Chapter 277 I am in a bad situation, I have a mask
After the ink was dry, Zhu Pingan collected the test paper, carefully put it into the test paper bag, and hung it on the wall on the side.
It was already dark now, and the night was as thick as ink, as if you could dip your brush into ink. As night falls in the examination room, there is also a howling north wind. The wind is so strong that the soldiers standing outside to invigilate the examination are shivering from the cold.
Of course, along with the howling north wind, there is also the smell next door. The one that suffers the most is the stench.
The sound of someone vomiting came from the distance. In the silent night, it was very obvious. He must be an unlucky child like himself.
It doesn’t matter if you are in a bad situation, just make a mask yourself.
Zhu Ping'an tightened his rabbit fur jacket tightly, pulled the luggage on the kang with his hands, and found a cotton pillowcase. This was a pillowcase made by his mother Chen at home. It's made of cotton leftovers from making clothes for myself.
Take this pillow cover out of your bag, then find a small knife, cut the pillow cover into two oval pieces of cotton according to the size of your face, and overlap the two oval pieces of cotton. , then used a knife to cut four long straps, and then pierced four small holes on both sides of the overlapping oval cotton cloth, and tied the four long straps through the holes.
Well, a simple double-layer mask is made.
Zhu Pingan put on this simple mask. Well, the effect was pretty good. There was almost no smell.
It's a good time to go to bed in the dead of night, but it's best to read the second question of the four-character essay before going to bed, and think about it while you sleep.
The title of the second four-book eight-part essay is relatively simple: "As the years get colder, you will know that the pines and cypresses will wither."
This is Chapter 28 of "The Analects of Confucius. Zihan", this This sentence is also a sentence that everyone often says. After reading the question, Zhu Pingan put the test questions into the test paper bag and hung it on the wall. Then he cleaned up the dormitory, blew out the candles, and thought about it. While sleeping quietly.
In fact, this question is not difficult at all. In winter, I realized that pine and cypress trees are the last to lose their leaves. In fact, it is nothing more than talking about the indomitable integrity of pines and cypresses. Zhu Xi used two sentences to comment on this chapter. "When a villain governs the world, he may be no different from a gentleman, but when faced with dangers and dangers, when things happen, the gentleman's position can be seen." "A scholar is poor and honest, and a loyal minister is recognized in a troubled world. If you want to learn, you must be virtuous."
So, this question is also a question that supports things and expresses ambitions. It is probably from many angles that the pines and cypresses will not wither in the winter. Just have unyielding integrity and quality, and then express your ideological realm as high and upright as the pines and cypresses.
Soon, Zhu Pingan conceived an eight-legged essay and then fell asleep quietly.
In the early morning, everything is silent. The morning sun in the distance slowly looks down at the examination room, casting a hazy light to wake up the sleeping candidates.
In fact, Zhu Pingan had already gotten up early to wash up before dawn.
Not for anything else, just because this time is the coldest time of the day. There is still morning frost outside at this time. Because of the cold, the smell next door is still very light; because it is early, most candidates have not gotten up yet. convenient.
So, the smell of smell is the lightest time of the day at this time.
One day yesterday. After eating just once, Zhu Pingan felt extremely hungry in his belly, and his stomach had growled several times.
“Therefore, when Heaven is about to entrust a person with a great responsibility, he must first endure hardships in his mind and spirit. His muscles and bones are strained, his skin is starved, his body is depleted, and his actions are disturbed by his actions. Therefore, tempting his heart and forbearance has benefited him. It can’t be done.”
Zhu Pingan was wearing a mask. Quietly reciting this sentence in "Mencius", he took out the pieces of meat cut by the inspecting soldiers from the bag, forked them with an iron bar, grilled them on the charcoal fire, and then opened the mask Put the piece of meat into your mouth, then quickly pull down the mask and put it on.
Just like that, chewing hard.
As for cooking the noodle soup like yesterday, please forgive me for not being able to do it. Yesterday was because it was the first day, and I was almost the first one to come in. The toilet next door was almost not used yet, and there was no smell, so I was able to cook a meal of hot soup noodles, but today I couldn't.
If I do it again like yesterday, I will have to throw up.
So, Zhu Pingan heated up the dried meat and put it in his mouth, wearing a mask and chewing to satisfy his hunger. Once roasted, put it in the mouth of the mask and swallow it. It's very fast and you eat a lot.
The soldiers who were proctoring the exam outside were almost dumbfounded. They just came back from the shift that night and found that the master of the dormitory he was responsible for had dressed up in such a strange way and covered his face with a rag. On top of that, why are you eating so happily so early in the morning without stopping?
During the shift break last night, I heard that the candidate with the bad number in the other row had already vomited. Especially during the intensive use of the toilet in the evening, the unlucky child had already vomited and passed out. . The President (the examiner in ancient times was also called the President, that is, the President who marked the exam) thought that human life was at stake, so he was already sent to the Ming Jing Tower. Of course, the exam must be cancelled.
But our invigilator not only did not vomit to death, but also jumped to life.
Therefore, no matter what others think of this bad guy who is proctoring the exam, I am convinced anyway.
In such a short time, Zhu Pingan had stuffed almost a kilogram of dried meat into his mouth. He was no longer hungry, but he still had to stuff more. In extreme cases, he would be 100% full. Only then.
A candidate who woke up early in the morning couldn't help but feel the gushing feeling in his abdomen. He put on a coat and went from his dormitory to the toilet to rest.
Accompanied by the invigilator, I was walking on the way to the toilet for the exam. I was extremely glad that he was not assigned to a bad number. Think about it, how many candidates like me go to the toilet for convenience. Then there is the schadenfreude for the candidates who were assigned to the bad number. Haha, the candidates who were assigned to the bad number must be tortured to death.
Thinking of this, the candidate couldn't help but feel a sense of happiness.
Sure enough, comparison can produce happiness.
When this candidate passed by his stinky sign of gloating over his misfortune, a scene occurred that overturned his outlook on life.
The examinee who should be vomiting in his heart was holding an iron bar on the barbecue, making a sizzling sound, and was eating with gusto.
Vomiting
For some reason, the candidate who was going to the toilet couldn't help but retched when he saw this scene.
Uh, did you come here specifically to vomit at my door?
Hearing the sound, Zhu Pingan glanced outside, then shook his head speechlessly, threw the dried meat on the iron bar into the charcoal brazier, let it burn to ashes, and began to clean up his dormitory. stand up.
At this time, the sky was gradually getting brighter.
Wearing a mask, Zhu Ping'an packed up the things in his room, washed his hands, rearranged the board with pens, ink, paper and inkstones, and began to continue his journey of leaping through the dragon's gate.
When the examinee who had vomited came out of the toilet, Zhu Ping'an had already copied the second eight-part essay he had conceived last night on the draft paper with a splash of ink. , accomplished in one go.
Even though you are in a bad situation, you can still have a lot of thoughts! This candidate who was using the toilet was blinded by Zhu Ping'an. (End of this chapter)