Chapter 330 Wait, something seems wrong
This poem by Zhu Ping'an stole the show at the banquet. "Here I go to Quantai to recruit old troops, and I will kill Yama with a hundred thousand banners." This poem is really very meaningful. Shocking. What does it mean to dedicate oneself to death and die? This is to die. When I am alive, I will serve my family and country and drive away the barbarians and Japanese pirates. Even if I die in battle, I will gather my old troops at the spring of Jiuyou and continue to serve the country. I am really loyal and loyal. !
"On paper. You are just a penniless scholar. You have never been on the battlefield and have never led an army. You have returned one hundred thousand to the old army of Quantai. It is so whimsical!"
Luo Longwen, as always, "takes great care" of Zhu. Ping An, as soon as he opened his mouth, pointed out the unreasonableness of Zhu Ping An's poem "Serving the Country with Loyalty" and satirized Zhu Ping An's talk on paper.
"What Mr. Luo said is absolutely true. It's the boy Meng Lang who thinks he has millions of soldiers in his chest."
Zhu Ping'an smiled calmly with a smile on his face. He didn't argue with Luo Longwen. It was enough to let them know that he was not a soft persimmon that they could knead at will.
The banquet continued, Luo Longwen and others learned their lesson, and they would not take Zhu Pingan to play with him any more in the future, such as writing poems and poems. Without Zhu Pingan to cause trouble, Comrade Ouyang's performance was still wonderful and received unanimous praise from everyone. It was just because Zhu Pingan's song "Serve the Country with Loyalty" just now was like a fish bone stuck in the throat, which made Comrade Ouyang famous. There are some flaws.
During the banquet, Zhu Ping'an also obtained a lot of news, from gossips, from the court, from the coast, etc.
After the imperial examination, Comrade Ouyang will get married to the Yan Mansion. It is said that the marriage partner is the second lady of the Yan Mansion;
The Japanese pirates along the coast have recently invaded Ningbo, Shaoxing, Songshan News from Yang and other places reached the capital. Emperor Jiajing was furious and all the pills were refined. He ordered Yu Dayou and other generals to rush to rescue and deal with it;
The old boy Li Mo was re-appointed as the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs by the imperial approval. He was given the word "loyalty and good" in the imperial letter. The emperor also allowed him to ride in and out of the palace on horseback. He was almost as good as Mr. Yange's treatment;
Of course, drinking is indispensable at the banquet. The few people sitting under Luo Longwen seemed to have been instructed and came over to offer Zhu Pingan a lot of wine, with the intention of overwhelming Zhu Pingan at the banquet.
In this regard, Zhu Pingan had no choice but to use his ultimate move-Urine Escape.
After leaving the venue where the banquet was held, there were maids accompanying Zhu Pingan to help him relieve himself. This made Zhu Pingan a little bit overwhelmed. The young man who grew up under the red flag had never experienced such a battle. There were still people going to the toilet. Serve, and she is also a maid!
This Yan Mansion really knows how to enjoy life, even letting the maid serve him when going to the toilet!
In other words, if he really asked the maid to serve him, he probably wouldn't be able to urinate
So, Zhu Ping'an just asked the maid to point the direction to the changing place (toilet), then he declined the maid's kindness and went alone. Go to the toilet.
The Yan Mansion was very large, and the direction the maid pointed to the toilet was a bamboo garden. Zhu Pingan entered the bamboo garden and walked around the path a few times before he saw the toilet in the bamboo garden. The toilet is very luxurious. If it were not marked with the word "changing clothes", Zhu Pingan would almost think of it as an annex in the bamboo garden.
I heard that the private toilet used by Yan Song and his son was even more unique. The toilet they used was said to be a lifelike carving of a white jade beauty wearing colorful clothes. I don't know whether it is authentic or not.
After using the toilet, Zhu Pingan found a place in the bamboo forest to rest for a while. Under the breeze, his drunkenness was reduced by most.
When Zhu Pingan was about to return to the banquet venue, he found that he seemed to have taken the wrong path in the bamboo garden. When he left the bamboo garden, he was not the place he came in just now, but another exquisite small garden with the fragrance of flowers.
The garden was relatively quiet, and I didn’t see any maids or servants, but there seemed to be faint sounds in the room.
It's too late to go back. That old boy Luo Longwen will probably cause trouble for him again. Yan Shifan is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp. If he cares about it, he will inevitably be miserable. In order to return to the banquet venue as soon as possible, Zhu Pingan decided to take the liberty of asking the people in the room for directions.
“I’d like to ask.”
Zhu Ping’an entered the room, bowed his hands and gave a salute. He paused in the middle of his words, and his eyes almost squirted.
Damn, don’t do that.
I saw a bathtub in the room, with hot air and flower petals floating in it. Outside the tub stood a cool girl, her eyes widened in surprise as she looked at Zhu Ping'an who suddenly appeared in the room. .
What to do? what to do?
Zhu Pingan's brain was running rapidly. Under this sudden scene, Zhu Pingan was so shocked that except for a cold sweat, he was drunk and had long since disappeared.
Don't care whether this girl is the master of the Yan Mansion or a maid, even modern society cannot tolerate the sight of being seen taking a bath, let alone the strict Ming Dynasty.
The girl was stunned by this sudden scene, but when she came to her senses, her first reaction would definitely be to scream loudly, to alert Yan Mansion, and then the consequences would definitely be very serious.
It would be fine if this girl is a maid, but if she is the young lady of the Yan Mansion, well, let’s not be so ridiculous as the second young lady of the Yan Mansion. Just now at the banquet, someone said that Comrade Ouyang will be Getting engaged to the second young lady or something
Nima, little Comrade Ouyang is still trying to kill himself! Not to mention Yan Shifan and Yan Song, these are both beings who can turn themselves into ashes with just a move of their little fingers!
What to do! ! !
Say, I'm sorry, miss, I didn't mean it?
Or, I'm sorry, miss, I didn't see anything?
Pull it down, put it this way, you will still turn into fly ashes if you should, it will not work at all!
Seeing that the girl opposite was about to open her mouth and screams were about to come out, Zhu Ping'an spoke first, and then the girl opposite her mouth was about to open and she retracted her mouth.
"I'm sorry, young master."
Zhu Ping'an said it first, and then burped, looking like he had drunk too much.
I'm sorry, sir? You are blind, I am obviously a woman, why do you call me son? This was the first reaction of the girl opposite, and the next second, a hint of joy appeared on the girl's pretty blushing face.
I understand, I am a woman, but this person said I'm sorry, sir, which means that this person didn't see me clearly. Yes, the weather is a bit gloomy today, and the windows are closed in this room. , from the outside, it must be a little dark inside the house to see clearly. The girl felt a little lucky and secretly happy when she thought of this. Fortunately, God was kind and allowed me to save my face.
"Ahem, dare I ask you, sir, where is the Brush Washing Pavilion?" Zhu Pingan lowered his head, not daring to look any further, and casually asked about a place. The Brush Washing Pavilion was on Zhu Pingan's way to the toilet. A courtyard as seen.
"Go out and turn left!" The girl opposite said deliberately hoarsely, trying to make her voice thicker.
“Thank you, sir.”
Zhu Pingan thanked him with his hands, turned around and left without stopping, his heartbeat pounding, step by step. He felt lucky until he walked out of the yard. Damn, I scared the shit out of you!
Out of the yard, Zhu Ping'an almost ran away at a trot. No matter where the banquet was, stay away from the yard first! After walking around three times and twice, when he was far away from the courtyard, Zhu Pingan asked a boy where the banquet was and quickly returned to the banquet.
After Zhu Pingan left, the girl who got out of the bath quickly put on her clothes, patted her chest, and felt lucky.
That young man is blind, and he can mistake this girl for the young master.
Then, the girl seemed to feel something was wrong, walked out of the house, walked to the yard, and then Returning to the door of the house again, he cast his eyes suspiciously into the room.
The young man was really blind. He could see very clearly in the room. He could even see the pattern of the petals in the bathtub clearly. Wait, something seems wrong.
Then, there was a scream that pierced the sky
(End of this chapter)