Chapter 395 The witty young man
It’s funny, did I win? !
The naughty boy was stunned for two seconds, and then he remembered what he had just said. Soon, the naughty boy's fat face seemed to have been suddenly splashed with a pot of red ink. , suddenly red.
"Since you ask so much, I'll satisfy you." Zhu Pingan reached out and touched the tuft of hair on the naughty child's forehead, and nodded vigorously.
“Good boy~”
Zhu Ping'an stretched out these three words and called them out.
From these three words, the naughty child heard full of malice. Looking at Zhu Ping'an's serious face that was holding back a smile, the naughty child really wanted to find a hole to crawl into at this moment. .
"Yes"
The naughty kid responded with a heavy heart, then turned his fat face to the side,
Looking at the naughty kid's virtue, Zhu Ping'an was satisfied He smiled. Although this naughty kid was very naughty, he still had one outstanding advantage, that is, he was responsible and would not avoid. This alone was much better than most adults.
After such an experience, the naughty kid wanted to shrink himself into a ball and roll into a hole in the ground. He was no longer embarrassed to use rock-paper-scissors. He sat at the table with a red face and a good baby, holding a book and reading obediently. .
“Brother Gong, you are so stupid.” The little Loli pouted her mouth and giggled.
Hearing this, the naughty boy's fat face turned redder, and then he traced his bitter and resentful little eyes towards Zhu Pingan.
Uh
Your sister, why are you so fat? If anyone hits you, hit Korea! Zhu Pingan looked at the naughty child speechlessly.
Li Shu sat at the desk and read the ink marks left by Zhu Ping'an. The little maid Baozi sat on the side and dozed off with her little face swaying; the naughty child was also reading seriously at this moment, even though his fat face was so bitter. His deep expression never changed.
Little Loli sat on Zhu Pingan's lap, chewing candy in her mouth, and listened to Zhu Pingan telling stories.
“Once upon a time, a group of friends were playing games in the garden. Then one of the friends accidentally fell into the water tank under the rockery while playing on the rockery. The water tank was very high and full of water. It was very dangerous to be submerged in the water tank. The friends were helpless and had no choice. At this moment, a child stood up and shouted confidently, "Don't be afraid, I am Sima Guang." . Then, in the midst of everyone's panic, the kid calmly picked up a big stone and smashed the water tank. The water in the tank flowed out, and the little friend in the tank was saved. "
Zhu Pingan held the little Lolita and softly told the story of Sima Guang smashing the vat. The naughty child over there who had been studying for almost an hour couldn't help but raise his head and listened to Zhu Pingan's story with relish.
After listening to this story, the naughty child seemed to be very touched. His fat face shone with eagerness. He took a brush in his hand and wrote five big characters in a small book.
After watching the naughty child study for almost an hour, Zhu Pingan followed the modern education method of combining work and rest and gave the naughty child half an hour to have fun.
As soon as Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the naughty boy put down his writing brush and book with a squeal, and all his fur disappeared in a swish. The little Loli wanted to play with her, but as soon as she slipped off Zhu Pingan's lap, the naughty child in front of her had already disappeared.
"Sima Guang smashed the bucket"
Zhu Pingan took the paper the naughty kid had written on just now in his hand, and then the crooked magical calligraphy treasure left by the naughty kid appeared in Zhu Pingan's sight. bucket? Uh, I can't write the word "tank". Zhu Pingan looked at the naughty child and smiled silently.
The naughty kid who left Mo Bao behind is currently running away.
I must let Sister Niuer know that I am smart, and I cannot let Sister Niuer be deceived by my country bumpkin brother-in-law!
The naughty boy nodded his fat face vigorously, and with the most sacred mission in the world, he raised his little fat legs and rushed toward the destination in his heart with a roar of wind.
The naughty kid gained experience from Sima Guang smashing the vat. He wants to do something smarter than Sima Guang. He was tricked by the country bumpkin brother-in-law just now and left a stupid feeling in the heart of sister Niuer. I must wash away this impression, let sister Niuer know that I am smart, and let sister Niuer know that I am much smarter than my bumpkin brother-in-law.
Deng Deng Deng
The naughty boy ran to the front yard and saw the big water tank at home. The little eyes on his fat face lit up instantly.
Sima Guang rescued his friend by smashing the water tank when he fell into it. I, Li Yangong, smashed the water tank before his friend fell into the water tank to nip it in the bud. Then wouldn’t I? Much smarter than Sima Guang.
I am so witty!
Think about the surprised expression of the country bumpkin brother-in-law, and think about the admiring expression of sister Niuer, and the naughty child feels like he has been given a shot of blood.
With firm little eyes and strong little arms, the naughty boy picked up a big stone, well, he didn't move it. But it didn't matter, the naughty child was not affected at all. He changed it to a smaller stone, picked it up and smashed it hard against the large fireproof water tank in the yard.
Boom, boom, boom
It started in a rhythmic manner, and finally the third time, the big water tank was smashed, and the water flowed out.
The naughty boy failed to dodge in time, and his clothes were splashed by water, but the naughty boy didn't care at all, and his face was red with a sense of accomplishment.
The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard.
The naughty boy was not satisfied with smashing a large water tank, but showed the spirit of striking while the iron is hot and ran to the second large water tank with great courage.
咣咣咣
For a time, such rhythmic sounds could be heard from time to time in the courtyard of Linhuai Marquis Mansion, as well as the busy but fulfilling figures of naughty children.
In the limited time, the naughty kid showed his unlimited creativity and smashed eighteen large water tanks in the front and back yards of the house in one go.
When the naughty boy wiped the sweat from his face and watched with satisfaction as the last large water tank was smashed, the Marquis of Linhuai also got the news and came over with a Spartan expression.
"Dad, I was the one who smashed it. Sima Guang smashed the tank when his friend fell into the water. I smashed it in advance." The naughty boy raised his fat face and patted his muddy hands, feeling very accomplished. He puffed up his chest.
Okay, you are such a clever and good boy!
The Marquis of Linhuai looked at the naughty child and nodded happily. Then without hesitation, he pulled the naughty child onto his lap and beat him hard, making you smarter and smashing the vat
< br>For a while, the rhythmic and ups and downs of the naughty child howled could be heard in the yard.
When the old lady came to the rescue, the naughty kid limped back to Zhu Pingan’s yard with tears on his face, and then told the whole story to the little Lolita with a look of aggrievedness. .
“Sister Niu’er, daddy doesn’t understand me.”
The naughty child looked up at the sky at 45 degrees and let out a sigh, his fat face full of the loneliness of being in the cold at high places.
Boy who smashed the bucket, you are so smart!
Zhu Pingan was speechless at the courage of the naughty kid. The fact that this naughty kid came back alive showed that he was the biological son of the Marquis of Linhuai.
After a while, there were cars and horses in front of the Linhuai Hou Mansion. More and more people knew that the new number one scholar was the future son-in-law of the Linhuai Hou Mansion. Except for those who were familiar with the Linhuai Hou Mansion, In the honorable home, many other officials also sent people to visit or send greeting cards.
Zhu Ping'an didn't like this kind of social interaction and planned to go out for a while to have some leisure time. Then Li Shu came to the capital and wanted to go out with him because he had not visited the capital yet. When the little loli heard that it was okay to go out to play, she wanted to follow him, and when he heard that he could go out to have fun, the naughty child also wanted to follow him, showing off his fat face.
It's okay for Li Shu and the little maid Baozi to go out, but it's not that simple for these two little ones to go out. Zhu Ping'an sent someone to ask for permission from the Marquis of Linhuai. After receiving permission, he took the two elders and two children out of the Linhuai Marquis' Mansion through the back door. (End of chapter)