly popped out of his head when he looked at the three vicious dogs charging towards him. At that time, he only had one thought: My life is at stake.
At this critical moment, I saw a chicken leg flying over the fat man's head, drawing a beautiful parabola, and threw it into the face of a dog. Then, in an instant, three dogs howled at this chicken leg. There was a fierce fight for the chicken legs, and the fat man was forgotten in Java.
The fat man turned his head and saw Zhu Pingan throwing the chicken legs. He was immediately moved. Brother Zhu is reliable.
"Don't forget to compensate me with a chicken leg." Zhu Pingan said lightly.
"Don't say one, even a hundred will do. Brother Zhu, your hands are the best." The fat man got up from the ground, clapped his hands, and straightened his clothes in full view of everyone. Well-dressed, he walked to Zhu Ping'an's table and sat down, as if the fat man who had just fallen into a mess and was eating shit was not him.
“Boss, let’s prepare four more dishes and one soup, our signature dish.” After the fat man sat down, he turned around and gave the shopkeeper’s order.
"Why did you mess with the dog again?" Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man and asked lightly.
"You know I have been afraid of dogs since I was a child. Last time I was chased by a dog in front of your house. But who is Fatty? How can I be intimidated by such difficulties? I have sought wisdom in many ways. Ah, I finally asked about a way to deal with vicious dogs. This vicious dog is afraid of the tough. , if you walk away from it, it will bite you. The more scared you are, the more aggressive it will be. If you encounter a bitch like this, you only need to bend down like picking up stones, and it will definitely run away! I want to try it." The fat man sat there and talked, talking about chasing dogs as if he was saving the universe.
The method is good, but if you try it, just find one dog. If you mess with three of them, you deserve to be chased by the dogs three streets!
Zhu Ping'an was speechless at the fat man's mindless behavior.
After the food ordered by the fat man was in place, the fat man invited Zhu Pingan to eat with him and complained to Zhu Pingan at the same time.
“You don’t know, before I came home, my godmother said that my parents must have missed me. But after I got back, I realized she was wrong. My dad didn’t miss me, he wanted to scold me. At home, he tells me to get out; outside, he tells me to go home; if he doesn’t read, he scolds me for my poor homework; if he reads, he tells me that I am a waste of money. ; Come on, eat, and he scolds me for being greedy; come on, stop eating, and he scolds me for being naughty; don't speak, and scold me for being stuffy and unable to kick a hot fart; come on, speak, and scold me for talking nonsense. What does he want? I even doubt whether I am my biological child."
After the fat man sat down, he never stopped complaining.
Zhu Ping'an could only laugh at this.
During this lunch, Zhu Ping'an ate a lot, but the fat man ate quite little. He seemed to have something on his mind.
"What's the matter? Tell me what you're unhappy about and make it happy." Zhu Ping'an drank the last mouthful of porridge and asked with a smile.
"Brother Zhu, you are really..." The fat man shook his fat face and choked with laughter.
Zhu Ping'an's words are nothing in modern times, everyone has heard them many times, but this was the first time this sentence was heard in ancient times, and its effect was very outstanding.
But after laughing, the fat man was still embarrassed to speak.
Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man, thought for a moment, and asked, "Brother Xue, are you worried about the scientific examination in office?"
Hearing this, the fat man looked up at Zhu Pingan in disbelief. I was very surprised, I don’t know why Zhu Pingan guessed it.
"Nonsense, you can talk and laugh with ease even when your father scolds you. As far as the current situation is concerned, this is the only time for scientific examination." Zhu Pingan curled his lips.
"Hahaha, Brother Zhu is really worthy of being the head of the case, and he is thoughtful. Alas, the fat man was still in high spirits when he left your house, but after returning home and being beaten by his father, he realized that the scientific examination seemed Much more difficult than the college exam. The college examination is just for children to compete for talents, and there are still dozens of places, but for this scientific examination, scholars are competing for that, and the number of places is still more than half short. I haven't even passed the college exam." The fat man said with a bitter look on his face. There was a sad look on his plump and energetic face.
"It was fine at first. My father spent a lot of effort and asked his seven aunts and eight aunts to get in touch with the seventh aunt and eight aunts who were the academic officers. As a result, the academic officers were transferred to Sichuan. Went. Mr. Zhao from the capital was transferred here to serve as an academic officer, and all the previous efforts were in vain." The fat man's fat face turned into a chrysanthemum.
"Master Zhao?" Zhu Ping'an was startled for a moment, thinking of the unreasonable fat man he met on the road in the morning. It seemed that he belonged to Master Zhao's house.
"Yes, Mr. Zhao Wenhua, Zhao, don't you know that the academic officer has been changed?" The fat man rolled his eyes.
Zhao Wenhua? !
Hearing this, Zhu Pingan suddenly smiled, patted the fat man on the shoulder, and said very confidently: "Congratulations, you can pass the scientific examination."
After saying that, Zhu Ping'an shook his head and walked upstairs with a smile, muttering to Zhao Wenhua, haha
"Hey, what do you mean?"
The fat man scratched his head and chased after Zhu Pingan's footsteps followed him upstairs. (End of this chapter)